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Pets / Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by squaddy(m): 11:38pm On Sep 16, 2014
Ekiseme: ka ma iga agwa ha kwusi ikpari onwe ha,instead ijee na agbachitere ofu onye.........oburonu ife oru nyee sad

Ewooo chigbogu nwannem oo okwa eziokwu ka ikwuru. Amabum na ha ebuo bu ndi banyi. Biko ewezi na iwe maka iwe nwanne anaghi eru no'kpukpu

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Pets / Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by squaddy(m): 11:27pm On Sep 16, 2014
Ekiseme: negodi ihe ina ezuzughari nwoke m a angry

Bia nwokem ogini? grin
Pets / Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by squaddy(m): 11:05pm On Sep 16, 2014
grin grin grin

BRUTALITY CUM FATALITY

*Note to self* if khalessi so much as looks in my direction with a straight face,sprawl on the floor and start pleading in every language known to man.

grin This is decimation

Words fail me

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Family / Re: Single Ladies: Let's Share Our Experiences Here by squaddy(m): 8:22pm On Sep 16, 2014
You just shot yourself in the leg

Nairalanders are very brutal.

Brace yourself.

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Events / Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by squaddy(m): 7:57pm On Sep 16, 2014
gistmelove:

abi ooo my brother... Wetin make i do again.

I post my convocation pics.. Dem beef

now i post my introduction pics wth my lovely hajjia de still dy beef..

Cheif obe don talk am finish..

Kosi ogbo tale da.. Kosi iwa ta lewu ta.. Le fi te omo araye lorun..

Liv dem make dem dy hate jare.. Na dem wahala
b that...

# i rep the movin train grin

You talk true joor..Abeg translate that yoruba for me cuz me no understand am abeg..I be igbo boy ooo
Events / Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by squaddy(m): 7:15pm On Sep 16, 2014
gistmelove:

Na u talk am oooo, prophet grin grin

Hahahh guy you too funny...all your response to these haters got me ROTFL. I'm sure you even made your haters laugh too.

I wish you a very very happy married life.

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Romance / Re: Should I Respect Her Virginity Till I Pay For Her Bride Price? by squaddy(m): 6:39pm On Sep 16, 2014
MizMyColi:

In that case, do set your facts straight and eliminate noise from your messagewink

Ok. I heard you *walks away*
Romance / Re: Should I Respect Her Virginity Till I Pay For Her Bride Price? by squaddy(m): 6:22pm On Sep 16, 2014
MizMyColi:


Whoooaahhh shocked

First, I'm famous (Really?! shocked)
Second I'm a feminist (even when I cannot give a statutory definition of who a feminist is, or what exactly she stands for)

You see! You see!
I said it! grin

Good Things Are Happening Todaayy cheesy cheesy cheesy






Okay, now you have my attention, what next?
undecided

Your attention Really Oh please don't flatter yourself. My message has been passed.
Romance / Re: Should I Respect Her Virginity Till I Pay For Her Bride Price? by squaddy(m): 6:06pm On Sep 16, 2014
Utter CRAP!! Phuck her men!! I can bet a hundred grand that she is not a virgin cuz I've seen this way too many times angry

Why on earth will you chose to listen a lady's advice on an issue as delicate as this?? Especially mizmycoli who is a famous NL feminist

The day you discover the ugly truth,she is going to whip up tears as fake as nicki minaj's azz and tell you that she was raped when she was still a teenage girl!!!

Don't do this to yourself man,listen to me!!!!

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Investment Ads / Re: Am A Inbestment Councellor by squaddy(m): 11:40am On Sep 15, 2014
Hahahahah inbestor grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs QPR (4 - 0) On 14th September 2014 by squaddy(m): 9:31pm On Sep 14, 2014
SailorXY:
tell this to the unfortunate man you represent tongue

Aro Xy wida you na..DISEMBARK!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs QPR (4 - 0) On 14th September 2014 by squaddy(m): 8:54pm On Sep 14, 2014
SailorXY:
fvck your mouth shut, this is Man Utd match thread!

You have been noticed. Mind blocked babboon..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs QPR (4 - 0) On 14th September 2014 by squaddy(m): 6:54pm On Sep 14, 2014
IYANGBALI: Dis is Uniteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. #bringbackourfortress

So this babboon is also a man united fan? Please we do not need your ilks amongst us.
Politics / Re: Nairalander To Contest For State House Of Assembly Seat by squaddy(m): 6:47pm On Sep 14, 2014
Afghanistan: Chinoelects, all the very best but I'll tell you the truth...its not going to be easy.

If he can constantly hold down the fort and repel the onslaght of the baboons for years without breaking a sweat,then this will be a walk in the park for him.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Serious Minded Guy Needed For Arrange Marriage With My Niece in London by squaddy(m): 6:44pm On Sep 14, 2014
Tornadoz:

Your childish rant above is so meaningless I can hardly make any sense of it. If I was going to scam, wouldn't I register a new username for that? Would I reveal the link above of my buying a car through Nairaland? Does the person who sold above car to me not have my details.



I think its preposterous to think I live in the UK but decided to defraud people in Nigerian. You concluded this was a scam without asking any reasonable question to allay your fears. I know nairaland is full of kids who troll every topic making unsolicited remarks, you're emblematic of such people.

*Ignored* My message has been passed.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Serious Minded Guy Needed For Arrange Marriage With My Niece in London by squaddy(m): 11:10am On Sep 14, 2014
Without mixing words,this is a Scam.

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Politics / Re: In Ogun South West Nigeria, People Eat Live, & Trade In The Midst Of Dirt by squaddy(m): 5:23pm On Sep 13, 2014
I'm not surprised. There is a reason it is called the"South West"

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Politics / Re: Nairalander To Contest For State House Of Assembly Seat by squaddy(m): 2:31pm On Sep 13, 2014
GOC of the Biafran E-army. March on nwannem Anambra is solidly behind you. I for one as an indigene of your hometown assures you of my support and the support of every member of my family.

I'm sure the other side will breathe a huge sigh of relief knowing you won't be around to drop your usual E-tornadoes and E-atomic bombs on their deluded lives and trailer load of lies.

Udo diri gi nwannem

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Politics / Re: Black Scorpion, Adekunle, Dies At 78 by squaddy(m): 2:18pm On Sep 13, 2014
Hahahahahaha. Say hello to your otapiapia drinking Awo-ole-owo when you get to hell and please do tell him that the kids he starved and planned to impoverish are now the commercial backbone of his delusional one naijeriya.

Hahhaha..who says there is no God? I still dey laff grin
Nairaland / General / Re: General Benjamin Adekunle Is Dead by squaddy(m): 2:14pm On Sep 13, 2014
So the fool is dead?

Say hello to Awo-ole-owo when you get to hell
Family / Re: Nairaland End Of Year Party. by squaddy(m): 11:11pm On Sep 09, 2014
raphy: y r u thinking like this?if u keep thinking about violence ....u wl be afraid to go outside and have fun.so change ya thinking so you wont die violent death

Are you for real nigga? Back off okay that was just a joke..
Family / Re: Nairaland End Of Year Party. by squaddy(m): 10:00pm On Sep 09, 2014
E-Tribal lords will be gracing the occassion with guns and machetes for sure.

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Music/Radio / Re: Has Anyone Blew Without Record Label? by squaddy(m): 9:57pm On Sep 09, 2014
fubbyy: this doesn't answer the question

Do you need visual displays and illustrations
Family / Re: He Makes Love To Me In The Presence Of Our Grown-up Children by squaddy(m): 8:51pm On Sep 09, 2014
Hahahhahahahaahah

Ibadan scratched face cone head grin

What do you expect from a man who spent nothing to get a wife.

Little wonder why we value our ladies from across the niger.
Politics / Re: E X C L U S I V E: ARMY Shares Out Barracks Land To Generals, Others by squaddy(m): 8:43pm On Sep 09, 2014
When you lots get tired of sniffing the general's buttocks,you all can hug a transformer.

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Music/Radio / Re: Has Anyone Blew Without Record Label? by squaddy(m): 8:34pm On Sep 09, 2014
fubbyy: What's the possibility,is it possible at all? If yes, who and who has done it?

In the voice of badoo *i be one man mopol mi oni record label*

#TEAM PHYNO
Music/Radio / Re: Shoki, Shoke, Shoki! Nigerians Are A Mistake! by squaddy(m): 8:25pm On Sep 09, 2014
This supposed female is a guy and a very phoolish gaynain attention seeker

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Politics / Re: Military Commander Who Recaptured Damboa Transferred Out By Military Chiefs by squaddy(m): 10:41pm On Sep 08, 2014
Hahahahahaahah..incoherent piece of garbage.

It seems these idiatzz gets sleepless nights whenever ihejirika's name is mentioned.

How can any sane person who has his thinking cap on actually believe this rubbish allegation against ihejirika. Hatred and bigotry will not allow some phools to think properly.

Cry all you want nitwits,shoot yourselves in the head.

Bloody b.a.s.stardszzz.

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Phones / Re: Pls Help On Gps Issue by squaddy(m): 10:54pm On Sep 04, 2014
It could be that it is trying to locate the chibok girls undecided

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