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Op, find another boyfriend if e tire u abeg. No come dey use ur boyfriend wash for here....

N.B: If my babe dey use me wash for my back because I no get money, make Amadioha goat-rape am. Wait first, I hope this Op isn't Biliki

Even if you be stammerer, babe wey go trip go trip jare. Afterall, even imbeciles get laid. Just package well 'n be neat.

missyhorlah: M an hermaphrodite.I think I shld be allowed here.spreads mat

Spiderman go spin cobweb for your toto if u no comot this thread oooo

Chubhie: As a coded guy, have tried my very best to live a principled life. I once worked with a Boss-very well known. He had lovely daughters and female workers that were quite tempting with all the green lights getting thrown at one. I knew the rules that any female linked to my Boss is a no go area. He loved me for that! And I was entrusted to take care of his family where ever his not around. Have bumped most times into his wife and daughters naked. Whether accidental or by design I still can't say. But, I always look forward to their hugs nothing more.

The Boss must pay well to justify such loyalty. If he pays peanuts, please f**k ooo

20pounds: Guy Code 101; stop liking girls pictures, comments and lame posts on Nairaland even when it disagrees with your principle, cos you wanna sha.g her.

This is the Prerequisite!!!!!!!!!!!

This is just Legendary!!! Rules to live by **switches on printer**

Kentnickole: The fear that you sleep on thesame bed wt someone you did nt grow up with. You wouldnt know wat transpires at night...
*Dramatic imagination* You are asleep, backing ur wife or hubby... You may not knw if he/she is busy conjuring, invoking or nicromancing behind you... Jeez, you wake up to look behind I and find him/her in black robe wt dread locks nd vampire teeth... Jeez

B4 marriage, the babe ought to have slept over at your place enough times na...and if later in the marriage she shows demonic tendencies, na to perform exorcism/deliverance for her with overnite non stop doggee style.

P*ssy overdose. I fear after a while, hitting that *ss could feel like a menial job.

HisSexcellency: Will be right back.... Phcn just brought light, make i go hug transformer first before i comment

You can as well chook your d*ck into one of the power terminals while you are at it.

I would rather ask my friends. Asking your ex for advise on your flaws is like taking your university class work to your primary school teacher.

Any play play on this thread that doesn't result in getting laid is just waste of calories.

Superstar007: Oga seun don Shun Tonto dike.
Na Linda hin dey roll with now
Btw. . Is she related to Bill Gates?

Weak

Movingcoil: is she still a virgin?

Guy, u get tribal mark??

naijaboiy: Linda-ikeji threads everywhere

You use the forum which you rate below her blog to hype her


Btw,,why is it only that GATE she takes most of her pictures?

Na the gateman be her photographer

Agbgift: Good for u detective.

Wanna see my badge??

Some guys no sabi kiss but dem sabi lick p*ssy wella

marieolae: Nigerian guys! Pls learn how to kiss!

Drop your lips make we use am do training na

Agbgift: A guy once kissed me like in picture 3 . I couldn't hide the expression on my face and I ended up vomiting .

Vomitting?? *sniffs*......I smell Liiiiiii......

This is just vain on so many levels. He has over 10 percent of his net worth in a pair of shoes!! If he come use the shoe step cow shit nko?? Or if person go use the shoe play ball? I think he is just being stupid coz of d impending divorce.

kika23: Farming

Nice. So all that is needed is to iron out the contract details and the job description. Enter BBM:

But u see, I am yet to learn of my employer's skill set

kika23: Go on..... Just two would do...

I can fight and I can f**k.

kika23: Hit me...

To blow my own horns on a public page would seem immodest. I could tho'...

kika23: Ermmmm.... You have any special skill?

Yeah I do. Infact, every part of me is highly skilled.

kika23: Thank you well...... You'd have to work for it....

Hahahaha.....u have a plantation on which u want me to put in manual labour?

kika23: True that...

Kika, u sound like a fun person. Can I add u on bbm?