A: Chile 1 is down...
A: I repeat, chile 1 is down over!
B: Rip to him
B: Head back to base, over!
A: Roger that, over and out

Òmó, it is to avoid over familiarity and see finish.

Madam doesn't work for uber nor bolt, she has her own car but she has had quite a lot of rides...
Wawuu just wawuu

There's a lady amongst them...
Wawuu

Omo...
Hope she didn't visit the railway

What is good for the goose, is good for the gander"
In this case, one is a goose (twitter), the other one is in progress

Twitter being sold doesn't mean Nairaland owners want to sell it.
Twitter dey America.
Na naija we dey

First, you'll start by asking vital questions such as:
What causes unemployment?

Omg, the reverse became the case.

May God console Cr7's family or should I say console United fans

AdaNri1:
You know I was going to ignore you, to show you that you’re an insignificant nonentity who will never grow for the fact that you don’t learn from your mistakes. But it occurred to me that you are a hypocrite. Someone who cannot respect the dead, refuses to learn from it, yet is dishing out church advice!!
Nairaland sha. This is just a warning.
Chidera or whatever, I will expose you! Run from me.

Wahala...
From one alleged nonentity to another, which is you of course (a pained and myopic one for that significant matter), you are free to do whatever will keep you from wasting space on Earth.
Run kor, exposition ni...lol

Permit me to say, and I quote:
"One must not make too much of anything in life, whether good or bad" or better still...
''Too much of anything is bad...”
It will take some time, give ya selves a break.

Russia: vayulence is upon us;
Nato: Takes wickedness pill

Sharp...
Ecuador win and over 2.5

From pen, maths set, calculator to bucket, socks and provisions stolen back then in the hostel, I've forgiven you but...
My God will judge you...

Under 2.5 Niggas

Who will they pin this on now!
Unveil as per newly signed man united player...lol

AdaNri1:
learn this and be quiet sometimes

Okay little retard

Bandits no go like show face run one or two for lasgidi?
E don teey when nuclear bomb reach Africa, lol

To cut the long story short: Adieu mama!

Stay wicked

And so

Another celebrity marriage...
Yet another headline...

It is not only four categories... you for kukuma become lesbian naaau.

News wey don happen and trend tay tay...
Na now e dey enter front page, inside another section sef!

Some fans can be so terrible and funny... So, suddenly Arnold no be good player again lil

Up Cityzens Jareeey

Òmó

Cityzens gather around for a quick fan base pep talk

Politicians are 5 and 6 irrespective of the party...
What exactly are they thanking God for?

Nice one Everton

Party primaries go hot ooo