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[quote author=gree-die]after my final profession i get to have the latest model of any ride i want. why should i leave dat for keke napepe? u ve to make ur offer enticing.[/quote]all na vanity upon vanity.
I am being true to you sweet, am not a CATFISH.
I am being real. Lets have something in common and you shall never regret it

yuzedo: It is simply an intellectual thing for me.. I am bored, not h(o)rny for gree's cookies.. So we are not in competition

leave that thing, from getting acquainted to smooshing. Na so Binger take collect my unripe pawpaw

ItsModella: LMAOOO!!! haba

are you interested, can you help me
Even if say you go sign reference form for me

[quote author=gree-die]hehehe...but im sworn already. my final profession is coming up soon.

haven't u noticed dat im innocent and different?[/quote]Thats the reason sweet, i've noticed you on NairaLand and i must say, am impressed.
Don't mind my manner of approach but seriously, am sooo into you babe

Leave that sworn/profession thing, come lets escalate together with my keke napepe

ikekings: Hahahahahaha lmfao... ... Na im be say akamu don full your spectrum now...

i am telling you man. I need to eja-culate this thing fast before am rushed to a herbal center

Afam4eva:

You're a nerd, go to the webmasters section

ItsModella: is that so? I like that...oya come

https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkvonosP0H1qb6ku4o1_r1_400.gif

chai...this thing is erecting something

ikekings: The kind konji wey dey hold you dis days sef...

nna men, this na new year nah.
can you believe i have not discharged last year from my spectrum

yuzedo: So wuz yo numba?

bros, wait, do not over shadow me

[quote author=gree-die]spikes c!!! im a virgin [/quote]me too sweety, we can break it together

binger: You see love,u were blinded by a lot of things...it was actually made of a diamond encrusted wrought iron,with 4 posts on the edges,a muffy foam measuring 12 by 12'',and the choicest of pearly bedsheets hand woven in Lebanon.

see boy, she's not coming there to sleep. She's coming to fck and make babies
We need something with depth and soft... something that can withstand excessive pressure

[quote author=gree-die]wat kind of story? comic-tragedy??[/quote]lust struck story...where we fck happily ever after

ikekings: Ok channel 190 I'm now on facebook... Searched for the name patience daniel... Lots of ugly mofos popped up on my screen... Which of them belongs to you? ...

na the number i dey wait for self, mtcheeeew

ItsModella: yeah, a king size bed that was made with cheap wood

ask my father Spikes C, we don't do cheap things

Yeah babe, we don't do cheap things. and we don't want meat sellers

https://blog.dip16.net/harpreet/files/2012/10/44580801_10nigeria_afp.jpg

binger: Ewu i already bought a king-size bed,but she has refused to sleep on it

3rd hand?
Our family likes first hand classic

binger: How many daughters' u get sef?...cos each time u give me a new name. E be like this 'daughter thingy' na strategy

what are you talking about

**looks left and right**

My only daughter is ItsMyModella, comprende


Meanwhile, Garri don do, with egusi soup...who cares

ItsModella: we are yet to buy a bed..

chai, he poor reach so

ItsModella: ogini?

Cool off joor

How is our new In-Law
Have you guys finally settled in bed

binger: Oga mi,u were not at the v.c then btw,who is ur daughter?

ItsMyModella ofcourse

binger: Good evening Stella Bella,190, ikekings and dont8

you no see me baa...how is my daughter, hope you're taking good care of her

patin48hrs: it not a waste of advice as am feeling much better now,

@channel, i disappointed in u.

chai, both of them need English lessons ooooooo

heeeeeeeeyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
UP NEPA

binger: I love it when this room is boring :[

na wetin be that thing una dey do for that cartoon thread

SeunPlus: Also displayed 'bad gateman'

you na funny girl o

"bad gateway" joor

DANILSA: HOPE YOU NO BE CATFISH?

SeunPlus: Nairaland was down for like 10 minutes.

yeah, 502/504 shiit

[quote author=gree-die]hahaha . u wish [/quote]trust me on that, and am also not calling you cheap.

All i need is my meat selling skills, and the rest is a story

Sijo01: Light, light, light!!!...... I need light.

una no dey pay for light baa

[quote author=gree-die]bed me in two weeks kwa?[/quote]i can bed you in a day you know.

[size=18pt]ItsModella [/size]

SeunPlus: Terrestrial Television is a system of broadcasting that don't require subscriptions for you to watch them. E.g NTA, AIT, Silverbird and so on.

Now tell me what you mean by i'm sharp.

it means, you're razor blade. Very harmful but unavoidable.

oh my my, just looked at your pix again...very tempting

Rooneyboy: is that u on ur profile pic ?

U are soo cute.

Again , I'm in awe seeing a Naija lady's belly this flat, what's the secret ?

are you mad
how dare you?
don't you know that is someone's wife