₦airaland Forum

kika23: Hit me...

To blow my own horns on a public page would seem immodest. I could tho'...

kika23: Ermmmm.... You have any special skill?

Yeah I do. Infact, every part of me is highly skilled.

kika23: Thank you well...... You'd have to work for it....

Hahahaha.....u have a plantation on which u want me to put in manual labour?

kika23: True that...

Kika, u sound like a fun person. Can I add u on bbm?

kika23: It expands.... Plus it's more spacious than the cap hole... That stuff is just tiny.... Really tiny

That hole in men hasn't been tested with any reason to expand. Maybe, just maybe it could also expand like VJay...lollzz

kika23: Just thought about it again...... It's a disturbing picture..... I mean the space is really tiny... In fact its just disturbing.....

The v*gina in some women too could be quite tiny too. But babies manage to come out.

fairygeh: At poster,u are a fool and a stark illiterate.which bush are you from?you must live in a forest to actually think engagement rings are worn on the 4th finger of the right hand.

Chill miss!!! Is recognizing what finger engagement rings are worn on the only proof of being educated??

Op, Upload their nudes if you really want objective analysis derived from quantitative inferences devoid of errors derived from visual refractions caused by the presence of the adornments on these babes.
Op, so fun won pe kan bo aso...

*whistling spiderman cartoon theme-song*

panachuku: i wish i cud round up all the NL trools and behead dem all

Na you be Lord Stark abi?
To behead person dey hungry you?

Lesson learnt from all these pics: Don't kiss a woman when you are very hungry!!!

kika23: But it doctors will always be there to slow it down..... The whole picture is just wrong... LoL

Lolllzzz....slow down how?? Inject the dick with codeine?

"If p*ssy(sic) did not exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning". - Aristotle onassis

Getting laid is crucial. It can come in any form....friends with benefits, side chicks, one nite stand, girl friends, fiancee, house wife, oloshos etc. It depends uniquely on ur needs. i.e. A 22 year old guy with very limited funds who is still setting the foundation of his life, doesn't plan to marry anytime soon but needs to f**k doesn't necessarily need a girlfriend if he can get a less costing option.

Back then in secondary school, it was a lot of fun trading pick up lines that guys learnt from movies and our big brothers in the university then.
We go even dey anticipate the babe's reply and be planning counter-reply. And that time, girls don dey wise coz dem don already dey f**k men while we were still boys.
Make I scan my hard drive for my mumu wooing encounters. Brb.

MsAnne: Gbayii..baddo

Tuale

STENON: Hahahaha.....You gt me laughing here... Goodafternoon

Good afternoon to u. Hope u having a wonderful day?

STENON: I
dnt really believe in this Topic......
I do read alot... and My Results and Performances are very owkay.
I dnt really Fancy any Extra attachment on my Body (e.g. Glasses) while
Reading, Because it will always distract my attention and I wont have a
Settled mind for my reading.

Extra attachments to your body like clothes?

Hairy p*ssy. I like it well shaved with no razor bumps.

kika23: .

If babies came out with the speed of ejaculation, the babies would prolly end up with scrambled brains on the floor.

If arguing over the front seat wants to become a regular occurence between your babe and lil sista, just buy koboko put for your glove box compartment. *in my grandma's voice* ibanuje okin payan, ayo ni pani

maxisfield: Dt ur gf mus b a bully..nextym she shud enta d boot

U go like am if your boyfriend put u for boot

From the looks of the croc farm, the number of crocodiles that would have actually gotten to taste out of that woman won't be more than 10 coz those beasts would each bite a major chunk...

TrYcIa1: Hmmmm,am not brilliant d way pple think wen eva dey see me with ma glasses but one thing is sure....am very smart.I only use mine cus of how I feel,if d pain comes eh,I just feel like running mad.Glasses sef is anoda headache on it own

Anytime u forget your glasses, just have ropes nearby and have people on standby so they can tie u incase you feel like running mad

shoefreak: Chai! Na so so high school/university students full here. And pervs too with nothing better to do than to click on profiles to see the face behind the moniker and then send useless PMS! God forbid evil and his human angels! Tufiakwa! And I was asked what happened to me. Duh, nl is flipping boring! It's just a gossip site to throw tantrums and frustrations, I don tire for here jors!

No quote me ooo! In fact no press like sef

Why u no just cum upload full picture? Even if na only eyeball u post as pic, person wey go send pm go send am

lwise: Her bwest be like a big size watermelon. She go don born like 5.If she unleash the dragon people go rub. It's a good pillow anyway.

Yes, the nipples sef go wide like 1 naira coins. If spiderman sleep with dat kain bwest as pillow, spiderman fit enter coma oooo

Our president dey use glasses but .............so.............

N.B: If you use glasses but you no get sense, abeg go buy contact lens.

Dr2great: REVEALED: I did a private investigation. linda ikeji's blog earn 3 million naira every month, while seun's nairaland earn 27 million naira every month.

E be like say u don lost.

IYANGBALI: hahahahahhahahahaha were ni bobo yi men.kai oko + obo=omoluabi

Yeeeeee!!! Iyangbali!! This your bosom na die ooo.

Ok

Most ladies believe playing hard to get would eliminate unserious men but the truth is if a nigga wants to f**k u really bad, he would chase u like Temple Run. Even if na 7 years later he see u, he go still let you know say compound interest still dey your matter.
Normally, any parole wey pass 2-3 weeks, I go just tell the babe make she delete my number and me sef go comot face.
Babe wey drop yanshh within a week and the one wey delay for a year, any of them can get jilted. All na just unnecessary protocol.

Ruq: Cuz guys really like to make you think you're hard to get. Like someone said it could be the guy really loves the lady but in ratio i'd say that's 1:1000. When a guy does the chase for long it gets the woman to think maybe there's something afterall then she starts considering and prolly give in, if it were the true lover kind of guy cool, but if were the player kind and he starts to give attitudes of been there done that, she ain't hard no more. She begins her own chase of the guy after she don fall.

Until ladies learn that playing hard to get ain't shi that's when they'll learn, you play hard to get for 2years then agree after two years and I nook you in the same week you said yes. Or you say yes in a week and after 2years I haven't even seen you naked. Play hard to nook not hard to say yes.

For nigglez like me tops is 1week, play hard to get after that and your existence is erasing.

I dey feel u.

obomobo: shey na wen u straff her like 100 times u want mak she call u fiance... Olobe u b

Na me suppose bring up dat kain topic b4 she go dey talk am. No be she go dey promote herself