oluphemmxzy:
I have 5weeks foreign muscovy duck for sale in ibadan... Interested buyer pls drop a message below thenn i will reply asap

I am interested

eeithis:
Nairalanders you know how sometimes you can't stop thinking about sex? Yeah, that's me right now. My libido is super high, and it's driving me crazy!

Even though I don't have a girlfriend, my mind is always racing with thoughts of sex. It's like my brain is constantly bothering me, saying "Hey, let's think about sex!" And honestly, it's getting really distracting.

I try to focus on work, school, or just chillin' with friends, but my mind keeps wandering back to sex . It's like my body is screaming for attention, but I don't know what to do!

If you are in Ondo Owo you can recommend to prostitute quarters...I need to quench my hunger!!

So, I'm turning to you guys for help. Have you ever experienced this? How did you deal with it? Share your stories and advice in the comments below!

Good morning.

Firstly, it's perfectly okay.


Secondly, don't do money for sex just yet


What you need is a a thorough and an extensive sex session that will totally drain you. It's better to get such from an ordinary lady who is into sex,than from a paid woman!

tiswell:
You would fight him?

Lol. See question oh?


I will walk away!

As an Altar Boy I was once asked to kneel down to be flogged.
I was racking my head to understand why I would be flogged for a free service I was rendering. I offered to walk away.



In another organisation I was once told to run inside and go and kneel down for coming late

I was like 13years old oh. I just told my kid sister biko let's bounce and we went back home oh
The next time presido accosted me, I warn am straight. He threatened to slap me and I told him dem no born him papa well!

Enskynelson:

The kids have learned but we the adults find it hard to find any good reason to learn it.

No time na
Should I leave work and go and be cramming it?

Enskynelson:
You are at an interview for this HUGE JOB. The only thing you are asked to do is sing the new national anthem. Will you succeed in the interview?

I will call my four years old daughter abeg

Ayemileto:
I'm a first time maize farmer, and my maize farm is finally ready for Harvesting. Someone brought in some market women to harvest and buy today.

The rate at which this women purchased is so ridiculous that if I continue selling like this, I won't make what I spent on the project back, not to talk of profit.

It was actually painful because I didn't discuss price with them before they started harvesting, as I assumed the person who brought them already did the discussion, only for this women to come up with a ridiculous rate after harvesting. They claim there's now excess maize in the market.

Another buyer someone called for me offer even worse prices.

It appears they have a maize seller association, where they fix their buying prices.

I'm currently considering harvesting and taking to the market myself, because I'm sure I should be able to sell at X2 of their buying prices (their buying prices is currently between 40 - 55 Naira per Maize on Average, and I think I should be able to sell at 100 - 120 Naira per Maize at the market)

I can't leave the maize to dry because of the rate of rainfall we're currently experiencing.

Any Clue from experienced farmers?

If you are in a good town

Whole not set up corn roasting hubs na

Five spots can finish Ur maize farm

Mrdellychy:


At the bolded, that's not correct except you are constructing many super-highway in-between yours heaps.

I laughed sooooooo loudly at your intelligent sarcasm



Hahahahahaha


Even one plot of 100 by 100 alone will give that much heap he quoted.


Lol.


Weldone man,I see that you are a real farmer

lexy2014:


Off point. You have not answered the question.

how much sex does mark Zuckerberg, warren buffet and Carl Icahn have?

Lol

lexy2014:


That's not what I asked you

how much sex does mark Zuckerberg, warren buffet and Carl Icahn have?

You that if you see one small room to yourself, small I better pass my nebor generator and 12,000 naira monthly



You go scatter women like used indomie nylon on your house. You come here dey ask me how many women can bill gate have?

lexy2014:


That's not what I asked you

how much sex does mark Zuckerberg, warren buffet and Carl Icahn have?

Prof sir,
You should know better!

lexy2014:


So how much sex does mark Zuckerberg, warren buffet and Carl Icahn have?

Lol.
You have no idea


Lol. The more money a man have,the more sex he can get and the more adventurous he becomes.

KnowAll:
They are not producing anything, neither are they exporting huge vital assets like us yet within 8 years Kageme has turned it around. Look at Kenyan they are running their country just like us, Ghana, and so many African countries.

I came to the conclusion that it is because running the country is a one man show, so by so doing the cost of Governance is on the very low side thereby realising funds for critical infrastructure which culminates in what we have today in Rwanda.

And once you have attained a certain level of infrastructure stability, and attain some rule of law not the way we know it but in a Rwandan way, where the Governed complies and the Government delivers then a wonderful social contract has been established.

This can only be the reasons why they are doing so well. Cost of Governance is at the lowest ebb. Well in that case am I proposing one man to rule us for ever, know, I think going by democratic tendencies, the closest we can copy is following the foot steps of late Magafuli of Tanzanian.

He never travelled out of his country, he embarked on huge projects like what the US did during the Great Depression and today Tanzanian is on a high trajectory.

Tinubu’s policy of huge Public works Sokoto- Badagry expressway and Lagos - Calabar expressway. This are huge projects that would jump start the economy.

Guys what do you think 🤔

Your last penultimate paragraph was nonsense oh



This Nigerian economy wouldn't turn around with capital intensive projects oh. Roads keh



Fuel needs to fall
Electricity
Steel
Reduce cost of governance
Security


Eheeeen

immortalcrown:
None is my favourite because the quality of a wedding does not amount to the quality of the union. I sincerely wish them well but I am not interested in how the weddings were organised.

But Bliss's own went more viral, despite not being as rich as Davido's own.

Moses bliss wedding had the touch of a fairy tale love and romance. It had all the girls saying awwwwwwwn


Me too oh go find love oh.



But don't go comparing naaa

ubest1:
Two great Nigerian wedded this year, both weddings were colourful and display of culture, class and wealth between Moses Bliss vs Davido wedding which is ur favorite considering organization, vibe, trend, display and follwership etc.

Note; just for fun no hatred, tribal or religious sentiment.

It's an unfair comparison to Moses bliss.


Haba


Very unfair?
Who is moses bliss? Person whey na the girl story bring am out of!



You are comparing him to davido?

You should compare the wedding of moses to an average rich person in Nigeria and not O.B.O



Habaaaa

playboy99:
MTN 5G for sale with complete accessories used 40k

Lagos

08089425872(Whatsapp only)

Still available

AbiodunFGen:
I can make fuelless for anyone who need it i base in kogi state 09051127829 07013255501 i can work in any state in nigeria

Are you still available for this job?

SolidGains2:


Hmmm...i tried putting one together but ran into a wall when it comes to recharging the battery to return the amount of power necessary to maintaining the running of the DC motor.
I'm working on how to achieve a more powerful system of recharging the battery.

How far did you go with it

waleco2008:
With 20 mAh panel
Fan . Bulb ,light
Price
90k

08022219777

Is this still available

Exceptional300:
There’s this girl I have been dating for a couple of months now, we are planning on settling down soon. She was diagnosed with PCOS couple of years ago before I met her, had a surgery and one of her ovaries were removed. Though she still ovulates and sees her period, I am kind of worried if there will be any issues in the future.
My parents doesn’t know about her surgery yet. Should I tell them about it?

Lol. She didn't likely have pcos. She had an ectopic pregnancy.


This is me just being non-medical and naughty


Get her pregnant before marrying her if you are worried.

epainos:

Read what you wrote. So, your friend who outsold himself is wise or stupid? That's when you don't plan.

Stop this rubbish... and plan well.

Tel me how local birds raising is a business? From what I know, 99.9% who raise it eat 90% of their birds themselves. They are mostly in villages.

A business you can not easily scale up...lol. Have you learned about scalability in business? This is a priority for modern businesses. If you want to get a business visa to these super world power nations, your business must be able to scale up easily. You have to show them the plan how to scale up.

Perhaps you need an adviser to help you with a good business plan. Most of you see it as a waste, and in the end, you mess up. Still, you don't learn. Perfection is not what I preach...so don't twist it. I am only saying...show me that this thing is profitable, but you can't. And ya ya ya ya ya....it is profitable...it is profitable...show me na...you can't...Next...you plan too much. Are you damn serious now? Nope, I won't be a failure ....I won't follow blindly.

That's how they promoted f3 f4 ft noilers...I will make eggs from my noiler...I will use kerosene automatic incubator...lol...rubbish!!!! Go check all the threads....they were all crushed. Should I start posting failed threads here?

Just cos it is cheap or free does not mean it is worth doing. Again, I am not saying local birds aren't OK... but hey...na waooo.

I produce quails... but it is for personal consumption. I don't come here to promote it as a source of income because it is not in Nigeria. But the eggs and meat are ok. It even has a better feed conversion than turkey... but Nigerians won't still buy it. But it is good for personal consumption. I know it is not worth promoting it, so I don't.

If you don't plan well, you have successfully planned to fail. Period.

Abeg tell me about the quail ojarey

epainos:

Local fowls for personal consumption is OK... but kindly show me one person who has made enough reliable income from raising them? And let us know the additional income such can give.

Have you ever heard of breakeven analysis in business? Have you ever heard of profit and loss ratio to know which lines to discontinue?

When you understand broiler production, it isn't stressful. The problem with most farmers is that they don't want to spend at all, but they want to make big money. Period. Learn the optimal condition to raise them, give it to them, and they will do excellently well. People who complain they are stressful just don't want to learn or don't want to spend.

At the end of the day, it's all about how we view life. If you can spend and even waste time in order not to spend money, then, good for you. Responsible people compare time and money. Time is money.

I am not saying people should not rear local chickens, but I am asking them to come forward and show us that they have made something reasonable out of it after 1 year or 2 years of production. Go check them out... They make may be N150k or even less in 2 years. And they treat it as their main business. No wonder they keep struggling financially.

For the purpose of health, it is perfect. I can do it for such too.

So, diversify with sense bro because diversification can also shatter you.

Lol. You think and plan too much bro


Sometimes, perfectionism is a wahala.



Get those local chickens and enter business. Learn along the line.
Local chicken is still in business today because someone is making profit.

I have a friend that ventured into this business and his business failed because somebody bought out his entire stock. Meaning that he sells,sell,sell and outsold his main parents.


So yeah,the market is available.


Enjoy bro

epainos:

540 chickens at N5,000 will give 2.7 million naira for a year. Hmmm! We haven't removed the cost of production because there will definitely be. And you say this can compete with broilers? Are you serious now?

Well the new minimum proposed wage is N62k per month, so, it can be something. It really can make one earn like an upper working class.

Lesson learned here is that civil servants are just underpaid and they are slaves. Lol.

You can't compare this to broilers when one has the market and gets it right. It is possible to make over N2,000 profit per broiler. Now imagine one has a market for 1000 birds every week which is possible. That's 2 million naira profit per month. The issue is that most farmers here cannot do it because they are just starting. I know farmers who are still doing it. And let's say it even 500 birds one does every month, that's still something.

No matter how you see it, broilers are for meat production, but one must have the source of managing the business. Poverty is the reason NL farmers want to make people think local chickens are good to go with.

Yes, it will give some profit...I know...but let us be serious about it. That's a trap to keep one in the same spot financially. There is no growth innthe business template.

For sure, it is a temporary way out in this present economy for most people. Well.... maybe people doing it now are smart after all. Hmmm!

Lol. It's diversification bro.

Ever heard of multiple portfolios in business.
In your farm,broilers may be the cash cows, but local fowls would be an additional source of income.

Besides, locals are less stressful than broilers

stanvesco:


Scabiestop cream prn x 2/52
Tabs terbinafine 500mg b.d x 2/52
Apple cider vinegar to be soaking your foot or if you don't have the funds,get Epsom salt solution and use to soak your feet for two weeks.
Also you can add tabs vitamin c



In all, if it clears be kind to come.back and say thank you

Do Random blood sugar test and hiv test also if you haven't done dem bfor

TheBillyboy:
Please, experts and doctors in the house.. what can I do to finally get rid of this Athlete's foot that's been a torn in my flesh. I have done about 2 test and all the medicine the dermatologist recommended were wack.

The medicine works for the short periods I take them and then after awhile, I will notice the rashes come back again. I'm tired already.. please is there anyone with similar issues and can help on how they dealt with it.

Scabiestop cream prn x 2/52
Tabs terbinafine 500mg b.d x 2/52
Apple cider vinegar to be soaking your foot or if you don't have the funds,get Epsom salt solution and use to soak your feet for two weeks.
Also you can add tabs vitamin c



In all, if it clears be kind to come.back and say thank you

TheTravelingOne:
I gave up everything I own and moved here from the states to marry my Nigerian man and build a new life with him. We were long distance for 2 years and I’ve now lived here 2.5 years. We’ve been on/off/on/off most of the time I’ve lived here.
Now finally, we had a come to Jesus with each other and decided to marry, relocate to South Africa and apply for him to live in the US. He left going to SA, saying he’s coming back in 3 weeks. 3 weeks has now turned to 3 months. & now, yesterday he told me he’s not coming back. He said he’s not marrying me and I should marry his eldest brother if I want to marry.
So now I sit here in SHOCK….
I honestly don’t know what to do. His family is also shocked.
While he’s there, a few weeks ago, I caught him with a girl on IG, which he denies.
We’ve had our ups and downs but I honestly never thought he would outright abandon me in Nigeria while he goes to another country. What kind of person does this
I’m still trying to pick myself up off the floor.

& before you say scam. I felt like I knew him since being together for 4 years, I believe he truly loved me but something happened since he went to SA. Maybe the girl I found him with or maybe he just decided he doesn’t want me after all. And that’s fine but this isn’t the way you leave someone, abandoning them in Nigeria.
Luckily for me, his family is supportive and helpful.
Otherwise I’d be 100% lost.
I’m just venting because honestly I’m in shock & hurting.

My dear please kindly put yourself together. Maybe he thought you had money and he just found out that you were just in it for the love. Please just take out time and enjoy Nigeria. Then make plans on how to either relocate or establish yourself.

Porksupplyib:
Adults also available. Males and females. 9months old. Location is Ibadan.

Would you do pay on delivery via a transporter

BuyPuppies:
Vaccinated 12 weeks old German Shepard puppies available for sale
Location: osogbo, osun state. But delivery can be made outside osogbo through interstate public buses.
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Each puppy comes with a free card and proof of vaccination

Put price so we know where to start

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Will it work outside of lagos

boldking:
Yes I like chicken and I want to eat like a big man but now that there will be massive rigging in February 23 2023 but I hope TINUBU fails so that Nigerians will rejoice




A vote for Peter Obi is a vote for the youths don’t waste it on the owner of lagos

Kai

So apt

Sainturch1:
9 weeks old male caucasian shepherd for sale.
Location: Enugu
Reason for selling: First time dog owner and I'm tired of training the dog

Let's chat on WhatsApp and do a video call
09125060953

IdeasPro:

Okay. Thanks

Have you seen any video yet? Or should I send you a link

IdeasPro:

Okay. Thanks

Have you seen any video yet?


Should I send you one?