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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jkk House!!!!! by spookydee(m): 3:02pm On Jul 05, 2014
cbrass: They are not far from GNLD building shagrin
they are not into gnld stuff..
i once worked there back in 2009..
strictly biz not all these fake stuffs about..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Uniosun Interview by spookydee(m): 2:59pm On Jul 05, 2014
i guess we all have to be hopeful on this..
i pray they call us on time.. man don dey old for house
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Uniosun Interview by spookydee(m): 10:04am On Jun 30, 2014
patiently waiting
RomanceRe: Different Kind Of Lovers.. Care To Know Which Category U Fall In by spookydee(op): 11:14pm On Nov 27, 2013
elrony: Hehehe u might be right tho...but.. grin
hehehehe
RomanceRe: Different Kind Of Lovers.. Care To Know Which Category U Fall In by spookydee(op): 3:46pm On Nov 26, 2013
Idowuogbo: None of the above
hmmmm
RomanceDifferent Kind Of Lovers.. Care To Know Which Category U Fall In by spookydee(op): 3:23pm On Nov 26, 2013
While there are many subtle hints of different types of lovers in us all, there’s one kind of lover that sticks out and defines us for the kind of lover we are and that’s the way your lover and the rest of the world would see you.

Do you ever wonder what kind of lover you are or what kind of lover you are dating?

Use these 20 kinds of lovers to find out just what kind of a lover you are, and what kind of a lover your partner is.

1. The giver. This is the selfless lover who constantly gives in the relationship, usually because they believe they’re not good enough for the relationship or their partner, or they believe they don’t provide enough value to the relationship and try to compensate for it by giving more towards the relationship.

2. The taker. This is the kind of partner who constantly takes in the relationship *always wants things their own way*. This person believes they bring so much into the relationship just by their mere existence that they don’t need to do anything at all to make their partner happy. People who think of themselves as a trophy usually end up as this kind of a partner.

3. The pleaser. This kind of a lover goes out of their way to please their partner. Call it unconditional love or pleasing love, but just watching their lover smile makes this person happy and fulfilled. They get pleasure out of pleasing their partner, even if it means giving up on something they want or like.

4. The controller. The controlling lover appears very caring and loving, and seems extremely attentive to your needs. But somewhere along the way, you may start to feel stifled and suffocated by their subtle demands or restrictions. They use manipulation and emotional blackmail to make you dependent on them, and before you know it, you feel trapped and isolated from the rest of the world.

5. The selfish lover. This kind of a lover always thinks twice before giving something or doing something nice for their lover. They always ask themselves “what’s in it for me?” before they do anything. And they *discreetly* want the bigger or better thing all the time, be it the bigger slice of pizza that both of you pretend not to notice, or while making plans for the next vacation.

6. The doubter. This kind of a lover never completely trusts you. You always have to go out of your way to make them feel secure and happy in the relationship. They feel threatened by your friends, or by anyone else who seems to give you the slightest hint of attention. They constantly doubt you or sneakily try to snoop around in the hope of catching you red-handed.

7. The actor. The actor is a tricky person to read, because they behave like they really care about you when you’re around. They constantly try to show just how concerned they are about you and your happiness, they ask you if you want something, but in reality, they don’t ever do anything to make you feel better. It’s all talk and no trousers.

8. The drama seeker. This kind of a lover wants to experience something new all the time, be it a fight or a romantic getaway. They don’t like comfort or monotony. They’d rather pick a petty fight or do something dramatic than just let the relationship go along its calm course.

9. The straying lover. This kind of a partner gets bored very easily and they always want more. They may seem excited for the first few months of the relationship, but as soon as the infatuation stage passes by, they get distant or boring. And they’d seem more interested in impressing someone else.

10. The overlooker. This kind of a partner sees your flaws, but they choose to overlook them or put up with them because they don’t want to change anything in the relationship. They’d rather be a punching bag who deals with their partner’s affairs or lack of affection by turning a blind eye to it, rather than confront or walk away from it.

11. The helper. The helper constantly tries to help their partner become better, either by supporting them or criticizing them. They find their own meaning to life or happiness in life by supporting their lover and helping them achieve something. This kind of a partner behaves like a martyr who sacrifices their desires to help their partner achieve theirs, but they always remember the sacrifices. And at times, they may even use it to emotionally manipulate their lover.

12. The compromiser. This kind of a lover doesn’t mind giving in for the happiness of the relationship. They give in easily in any argument or discussion just to please their partner, or avoid a fight. They may seem like they have no desires or wants, and are happy to accept the decisions of their partner.

13. Possessive lover. The possessive lover may love you a lot, but they have a very hard time trusting you. They constantly feel like everyone else in the world is out to separate the both of you, and every person of the opposite s*x is trying to hook up with you. This kind of a partner may love you, but they have a hard time trusting you unconditionally.

14. Jealous lover. Does your partner ever feel jealous of your success or your achievements? The jealous lover may love you a lot, but they always want what you have, or more. If you buy a few new expensive perfumes, your jealous lover would want to buy perfumes too. And if you get promoted at work, your partner may start sulking about how under-appreciated they are at work even if they never felt that way before you got your promotion!

15. Material lover. This kind of a lover is more focused on wealth and luxuries than anything else. They want everything the material world has to offer, and they don’t care what their partner does *behind their back* as long as they have money and the good life.

16. The loyal lover. A loyal lover is the one who sticks with their partner through thick and thin. They have moral principles and they don’t go looking for opportunities to cheat on their partner. They’re emotionally and sexually satisfied and don’t stray at the first stolen opportunity.

17. Passionate lover. This type of lover is almost always on a s*xual high. They’re extremely passionate and are proud of their s*xual prowess. They spend a lot of time making love, and they love having a good time in bed and pleasing their partner. They’re full of passion and they can’t imagine a life where s*xual intimacy takes second place behind anything else.

18. Brooding lover. The brooding lover is the kind of lover who’s lost in their own world almost all the time. They want space and love being by themselves for several hours, and at times, they may even get annoyed if they don’t get enough space to be by themselves. They’re distracted or lost in thoughts, and even if they seem happy in the relationship, they almost always seem bothered by something.

19. Enthusiastic lover. They’re always enthusiastic and love trying new things all the time. They’re not boring, and at times, they’re even reckless. They love creating memories and are always involving their partner to try a new experience all the time.

20. The romantic lover. This kind of a lover is a true romantic. They woo you and impress you with romantic gestures all the time. They’re really sweet and loving, and don’t miss any opportunity to display a grand gesture of love and romance!

So which of these 20 kinds of lovers do you see in yourself and your partner?
RomanceThings To Guide You Before U Cheat On Ur Partner by spookydee(op): 3:15pm On Nov 26, 2013
The world is full of sexy women, and all of us have felt the urge to stray, even just for one night. Here’s why staying faithful pays off, for your relationship and for your s*x life.



Thing 1: When presented with the ideal cheating scenario, that is, if a flying saucer lands in the cornfield where you happen to be standing and a female alien of sinus-clearing hotness slithers down the ramp and declares that she wants to come in peace a minimum of four times in the next hour, and you take her up on it because you know no one will ever find out, no one must ever find out.



Thing 2: Someone will always find out.



Thing 3: If you get caught, the law is on your wife’s side. And you won’t lose just half of your stuff. The other half, the golf clubs, the surround sound, the Armani will be destroyed in a spectacular driveway bonfire as every angry woman you know toasts marshmallows shaped like your testicles.



Thing 4: And if you’re not married? Your longtime girl is bound by no law.



Thing 5: Or, to paraphrase Neil Simon, do to yourself what you would otherwise do unto others.



Thing 6: If a woman who knows you’re spoken for comes on to you, it’s flattering. It’s tempting. But remember that she’s doing it to feed her own ego, not yours. She wants to see how much power she holds over you. And if you take her bait, she then knows she must be superior in every way to your sweetie. Deep down, she has nothing but contempt for both your male weakness and your mate’s existence. That should really piss you off.



Thing 7: According to the Shari’ah, the laws of ancient Islam, adulterers must be stoned to death. Before you say, “Dude, cool,” we mean with rocks. In these parts, that’s what will happen to your good name. Friends you made while you were a couple will disappear. Friends you had as a single guy are long gone. That leaves you with the hard drinkers.



Thing 8: You’re about to be with the kind of woman who wants to be with the kind of man who would cheat on a woman.



Thing 9: Channel all temptation toward the girl you left at home. Example: When out for a night with the boys, go to Hooters, not a strip club or roadhouse. Hooters girls are the unsung heroines of relationship therapy, gorgeous, chatty, and so untouchable that you always go home hungry. Your girl has no idea her s*x life will improve tenfold when you get there.



Thing 10: At the office party, pretend the coworker who’s flirting with you has gonorrhea.



Thing 11: If your ex calls, enjoy a pleasant 5-minute conversation. Then tell her your wife’s on the other line.



Thing 12: Treat your temptation as a cage match. Defeating that treacherous organ between your legs is the ultimate triumph of man over nature. It’s you versus your man-hood. He’s up for the challenge. Are you?
PhonesBE Elite: Dual SIM Android 4.0 by spookydee(op): 3:43pm On Oct 09, 2013
BE Elite is a 4.6-inch budget smartphone that comes loaded with Android 4.0 (Ice Cream Sandwich) onboard and some other basics.

BE is a mobile phone manufacturer based in UAE from the company Emitac Mobile Solutions (EMS).
We hope to see phones with great packages from them.
Device Specifications:

► Runs Android 4.0 (ICS)
► Dual SIM
► 2G/3G Network Support
► 4.63-inch WVGA TFT display (480×854 pixels)
► 138.8 x 70.9 x 9.2mm Body Dimension
► 4GB Internal Memory
► 512MB RAM
► 1GHz Cortex A9 Dual Core Processor
► 5MP Rear Camera with LED flash
► 0.3MP front-facing Camera
► Bluetooth
► Wi-Fi with Hotspot
► SMS. Email, Video Player, Audio Player
► Light Sensor, Proximity Sensor, Gravitational Sensor
► 1700mAh Battery
LiteratureRe: A Story: Broken Vows by spookydee(m): 2:26pm On Oct 07, 2013
damn....I ended up sharing a tear... really lovely write up
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: List Of Fake Employment Companies. Stay Off Them. by spookydee(m): 1:36pm On Sep 30, 2013
conscienceman: Well this was the text I got on Wednesday at bout 1.25pm You've been shortlisted for a written test ¿ oral interview scheduld for Thurs(26/09/13)¿ 84,first floor demmies delight building morgan b/stp Itire rd M well I actually wanted to clear my doubt and went there on Thursday to my greatest surprise was the same setting like that of jibowu... This guys are just time wasters they asked us to write an interview just to make it look legit they called them self Alpha Resources.. So lame.. After the interview was a long sermon I had to cut the sermon short by walking out on the guy who was busy narrating how he applied for jobs severally at different oil companies and telling us story of his friend that went to do masters at Manchester.... Imagine the rubbish... Well this guys should be arrested for for posing a false and not true picture of a job I wonder why they can't just give this so called drugs to their family members to hawk and leave innocent people out if this... I'm actually taking my sewing business seriously now and for those of u looking out for employment u had better go learn a trade now and specialize in it cos the way things are going now there is little or no hope at all behind those certificate and cv.. Before u set out this people who are gonna employ have a cousin or relative who also need a job so they get the jobs before its thrown out to the public that's if there are any even available... That's just a piece of advice.. Be productive and start something on ur own forget big boy oh..no time.. Let those with ears hear and listen... Peace
na so .. all crap.. i went for the same thing and heard the same nonsense... and they even put it to our faces by saying"you better stay because if and when you leave here, remember you are going back to sit at home cos u dont have a job".. rubbish
LiteratureRe: SCHOOL LIFE by spookydee(m): 1:33pm On Sep 30, 2013
lovely tale.. keep it up
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Online Registration Process For Nigerian Immigration Service Recruitment 2013 by spookydee(m): 1:31pm On Sep 30, 2013
i heard from my uncle that the FG has ordered the immigration service to refund the #1000 collected. i dont understand how that would be possible
LiteratureRe: My Complicated Love Story by spookydee(m): 1:28pm On Sep 29, 2013
love this.. thanks
LiteratureRe: Family Ties by spookydee(m): 3:38pm On Sep 23, 2013
oya continue.. my blood don dey hot
Jobs/VacanciesRe: List Of Fake Employment Companies. Stay Off Them. by spookydee(m): 5:49am On Sep 23, 2013
lord help us all. last I got a msg like that, I looked up the address and found out there was more than 25 companies in that building. shey na skyscraper ... same address different company names. thunder go fire una
Jobs/VacanciesRe: List Of Fake Employment Companies. Stay Off Them. by spookydee(m): 5:40am On Sep 23, 2013
You are invited for a job interview
At AP Resources Limited or alpha plus resources limited
On Saturday,September 21st" 2013
By 10am prompt.
84,Mushin Road'1st floor Demis Delight Building
Morgan B/Stop.Mushin,Lagos.
Come along with updated Resume/CV and pen

I just time and money to hear nutrishit lecture.
LiteratureRe: Family Ties by spookydee(m): 4:49pm On Sep 07, 2013
already seated with popcorn and coke.

continue jare
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Beware Of Any Vacancy By Starlink - 08067424238 by spookydee(m): 8:00am On Sep 04, 2013
TEST AND JOB BRIEFING session, 9a.m 5/9/13 8/10 Salamotu Eniola Street, Off Layi Oyekanmi str.,CKC Catholic Church, Ilasa, Sadiku b/stop.Congrats, 08082627457

am beginning to wonder how many companies are in that building
Jobs/VacanciesRe: List Of Fake Employment Companies. Stay Off Them. by spookydee(m): 7:40am On Sep 04, 2013
TEST AND JOB BRIEFING session, 9a.m 5/9/13 8/10 Salamotu Eniola Street, Off Layi Oyekanmi str.,CKC Catholic Church, Ilasa, Sadiku b/stop.Congrats, 08082627457


how true is it?
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by spookydee(m): 3:53pm On Aug 30, 2013
Thank you so much MAZI for your post.. just got thru the entire story today.. i had to use up almost 3 and a half hours at the cafe... thanks a lot
EducationRe: Oau Postgraduate Harmattan Semester Form Sale Is Out by spookydee(m): 8:00pm On Nov 19, 2012
please caller tune.. i checked my mail and saw a message from netque asking me to come for the screening examination on the 24th of november... this weekend...
how would the whole show be like

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