Ada Nri1: The way I look at them when we approach any check point is just so plain venomous and I'm sure it irritates the life out of them. One couldn't contain it and he told my husband "Oga control this your madam eye o, e go use am put you for trouble"

I'm just tired of them collecting money they never earned!

Hahahhaahahahah...abeg control the eye o before them go make do of the threat one day

Gboliwe: While this may be funny, it is bad! The attitude of our police is a cancer in the growth of this country.

What a story! May God save us in this country. Upon all the increase in their salary plus freebies and many other things they enjoy, they wont still be responsible.

This is frontpage material.

It is really reprehensible I tell you...a lot of guys has gone down for things they know nothing about...heard a lot of stories about people innocent peeps being framed for crimes they know nothing about and I just had a front row seat of the action

debetmx:

If you are a corper and you no dey do yahoo, you shouldn't have giving them 5H. Anyway like they say all's well that ends well.

Gbam

debetmx: You bleep up. I would have giving them nothing

And they would have wasted your entire day there or even worse...no try prove law with naija police o

Boobs Nah...I'm an azz nigga...I'll always pick an ugly girl with a huge backside over a beauty pageant winning damsel with a small backside anytime,anyday....that is for sexual purposes only

Amelian:



Abi?.. Last year, on different occassions av bn offered opportunities 2 become an actress. I was interested and happy dat I will add Acting. 2 my career, I then decided 2 seek advise from one of my good frnds, a popular actor that see o, is it wise for me 2 join acting? Av bn recvn offers like crazy due 2 myfair looks and well, assets, and I feel dis is my next level o.. My guy looked @ me and. Said, wat? U! He. Called my name. 3 times, and he just shook his head and said lemme tell u.. U can't do wat omotola, geneinve, ini edo are doing.. I dey tell u.. U don't av d stamina or liver 2 do it , so forget story and focus on yur bizness with other responsible source of income.. I was like u , must tell me wetin dem dey do, wey I no fit do am.. Told me 3 things which I can't divulge here, but one of them is wat d op has just mentiond.. I fear nah.. Quickly I. Started. Rejecting any acting roles.. I no get d liver true true.. Lemme paddle my boat jejely till I get 2 my destination... ACtors and Actresses, I hail!... Million gbosas!

Errrmmmm...let's see those "assests"

Na wa for Nigerian police o..nothing wey man pikin no go see for naija...wetin remain na make dem dey arrest for looking

On my way to yewa south local government yesterday being the 6th of january for my monthly clearance,I experienced a very bizarre case of intimidation and intention to pin crime on an innocent young man(ME) by men of the nigerian police force

I had just walked past the police station at sango ota just before the ota bridge when two police officers walked up to me brandishing their I.D like I'm one high profile criminal. When I stopped to find out the reason why men of the nigerian police force will choose to stop me out of a traffic of passers by, one of them blurted out rightly the most silly question anybody should ask a guy my age. "We want to know what you do for a living" I looked around to see if anyone I know was playing some sort of trick on me and the other officer blared out "no be you him dey ask?" "I am a corp member returning for my monthly clearance" I answered. I went ahead to show them my NYSC I.D card with a frown on my face cuz I was under the impression that corp members are untouchable. Still under my misguided impression,I angrily said "please be fast cuz I have to return to lagos today"

"You be corper? Na your allowee u take dey wear gold necklace and expensive watch? Wetin u dey use laptop do?". So these jobless officers are looking for internet fraudsters(I thought to myself). "So oga anybody wey carry laptop na yahoo boy? Besides you want make we look like beggars?" At that point two other police officers has joined us and one of them said "I know this guy na..him na yahoo boy" looking at me straight in the eye he asked " abi I lie?" Thunder fire you was the response that crawled up to my throat but I had to swallow it to avoid the slaps and the possibility of these men pinning armed robbery on me so I remained silent and was just staring at them like a lost kid. "Bring your phone make I see" said the one who looks like their leader. I hesitated and thought about standing on my rights at this point cuz obviously these guys has infringed on too many of my God given right but then again I thought against that idea and handed over the phone to them since I have nothing to hide. They went straight to perusing through my browser,facebook,yahoo messenger and saw nothing to incriminate me with cuz at that point it was clear to me that they want to get anything at all with which they can extort cash from me. Then one of them asked me to sign into my email address and that was the last straw that broke the camel's back. Sarcastically I told him that he just caught me and that I recently scammed an american and all the evidence he needs is in my inbox. He looked at me surprisingly and said "you think say we dey play for here? Follow us to the station". At that point I couldn't care less about what they will do to me but I kept on saying "I be corper o!! I be corper o!!" Like I was singing the national anthem in the hope that any NYSC official around the scene would hear my S0S plea and come to my aid. We walked past the gate of the station then they stopped and asked for all the Identification cards in my wallet which I gave to them without hesitation. That was when they noticed my Anti-cult I.D card. Be it out of stupidity or blindness one of them said "so you dey cult when you dey school" Angrily I replied "oga na Anti-cult..I follow fight cultism during my school days...you can call the anti-cult director of Nnamdi azikiwe university to confirm this...I have an I.D signed by the state's commissioner of police". That was when the guy who appears to the the highest ranking officer amongst them smiled sheepishly and said " you for tell us na...na we we...oya give my boys something". I was relieved and angry at the same time but it is better I settle and leave cuz 'I no follow for police matter na 5k'. I reached for my wallet and gave them a 500 naira note with the 'thunder fire you' gaze and stormed out of the station

Nothing wey we no go see...police want make boys dey like beggars sha..this is arrant nonsense I must say and the height of lawlessness cuz as it seems, the police stations all over the country can now be equated to a market place. Please if there is anybody out there who can take up this case against those police officers I strongly recommend they do cuz this is clearly extortion. Now if they had found so much as a picture of eminem or any white male or female on my phone they would have arrested me for internet fraud and I would have paid Hundreds of thousands of naira for something I clearly know nothing about. God bless you all

*drops microphone*

Adaobi12: Why can't some people for once pretend to be breastfeed by a woman and not a goat. Smh! Uburu okuko.

U don't mean it!!!

ndi banyi biko unu ewe ni iwe maka etomu na mba so agama su nka na olu bekee

@igbo first son...seems like you are the crowned eze ndi igbo of nairaland...I suggest we organize a get together of some sort at least to enable us know each other facially since NL is a faceless forum and as well as drive in a longer dagger into the hearts of ndi ofenmanu so they can go and die of jealousy...my thoughts though...ndi banyi ke ife unu lo?

stinggy:
CLIENTS

Brother your head dey there...

Dey there dey bomb naija girls wey go finish ur bar when your mates dey bomb..................boys on the street,abeg fill in the blank space

TribalEAST: all an igbo man cares about is money at the expense of his language. When foreigners and nigerians watch those movies, they call them nigerian movies. Can such be said when they watch yoruba an hausa movies? Why do you think the other tribes on this thread voted for hausa and yoruba? Cos they promote their language in their movies 100%.

Keep making money/ego while your language goes into extinction cos i've seen countless threads on nairaland talking about igbo language going extinct.

And all you care about is sleeping with people's wives,sharing the same d.I.c.k/pu.uss.y with your mother/father,voodoo and waiting at the bus-stop to TUALE and BABA AGBA for the next well to do easterner that passes by so he can drop you some few bread crumbs...if the language no extinct, come extinct am...phucking westerner

gameboyo:

Bros,stop am!
We are south south,not south east

Who cares If una like make una be north west south...rubbish

Young po413:


you don`t mean

Yes I do mean it bro...why be the BF who spends all the cash and at the end of the silly relationship ends up heartbroken and in the worst case scenario also ends up financially wrecked as well when you can be the nigga by the side flirting with her and having a bite of the cherry for little or nothing and when she is ready to move on, your cash is still piling up in your bank account and you won't be heart broken...like I said, it works for me nigga...you will be amazed at the number of girls who wants a guy that does not care if she has a BF as long as he is getting the kitty kat to pound

jayrule: ... So, no one will read what I posted here... Pls read it, it about how a stupid Yoba scholar wrote that they are originated from Israel and the Igbos are Edomites with the Edos and Ijebus. He said that why God hates us so much. Just read more and share your Opinion on another thread. I don't know how to create a thread that why I posted it here.

I intentionally refuse to read it cuz my blood boils when I read such things coming from trolls that cannot measure up to men from the land of the rising sun...lit is a known fact that the yorubas and hausas are jealous of the igbos for their enterprising,turn-stone-to-bread mentality...they watch in awe as we do things they never though is possible...after all the post civil war antics to supress us, we are better off than they are and still on the ascendancy...so let him fool himself and his race of nitwits brother...happy sunday to you

It is what it is brothers and complaining about it won't solve anything...nobody likes spending recklessy even bill gates himself...once in a while guys may show off and squander huge sums of cash but believe me they don't like it...now since this mentality of the BF automatically becoming the parents of the girl(totally disregarding the amount of effort we put into satifying them sexually), my advice to you brothers is to be the nigga by the side having a bite of the cherry once in a while...I mean we all know that no matter the amount of love you show a lady she will always seek an extra d.I.c.k to experiment on...now allow them have their BF(since she is still going to cheat on you if you are the BF) and let him do all the spending while you be the nigga by the side who comes in as a substitute to score the winning goal for little or no charge...works for me

The foolish tribalistic MOD has removed my comment and allowed the rest of his/her frustrated hating kinsmen to spew shit here...I'm out

Asable: why do guys depend on der gf for sex why dont dey meet there mothers? guys abeg ans dat question then i will tell u y u need to take care of ur babes

You sound like a prostitute...no doubt you exchange sex for money...when next you are Hot, meet you father or your brother to screw you bitch

kandiikane:
Missy, is your hymen still intact or was it intact on your wedding night?

Good question

Christy G: any why are u ranting?u are so blind not to ave noticed that it was ur ibo brothers who started dis dumb thread,ranting about ibo occupying a yoruba throne when they ave absolute no idea about yoruba culture.park well joor

Really? Are you serious? Did your maths teacher tell you counting begins from 3?...read the first page and see how your tribalistic bigots brethren started spewing trash from the onset...if it hurts you that bad,Cry me a river ..

People from the land of the rising sun...I greet you all...so proud to be an nwa afo...I would have killed myself if at birth the first sight I see if an ugly tribal mark designed face calling me tunde, abayomi or hassan....afam bu emeka chizoba...ndi banyi ekelem unu ooo

Mayor_of_Lagos:

Calm down! Dike is not her surname, Dike is her married name; Adesida is her surname. I know you want to own Yorubaland and you are likely close to it if this proves true but until then, calm down.

We dont yet know who Dike is and if he is Ibo or not. Ibos answer Dike in Nigeria but so do foreigners outside Nigeria.

I am not biased on the truth of Dike being Ibo it just points to the carelessness of Yoruba in guarding their thrones against foreign invasion. Thats all!

Two words describe you perfectly...a FOOLISH FOOL

What is all the rantings for? Dike himself does not want the cursed throne neither does he want any of his seeds to sit on an mgbati mgbati kilo this kilo that throne so why all this stupid talk about wanting to dominate??..you guys are just silly as always

bennysucre:

me hurt? that'll be a total waste of emotions. agberos from my lineage? fair enough , much better than the lousy louts from ur end. ajokuta ma momi

Shouldn't be trading insults with a lost frustrasted soul like you...that is condescending below my league...*walks out*

bennysucre:


finally, they get to achieve something n they are still in shock like dis mumu. a welcome diversion from ur usual stock in trade, enjoy the moment.

Hahahahaha...you sound hurt nigga...do us all a favor please...kill yourself and save us all the trouble of having to deal with more agberos coming from your lineage