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does who have dated one aren't alive to tell the story

lolz... don't blame the lady, 99% of Nigerians can't help you without wanting something in return

aunty be calming down oh... before you go and over do are slay your child or children.

I also need a self con in sabon gari, kabuga n that buk new site thanks... Email me on Mr35981@gmail.com or call 09033004330

he should come and marry you period.

I saw walking stick in one of the pictures... is she crippled

So I got a call from my sister with her voice shaky from too much tears, that her GTbank account has been hacked. Her savings of 200k+ plus has been withdrawn. She doesn't use this account for online transactions for what so ever. Now the funny part is that she doesn't have an ATM card to the account because it's expired, n didn't bother getting a new one to enable her not touch the money. She only uses the Mobile banking app. Now the real question is how can a gtbank mobile app be hacked...she got to the bank to lay a complain and they where saying all sort of internet banking of which she didn't do, and telling her go get a court order of which in my experience the bank will just dump aside because of pending issues like that. So does it mean people can wake up one morning and loose all their life savings that is meant to be safe in the bank? And the bank does nothing.. I'm afraid of leaving a dime in the bank right now. Please moderator push this to front page. Is our money really safe in the banks

Alexgman1:
NAIRALANDERS, There is this very pretty fair lady who lives nearby and always comes to my house to jist, watch DSTV, sometimes play scrabble & chess. As we attend thesame church.

But she doesnt reject drink or food each time i ask or offer to entertain her. Infact she now enters my kitchen freely.

How do I politely stop or reduce her almost everyday visitation? (because of food).

This pandemic is hitting me hard & its not getting funny.

Go to her place first before she comes, or go out so as to find you not around when she comes. that's diplomacy

BOOOMNAIJA:
Only legends can understand....
Indomie generation will think garri was once blue...

This Omo that year... ��

bukatyne:
Funny question, depends on family and economic status.

The richer one's family is, the less the pressure to leave the house before you are ready to (marriage or job).

When to leave the house without a concrete reason to do so is usually a discussion for the lower class.

you've said it all. you're so on point.

this is pure wickedness oh.... now all I can think of is this pepper soup

Randy100:
It was a hot afternoon of saturday 21st December 2019. I was sweating profusely like a christmas he-goat. I was busy minding my business and walking on the pedestrial side when I saw a small girl who I later got to know to be 19 years. She was carrying a school bag at her back and also a sack full of book on the hand, I could see she was struggling.

As a man with good heart, I decided to help a little sister. I offered my help and I can bet my left balls that she was pleased as she smiled back and agreed without reluctancy. She was beautiful though slim with no nyash and a tiny breast that you could mistaken as a big pimple. I didn't mind, I was only interested in one thing to chop and clean mouth. I collected the sack from her hand with ease, showing no weakness. We started matching to where she will enter keke that is going to her direction. When we reached where she will enter keke, I asked for her number and she said, I should call my own instead that she is going to call me. I called my number, but I noticed she was not writing it down any where. I asked her why, she told me that the number is already stored in her brain. I doubted it and asked her to call it. With the speed of light she vomited the number for me. I was so impressed. She promised to call me but she refused to tell me when.

I have always been in control when I am involve with any lady, but this one, I was the one anxious waiting for her to call me. After waiting for the whole of December, I gave up and stopped expecting. On friday, 3rd january 2020, she called to wish me happy new year. I was so excited, and still I don't know why I was excited. I called her back in the evening to ask her if she will be free on Sunday, that I want to take her out. She agreed and we fixed 4pm at genesis located in leventis at Enugu.

Having dated so many girls, I know how girls think, so I am always ahead of them. Thinking I was dealing with a random girl, by 4pm I started coming out from my house when she called that she is already there. I lied that I was helping an accident victim that I will soon be there. I arrived 30 minutes late and apologized which I have never done because I am always earlier. It has been the other way round, the girls apologizing. We went inside and sat comfortably talking. I got to know she is in second year studying electrical engineering at UNN. All my life, I have never met a girl as highly intelligent as her. She was so versatile in every aspect. We discussed politics and I got to know that her favourite tv show is journalist hangout. We talked football, her analysis of why she thinks Messi is better than Ronaldo was top notch. She countered every of my defense of Ronald intelligently. I was perplexed and shocked. We ordered for their useless fried rice and drinks and ate. She brought out 1k and gave to me. She said I should use it and support whatever I am paying. She even paid more than half of what we ate.

I came back, lost in thought about her, I was so impressed. I picked up my phone and texted her "God bless your father for raising a great daughter like you. Good night." I have been doubting if truly she is a girl, or if I have a Bobrisky situation here. Just like Thomas in the bible, who said "I won't beleive untill I put my hand inside that hole."

I hardly comment, but this is the most mumuest n pointless post in Nairaland that you sure do deserve an award for

Small girls stop going to a man's house oh, cos I'm sure they didn't rape her in her house..those boys need to be taught a lesson of their miserable lifes.

Blatant lies, police have not yet been paid so as most non academy staff of varsity despite their involvement in the integrated payment personal information systems(IPPIS)

thesicilian:
You're right.
All those modern ladies forming 'I am not ready' even after 3 to 6 months do so at the risk of losing their husbands temporarily to sidechicks.

shame.... So a man can't stay for Some months without sex or what Men of nowadays lack self discipline n principles

The funny part about this Bayern Munich account is that it's fake

you are one hell of a confused human being using religion to cover your baseless confusion...

Why are they screaming as if they are watching horror movies

Dickson44:
It was after 2 days of having unprotected sex, my pen*s started paining me. I went to the pharmacy and got ciprotab. This was administered to me after I told the pharmacist that my pen*s pains me during urination.

This is the 4th day since I got the drugs. I just found that I have a penile discharge. Please, what could this be and how do I curb and get rid of it. I I'm scared of using the toilet as the pain is still there.

Thanks for your assistance

What is joystick na

Scam

Nigerian govt is a total sham

Still people will not receive this cash transactions Scam n sham of a kountry

Until I've experienced the free two Months light. I don't believe it

And yet they said no movement... What kinda country is dis

Later y'all will cause another virus outback abi

See

Mizwisdom:
Why was my previous post deleted?


Like I posted before, one Nigerian paid for the flight tickets of more than 700 stranded country folks in S.A does that make all Nigerians kind? what of the bro who gave N1 million to a beggar and translator right here in Nigeria? so because one White person pays your meal and complements your baby it means all Canadians are nice

at least from all indications 90% of e'm are nice. But only 1% are nice in Nigeria

What happens to you waiting till you are buoyant enough.

Men...this is real sad