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For a thousand quid,I'd gv him directions to where ever hez headed

On a radio phone-in program, there was this guy who presented his problem thus;
Caller: There's this girl I've known for about 10 months now whom I really really like. I've sent her flowers, called her as many times as possible in a day, everyday, told her sweet things most of it how I felt about her which was entirely true, tried everything to make her give me some attention but she just ignored me. I've moved on since then, though still single.Then about 4 months ago, I got a new job, bought a car and moved into a new apartment (my own apartment). I guess she got word of this becauseright now she wouldn't let me rest. She's filling my box with mails, my phone with sms messages and calls me like her father owns the network.Please advice me as I don't know what to do.

This was the radio presenter's reply. 

Presenter: This is what you should do; when you get home on a Friday night, call her up to let her know you'll be coming to her place. Then you rest a while. When you feel you've had enough rest then take a bath. Put on some neat clothes. Get a bottle of your best perfume. Then drive over to her place. When you see her, pull her close and give her a very warm embrace. Softly whisper in her ears "Na God go punish you!" Then you take your leave.

@xynrise:
Calling Yoruba dirty is way beyond u. and your replies shows ur personality which implies you need more education to mingle with people on a forum.

My best game of all time, Mortal Kombat.don't hiss. I just love that piece and I stil knw d moves like John 3:16

go to any NOKIA centre joo. i still bought one yesterday. its only 1k

finf of ' Deregaga'

u comparing ma girl wt beyonce?? CAIRA anytm

way to stardom gat diff routes. some dont finaly get dre. SHAME

if she like Jesse jags, dont just sing it for her. the two of u cld do the song 2geda. bt know ur lines wella. Then after so much fun where ever?? wait for the right time and ejaculate the right words to her face. the timing gotta be right pappi.

Imagine an athlete who @ d finish line stretches his head forward just to beat d others in d same range.hez given d prize despite d fact that twas only the head that made d finish line first. So to me, once the head is out and d baby's taken d first breath, pikin don born be that! Naija and all dre assessment!

I see dis as pure bif. Go get urs and join d family of BBpin ownerz

Somebody gotta know what dis assessment is about cos d mail aint no joke oo.some shld pls advice

I have witnessed dre brutality once too many times. One slept in front of my car and asked to be photographed posing that I hit him because I won't open my door. they ended up vandalisind all the door handles and left me to pay for repairs. Another wanted to drop his gun in my car and run out.so anoda can come and search me. I have seen where d police in Eleweran Abk told a hardened criminal to identify an innocent boy because his father won't cooperate. Its just too much. I guess we NL's should try and get dre names,station and no posted here. Terrible

u ought not to be sacked alone, u shld be punished legally sef. the Nigerian law doesn't permit such act. abi where u dey when house dey prohibit such act and making it a punishable offence.

Please y'all should use the word correctly. its de-flower not dis-virgin!!!

naaaah. photshop don try

Me? i served in Hell fire now, , well what can i say?? from my area to hell fire was 30 naira bike and 10 for bus.
what else would u say if u serve in a remote area of Yobe state? . i rem we consoled ourselves by calling YOBE "Year Of Beautiful Experience"

yellow joke by a yellow

So please, what is the truth?