₦airaland Forum

*speaks to self* Spiderman, this thread na oko oloyun parole. E no concern you. *web slings outta thread*

How was the crocodile census undertaken? How sure are they that the crocs are exactly a thousand??

Be a nice guy for too long and one day you would find the world kneading your balls like a Rubik's square.

We didn't last. I never straff her reach 50 times wey she don dey call me fiance....She dey mad nii?? Wey I still dey grow..

You know too many details, you can even quote your friend's bf verbatim. Well, Tell your friend to tell you that next time u wanna seek advice on nairaland, u shouldn't use her name to lie again, u hear?

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Una fit sell on credit?

Ok

If I dey straff 3 times everyday from now till I die, I no fit reach 2face's high score. Baba wan focus on only Annie now

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It's all so when u watch her videos, if u no enjoy the song at least your pric.k go hard when u see boobz....at all at all na winch market

She was wearing a stripped skirt in d first pic. Shey na inside the bus she change into jeans?? Omo e go make sense ooo.

joystone324: before I looked at the paycheck for $5972 , I did not believe that my mom in-law was truley taking home money part time from their computer. . there uncles cousin had bean doing this 4 only 11 months and just repayed the depts on there apartment and bought a gorgeous Dodge . use this link ... www.MoneyKin.Com

Na your mother-in-law be dis??

Freest: Because what Finish your statements now

If rain falls heavily again, make erosion no go flush una enter lagoon

Incase she agrees to another date, make una no near Third mainland bridge because.......hmmnnn

U no sabi road to computer village?

Sorry

It means that.....*checks op's profile pic*......see bosom!!! Lol.....seriously I think it means you might be a goldsmith.

Gionee p4

Hmmm

Everyday we keep hearing about billions being dispersed in this our country and yet we see little or no justification. Even the smallest actions are being politicized in our country. Of all the state govts, the administration in Lagos is to me undoubtedly the one eyed muthafhucker amongst blind muthafhuckers....at least dem dey chop eba remain. This akpabio guy chop eba, lick all the soup, he wan even chop the plate join!!!!

Kcdojoto: First timer.......






Need some hugs

Find one area where their transformer don spoil make you hug am.

WELCOME TO NAIRALAND

Joenice: Hahaha. Hatred of all time. Are you attacking me or what? I speak, write and read if you really want to know. Chinese is my second language. Keep off if you don't have something meaningful to say otherwise i will insult you back.

Not an attack. Just pointing out your BS. Peace.

osahons9: Lwkmd....feck vs straff vs poke. You shaaaaa

Bro, it is one Verb wit a load of synonyms ooo....lolllzzz

Joenice: Next time, do not lie. Because you don't know who is online here. If you really wanna learn Chinese, i can teach you.

Na u be the Nigerian ambassador to China abi?? U can't speak it but u can write it?? I haven't heard in a while bullshit so unadulterated like this in a while...

OrlandoOwoh: I don't know what to do. There is a girl in my church giving me the greenlight. When I noticed this, and because I find her attractive, I decided to find out her name (She comes to church occasionally. I guess she is a student). When I got her name, I decided to look for her on facebook, as meeting her in the church will make people read meanings to it. I'm hardly seen with girls. But unfortunately I couldn't find her. I saw her siblings, though.

So if she gree and una gatz feck, na ontop facebook una go straff? Lemme guess, u guys would be trading facebook pokes shey??

leeogrin407: A lady had a crush on me and she told her friend whom I had in crush on, surprisingly the friend had a crush on my brother but my brother also had a crush on the lady's sister.

In short sha, na groupbanging go end am