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RomanceRe: Girls Above 30 Years Are Good In Relationships by Splitmind: 5:10pm On Nov 28, 2020
Mcslize:
You are right. I have noticed that girls between the age of 18 to 26yrs are unstable and really don't know what relationship is all about.

I also noticed that they are not always committed. They are always confused of what they want.
Flexing for the gram, going after "happening guys" and "real men". When the real men chop and clean mouth they will then go after the guys she would normally air or hiss at because "all my friends are getting married".
RomanceRe: Girls Above 30 Years Are Good In Relationships by Splitmind: 5:07pm On Nov 28, 2020
That's because they have either been pumped and dumped or got rid of their unrealistic standards when they saw things weren't working out.
RomanceRe: How Do I Get Over Sex? by Splitmind: 5:03pm On Nov 28, 2020
I like how everyone is just taunting this guy who opened up about his sexual assault.

Oh well I guess guys get no sympathy for things like this.

The most sensible thing is to seek professional help these guys will just use you for likes.
PoliticsRe: Hisbah Conducts Door-to-door Search For ‘Sinners’ In Kano (photos) by Splitmind: 4:52pm On Nov 28, 2020
deflover:
development of the north
The North is the most developed and peaceful part of the country thanks to Islam, the religion of peace.
PoliticsRe: Hisbah Conducts Door-to-door Search For ‘Sinners’ In Kano (photos) by Splitmind: 4:48pm On Nov 28, 2020
They should arrest everyone for all men have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. angry

Fish out those infidels and make them pay!
PoliticsRe: Black Friday: Why We Are Silent On Hisbah’s Letter To Cool FM – NBC by Splitmind: 4:24pm On Nov 28, 2020
Yenefer:
did i wrote they are not. Up hisbah! i will increase my monthly contribution
Very good, don't become like those infidels who hate the North. The Hisbah are doing so much for us that many don't appreciate.

Very soon I pray they will bring the prosperity of the North down south.
PoliticsRe: Black Friday: Why We Are Silent On Hisbah’s Letter To Cool FM – NBC by Splitmind: 4:16pm On Nov 28, 2020
Yenefer:
NBC can't do anything about this. Majority of the extremist like what hisbah are doing en they have many followers. In democracy politicians fear the voice of reason and majority so nothing to see here
Rubbish, Hisbah is protecting the North and a true Arewa daughter should support them.
Science/TechnologyRe: Extremely Rare White Penguin, First In History Spotted On Galapagos Islands (Pix by Splitmind: 3:20pm On Nov 28, 2020
Profayo:
Someone should warn it not to fly to Nigeria.It will either end up in a pot of soup or worse still be kept in a zoo where it will be starved to death.
Don't worry the penguin isn't flying anytime soon.
Science/TechnologyRe: Extremely Rare White Penguin, First In History Spotted On Galapagos Islands (Pix by Splitmind: 3:20pm On Nov 28, 2020
Is it because the Penguin is white?

What about black penguins?

Please let's stop the racism and worship of white things.
CelebritiesRe: Farouq Umar Buys Toke Makinwa A N1,240,000 Bone Straight Hair (video) by Splitmind: 3:13pm On Nov 28, 2020
saaphiere:
Cry me a river. You all hate to see good things come to women.
No but women who aren't worth shit will be expecting every man do overdo on top of somebody who won't even give 1% of the effort back.
CelebritiesRe: Farouq Umar Buys Toke Makinwa A N1,240,000 Bone Straight Hair (video) by Splitmind: 3:10pm On Nov 28, 2020
saaphiere:
I need this kind of men in my life. God plsss. These kind of men are the real men.
You will not go and find work, be looking for man to waste one million naira on hair for you. undecided
PoliticsRe: Insecurity: Northern Elders Hail Sultan For Speaking Truth To Power by Splitmind: 3:04pm On Nov 28, 2020
The Sultan is another demented PDP IPOB who is lying to make Buhari look bad. angry

Very soon he will know his place and learn not to embarrass our darling president.

The North is safe, there is nothing to worry about.
PoliticsRe: Rufai Mukhtar Danmaje Demands Fashola's Sack For "Failing Northern Region" by Splitmind: 9:14am On Nov 28, 2020
But what about the pictures, Arrewa, our great comrade and patriot posts showing the beautiful works going on in the North?

These northern elders should respect their age and not make mockery of the great achievements of agent Fash. cool
RomanceHow We Keep Lying To Ourselves About Monogamy. by Splitmind(op): 9:03pm On Nov 27, 2020
Our Western influenced notion of monogamous marriage is a complete sham and this is why.

First we need to understand what marriage, particularly from the western influenced perspective is. In the ancient civilizations of Europe and The Levantine region marriage was a union of men and women (sorry alphabet crew) and their different households together to form a new brach to the family tree. The purpose of marriage was both for reproduction and for the union of family inheritances so it was a major social contract that was to be upheld for the benefit of all parties and the society at large. Fines and punishments were given out to unmarried people at times to encourage the practice.


Now here's where things got interesting; most cultures around the world practised polygamy but the Romans, who came to conquer most of western Europe and the entire Mediterranean, did not. So typically men were allowed to have two or more wives along with concubines and paramours if they were of the upper classes. Roman conquest put a stop to this but that did not mean the Romans were faithful to one woman either.

Free Roman men typically would have sex slaves, visit prostitutes or have both male and female partners in addition to their wives which they legally could not marry but were free to "enjoy". Looks like men's mindset hasn't changed much since then.

With the adoption of Christianity as the state religion of the Romans, all side pieces, fornication (which meant the visiting of prostitutes but has now come to mean any sex outside the marriage contract) and homosexuality was banned in totality. The Romans did not adopt Jewish polygamy because it was contrary to their culture.

Even though marriage was now monogamous by law it did not stop people, especially upper class men, from having mistresses since marriages within the upper classes were out of political alliance more than romantic love as we see them today.

Now for all the people who are adamant about waiting for marriage here's a little background information;

Marriage typically occurred in the teenage years and the minimum age for marriage was 12-14. The law making the minimum marriage age 18 is a modern concept. There was no such thing as comprehensive sex education, antibiotics, DNA testing and contraceptives. If you got pregnant or had an STD you were on your own and would most likely die so waiting would be ideal.

So in conclusion our modern idea of marriage has never been a constant and unchanging force and this should inform how you make a major decision that's meant to be for the rest of your life.
CrimeRe: CCTV Captures The Moment A Lady Stole Bone Straight Hair Worth 200K by Splitmind: 4:45pm On Nov 27, 2020
Nightstalker:
What is bone straight?

Kestolove come.wnf tell us I am sure this is your forte

Since you didn't.do well at.snything else
It is a type of weave or wig that is long and straight like all them Native Americans hair. It is the new happening thing for women to waste their boyfriend's money on in an attempt to be trendy.
CrimeRe: CCTV Captures The Moment A Lady Stole Bone Straight Hair Worth 200K by Splitmind: 4:43pm On Nov 27, 2020
All this stress over hair that will become worthless after a few months. grin
PoliticsRe: Aisha Yesufu Reacts To Hisbah Barring Radio Station From Saying ‘Black Friday’ by Splitmind: 4:03pm On Nov 27, 2020
IJOBA2:
SIMPLYLEO WHAT DO WE CALL THIS WOMAN NOW undecided
She's a disgrace to Nigeria and Islam the religion of peace. angry

Black Friday is evil and all right thinking Muslims should severely beat anyone who even dares to say it.

Thank you Hisbah for protecting your religion!
PoliticsRe: HISBAH Board Bans "Black Friday" In Kano, Writes 96.9 Cool FM Radio Station by Splitmind: 4:01pm On Nov 27, 2020
nizetee:
No let shia catch u o
Which one Shia LaBeouf? grin
PoliticsRe: EndSARS: Engage Youths To Avoid Protests - Buhari Tells Women by Splitmind: 2:20pm On Nov 27, 2020
No the youths need iron hand. I'm sure NGpatriot agrees with me that anyone who dares to exercise their "right" to protest or even in any way disagrees with the government should be killed.

We have had enough of this nonsense.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Networks Block #EndSARS Websites by Splitmind: 2:08pm On Nov 27, 2020
Very good, the government will soon come for nairaland. Anybody who criticises this government, the best and most free government Africa has ever seen, should not have a voice to speak, PERIOD.
AgricultureRe: CBN Blocks Exportation Of Cocoa: 100,000 Tons Trapped In Ports by Splitmind: 2:06pm On Nov 27, 2020
Seun:
Why should a government that wants to diversify the economy and strengthen the naira, impose rules that will make exportation more difficult?
It's a Next Level move by our darling Buhari cool.
PoliticsRe: HISBAH Board Bans "Black Friday" In Kano, Writes 96.9 Cool FM Radio Station by Splitmind: 12:45pm On Nov 27, 2020
The people of Kano state are ever grateful to the Hisbah for risking their lives so that we can be saved by a word.

The word black is so evil that anything black should be destroyed immediately. angry
CultureRe: Sultan of Sokoto: North Is The Worst Place To Live, Bandits Operate Freely by Splitmind: 12:10pm On Nov 27, 2020
Lies!

The North is the safest part of the country, this "Sultan" must be another IPOB.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Has The Vision, Political Sagacity To Move Nigeria Forward – APC by Splitmind: 6:19pm On Nov 26, 2020
helinues:
For more jokes SMS Apc to 419
Oga helinues what's up na, why are you doing like this? undecided

Don't give these guys a chance to make fun of the best party and the best government the country has ever seen.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Approaches UK Over Proposed #endsars Sanctions. by Splitmind: 1:56pm On Nov 26, 2020
I dare the UK to do their worst. angry

Nigeria is a great nation which will not be intimidated!

If the UK continues to threaten sanctions we will take our mighty armed forces and wage all our war right on their shores!!!

God blessed Nigeria!!!
AgricultureRe: Christmas: Chicken May Sell For N10,000 - Poultry Farmers Raise Alarm by Splitmind: 10:54am On Nov 26, 2020
Another Next Level achievement by PMB. cool

He is making sure that poultry farmers enjoy greater profits with his policies.

He is also making sure we are eating healthy during this Christmas period and showing us humility which is the main focus of the nativity celebration.

Honestly I'm in tears right now, we don't deserve our darling president at all and all he has done for us. cry
PoliticsRe: Odumakin: Money Generated By Lagos Not Reflecting In The Lives Of Lagosians by Splitmind: 10:26am On Nov 26, 2020
It is part of Tinubu, the eternal governor's plan for Lagos and Nigeria as a whole.

We as Nigerians are so ungrateful to our great leaders who have done nothing but provide for our every need and make our standard of living one of the vesta in the world.
TravelRe: Kaduna-Abuja Train Breaks Down In Bush By 2am, Stranded Passengers Cry Out by Splitmind: 10:21am On Nov 26, 2020
Buhari, El-Rufai and Amaechi are working.

The train didn't "break down" it merely stopped so the passengers could better observe the beauty of their environment.
CrimeRe: 2-year-old Girl Raped & Beaten To Death By Mother's Boyfriend In South Africa by Splitmind: 5:54pm On Nov 25, 2020
Sometimes you read the news and wonder if some people are even human beings. undecided
PoliticsRe: Recession: Niger State To Slash Civil Servants Salary By 50% by Splitmind: 5:23pm On Nov 25, 2020
LibertyRep:
Will the state government also slash salaries of political appointees by 90%?
Why should they when they are working hard?

Just look at all the records we have broken in the economy, security, electricity, education and health.
PoliticsRe: Recession: Niger State To Slash Civil Servants Salary By 50% by Splitmind: 5:19pm On Nov 25, 2020
Another Next Level by President Buhari cool.

Well done governor Bello, another faithful son of the APC, we can use that money for more important things like official cars than wasting it on civil servant's salaries.

God blessed Nigeria!
Foreign AffairsRe: 2 Mozambique Police Trainers Impregnate 15 Female Police Trainees by Splitmind: 4:20pm On Nov 25, 2020
These two men were practicing a different kind of shooting when they were supposed to face their work. angry

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