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1:59pm....hot sun going down in uyo

ya,oo i can see GEJ between the sun and the earth

1;36pm:nwaniba road ,uyo: weather :blazing hot,temp98deg

Nigerian scientists!!!!hmmmmmmm

1:19pm:so so hot here in useh offot,uyo.seems after the sun comes the eclipse

1;10pm in uyo nothing happening

When I was much younger,we usually sang 'lekeleke give me white fingers'.but personally I didn't receive it nor any of my playmates.Don't know whether any one out there received or saw someone who did so.Just remimiscensing.

de background looks like ancient roman empire
she will be found.

U have to react to nature at times

nerodenero: True talk

U are concurring wrong grammer

Make dem de drink,dem dey rememba dier liver?when one resultant disease comes up ,then we will be urged on to help pay to save a soul

Keshi shd have invited enyeama,and on matchday rest him,and chk out ejide and agbim.this would have stopped all dis storm raised now.in all that competition ,i didnt see a point when enyeama put afoot wrong.martins and taiwo dat he shd call to test their drive and form in this freindly ,he didnt.dont know what heavy bulky srikers will do 4 him.

Mohammed gambo

Travelling from lagos to uyo,will update on happenings when i reach de affected states

Is kbc showing de game?

Uniuyo is quite free and fair as concerns admissions.just make sure u get a reasonable score in jamb and pume cos an average of the 2 is always taken

Pls does the university offer engineering courses?

When i was in pry 1,we were using de reader 'edet lives in calabar' and in that reader around page 13,there is a page where about 12 clocks showing different times are drawn.so on this fateful day,our aunty decided to ask each person to tell de time from any clock she may chose from dere.i was de pupil dat usually took first and always sat at de last bennch with my closest freind who was also a good pupil.aunty started beating pupils from de front row and she was noted for her no nonsense beating,unfortunately i didnt no haw to read time at dat time,and i started begging my close friend who appeared to be de only one who knew,he just brushed aside my plea,thinking i was forming.when almost 29 pupils had been seriously beaten up with blood flowing,i had already braced up 4 de worst when suddenly i heard our aunty approach my desk and sy'u ,i dont even need to ask u,u alredy know it'.i couldnt blive i heard well.nect i started fearing cos she may call me out to do correction which never happened.

all of u defending mr.shem,its clear u havent gone out looking 4 a job in dis country.u will be shocked dat same people like mr. Shem will be de ones asking you all sort of questions including of course,'what is de website of dis or dat'.clearly he has no reason for not knowing such a thing which is equivalent to de name of his organization.and 4 dose of u talking about appearing on live tv before,mr.shem clearly didnt look shaky to me cos he was even shouting down de interviewers with words like 'waiteee' which i think he means 'wait'.dis whole case is a matter of incompetent people being employed because they are handpicked or know someone.same clearly goes for our president and his wife .

buchai: Apart from Rooney and Fergie, pls someone let me know the other guys?

[color=#006600][/color] howard webb and de gea

Mine was i pry 1 or so .at that time we were using the english text 'edet lives in calabar'.i was the best pupil in class and always sat at the extreme.our classteacher was a grey haired no nonsense 'old skool' teacher who beats like mad.on this fateful day ,she was dealing on a page in the english text that was full of clocks,and for one reason or the oder at that time i did not know how to tell the time on clocks and here she was starting to flog those at the front and if you are flogged by this aunty you stay flogged.she didnt mind if u were her child or how brilliant u are.i kept telling my friend sitting close to me that i didnt know how to tell the time from the clocks but he wouldnt beleive me.Aunty at this point had already finished bloodying about 29 oder pupils when she now came up to my seat,mehn hot poo don almost escape my nyansh finish when suddenly i heard 'someone like u sef ,no need to ask u,u alredy know it'. Ol boi i no beleive my ears.Then i come dey pray make she no sey make i go do correction for board cos surely i 4 fall my hands ,fall her own join .jeez !na God save me dat day.pry sch fingz!

In my primary sch,we codenamed our pry 4 teacher 'God who made the earth' cos every morning he conducted devotion he always loved that song no20 from the church hymynary.in my university,anoda man who teaches thermodynamics was nicknamed 'adiaba' cos he dwelt much on adiabatic processes.

Enyeama scores 3 freekicks and three penalties to win highest goalscorer