Chelsea pls take serious note...
We need everything ended in one leg

So Comedians have a body as per association too ...
Is there any group that doesn't have an association in this country?
I can only Imagine the motto : Unity, Jokes and more shows

The reasons are so simple:
Age difference
State of origin
Most importantly: Money
Keep love out of love related problems
Tank yuuu

Its better to try to avoid doing things that'll make you have to say those words.
These days even after saying "I'm sorry", what will be will still be... People don't forgive nor forget easily anymore.
Saying I'm sorry can either reduce or increase the effect of the payback, affection or whatever but it cannot erase it.

So we just have to take care of Benzema
– Chelsea

*9. Stop Forming Clicks/ Cliques/Cartels And Gangs.* Exchange greetings with new faces. Stop making people feel neglected. Flow with everyone in the church, they are your brothers and sisters in Christ.

*10. If you drive to church, on your way home, go along with church members THAT YOU KNOW.* Don't just drive as if you will loose fuel by going home with them. It is wickedness and not a fruit of the spirit. Some people will even bring down their windscreen and exchange greetings with a brother trekking under the sun instead of opting to pick them up!

Importantly, ensure you are in the church on time, don't be late

*7. When the preacher is preaching, concentrate.* Stop re-preaching and rehearsing how you would have delivered the sermon better in your mind.

*8. After service, go home.* Stop hanging around to gossip, after the grace...
You can exchange pleasantries with people and then go home!

*6. When it is time for praise and worship, get up, rejoice and dance.* Unless you are handicap, It is some how to feel you are bigger than God or you are doing God a favor by worshipping him. Don't make yourself look like a statute when others are shouting joy and excitement when praising God.

*5. Offering time is not a time to ease yourself or meditate.* I gave offering in 3'0-s and before I got home that Sunday, someone blessed me with the exact money I gave as offering. It's a bad thing to appear before God without an offering in your hands. Also ensure you give your children their offering before you send them to their classes so they won't be inferior and left out.

*3. When you go to give testimony, please, use your allotted time.* One extra minute is disobedience! Stop telling unnecessary stories, go straight to the point.

*4. Don't disobey the ushers.* Any sit they give to you, go there and sit down. Stop sizing ushers and insisting on a particular or favorite place to sit! The ushers are like the angels of the Lord that knows where you will actually be well positioned to get your blessing from the service.

2. Always carry a Bible to church.* It is not about the Bible, it is you supporting your convictions and telling the world where you stand. You may not read from your Bible in church because of the one on the screen, but never leave it at home when you go to church. There are things God will want to tell you from the Bible that may not be on the one displayed on the screen.

*1. Stop going to church with bathroom slippers and hair nets.* You will not just look unsightly, you will make the church look unsightly. It gives you a presentation before others.

I was invited to church today by a friend's friend. Normally, it's only normal for a first timer to observe one or two about the church, its activities and members.
People of God, I saw things and believe me, I counted today as a miss because I couldn't focus during the teaching, praying nor any other sessions.
I know we all have our different doctrines, ideas, spiritual leaders and bible versions but for Christ sake, It's the same Jesus Christ and bible or isn't that the case anymore??

I'm not perfect, we both know we are not either but, from what I saw earlier today, these basic church ethics should at least, to the very least, be noted for (maybe) religious and spiritual effectiveness and efficiency.

Farewell General kyneskhovic...
He was a buddy and more.

As a general that I am on gta, We fought together on cod.
Sad.

270 - 350 depending on the time of the day or night, and where you'll need the fuel to be poured in for you.

Sorry

No be about low turnout...
Food dey?

20 milla wow...
How far our leaders of tomorrow?

Violence is upon us...
Let him that speaks of peace speak no more

Upcoming movie and film producers pls take note

Of course, it can only ride on the road of the likes of banana island...
Where there are little or no pots not to talk of potholes

On mother's day, they should come and shut down Maiduguri if e sure them

Your Osinbanjo should scale through his party's primaries first...
Someone who sat behind when Nigerians suffered for 8 yrs, what difference does he want to make now?
Mtcheeeeeeeew

If at all this story is true, how many children do you have for 'our' husband to begin with?

Oshaaaaay, they should opt out as per mtn caller tunes or as glo berekete...
Until their school fees changes figures, dem go understand

I go soon comot from una father's land for una...

Oga which northerners want peter obi?
Pls name a place or better still cite a source.
You don't just come online and be capping trash.

Yes, they are broke and weak men...
You the strong woman, classy lady, rich mama should kindly return the gifts.
Tank yuuu

Na mumu dey pay wetin him no dey owe

They should remove the world "lady"
They should call her first woman

Was caught with a lot of pen cos that year, I dey harvest pens and biros of different colors...you name it