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CelebritiesRe: Denzel Kelechukwu: Nina Ivy's Son In New Photos by Splitmind: 10:26pm On Nov 19, 2020
Such a cute boy.
SportsRe: Yakubu Aiyegbeni: 'Gernot Rohr Is The Worst Coach In Nigeria History' by Splitmind: 9:58pm On Nov 19, 2020
And you are the worst striker in Nigerian history.
FamilyRe: Mother Beats Her Teenage Daughter After Seeing Her With A Boy by Splitmind: 9:27pm On Nov 19, 2020
skentelelady:
Spare the child and spoil the rod. The mother should beat sense into her then later call her and give her reasons why she beat her.

This generation can only be saved by the grace of God. Right from 5 years old these kids are already exposed to the world thru TV and Music they listen too.

Some parents esp mothers are even making matter worse. They tell you it is their time. This makes me laugh as if their mother spared them at that age.

It is well.
Good tips.

I hope the police will apply this method to criminal citizens too, spare the rod, spoil the citizen.
FamilyRe: Mother Beats Her Teenage Daughter After Seeing Her With A Boy by Splitmind: 9:22pm On Nov 19, 2020
PotatoSalad:
Won't stop her from seeing boys. She'll start doing it secretly.
Na the type wey dey quick get belle.
African parents sef
They won't listen, they would rather argue and deny reality. Africans and their coconut head.
FamilyRe: Mother Beats Her Teenage Daughter After Seeing Her With A Boy by Splitmind: 9:19pm On Nov 19, 2020
pozehnani:
Good.
What is a teenager doing with a boyfriend? That's how they start messing around and bring unwanted pregnancy home for the poor parents.

If you like, garnish it with salt and pepper by saying the way the mother beat her could cause bleeding as if you were there or even helped her receive some blows to know the level of the impact. If she gets pregnant, won't she go behind, do a D&C and still bleed?

Serves her right!
Did the mother teach the child anything about the dangers of sexual abuse and teenage pregnancy?

I'm sure she didn't, most African parents don't because they believe that children will magically know what sex is when the pastor says "you may kiss the bride". It's just to beat and go that we know, now I'm not even surprised that police are so brutal with the citizens, that's just how we treat each other normally.
FamilyRe: Mother Beats Her Teenage Daughter After Seeing Her With A Boy by Splitmind: 9:16pm On Nov 19, 2020
cassidy1996:
good one from the mother
You guys sha hate women on this forum. grin
FamilyRe: Mother Beats Her Teenage Daughter After Seeing Her With A Boy by Splitmind: 9:14pm On Nov 19, 2020
Later the same mother will be asking the girl why she's not married at age 22.
RomanceRe: "Dont Spoil My Make Up Oo"–Bride Tells Groom On Wedding Day (video) by Splitmind: 8:09pm On Nov 19, 2020
EzzyCarter:
With ur writeup and choice of words, I definitely have no doubt whatsoever you truly had a first class bruv grin
Not just first class, first classes
RomanceRe: "Dont Spoil My Make Up Oo"–Bride Tells Groom On Wedding Day (video) by Splitmind: 8:08pm On Nov 19, 2020
Kaidou:
Are you sure you graduated sad


Cuz I don't understand huh
First class English Langwage graduate. grin
RomanceRe: "Dont Spoil My Make Up Oo"–Bride Tells Groom On Wedding Day (video) by Splitmind: 8:07pm On Nov 19, 2020
I'm sure she's just joking.

If not this man has entered one chance.
PoliticsRe: Lovedup Photos: Bashir El-Rufai "Would Rather Be Beheaded Than Apologise" by Splitmind: 7:43pm On Nov 19, 2020
Your neck is long na, it won't be hard. Just pray that some people don't make your wish true.
PoliticsRe: #endsars: UK Parliament Debates Sanctions Against Nigerian Govt Officials Nov 23 by Splitmind: 7:32pm On Nov 19, 2020
sammy329:
sad angry angry

The U.K. should mind their own business
Very true in fact Buhari and his cabinet should boycott all medical trips to the UK in protest.
PoliticsRe: Lekki Shootings: ‘We Stand By Our Report’, CNN Reacts To FG's Sanction Threat by Splitmind: 6:59pm On Nov 19, 2020
This CNN will rubbish this government eh.
CelebritiesRe: Ifu Ennada: I Am Done Dating Nigerian Men by Splitmind: 5:40pm On Nov 19, 2020
Smellymouth:
The problem with most Nigerian ladies is that they believe relationship is all about them, just them... They want the guy to do everything just to keep them satisfied, be it cash, gifts, time, etc. They've naturally come to see this as a norm. It's exhausting.


Who cares if you choose to date an alien?
This is the inconvenient truth that ladies don't want to hear.
CelebritiesRe: Ifu Ennada: I Am Done Dating Nigerian Men by Splitmind: 5:39pm On Nov 19, 2020
Good for you, your life your choice.
PoliticsRe: Shekau; "Nobody Can Arrest Me, I’m Doing God’s Work," Mocks Nigerian Soldiers by Splitmind: 5:37pm On Nov 19, 2020
Nonsense talk, Shekau that was weeping because of our gallant army, he can not withstand them.
PoliticsRe: Shekau; "Nobody Can Arrest Me, I’m Doing God’s Work," Mocks Nigerian Soldiers by Splitmind: 5:34pm On Nov 19, 2020
helinues:
Just wondering, don't you know how to move on in life?

Are you stuck with Buhari's matter?
He's our darling daddy, as long as he remains on that presidential seat we will always have him in our hearts.
PoliticsRe: Soldier Kept Dancing While Shooting Lekki Protesters – Petitioner by Splitmind: 3:16pm On Nov 19, 2020
ba7man:
You have little knowledge on calibres of bullets and damage they inflict, yet you're here arguing.
You're right I really don't have any knowledge about guns whatsoever which is why I am asking you the expert to assist us in uncovering the truth by making public your contact information.

Journalists and investigators could be reading and we must act now so that the perfect reputation of our troops isn't dragged to the mud.
PoliticsRe: Soldier Kept Dancing While Shooting Lekki Protesters – Petitioner by Splitmind: 3:03pm On Nov 19, 2020
ba7man:
Whatever hit those protesters weren't live ammunitions, that I'm sure.

Tiny bullet wounds, they ALL recovered in no time.

Ak-47s will spill out their guts, splatter their brains on the floor, tear off some of their limbs sef.

Everyone's story isn't adding up but i know live ammunition wasn't used on the protesters.
It must have been Christmas banger the soldiers used to scare them off. You seem like a gun expert, if only you could give us your contact details so we help spread the truth about what's going on.
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed On Lekki Shootings: DJ Switch Will Be Exposed Soon by Splitmind: 2:51pm On Nov 19, 2020
Honorable minister and purveyor of truth you're quite right.

DJ Switch conspired with CNN to photoshop the live Instagram feed just so she could make mockery of our great nation and darling president.

All those videos of youths carrying Nigerian flags and singing are also photoshopped by DJ Switch, a soldier and close friend who was at the scene confirmed that they were actually holding IPOB flags but the live photoshop was so good it looked like Nigerian flags.
PoliticsRe: Soldier Kept Dancing While Shooting Lekki Protesters – Petitioner by Splitmind: 2:50pm On Nov 19, 2020
ba7man:
They were shot in the head, chest, ribs and arms with ak-47s and the petitioner could still interact with them??

At what stage does common sense set in??
I don't know O, me too I'm trying to get an idea. It's like those people who went to hospitals cut themselves and put the bullets inside to make mockery of or gallant troops carrying out the governor's orders.
PoliticsRe: Soldier Kept Dancing While Shooting Lekki Protesters – Petitioner by Splitmind: 2:45pm On Nov 19, 2020
yarimo:
So mr petitioner you want soldiers should be crying while shooting criminals claiming to be endsars protesters ? angry
Wait o I thought nobody was shot at Lekki? huh

Why you dey spoil formation?
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed Threatens To Sanction CNN Over Lekki Shootings Report by Splitmind: 2:44pm On Nov 19, 2020
flokii:
Yes o.. they made sure Oba Akiolu's palace, Sanwo Olu's mother house and other top State owned assets in Lagos were burnt down while Obi of Onitsha's palace, Peter Obi, Nwafor, Arthur Eze, Obiano etc. houses were left untouched.

Well played!
I tell you, no police station in Anambra or Enugu was burnt down.

All the people at the Oba's Palace were igbos who were only speaking Yoruba to throw us off. Very crafty bunch, I think everyone speaking Yoruba in Lagos should be invited to the police station for questioning because they could be IPOBS in disguise.
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed Threatens To Sanction CNN Over Lekki Shootings Report by Splitmind: 2:35pm On Nov 19, 2020
flokii:
Yea.. they are so useless to hide under EndSARS protest to wreck carnage in Lagos, Rivers and Abuja (unsuccessful). The effect of having brainless zombies in large numbers.
I tell you IPOB even went as far as to destroy Igbo owned businesses, luxury busses and their own communities just to spite Tinubu. IPOB must be really powerful indeed.
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed Threatens To Sanction CNN Over Lekki Shootings Report by Splitmind: 2:26pm On Nov 19, 2020
flokii:
Irresponsible journalism it is truly.. shame on CNN Africa and its Staff.

Ipobs lies have since been bursted. DJ sWITCH has questions to answer.
IPOB must be stopped, they have even become so powerful that they own CNN!
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed Threatens To Sanction CNN Over Lekki Shootings Report by Splitmind: 2:22pm On Nov 19, 2020
Kobicove:
Most people in Nigeria do not even know the meaning of the word "Massacre" but they keep chanting the word at every given opportunity undecided
I tell you we need a million Nigerians dead first before we can say the word.
CelebritiesRe: Bobby Brown's Son, Bobby Jr Dies At 28 by Splitmind: 2:00pm On Nov 19, 2020
Davoneskay:
Na that Kristina own dey somehow. She was on life support for a long time before she gave up. I heard Bobby Brown introduced the habit to Whitney Houston. Whitney Houston daughter, Katrina, learnt it from her mom.
The daughter's ex boyfriend also died of a suspected drug overdose.
RomanceRe: Why Is This Hard For Men To Notice??(easier For Women) by Splitmind: 1:50pm On Nov 19, 2020
2 things

1. He notices but doesn't want to act on out out of fear of embarrassment on the off-chance that he's wrong.

2. She gives a vague sign that could be interpreted as friendly behaviour or doesn't give a sign at all hoping he will just magically understand and ask her out.
PoliticsRe: CNN Shares Lekki Shooting Video: EndSARS by Splitmind: 10:42am On Nov 19, 2020
Eteka1:
Looks doctored.
Of course, they planned with DJ Switch to doctor the event right as it was happening!
PoliticsRe: CNN Shares Lekki Shooting Video: EndSARS by Splitmind: 10:40am On Nov 19, 2020
IamPlato:
We Have Seen All These. Cnn will Not Make Nigeria Better Only Nigerians can so Stop Running Around The World Ranting.


CNN is Only Gaining More Fame And Cash
Only Buhari can make Nigeria better, just look at how much Nigeria has changed since he came into our lives.

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