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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Sploofic: 10:12am On Jul 15, 2013
rubyno: All Glory to God. A jny we started on the 16th of Dec ends dis morning. What more can i say, i still love you Lord and i knw i can make it, i know i can stand, Emmanuel.
i'm still in shock & depressed boss. We're not giving up sha. God has a reason 4 evrytin.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Sploofic: 9:45am On Jul 15, 2013
rasaqdayo: Like I already thought that today wld be the day. Thank God Almighty for his grace at all times. Sploofic n others , thank u guyz for the head-up.
Congrats guys. D lord is indeed faithful. This time na safe trip i go wish una coz d medicals is a success already
CareerRe: Great Friends' Zone by Sploofic(op): 9:17am On Jul 15, 2013
standecent: Medical invite jst entered ooo. Thank u lord for the journey so far. Pls is there any dress code for medicals @sploofic?
congrats man. Congrats to odas too. U can wear absolutely anytin 4 medicals. I wore jeans & T shirt 4 my own. All u need is to get ur letter and go 2 d hospital dey direct u. But i'd advice ladies not to wear gown o. Coz a friend of mine did and instead of pulling off only her shirt during xray like we all did. She had 2 pull d whole tin off giving d radiologist free show. Lolz (d guy come dey complain say d machine dey hot make she wait small. #winks#). Just look good sha d way u'd go 2 any hospital 4 general check up. Wishing u guys d very best. Welcome 2 d club of TS hopefuls. Has d Lord not been good?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Sploofic: 6:38pm On Jul 14, 2013
I believe u dnt knw evry1 who comes 4 d test or interview. That many of u passed doesnt mean evry1 did. Just as it happens after TS. A whole set may scale tru while as many as 5 or more may be dropped in anoda set after TS. I'm stating facts not fiction here. Like i said earlier, i knw 2 pple who couldnt proceed after 2nd interview. Maybe d 2nd interview is easy 4 guys in Abj and Owerri. Ask those who had 2nd interview in lag last week. Especially on thursday. Most of dem had it hot. Consider urself favored if u scale tru evry process. U may tink it was easy, but many beta dan u found it so hard 4 various reasons.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Sploofic: 4:54pm On Jul 14, 2013
kellyben4u: Brave up guys nobody dey fail 2nd interview so make una come make we make the noise.
U're so wrong bro. Men dey fail 2nd interview wella. At least i knw 2.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Sploofic: 11:00pm On Jul 13, 2013
Onye oma: With only 5 TS acroSs Naija (@ d moment) and each one having a capacity of abt 45-55 trainees per training session...
Chairman na u create d extra 2 TS where we no know? Coz we're only aware of 3
CareerRe: Great Friends' Zone by Sploofic(op): 10:24pm On Jul 12, 2013
Donnal: When are they going to send us text message oooooohuh Diamond bank wan give person HBP.
Hopefully b4 d end of tuesday. Lolz calm urself.
CareerRe: Great Friends' Zone by Sploofic(op):
Congrats guys. @Standecent: i hope ur BP has reduced now? U wey dey say dem don 4get us. Nw evrytin is speeding up. No more panels to face.
Make dem come answer d rest of d house. 28th march peeps (our lastborn *winks*) so d celebration will be complete
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Sploofic: 12:51pm On Jul 12, 2013
Lolz. Dem wan test d true strenght of una heart and BP. Funny pple
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Sploofic: 9:38pm On Jul 11, 2013
Onye oma: IMO, if na permanent job, its a kul one ßuђ if na contract job, not so kul...na State Ministry or Federal Govt Ministryhuh?
My dear there is no permanent job anywhere o. Na govt sack pple pas sef. A friend of mine got a job in ministry of justice early this year. A month later, 2000 pple were laid off. Na extra long leg save im own job. Just weigh ur options well. Like dey say, treat evryday like its ur last. Apply d same to ur job and u'd be there 4 as long as u please
CareerRe: Great Friends' Zone by Sploofic(op): 8:33am On Jul 11, 2013
Emma_jide: @sploofic....wuz fun o. just hope all d laff laff and head nodding won't be in vain.
ehehehe. No worry. The moment u started laffing, devil got his disappointment letter. Lemme officially welcome u to d club. Congrats dearie
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Sploofic: 8:09am On Jul 11, 2013
ufuosigho: Good morning Diamonds. Pls can any diamond help me with the current salary scale for Diamond Bank? I mean from Graduate Trainee, Executive trainee(confirmed after 6mths)and after a year. Info from a reliable source would be appreciated.Thanks and continue to shine bright like a diamond in the sky
sorry to disappoint u boss. U'll have to wait till u resume b4 u find dat out. Sharing such info on a public forum is strongly prohibited. But be rest assured, u'll be well paid if u cross all d huddles. No fear or rush. U're in d best hands
CareerRe: Great Friends' Zone by Sploofic(op): 7:56am On Jul 11, 2013
Wishing evryone having their interview 2day success. @Emma_Jide: how did urs go yesterday?
CareerRe: Great Friends' Zone by Sploofic(op): 2:17pm On Jul 10, 2013
Ehehehe. Waffi bros face ur front o. Na interview i send u 2 come 4 o.

Congrats jare my dear Donnal. Migwo. Welcome 2 d club in advance (TS hopefuls). Those interviewers could be so unpredictable. God's grace is indeed wit us all
CareerRe: Great Friends' Zone by Sploofic(op): 9:48am On Jul 10, 2013
kaysce: nawa o,, am i the only 28th march still waiting for a 2nd level invite... God abeg oooooo
nobody 4rm 28th march has gotten d 2nd interview invite. No worry its close already.
Wishing everyone having interviews 2day grand success.
CareerRe: Great Friends' Zone by Sploofic(op): 11:47pm On Jul 09, 2013
standecent: @idowu taylor street, vi. Funny enuf, i dnt knw hw to locate there frm eko hotel round about. Sme1 shld pls direct me on hw to locate idowu taylor street frm eko hotel round about. Thanks.
its a walkable distance. Just ask of idowu taylor. U'll get d direction. Just walk straight down to d end of d street. And keep asking 4 commerce house. U cant miss d place. @Emma Jide: its still d same hr from idejo u'll meet there. U've got notin to fear
CareerRe: Great Friends' Zone by Sploofic(op): 10:04pm On Jul 09, 2013
For those who need d idowu taylor adress. Just get to obalende. Go 2 d garage there. U'll c white & green coloured buses going straight to idowu taylor. Ask 4 commerce house wen u drop. Its just a few seconds walk 4rm where d bus drops u. DB occupies d 2nd floor of d building. Hope this helps.
PhonesRe: Tecno F7 (Phantom A1) Discussion Thread by Sploofic: 10:33am On Jul 09, 2013
Guys come o. Sorry 4 derailing. I thought RIM said dey already reached an agreement wit blackberry to make BBM available for android 4.0 and above. The mid June dey said don pas since nw. Abi na scope dem just scope us? Coz dat was part of d reasons i chose to go 4 Tecno F7 o.
CareerRe: Great Friends' Zone by Sploofic(op): 10:23am On Jul 09, 2013
standecent: Mornin house. For those that ave done the 2nd interview, Was any questions asked about Diamond Bank in particular durin the 2nd interview?
That dey didnt ask me doesnt mean dey wont ask u. Knw who d MD is, the vision & mission of d bank and oda little info. Expect anytin but dnt do information ovaload o. U wont be crucified if dey ask u somtin and u say u dnt knw. Dey just wanna knw how smart and confident you are
CareerRe: Great Friends' Zone by Sploofic(op):
U're very welcome guys. Thank me better by making sure you do very well in d interview. God will see us all tru. Our dreams shall neva be cut short
CareerRe: Great Friends' Zone by Sploofic(op): 4:28pm On Jul 08, 2013
standecent: Do they normally ask this question, ''tell us abt urself durin the second interview''?
oga stan if u c popsy 4 morning, u no go greet am? Of course na d 1st tin wey dey comot 4 evry interviewer mouth be dat now? Mine was made easier sha. Dey asked in a very plain way. Tell us ur name, where u're from, where u schooled and wat u read?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Sploofic: 4:14pm On Jul 08, 2013
Kcbellz: i misplaced my orignal waec certificate,have requested for anoda but was told by waec it can't be replaced.what do i do as it is required during the interview stages and documentation processes.#enugu expectant.
Oga get a sworn affidavit along wit d photocopy of ur Waec result & do dat quick b4 u get called.
PhonesRe: Tecno F7 (Phantom A1) Discussion Thread by Sploofic: 3:53pm On Jul 08, 2013
U guys are just insatiable. Wen Tecno Q1 came, evryone rushed it. Den N7 came, pple started condemning Q1 screen size. When F7 came, d condemnation switched to N7. Now una don see Gionee E3, una dey beef F7. If one phone has it all, wat would u step up to later. Y not buy one and love it wit its problem while u focus on its good side. E go hard 4 many of una to marry o. Wen u see a woman dat has better specs dan ur babe. Gionee E3 is better dan F7 (stale news) we don hear & yet we love our F7 as e be. If u need long lasting battery, get trailer o. If u need high memory, get a high spec laptop and leave our baby for us.
CareerRe: Great Friends' Zone by Sploofic(op): 3:26pm On Jul 08, 2013
Emma_jide: Don't mean to sound naive o but does a hairstyle dat comes to d front make u look less serious with interviewers.thankssmiley
My dear, as long as your hair doesn't cover ur eyes and it makes u look beautiful, i believe u're good to go. Pack it nicely like any beautiful female banker would. And like u were told b4, be composed. Dont treat d 2nd interview as a work ova o. Ask polipompom, some guys were dropped after our 2nd interview. Pray, smile, be bold and confident, and i believe u're good to go. Knw y u want 2 work wit DB. D basics of ur course of study, ur project in school. I was asked where i saw myself in 5yrs. Just be sharp. Like ciwi told me b4 going, if u will say rubbish, smile & say d rubbish confidently. D interviewers will try to help u ease d tension in u, follow d flow & dont be overly official; blend in a little humor if d situation permits & u'd be fine. I trust God 2 c u all tru. Nxt wk all of u will be heading 4 oniru or ligali ayorinde 4 ur medicals.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Sploofic: 3:39pm On Jul 07, 2013
Jayjuice: did my meds on july 5,lag..are we supose to expect another success sms saying we passed medicals
The next text you get from Diamond will be about ur Traineeship. Except d bad tins u do for school and NYSC don catch up wit u for ur medicals. #just saying o#
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Sploofic: 8:21pm On Jul 06, 2013
cuteyangel: It may be 27th july tho for owerri n abj....
how sure are u? U were d one who did exam in calabar d oda time. Wen una dey finish 4 owerri?
CareerRe: Great Friends' Zone by Sploofic(op): 8:16pm On Jul 06, 2013
Donnal: 2nd level interview invite just came in now!!!! Baba God is at work! He will finish what he started. Who's with mehuh?
congrats ooo! Finally d queue is totally ending. God be praised. 28th guys make una no worry, d end is super close
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Sploofic: 7:25pm On Jul 06, 2013
Praaaaaaaaaise the Lord oh! My chairmen 4rm 27th march hav finally being called 4 2nd interview. Na me dey happy pas una o. Finally. God is great. My pastor said dis month shall be for great news. And since July 1st it has being great news on daily basis. Ope oh! Make we stop to dey bear d annoying name 2nd interview hopeful since last year fa. God is good. Enugu next in line 4 great news
CareerRe: Great Friends' Zone by Sploofic(op):
mhoo: lol! Na so we see am o. I also discovered it only last week. Funny, I was gonna mention it to u but forgot!
mhoo darling, i'm still awaiting my champagne o. @yahooz: lolz. No latecomer o. U're very welcome to our 2nd house. @ciwi: sweetheart you try as u 4get me since ur TS invite came o. Like it or not, na till death do us part on dat salary o.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Sploofic: 7:52pm On Jul 04, 2013
Lolz. Una no go kill pesin 4 this thread wit laf. See as una dey argue who go enter next like say una be HR. They decide not any of you. For owerri guys complaining. It has happened before. Guys had test in october, medicals in november & had to wait till March b4 resuming ts coz of lag backlogs. All i'm saying is anytin can happen. No one holds the key to the future. Its all speculations we hope on. If som1 had posted of this thread back in december dat some of us would still be waiting in july without doing 2nd interview, we 4 bite im head off o. Miss grace attacked me wen i told her to be patient. Una don c as e dey be nw. Be rest assured nobody from 2012 will go 4 TS in 2014. Except dem give ur pix to una village winch to use during heat period.
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Sploofic: 3:09pm On Jul 04, 2013
yahooz: Focus on wetin? Some backlogs still dey oh! Som peeps who did medicals in March, som in May & June also who avnt bn called...
oga pls no dey spread false news o. If there's anyone who had medicals here in lagos around March & May and still hasnt gotten ts invite, signify. To d best of my knowledge dey hav all gone in. Those nw left are d remainder of june 3rd, july 2nd & 3rd. Plus d 2nd interview hopefuls of march 27th/28th & a fraction of 8th march who will surely be merged wit 27th march batch 4 2nd interview. Lets all keep our hopes alive. Dey are doing there best to get us all in. To all Arsenal fans (lagos set). The wait is all coming to an end soon. Be strong.

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