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Jmk9292:
Tradition and the stool is older than his billions...

Tell this to Ganduje

The authorities are on their own jeje, you just start blabbing

nicepoker101:
It's called sidewalk dance. A lot of people never knew the term.

You’re the real MVP!

Thanks. Checked it out & found it’s also ‘Sidewalk Shuffle’

Again, thanks.

Not so sure Egbeda qualifies for that list tho

Even Oyingbo, Agege, Apapa, Ijora is not on the list.

One NLer must know this...

There this awkward moment when you’re walking along a corridor and someone is coming directly opposite you. To avoid collision, you step to the right. To also avoid colliding with you, the person steps to one side too. Incidentally, to the right too.
To give way, you step to the left. Almost at the same time, he also innocently steps to the left.

You both get confused and both of you start going left and right in the attempt to give way.

What’s the English term for this? If you know, quote.

Lol! Really desperate...

Pls..

There this awkward moment when you’re walking along a corridor and someone is coming directly opposite you. To avoid collision, you step to the right. To also avoid colliding with you, the person steps to one side too. Incidentally, to the right too.
To give way, you step to the left. Almost at the same time, he also innocently steps to the left.

Then confusion sets in and both of you start going left and right

What’s the English term for it? If you know, quote.

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Update...

The above is known as ‘Sidewalk Dance’ or ‘Sidewalk Shuffle’

Thanks to nicepoker101

One way or another, they’d have to discourage such acts else people will start invading important sports matches worldwide.

Next, a stark naked woman will run into a FIFA World Cup final in the name of seeking attention for her upcoming hair cream

There this awkward moment when you’re walking along a corridor and someone is coming directly opposite you. To avoid collision, you step to the right. To also avoid colliding with you, the person steps to one side too. Incidentally, to the right too.
To give way, you step to the left. Almost at the same time, he also innocently steps to the left.

Then both of you start fooling yourselves by repeating it.

If you know the English term for it, quote.

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Nonsense final!

The worst yet

MJBOLT:

is it just me or is anybody else seeing a photo of a task force van

Lol. I think he should have uploaded the Lagos State Mobile Court instead

When an actor takes on a particular role for many years, in one way or another, the movie character affects the actor in real life.

That ending wasn’t fair to Jon Snow

momlove:


You surely are an oldmanchild to know the above muscicians of 80s.

*Falls off chair @ oldmanchild

You just made me laugh, oldwomanchild

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These guys are relatively easier to remember.

I expected to see names like:
Alex Zito
Alex O
Lt. Shotgun
Blackie
Daniel Wilson (Mr Raggamuffin)
Tina onwudiwe
Felix Liberty
Felix Duke
Oritz Wiliki

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They fvcked this guy up big time. What a pity!

The guy humble by force

Although I should confess that seeing the photos of his humble mum at the court broke me.. Eyah

monarch101:

back to the topic,if the head is rotten you know it affects the whole body.
you need to listen to people views outside this country,other leaders are complaining about our bad leadership.
I remembered when i met a Turkish in his home country,immediately i told him am a Nigeria,he was like what are you doing here.he said he studied Geography and Nigeria has a lot of potentials to become of the richest countries in the world sighting our mineral resource and fertile soil. My brother i was ashamed.hope you get my tiny point.




why do i have this feeling you are also feeding from the top

Feeding from the top? Nah... Far from it.

monarch101:

someone is really twisting my words here.Am sure you are going to make it big in LAW,why not give it a try

Lol! Thanks bro

I’m sure we ultimately want same thing. Corrupt people small & big brought to book.

monarch101:

I agree with you,when would they go after the bigger thieves,am sure you were aware when Oshiomole said join APC and your sins are forgiven
what about the civil servants,those immigration officers.Try securing a national passport and see how much those thieves would bill you


maybe the EFCC does not jurisdiction to those areas. let them go after the bigger thieves,use them as examples.

I also agree with you. But should ‘Small thief’ be let off because ‘Big thief’ has not been prosecuted?

But this is fraudulent. Grandma has intent to deceive young men

Seriously tho, they are not same person. One difference is in their upper lips. Look closely

tegrianonigltd:



Fix the country and see things turn around, places like America, when you get there, even without high school certificate you can see a job paying well you can save and even be building house in Nigeria if you work 2 to 3 jobs, that can’t happen in Nigeria, they pay unemployment wages in the western world even child suppprt if you have a baby and no job, South Africa do it, Nigeria government since 1960 failed Nigeria, if Nigeria was like the western world, who would do it, they need to fix the system right, if not they will jail them, they come out again and probably travel out and continue crime, there is no death penalty, highest jail is 2 years, they would continue after jail, it doesn’t stop it, beating a child doesn’t make him or her hear word, you have to know what the child is going through and talk with him, Nigeria is hell already, Business can’t survive, see that Caramelo in Abuja they destroyed, Government destroyed it, why, someone property, if that man enter street start to kidnap now, who we go blame, destroy a property worth 500m because of sentiment, government is our major problem, these hooligans at the helms of affairs.....

Even in the same US you talked about, considering such ‘perfect’ structures they have in place, there are a lot of fraud cases going on. But Americans do not justify the crimes, do they?

In Nigeria, people may have reasons why they do what they do, right or wrong... Don’t justify crime!

monarch101:

You are right,but look at it from this angle,why is nobody talking about Tinubu and his embezzlement in Lagos state,instead we still hail him, or is it that Ganduje that was caught on camera.
we just need total overhaul like the Rawlings did in Ghana,not just attacking the youths alone.






all of us we be fvcking hypocrite

I agree with you totally.

But what will happen when it’s Ganduje’s turn?
Should we also chant ‘Let him go’? because he is not the only one stealing?

Bro, I’m sure you’ve told a lie or two before. Does it make lying cool?

When you hear things like this, it almost sounds true but no, it’s not true...

You wonder: how many Yahoo boys channel the proceeds to alleviate harsh living conditions?

Yeah, I know. They also pay hotels 20k a night & live in hotels 6 months straight

Oh I forgot, they drive entertainment and auto industry & help night clubs generate revenue by buying Hennessy

Legit people do all these over & over again. In my opinion, Yahoo boys help inflation

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Before you quote me

Ask yourself: Should the whole country turn blind eye to an evil that will consume all of us eventually because ‘our politicians are the problem’?
We as a people are the problem. Politicians are part of us. Politicians are a reflection of a people.

And before you start with your blackmailing ‘hypocrisy’ lectures, I ask you:
Because a father once stole pencil in primary school, should he turn blind eye when his son brings home pencil that is not his? And in fact, support & glorify him?
Just so he won’t be called a hypocrite?

Yahoo-yahoo supporters should stop blackmailing people into silence!

What is bad, is bad.

Glorifying it because the country is a shthole is a new low.

People may have reasons for their actions, right or wrong. But I am against justifying Yahoo-Yahoo.

Don’t justify crime.

There should be a ban on security officers brandishing military items to show they are officers on their vehicles.

Some will put army face caps on their dashboards, other will put horse whips, and some will brandish military-type belts on their dashboards.

That alone is very intimidating. LASTMA & other paramilitary are scared to sanction the ones still in service when they err on the road

Media should stop giving attention to suicide deaths.

They should focus more on the depressed who are still alive and those that overcame it.

I feel sorry for him tho

But... As a people, we have to collectively frown at the brazen way people glorify crime.

Next will be those ones showing off cultism.
FSARS should start gearing up to that

SARS should be to cultists what EFCC is to yahoo-boys

There must be ‘brain-reset’ among the youth.

And pls start with Owerri & Port Harcourt