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[quote author=Maria-Goretti]prepare to grow methu...[/quote]Don't make me beg for it

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]thats where am spending my christmass[/quote]

Therefore, there is hope for umu africa

I better go and sharpen my sword

Ishsoph: Honestly my man, u couldnt hav put it better cos u've really suffered in Maria-G's hand. And it seem ur suffering just begun. No show for u tonight

Smart uhh


Oya tell her about me, the one and only anu a na-egbe egbe o na-ata chingom

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]I dey go crash jare...
Tomorrow is another day...

Ka chi fo o..[/quote]Without a goodnight kiss, oya nye m one

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]So you don carry, not-man-enough certificate join other ones wey you being get, ehhh?

Your case don dey beyond God o..[/quote]Sweety, u know am more than enough for you

Come to Enugu and u'll hear my name and see my face everywhere

Ishsoph: How many of them ka aga amutara gi na baptism, when u keep procreating illegally like he-goat

hahaha


Nooo, this one is my one and only

caseless, shollypawpaw is not here

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Dem fit dey dull but you mah dey crawl...[/quote]Me, i be james bond nah

Isuffer, pls explain to her

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]lol, naija kwenu...
Ahotaram sha...no need ikpo okwu afa.[/quote]

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]E no go even see my shadow sef...
I go do am wetin I do yoruba guys...the more you look, the more confused you get and the more your eyes fail you...[/quote]Yoruba guys dey dull nah, na we wey be fresh boys. Sugarholic-lip-lockers



#proudIGBO

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Songs of Ruth...

Try the prayers of Jabez![/quote]Sweety, why do you want me to work too hard for it

Ishsoph: Onwa iri minus one? gbalahu ukwu gi n'oso.

O gini, i ga amuta kwara m ya na baptism

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]cherekwa, I cant see the taxi advert o.
Kedu ihe mere ya..? O foldugo?[/quote]Mba nu, na my client's own, a very good client for that matter.

We are running a marketing/promotion campaign for him right now.
So i just thought (something i've never did before) to put up his link on my siggy

Ishsoph: Dude loves acrobatic display. Sometimes he falls off GEJ hat, at other times he fall inside the storage tank of falowiyyo oil & gas coy. So it aint a new thing to my dude. If anything, its a grand welcome home u just painted of him

lol

*** Falls from Nitel pole ***

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]lmao...

ihe ahu iwelugo nkwu nwudesia uburu ka ichoro kam mbulu for 9mnths, eh?

Try the chikala next door....![/quote]Your burden shall be my burden, i'll give u my shoulders to lean on for 9 months

You know i only see you, as you bring out the longest best in me

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Why now? Now wey I wan maket my products, ehkwa?[/quote]which products, sweety, that one below the waist line needs no marketing, i'll purchase them all to myself


If any other, Spikes Interactive can handle it for ya

Ishsoph: STFU! Name is clueless

Naah, hopeless

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Ngwa, le anya na dp m...mkpuru amu gi o ga enyewum asa o...?
[/quote]hia, that one na small thing. A di m fully loaded, able and capable i nye gi ano at the same time

#teamTestedAndTrusted
#teamSatisfactionGuaranteed

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]What happened to the adverts nah?
Their time don expire?[/quote]Oga at the top said he's not accepting any ads for now

Ishsoph: Clueless, erm no! Classless or abi caseful, how u dey?

I think useless is fine

Ishsoph: Ogogoro! No wonder our very own player suddenly bcame a virgin. Dude is talking site n'ike nke nñuru ihe

hahahaha... abeg, na football i dey play?

Leave matter ooo




#proudlyVirgin

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]idikwa sure...?
Lebakwa anya ofuma o...[/quote]A di m very sure


A ka m huru gi n'anya nke ukwu, across my mkpuru obi

Ishsoph: Sharrap! He's in his middle thirties

na wetin he tell you?
That guy na grand father ooo

useless, how far

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]lmao...
Who no know im story..?[/quote]but baby, u know it has been only you

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Ihotaro ajuju ahu...
I meant, I na ako ka onye egbuwara isi, kedu brand i na esezi kita...?

[/quote]Erubeghi oge nke ahu naah


Aka m no na nke a na drink a drink

Ishsoph: Daalu! I am believer in one man one partner unlike the virgin expert congo shiner, Spikes that peeps at anything on skirt

1 man, 1 partner, 45 concubines

xynerise: Goodnight guys. Have a happy nightmare

Old papa, Chairman, chief executive Antelope Association of Nairaland, anyi n'ekele gi

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Iti mkpakata, Goretti/G is not my surname.

Bia Guy, kedu ebe isunyere isi gi since, ehkwa?[/quote]All follow join

A no kwa m ebe i hapuru m

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]ehe, tinyekwuru ya Church of Satan.

You know satan can always do anything for you....[/quote]Mba, satan is not qualified for this one

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Hey, nna, n''etinye Goretti ahu ma obu G.
Onwere ihe o na enye m na aru.[/quote]i want to change it to my surname