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NYSCRe: "3 Weeks Terminal Leave" On PPA Letter - What Does It Mean? by Splitmind: 11:56am On Nov 25, 2020
The easiest way is to finish your service then you can get the terminal leave grin

If you are tired apply for redeployment, or ask your PPA to reject you, or break one of your ankles, or meet a covid positive person and get the disease.

If you just leave like that and they don't do your clearance (I'm not sure if they still do biometrics) you will be in the state of OYO.
PoliticsRe: Recession: Nigeria’s Economy Doing Well Compared To Others –lai Mohammed by Splitmind: 11:07am On Nov 25, 2020
ngwababe:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

This man's loyalty to this government dey sweet me die. Who will not like one that's this loyal?
He's very loyal of course. He can clean the bottoms of our darling president's shoes with his teeth and fulfil the duties in the oza room when Aisha is not in the mood.

He is a true patriot and friend to Buhari who always tells him the truth.
PoliticsRe: Recession: Nigeria’s Economy Doing Well Compared To Others –lai Mohammed by Splitmind:
Minister of Information giving it to us hot hot.

The Nigerian economy is one of the best and most stable in the world. If you look at the history our currency and economy has been consistently trending in a particular direction and that's UP!

Before anyone comes to doubt me let's look at the facts. In the past 1 naira was 1 dollar now over 400 naira is 1 dollar.

In the past 1 man could feed a family of 6 on one salary now Buhari had encouraged gender diversity in the workforce by making sure both men and women work for the same salary that can just take care of a family of 3 continuing the great example set by previous administrations.

That's progress. cool
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky And Ubi Franklin Pictured Together At Airopayinc Launching by Splitmind: 10:40am On Nov 25, 2020
Pidginwhisper:
Breast!!! How come huh
To God be the glory. grin
HealthRe: Principal Dies After She Slumped During Speech Delivery In Maiduguri (video) by Splitmind: 10:21am On Nov 25, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Inna lillahi wainna Illayhir rajiun

But if I am to say, I'd say that this looks like pure Qiyamah for a blasphemous act.
I honestly do not think it is right for a woman to be the principal of a College of Islamic Theology, it is akin to being a female Imam.

I stand to be corrected but the hadith of Sahih Bukhari (88:219) tells me that this is haram; besides, the teachings of Ibn Jarir and Al-Thawri that permitted women to lead Islamic discourses has been long discarded.

May Allah the most merciful show us mercy because we deserve it.
You are quite correct and very sensible, I have cross referenced this with the Bible too. cool
RomanceRe: Guys, How Much Do You Spend On Your Girlfriends Monthly? by Splitmind: 10:08pm On Nov 24, 2020
LightAunt:
Although the question is meant for guys. But giving your girlfriend 30% of your monthly income is reasonable.
You will give girlfriend 30%, church 10%, pay tax 5%, rent and food will take 50%, what else remains?
RomanceRe: Guys, How Much Do You Spend On Your Girlfriends Monthly? by Splitmind: 10:02pm On Nov 24, 2020
You are one of the people causing problems for men in this life. angry

You are giving this woman salary for ridiculous shit while she's off probably banging sombody else and demanding more.

Stop being a mugu, what is she bringing that's worth the 30k?
PoliticsRe: Kate Osamor: We Must Stop Funding Corrupt Nigerian Security Agencies by Splitmind: 12:20pm On Nov 24, 2020
Nonsense there is not a corrupt bone in the Nigerian security body.

We are fortunate to have the most transparent, hardworking and honest security structure in Africa and indeed the whole world.
FoodRe: Niger-imported Onions ‘turn Gold’ As Floods Ruin Harvest In Nigeria by Splitmind: 12:19pm On Nov 24, 2020
Another next level achievement by PMB.

We are really boosting the economy of our neighbours who are happy to share in the prosperity we are enjoying with APC.
CrimeRe: Jilted Woman Sets Ex-lover’s Girlfriend, House Ablaze (pic) by Splitmind: 6:13am On Nov 24, 2020
Some women will destroy men's property, attack them and their new when they breakup yet it's men that are the problems most of the time.
grin
PoliticsRe: Vigilantes Paid To Protect Ojo Military Cantonment - Nicholas Ibekwe by Splitmind: 6:05pm On Nov 23, 2020
Nonsense our gallant officers and and watchful infantrymen are always there to secure both the facility and other areas close to it.

We have Buhari and Burutai to thank for the total security of every inch of Nigeria. cool
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden Chooses Antony Blinken As Secretary Of State by Splitmind: 1:26pm On Nov 23, 2020
Sagefromtheeast:
They do their own more codedly... by proxy.
And that's even worse.
Like how Reagan secretly funded Contras terrorists, supplying them with weapons and drugs then lying about it on national television?
PoliticsRe: "Treat All Persons As Boko Haram Suspects Unless..." - Buratai Directs Soldiers by Splitmind: 11:44am On Nov 23, 2020
Another example of Buhari's commitment to respecting human rights and rule of law in the country.

Sai Baba!
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden Chooses Antony Blinken As Secretary Of State by Splitmind: 9:06am On Nov 23, 2020
capitalzero:
It baffles when most buharists were rooting for Biden!!!
Most Democrats president likes interfering in affairs of developing nations
It wasn't Democrats that invaded Iraq and Afghanistan.
PoliticsRe: NNPC: Refineries Gulped ₦81.41 Billion, Refined Zero Crude For 8 Months by Splitmind: 6:21am On Nov 23, 2020
Our minister of petroleum is on the job.

Next level things are coming soon. cool
CrimeRe: Bandits Kill 5 Worshippers In Zamfara, Kidnap Imam, 40 Others During Prayer by Splitmind: 6:17am On Nov 23, 2020
Fake news, our gallant army could never allow such to happen in the peaceful North.

Banditry and terrorism are practically unheard of in the peaceful North.
PoliticsRe: Labour Leaders Walk Out Of Meeting With FG Over Fuel Price by Splitmind: 6:16am On Nov 23, 2020
Best FG in the history of this country.
RomanceRe: Ladies What's The Most Expensive Gift You've Ever Received From A Male? by Splitmind: 9:18pm On Nov 22, 2020
sapphiere:
A lot! Too numerous to mention.
One of the gifts I've given a man which is priceless is my TIME.
Women and their love affair with solipsism. undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies What's The Most Expensive Gift You've Ever Received From A Male? by Splitmind: 8:10pm On Nov 22, 2020
internationalman:
You mean besides the priceless gift of dìck
As our resident drug dealer would say

Daaamn Niggaaarrrr

CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Rocks Her Husband, Ned Nwoko During Saturday Night Outing by Splitmind: 8:02pm On Nov 22, 2020
Lastmankc:
Why is my mind telling me that this lady is just pretending to be happy in this marriage.
That's because it's quite obvious to anyone with eyes that she married him for his money, which is her choice anyway.
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Rocks Her Husband, Ned Nwoko During Saturday Night Outing by Splitmind: 8:01pm On Nov 22, 2020
SAMBARRY:
She's beginning to look older than her age.shes looking like she's 22 years and she's just 16.by the time she's 25 she'll be looking like a wasted 35 year old woman and she's even bleached again lipsrsealed


Ned with his uncontrollable dick will be deeking another 16 year old that is probably between 5-9 years old now

At 16 I lived a life of how a 16 year old should live.theres a place, time and season for everything.a 16 years old has no buisness with marriage.her buisness should be about schooling,school life,friends and not dealing with adult issues as a teenager

Imagine a mother selling her child to a grandfather because of money and position that can be taken away from you by any small mistake.people should really be careful of what they envy because I'm already seeing some directionless, dysfunctional and senseless teenagers admiring her and seeing her as a role model


Anyway their family doctor should be doing regular STD check ups for all the wives and husband Because e get why lipsrsealed
She isn't 16.
PoliticsRe: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Splitmind: 3:34pm On Nov 22, 2020
Yenefer:
Rhino omokery doing all this stupidity so that the UK government will not deport him, on the ground of threat to his life. Stupid Scammer. We hope all the enemies of the state should leave this country. So that we will live in peace. Even if they go to other countries, they don't live in peace or without scamming people. Lazy people
I'm telling you such irritants, they want to disrupt the peace of Nigeria. angry

Since Buhari has become president have you heard of anyone being killed by terrorists or bandits especially in the Northern part of the country?

Why can't they be like Fulanis who are loved wherever they go?
PoliticsRe: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Splitmind: 3:30pm On Nov 22, 2020
The army never changes their stories at all.

My good friends helinues and Yenefer can attest to that.

Just tell me one time wherever the army changed their story, one.
PoliticsRe: Philip Shekwo: Kidnapped Nasarawa APC Chairman Found Dead by Splitmind: 3:08pm On Nov 22, 2020
Fake news, where is his body? Where are the videos of the people that killed him? What are their names?
CelebritiesRe: 9ice Brags About Not Staying With One Woman (Throwback Video) by Splitmind: 2:29pm On Nov 22, 2020
Oh no, if only his wife could have known about this behaviour ahead of time.

If only...
NYSCRe: Shy Guy's Experience Of Lagos Nysc Camp... by Splitmind: 1:21pm On Nov 22, 2020
Enjoyment Batch grin

No thumbprint, no working, no CDS for 7 good months.

You remember that wicked short female soldier that would always go to the back to find people who were not standing properly?

And or favourite Master Warrant officer who liked to Move it move it.
Car TalkRe: FG To Slash Levy On Imported Cars To 5% From 35% by Splitmind: 12:39pm On Nov 22, 2020
Yenefer:
Sai Baba. Buhari havr to rebuild Nigeria all over again after years of PDP destruction.
Innoson motors? Who cares. We don't
I tell you Sai Baba forever!

Because of Buhari we are living better than Dubai.

Fuel is just 40 naira/litre.

There is 24/7 electricity in every local government.

Roads are like those of Amsterdam.

You can leave a million naira at a bus stop and no one will take it because we are so secure in this country.

All thanks to Buhari cool.
CrimeRe: Philip Shekwo: Nasarawa APC Chairman Kidnapped by Splitmind: 10:12am On Nov 22, 2020
Fake news.

He simply went to the prayer mountain to make peace with the Lord.

All is fine and there is no cause for alarm.

Whoever posted this fake information to tarnish the image of the APC should be immediately arrested. angry
PoliticsRe: CCTV Footage Shows Military Started Fire At Lekki Toll Gate by Splitmind: 8:48pm On Nov 21, 2020
blacknp:
Conspicuous Mumu @ best, go & get a life.
I have dedicated my life to defending the name of our dear president.

Sai Baba forever!
PoliticsRe: CCTV Footage Shows Military Started Fire At Lekki Toll Gate by Splitmind: 8:21pm On Nov 21, 2020
lexy2014:
So y has buhari not made an example of d governors, oba of lagos and legislators that hoarded and misappropriated covid19 palliatives? Y hasn't he made an example of d guys at NDDC responsible for d fraud below?
Buhari can't arrest his people na.

Remember APC is a corruption free party that also believes in second chances. That's why Magu, Lauretta Onochie, Uzor Kalu and Ganduje are all being rewarded and given second chances.

Because even though Buhari is tough on crime he always cares about those closest to him.

Isn't he just a darling? kiss
PoliticsRe: CCTV Footage Shows Military Started Fire At Lekki Toll Gate by Splitmind: 7:55pm On Nov 21, 2020
blacknp:
Name who the tribunal under Buhari sentenced to death other than drug peddlers?
He also killed people who tampered with phone lines.

All I know is that Buhari is a hard guy, the kind of person who doesn't mind making an example out of people to prove a point.

And that's why we love him. cool
PoliticsRe: CCTV Footage Shows Military Started Fire At Lekki Toll Gate by Splitmind: 7:34pm On Nov 21, 2020
SilverNorGold:
Although I am an avid supporter of President Buhari cos of his many stellar achievements, honesty and integrity, it's things like this(his softness) that's making me not very happy with him. Why sit and watch wicked elements and fake news purveyors run this country aground? What's stopping him from declaring war on enemies of Nigeria and fake news merchants?

President Buhari is TOO SOFT for my liking.. If he were Obasanjo or Yaradua or Goodluck Jonathan, would criminal elements like Sowore, Aisha Yesufu and their cohorts dare attempt one quarter of the nonsense that he (President Mohammadu Buhari) has tolerated from them?

This is sad.. President Buhari should do something to nip this nonsense in the bud as quickly as possible before it gets out of hand!

And by the way, what happened to the Social Media regulation bill? Seriously, I am not happy with the way things are going.. I just hope Nigeria survive the wrath of these fake news vicars before PMB comes up with a decisive solution.

May God help Nigeria.
Buhari should just kill protesters, Human rights activists and political opponents like he did when he was a military dictator.

That's how we will know he's truly a reformed democrat. cool

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