₦airaland Forum

Money is directly proportional to a good life which is directly proportional to beauty, All these oda girls on our streets looking like Mutant Chimpanzees with beards, broad shoulders and moustaches is simply because of non ending hardship and abject poverty.

Ghostofspata:
No they are not. These recruitment is for 2016 n we hoping they will finish it dis year, basically we have bn waiting for since den. Bh u can try prison, immigration, fire service, n civil defence if she interested.

Thank you, I appreciate

Please NLnders, If there's a Job vacancy currently open within ph kindly drop the link. Thanks

Plz is DPR Recruiting presently? If yes kindly drop the link, I intend applying for my 2 big sis, They've toiled so much for a job years after graduating

[quote author=sexyanyabubakar post=67975357][/quote]The youths even are confused, if u make reference to America and UK they will say "this is Nigeria o! This is not Abroad, leave those white people" plus Rubbish Tribal sentiments combined with Religion and High grade illiteracy amongst so called Degree holders. U know somehow our rulers are wise indeed, They've perfectly maimed us with all the shenanigans, I must say they are gods with their plan on controlling over 200million Fools. We can't do anything, that is the truth, we can't even die for the coming generation to have a home and a future, we don't even know what Is future or home.

Dear if that is u on your DP, damn!! U need harvesting ASAP

malificent:
Not today Satan

Confam! Go treat your head, u got serious psycho issues

So despite the constant 36million naira monthly, plus pension from previous Positions, They still demand bribe and u say nothing is wrong with the BLack man!

yeyerolling:
May God punish those who gave us independence

I swear, how can they give independence to Animals?? God and devil join hand punish them

If this is actually true, On A serious Note, girls can be really foolish, In this Abject poverty country someone Wil just buy SUV for u while still a Student o! and u will collect and be shouting assurance, Fear will not catch u, Your Conscience will just go blind, U want to flaunt on your friends, U don't know it is your flesh & Spirit u are trading so

malificent:
Alex I really like you. I like that you wear stuff you're comfortable in. I like that you don't push or force yourself to go out of your way to impress with your looks. You still look breathtaking when you need to.

Go girl!

She No dey Nairaland madam. Do u have psycho issues?

What kinda rubbish is this?? I don't even know what to say. Hopefully they recover completely.


But girls abi Women know who u are getting married to na, just look at this beast. Don't say desperation or Money got u Into the marriage plz

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zlantanfan:
If this makes another frontpage i guess it confirms the suspision that every sunday there is a delibrate attempt to push at least a string of derogatory ordnances that redicules christianity.



The agenda is to push christianity mixed secularism so much that you wouldnt tell the decency that ought to accompany a religious section no thanks to an open system that allows every d1ck and harry, atheists, demonic agents to do as they wish without the least permeable membrane to sieve miscrants



The forum cartels should also grant everyone equal access to the headslammers section, i do know atheists would want to comment and create memes on that section too

Shattap!! Just because Mouth is freely given doesn't mean u should talk rubbish

Damn! Like I always say, Imagine Nigeria 15 years from now, The sad thing is Blacks will suffer on Earth and After Earth, our Evil is too much.

Rip to the dead.

But u know The bible says "He who kills by the sword, dies by the sword. @bolded Didn't specify killing Humans or Animals

NIGHTMARE0O7:
Pls let's stop celebrating mediocrity its getting annoying..
This falz copy-copy don too much.
Thats how he copied Drake's "WORST BEHAVIOR" track too and also kanye west Track.
Must our musicians always do attache by force to foreign musicians ?

But being Nigerian alone is A full blown MEDIOCRITY, Since we can't bring anything meaningful to the table plz let's just copy, at least Some of us can copy good not to Contaminate even the original join. And that's just a parody man, check up "Parody" on Google

CodeTemplar:
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Hang on, Perhaps too much for you to understand. Check that comment again

CodeTemplar:
Guess work. Typical of mentally lazy people.

Better Lazy than foolish, As human if you can't simply be conscious of your immediate ecosystem and can't identify the ills surrounding u while u still claim to retain the Homo sapien level of reasoning; You not only Foolish but Useless

Politicians Lifestyle, enjoyment Day In Day out all through the year, No wonder we have over 80 political parties and counting

This is the real thing, this is Our Tradition. Men should propose with Goats and foul, Cows should be on demand. It is right to do if u intend marrying a Nigerian Girl. For my Oyinbo butter, I'll propose with a yacht God help me

SouthEastFacts:
Enclose the words you wanted to cancel with the code [/s] [s]

NOTE: Reverse the code, [s] should come first. I did that intentionally

thanks bro. So much rubbish to cancel out in Nairaland

CodeTemplar:
Raise relevant points and stop showing your wisdom level.

The moment u start a debate with an outright fool u begin to give him the attention he craves and u start an argument on a Foolish premise which would likely Infect your rational reasoning and like I said, foolishness is Toxic, So please depart from such Quagmire. I mean who needs to be told Churches and church owned schools in Nigeria are all in for the Money?? Is that smth to debate on actually??!

PapalsBull:
Fixed

please tell me how u ruled out those last words? I don't know how to do that thing

Nukilia:
A time will come in Nigeria when our children will ask us if these politicians really existed in the history of Nigeria.... Then we'll gladly tell them that they did existed because of our gullibility and greed of the impoverished masses...

they will not ask us with mouth, they will tie us up and whip us mercilessly for letting these men steal their future and making the world a mess for them

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Pinkiedearie:
..Hello every mummy, daddy, uncle, aunty, brother and sister!
Today is our children's day
So tell us what your kids favourite colour is.?
Our little baby at home loves pink just like me..hehehehehe..

Now tell us yours.. ....

OP go to Dollar land forum and ask them American Folks, This is Nairaland forum for Nigerians particularly in Nigeria and in Nigeria our kids are too Too hungry and sick to think about having Favorite Colors

HigherEd:
You ask why churches build universities? That I'm sorry to say is very funny. The churches build universities to be able to pass the Christian ordinance into a youthful population. Having the opportunity to teach students the ways of God under the platform of secular education is too great an opportunity to pass by. To correct ills of the society by taking folks at their formative stage and serving as an incubation for their developments into morally equipped individuals with reverence and knowledge of God.

Now churches have been building universities even before the person who named Nigeria was born and even preceded the US government and European nations to establish them. The Harvard's, Yale, Notre dame, yonsei would never have existed without the church.



As per industry the church has no mandate in it. Why should the church build industries? To create wealth - it is not the role of the church to create wealth, To provide jobs - It is not the role of the church to provide jobs. Unlike Universities, industries don't serve any relevance to the mandate of the church or her gospel. Let Kings remain kings and priest remain priest.

The church continues to have a mandate in creating schools(especially primary and secondary), Orphanages, Rehabs and Hospitals. Skill acquisitions for members is ok, building income generating companies is taking it too far.



No church university in Nigeria today is for profit making. The most expensive one, Babcock is subsidized by 2% of her total budget by the adventist church. Apostolic church gives Crawford 350 million subsidy every year, CU gets above 2 billion grants from winners every year. Landmark has gotten 6 billion in the past few years(I can go on!)



Are Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Yonsei, Notre dame affordable to the poor? Shouldn't they have been created(by the church) because the poor couldn't afford them? Do you even know the purpose of creating universities. You think it is to share admission for people.


Mockery? You sir are beginning to spout nonsense. The church universities which have run uninterrupted academic calendars, housed students like actual human beings, provided amenities the govt can't provide are suddenly the ones who are making a mockery of education. To take it further you are quite confused also. You just accused the church of profit mongering after slandering them for not investing in industries which are huge money spinners. It is safe to assume you would end up accusing the church of anything your imagination can create if they actually go into building industries.

So u can dedicate time this much to Express your High grade Ignorance? Foolishness is Toxic, in as much as u are foolish and u have every right to be, plz keep it to yourself and your wrinkled herniated ballz, don't bring it here on Nairaland

FortifiedCity:


It's official...Nigeria is a zoo and 70 percent of her inhabitants are animals

correction 95%

On a serious note, STOP WANKING!

See fresh hand like Them use Honey and butter make am

papiforreal:
I tell you bro. The population of Arabs in Canada is quite alarming. I have worked with many Canadian on Upwork and was surprised to know that they are all of Arab extraction

bro plz I need to come to Canada but I dont have enough money. Help a brother

Money is just so good, you'll just be talking anyhow and acting anyhow

pedrilo:
Naija has shown me too many graphic images to the point that I no longer hav goosebumps seeing such inages.
Rip to the dead.

That is what happens to humans within a period of time. Something called Cerebral Atrophy, We just feel all these Shenanigans and Anomalies in Nigeria is not our business cause it doesn't affect all of us directly but the truth is it does, all this rubbish in this country compromises our sense of reasoning and actually affects the organic structure of the brain. See most Arabs, they've seen so much beheadings and lost so much loved ones that most of them don't know how to be humans anymore. Been in Nigeria and retaining a good sense of reasoning is a miracle.