₦airaland Forum

Aww! today is monday again

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

better than not having any

they are mouthing

why kerewa go keep quiet? u no wan make another person hear am.

u neva collect salary abi u neva pick somebody's pocket

he's been admitted in yaba left for the next two years

the feelings of weekend is here!

happy friday everybody!

do u realise today is friday?

yes we knows. we are trying to manufactures our own personal english

i go slap u!

i just hope i'm not among the children

sylve11:
i no dey flutuate like Mtn jor, no be small thing dey do me.

wetin be the thing wey dey do u?

Lolabbey:
expaination insuficient

another language?

sylve11:
spenky how are u?

my brother i dey o!

why u dey fluctuate like mtn network these days

romade:
i nid to relocate den

that's the best option for u

Lolabbey:
no more vacancy

vacancy for what?

soooooooo funny!

Lolabbey:
wetin i dey tok wetin u dey tok

u dey tok wetin u dey tok,

me i dey tok wetin i dey tok.

romade:
respect no dey dis compund again

respect don travel to ur village

explanation!

aproko aproko

he had hangover

benedictus, u don wake abi? i think say na nite shift u dey yesterday

na lie! u dey Badagary

yes. they say experience is the best teacher

romade:
he dey advertise him area 4 d bois o jare

na benedictus i dey invite cos i know say him dey stay around my area.

i don't need to invite u cos e go take u 3 days with gwongworo to get to Abuja

do u know love? blind man

clemcykul:
as if no be ur small work, u wey dey even jealous the rats for ur room cus dem dey get more food pass u

i no get rat for my house. but u na rodents wey full ur house

benedictac:
Na u i ask?

him girl done drive so he needs a place to stay, that's why. Dont let him know you knew place oh

na true u talk! clemcy wan take style know my house.

i dey stay somewhere in Wuse II sha but he's not welcomed

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