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Emmanuela has two eyes, two nostrils, two ears and one mouth....

Handing over things... Make sure u cut her hand off and take it home.... Handing over

Enjoyment food don taya them sote na mama put com dey hungry dem.... Isi awu tins

Da man don chop ijebu ode jazz...

Lie lie government

U allow wan Lebanese monkey dupe u... Men I tot Nigerians had A1 IN dupelogy

Codedzng:
I dey Laugh O !!!

swear say u read the post b4 u cum rust type u dey laf

See me see wahala oh... Person Jesus na him father una wan chop am.... Nigerians are one hell of a poke nosing beautiful wrapped box of shit

Social media ain't social anymore

The court needs jesus... Gbam...

I so much love waje... But how da Bleep those her taking pix with her mom helps nairalanders... If it's like that I'll snap with my mom n it must make front page oh... Mtcheeew

Am not surprised at all.... Even da president is unstable...

The bank will deduct ur money Koko by kobo till da last drop....

ikbnice:
[b]Take some time to ponder on these words of wisdom. It will also be a great blessing to you. Please read and meditate on them.
1.ON EARNING:
Never depend on single income. Make investment to create a second chance. There's always need to have a backup.

2.ON SPENDING:
If you buy things you do not need, soon you will have to sell things you need. Spend wisely.

3.ON SAVINGS:
Do not save what is left after spending, but spend what is left
after saving. Save for the raining days.

4.ON TAKING RISK:
Never test the depth of a river with both feet. Don't take risks that equals your life.

5.ON INVESTMENT:
Do not put all eggs in a basket.

6.ON EXPECTATIONS:
Honesty is a very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people.

7. IF YOU are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present. Past is a waste paper, present is a newspaper and future is a question paper.


8. WHEN bad things happen in your life you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you or you can let it strengthen you.

9. EMPTY pockets teach you a million things in life but full pockets spoil you in a million ways.

10. OUR EYES are in the front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.

11. Ever wondered why we have two ears and just one mouth. Well, it means we should listen more and talk less.

12. We used pencils when we were small but now we use pens... do you know why? It is because mistakes in childhood can be erased but not now. So be careful of your actions.[/b]

nice one.... Words are indeed priceless

All lies.... How abt the ghost workers..... Everything in Nigeria ain't straight... Rigid coun3

Jolsnow:
[color=#000033] So she just drink coke comot? — Wtsss.[/color]

she drank the coke

Lemme not interfere in ur way of life.. Na u sabi wetin u dey talk

She's either unlucky to b abducted at random pick, or she got herself involved in sum shady stuff or did sum shady stuffs to people or her parents r sumbody u knw da rest.... Well either way... Let da will of God b done in her life

MarshallDwayne:
Exactly how am gonna be in 40 years time

he should b 50

ASUU sucks

naijadeyhia:
Oga even if a horse stands before you and declares himself a horse you will still argue thar its a Cat.... una type no dey beleful. Awon conspiracy theorists.

oga die it nd lock up.... We don't just accept cooked up stories. If u believe everything dacums outta a politician, then oga ure a lost soul.. Kapish??

PDP was better cos it was I chop u chop everybody chop... But this apc na, I chop alone, u chop I catch u with efcc n nobody else chop

Could it be a coincidence that bread now has increased in price by 25% or the devil of back them has returned.... Chai... Wahala Dey?

Okijajuju1:
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Buhari name was on # Fellows and hw sure are u that is da same buhari of now...or r u trying to tell mi that he was da only dude bearing buhari as at 1980...n Y didn't u show us his name on da graduate list....

I just pray he doesn't chicken out on Nigeria n Nigerians just the way he chickened out of his cert stuff

justicejay:
THE HUNTED HUNTER (Parts 1, 2, 3 and 4)
There is an ongoing "AsoWood" Movies showing
live in Nigeria.
The actors are:
1. Fayose
2. Buhari
3. EFCC
4. Aisha
5. Ex-EFCC Boss
6. A Nigerian Attorney residing in US
7. Lai Mohammed
SCENE 1: Ayo Fayose bans cattle grazing in Ekiti
SCENE 2: Buhari vex used EFCC to freeze Ayo
Fayose's Zenith Bank account
SCENE 3: Ayo Fayose vex exposed that Aisha
Buhari was involved in the $750,000 Halliburton
Scandal
SCENE 4:Ex-EFCC Boss vex defended Buhari that
it
was another Aisha Buhari that was involved in
the
scandal and released a mutilated Int'l Passport
to
support the claim.
SCENE 5: Ayo Fayose aides bursted the Int'l
Passport showing it has been mutilated.
First picture: Int'l Passport released by EFCC to
show it was a different Aisha Buhari.
Second picture: Fayose revealing the Int'l
passport was mutilated.
THE HUNTED HUNTER 2
The part two is released!
PART TWO:
SCENE 1: There was an outrage on social media
that Mr. Integrity (Buhari) is also fantastically
corrupt following Fayose's revelation.
SCENE 2: Aisha Buhari bursted her suppressed
silence and got out of control on her official
Twitter Handle calling a sitting governor
"unchained mad dog" and reveals that Buhari is
73, she Aisha Buhari is 45 so she has enough
strength to face Fayose.
SCENE 3: Aisha Buhari's outrage got her more
condemnations as well as terrible negative
comments on Social media.
SCENE 4: Nigerians began to dissect Aisha
Buhari's
response as follows:
- That means Aisha is guilty, if not she should
have
behaved like GEJ who when they lied on him that
he was on exile he simply returned to Nigeria to
prove them wrong. So Aisha Buhari should travel
to USA to prove them wrong rather than verbal
insult on a sitting governor, husband and a
father.
- That means Aisha Buhari is saying Buhari is a
weakling at his age.
- That means Buhari was a 41 years old soldier
when he married Aisha as a Primary school girl at
the age of 13 and she had her first born for
Buhari at the age of 14.
SCENE 5: Both PDP governors forum and PDP
Senators, condemned the Buhari led APC
impunity, witch-hunting, intimidation and
harassment of PDP members using EFCC, DSS,
ICPC etc and ask them to retrace their steps if
they want to enjoy their supports.
SCENE 6: EFCC said armed funds from Dasuki
and
Senator Musili Obanikoro were traced to the
Zenith Bank Account of Fayose, which he used
for
his campaign.
SCENE 7: Ayo Fayose debunked EFCC allegation
as
false and malicious explaining that his campaign
funds came from free will donations by Nigerians
and Zenith Bank assistant.
SCENE 8: Ayo Fayose challenged Buhari to ask
EFCC to probe APC source of campaign funds as
well, rather than witch-hunting PDP members.
THE HUNTED HUNTER 3
(The Part Three is Released!)
PART THREE
A Nigerian Attorney residing in USA; Emeka
Maduewesi,
San Francisco, California, USA.
Former Google Document Review Attorney at
Google
The above authority from USA gave the drama a
legal backing as he wrote as follows on his
Facebook page:
No Office of First Lady: Dr. Kachikwu knows the
real "Aisha" Buhari
I have been a lawyer in the United States since
2002. Once your practice will expose you to
dealing with foreign corporations, you will
mandatorily undergo a certified course in the
Foreign Corrupt Practices Act of 1977, as
amended, 15 U.S.C. §§ 78dd-1, et seq. ("FCPA" .
I've gone through that course twice and have
accessed all the documents in the case via
PACER.
The Nigerian Halliburton case - United States v.
Tesler, et al., No. 09-cr-98 (S.D. Tex. Feb. 17,
2009),
is the locus classicus in that area of law. All the
other cases also involved Nigeria and Nigerians.
What a corrupt country!
It was Jefferey Tesler who wire-transferred the
bribe payments to or for the benefit of various
Nigerian government officials, including officials
of the executive branch of the Government of
Nigeria, NNPC, and NLNG, and for the benefit of
a
political party in Nigeria.
If there is one clean man in Nigeria, that man is
Dr. Ibe Kachikwu. He was involved in the
investigation of this Halliburton case. The
investigation turned him into the best resource
for the US Department of Justice and thereafter,
he would be invited to the United States to
deliver
lectures on the topic.
Dr. Ibe Kachikwu knows the real "Aisha" Buhari. I
also know the real "Aisha" Buhari. She will never
set foot on US soil. After all, there is no office of
First Lady in Nigeria. So, even if the President
visits, he will not be asked about the first lady.
THE HUNTED HUNTER 4
Part Four is Released!
PART FOUR:
SCENE 1: The person whose passport
photograph
they forged into the International Passport
raised
alarm that her passport is used in the forgery
without her knowledge and that her name is NOT
Aisha Buhari adding that she knows nothing
about the scandal.
SCENE 2: As more drama continued to unfold
and
as the social media outrightly condemned Aisha
Buhari's outrages, she became ashamed and
deleted the verbal insult on Fayose from her
twitter handle.
SCENE 3: Aisha Buhari asked Lai Mohammed to
perform his duty to save her from the negative
comments her post on her twitter handle was
earning her.
SCENE 4: Lai Mohammed did what he is known
for
as he raised alarm that it was not Aisha Buhari
the
First Lady that insulted Ayo Fayose. Lai said it
was
PDP and their agents that hacked Aisha Buhari's
Twitter account and posted "Unchained Mad
dog"
to discredit the owner of the official Twitter
account, Aisha Buhari.
SCENE 5: Sahara Reporters released a statement
without any source or any link, claiming it was
from Zenith Bank denying what Fayose said on
the source of his money.
The drama is just starting and it's becoming
more
interesting!
Watch for d nxt...

so u seat down just write all this tins now, abi u don write am cum copy am con dey wait for fayose trend.......

Obgeni fayose hope say u don pay workers there Benjamins

Seize the house and bring it to daura katsina state.... Nonsense...

Everything n everyone one trying to detach from naija..... Who I go blame?

How can one farm without Benjamins(money) ...... Everything in Nigeria requires Benjamins

Round 3 Fight

So he sacked himself abi.... Nonchalant attitude everywhere