₦airaland Forum

iamsammie:
So I've had this very good friend of mine and things got to a point I decided I wanted more and I asked my friend out. She then tells me that she is not looking for a relationship.
I was cool about it but we remained friends.

Recently, she jokingly said we should get together and start planning our future, and I was like don't make jokes like that if you ain't serious about it. Then she comes out and says she's serious about us.

So I'm thinking maybe she just released me from the friendzone prison and now I can have the girl of my dreams.

Who else thinks I'm the luckiest guy alive to have escaped friendzone prison?

girls been thinking their Nunu controls how the earth revolves around the sun, well Op whether u marry or not as soon as u explore that Oil well, You will have your revenge with them Side chicks

And yet all these things don't bother the Young Nigerian Population, What matters to those politically sponsored Cum Filled brains is "GET YOUR PVC" , y'all should be ready to boil and fry that pvc for dinner because despite this hunger we have now, smth worse is coming

If Nature like, Make fire fall inside our houses, let the sun come down, let the clouds fall as long as it is Nigeria, People must Faaji Naija 4 life

Natural face with Artificial hair, what is she trying to say? And please mods, no more pictures of women above 35 with exception of Afrocandy only, data is expensive in this part of the world

2018 and u still trust girls?? well village people have already built permanent site on your destiny. Your balls will shrink when u see pics of her drooling on another man's hairy ballz while ure occupied chatting her toasters

Ahh Ahn! Despite all the Otedola for the money, this girl wants to Occupy this foundation scam too who created Nigerians sef? Somebody tell her to leave that thing and allow us the Hustlers to benefit from such

boiz2men:
I concur but you know govt jobs ain't too easy sha.


Doctors always have a job in the private setup.

The beauty of the medical industry

Bro that gov job is smth else. But I guess the bill PMB signed recently on Residency should address that. Kinda hard understanding our k-leg government

BruncleZuma:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.slashgear.com/xperia-xz3-to-debut-end-of-august-with-48mp-camera-30539460/amp/

hmm cool, but the Z3 is ugly frankly speaking. Hopefully they pay attention to their design language in the nearest future

Thank God I'm a medical Doctor, we don't have to go through all these Interview Quagmire and Shenanigans

Hubbies are buying IPhone, yours is buying Chinco phones. Woman get back to the drawing board(Oda room) and correct your mistakes or adopt a new strategy. Hint: Monkey style has been invincible since the beginning of time

V

Sony too bad, but Not surprised they'll end up selling this to IPhones and Samsung while their own Sony phones will feature less quality camera sensors. Perhaps it's business but I don't completely understand that strategy

TTC

Ha! So they have the capacity to predict which sides can be crisis ridden or peaceful in this Nigeria??. Surely they never cared and will never care. To the so called Erudites(Graduates).....,Plz someone tell me From where do u start to Convince an adult high on #19,800 every month?

wirinet:
When we advocate for legalising and regulating abortion, religious hypocrites come for our necks (and soul). This type of cruel murder of newborns is more common that we wish to acknowledge.

You cannot force a woman to keep and care for a baby she definitely does not want.

Hypocrites indeed. Damn! I'm a Man with balls but I'm so scared living in Nigeria, petrified even. 9 out of 10 people u see on the streets everyday are high Functioning Psychopaths

Mind u there are many more like her in this Decayed country. Naija 4 life

IsaacPublisher:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU08dTYOUPg

plz what happened here?

Damn! She looks like a whole huge snack. Ladies please if u wanna be fat, be fat like this, we will not complain. Damn Curved out edges

Just chill a lil bit, This is Vietnam!! And that is a strictly pedestrian Bridge I suppose.

BruncleZuma:
It should even have its own ribcage

more like balls cage

BruncleZuma:
It should even have its own ribcage

I swear

Nigerians and Bleep Bleep is like 5&6. Explains why we're the most populated black country in the world

BruncleZuma:
and it wasn't once

Wonder why the creator would allow such a painful part be so vulnerable, balls should be on the inside of the torso

BruncleZuma:
Balls bro, balls.

Damn! I thought so just wanted to confirm. I could feel the pain sef

BruncleZuma:
Knotted rope...

my question is where exactly did he flog him?

BruncleZuma:
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UnacceptableSecondhandAdmiralbutterfly-size_restricted.gif

The punishment should start easy like the image above and progress to something interesting like stretching on a rack.

was that a whip to his balls? Damn looks so painful to cry even

Just Marry A white girl and forget all these Black Related Shenanigans. Thank me later

TTC

This plan must bend somehow somehow, Nigeria the land where everything goes south una no fit fool us again, No hope here

Apc and Pdp fanatics, THIS SPACE IS FOR SALE

Naked truth, as a matter of fact, Money is very important to sustain Life.

I don't know why my father never Kept saying to me "Son get Money". Guys just get money, 10 girls will be glad to be called your girls and more applying. Just see how Chioma is happily following Davido knowing fully well that Davido has knacked girls and dumped and she would definitely face the same but she doesn't care, I bet she is sucking his balls even. Money is Imperative