₦airaland Forum

DelilahMakinde:
Nigerian women please read about how we waste time and money trying to impress men. But men really don't give damn about these things

Butt enhancement surgeries

Let me let you in on a little secret a polygamist told me .
Your BBL , fat transfer, Mexican butt lifting operations we risk our lives for don't mean or rather have no meaning to a Nigerian man.

As long as they know it's not natural , it can never turn them on. In fact it's the opposite. Just like Offset said....it even starts to stink after a while.

Imagine a sister who got a big NY*S* but cannot kn**k well ....what's the value to most Nigeria men. Zero


The cost of your wig/hair

Most men don't want to know if your hair came from India, china or mars. They don't want to know the cost.
They do want you to look as natural as possible whatever you're wearing.

Some men don't even like wig or attachments at all...


Your nail fixing

Men want a clean woman. But they couldn't be bothered about the cost of your acrylic nails.

If your nails look nice or you use acrylic nails . Don't go overboard with scary designs, colors and shapes. Don't openly boast about how much you paid for them either. They couldn't be bothered.

Shaved or shaped eyebrows

If you have no eyebrows better not let him catch you before you put them on.
Men prefer a woman's eyebrows to be as natural as possible..
Obsessing over your eyebrow shape is just a complete waste of time.

Lol!


Women do all these things to out-compete other women! It's never for you!
To inspire jealousy and envy and to a less extent admiration from other women!
They do it to be the cynosure of all women!


Women knows that with a wrapper,shaking ass and a sexy gesture they can get any man naaaa

If not,why do women not do all these and sit in front of a man in the house?

Kingosytex:
Which kind bedbugs go bite person like dat?

Insect bite with worsening anaphylaxis or pure allergic rxn

I don't know if any STI that can be that acute

Reophant01:
You need to see a doctor

Na bedbugs bite am shege

TalkTori:
Nigeria will grow 5.6 million metric Tonnes of rice this year. So why are we still importing over 2.3 million Tonnes from countries like India? Our silos are full, yet our ports stay busy with foreign rice.

Is this poor planning, corruption, or something deeper?
Despite Africa’s rich soil and hard-working farmers, over 330 million people on the continent face food insecurity. Nigeria’s case shows us why.

While local farmers in Kebbi State struggle to sell their paddy rice, foreign brands flood Lagos markets. Even with rising production, outdated infrastructure, poor storage, and export-focused policies leave our people hungry.

Meanwhile, Africa holds 60% of the world’s unused arable land. So, the problem is not land, is it leadership, logistics, and priorities?

Let’s hear from you:
Which rice do YOU eat most at home?
A) Local Nigerian rice
B) Foreign/Imported rice
C) I don’t really notice
Tell us why in the comments.

Also:
• Should the government ban rice imports completely?
• Or focus more on processing and marketing local produce?

Abeg Naija rice farmers should get at! Buhari closed border to favor them and they almost killed Nigerians

Sp33i:
I design, setup and manage farms

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advanceDNA:
Nigeria of all places??

Engine works...
AC works
Transmission works
Car moves....
Did he test drive?? Yes..
But he wants a refund Weeks later becos he has a subjective view of mpg??

.law in Nigeria will make buyer refund seller for any reason....okay oooo

The law works in Nigeria. Period!

advanceDNA:
Lol....it is expected?? .he may still have a chance to return it?? ........this is funny.....be like na abroad u dey speak from.....

Engine dey work, gear dey work, electrical dey work, AC dey work, alternator dey ok...catalyst dey dia...
...in a Nigerian car dealers dictionary ...that's the definition of a 100% okay Nigerian used car.... If he see refund, make I bend

Lol,
You have no idea that the law works in Nigeria sha oh

Iceking1:
I got it Nigerian used for 12m, It's been almost two weeks since I got It, Is it still in anyway possible that I would be able to get my money back? Even if it's 11, I would really be glad, I'm just so devastated.

.That's alot of money to be having such issues!


However,speak to a legit mechanic and see if it's your temperature sensor that's causing you this issue however since it's Nigerian used it's expected that the first owner should have dealt with this problem.

Please reach out to your car dealer abeggg
12m naira car dey give wahala like dis? Haba

Iceking1:
Please help, I just got this car barely few day's ago.

You still have a chance to return it. Please call the owner and discuss first! That maybe the reason they sold it to you and that's selling a lemon car; it's illegal especially if they sold at normal market rate

Sp33i:
**Maize population plays an important role in the yield. This is why it is crucial to plant the right quantity of seeds and not just quality.



In my case, i planted three seeds per hole and aimed to cultivate between 11,000 and 12,000 seeds. This gives room for mortality of 5-15%. If 5-15% of the seeds do not grow, it means I end up getting 10,000 successfully grown plants per acre.


For my six acreage area, i had 72,000 seeds cultivated.




***Let's do a quick maths.

If u have let's say 10,000 stands of maize on your farm, and a maize cob weigh 350g after good Agronomic practice. After shelling it can reduce to 250g.

*If u convert to kg, u have 0.25kg.

*Multiply by 10,000 stands..... 2500kg - 2.5 Tons per acre area


*100kg makes a bag... So u can get 25 bags of 100kg





****Agriculture is very hard to start, but if you start the right way you will become UNSTOPPABLE***



Stop procrastinating and kick start your agricultural projects today !

I have looked for such farmlands around me. Here one plot u will here 50,000

Sp33i:
I have excess SeedCo seeds I wish to sell. I am willing to sell at discounted price because I want to make sure that they go.

The company sells at 4,500 per kg for SC419, I am willing to sell at 4,000 per kg.


The company sells at 5,000 per kg for SC649, I am willing to sell at 4,500 per kg.


Contact me for quick biz.


Abeokuta buyers preferred

I am interested but not in abeokuta

AngelahFlo:
You must have a photographic memory sir as its such people who have the ability to recall materials faster than most.

Yes I agree.

Anfieldboss:
Go through education route if you can afford it.

I cannot afford it. Any other routes please. My medical pathway is usually time consuming

tunlex01:
You stand a better chance if you can get a high score in IELTS Academic L8 S8 W7 R7
Where did you do your trezching practice? nursery, primary?

Your spouse also has a good chance if he works in his nominated occupation

Boss please help..


Myself
Age 36
Medical Dr
IELTS 8/9
8years experience


Spouse
Veterinary Dr
Age 35
IELTS 7.5/9


Recently decided to start seeking for other routes other than medicals until I get to the country. Please your advise

Recently decided to seek for other routes other

SprinceARMANI:
Thanks so much for your response, We actually do not have issue with the organization management ( The funniest part is that even my GM(General Manager) has told me countless time to ask the girl hand in marriage reason been that they both hails from same tribe and He likes me so much just like a father to son relationship, So he has persuaded me so many time to engage her and see if she will be willing to accept me.

Also our Chairman has support for any staff member that got married to each other 100%.

Regarding who is to resign, She will be the one to do that. She has other skills which I also have idea off, Again our work doesnt require anyone to even resign cuz we work at different level and capacity

Then I don't see why you should be hesitating oh.

I saw a beautiful lady yesterday and was smiling until I saw her husband! Unfine man with unstraight legs. Just shoot your shot man!
You would definitely hit it

paul100:
I am a combination of the auditory and kinesthetic Learners.In Secondary School before the bell is rang for exam.I had different spots where I can move to and fro reading and revising.I love reading out loud though it is more like whispering.I assimilate fast when I do that.Some of my classmatea then like mocking my reading style but guess what? I was still getting 1st or 2nd every term 😂. Getting into the university to study an Engineering that is more like 70% calculation and 30% theory.I got to adapt to sitting and studying but time to time I still get up and walk around for the theory parts
The reading and writing students really scares me.Like I will see someone rewriting his notes in a full 80leaves.Like una hands no Dey pain una😅

This is/was my exact reading style. I swear it's the most underrated power reading mode. I would recall every pages of what I read for yearssssss!
Phew,but it was energy draining and made me less stressed before exam.


In 24hrs I could memorize everything needed!

In any course/academic term that I dared to read during the holidays or immediately we resumed ehnnn,I would just ne dropping grades like star

SprinceARMANI:
I have this colleague at work(A lady) she has all a good woman should have skills and character wise, Thou we’ve not been too close prior to this moment but few weeks ago I noticed that this lady has been finding it convenient and relaxing staying around me most especially spending time in my office with me.

I Actually love this lady from onset but base on my principle which is “I don’t date at work place” I have always give her this strict face and boundaries.

But Sincerely speaking, As I move more closer to her I find her more attractive to me, She is single and I really wish I can wife her( Not for dating alone) I am ready to even settle down with what I have.

Thou we don’t talk about Love or relationships anytime we are together, But with indications it shows she like me just naturally, She address me as her only confided at that our organization, She prefer staying with me in my office during her free period.


Guy I need advice on what to do please 🤔🤔 Should I talk to her about relationship?

What if she said NO🥺🥺

My fear is me getting to loose my respect, Just maybe if she feels I am not suitable for and she says No.


Mind You we are bother colleagues but I am higher than her in Rank and in duty.

Consider work etiquette
Consider your employees view on dating at work
Consider what you truly want
Who resigns if you get married?
Who resigns if an accusation comes up?
Are you here direct supervisor? If yes🥺 what would your HR say about it?

In the end,if your intention towards her is pure and she agrees then y'all be fine!

Women are looking for a serious man a d I bet you ,that you are the PRIZE!
Na she win if she agrees to you sir

DrDoc:
Hahahah. I have gone very cery far in the industry o. My level now is for government organizations to partner to produce foods on a large scale for soceity. I can effectively manage extremely big farms. Just that where is the corporate support in our country. Banks are asking me for 50 M per six months cash flow record to give me loan

Weldone boss
I still dey your back sir

Moboj:
The 25mesh is thicker Sir
But the porosity of the 25mesh is more

I want to buy a bundle of both sir. I will drop a message on whatsapp

bazoodo:
Until black people understand that no white person loves you African will never love forward. A white man already has a complex seeing a black man successful. The Asians have successfully caged then but Africans keep been puppets in the hands of these people. They are so happy sewing African graduates become caregivers - glorified houseboats and house girls to their aged ones. What a shame

Yoruba no love igbos
Igbos no love Hausa
Fulanis no love farmers
Nairaland is a cesspit of proof!

So why should we be overly worried about whites not loving blacks?

Moboj:
We have them available Sir
Insect net available in 50mesh and 25mesh
#1500 and #1600 per sqrm respectively

Driptape available in 40cm and 30cm spacing
2000m
#120,000

You can either come to the Store for pickup at
No.6, Pipeline Road Pipeline Bus Stop Ifoshi Road Ejigbo Lagos.

If using Google map please input
"Westcare Hospital Ifoshi Road Pipeline bus stop Ejigbo".

Or we can have it sent to you.

Please quickly educate me. Which is more thicker and would cause heat. I am using them to construct black soldier fly love nest

Moboj:
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For your
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Weedmats
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Wholesale and retail also available

I am interested in insect nets and driptapes

grandstream:
Panasonic Voip Phones For Sales

How much

tntvirginnoni:
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3. Order your seedlings!

Thanks for your attention

How

conceptbiz:
Abeg make una help me reason this matter

Would you consider using white floor tiles for an apartment you plan to rent out?

Kindly share your thoughts with me.

Thank you,

Aji

It would reduce the aesthetic value of the house. White house = local bathroom and toilet

Fembrous5:
Morning goodies all

Will it work in abakaliki

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grandiose4ever:
To Doctors In The House.

I am a Covenant University graduate. Some years ago during my 200L I enrolled for a course themed "CHM212: Physical Chemistry". After the semester end, half of the class failed the course miserably. So we retook the course in 300 Level as a "carryover", then I failed this course again. Then in 400L I enrolled for this course again.

This time around I read severely for the course because a failure would amount to an extra year. But when I got to the exam hall and opened the questions, much of it looked like Arabic to me. I couldn't even make sense of what the question was talk more of what the answers could be. Beyond writing my name, I could only attempt a few questions.

Looking around I could see how the 200 level Chemistry students where flipping papers. I could only curse my own department for making us enroll to Chemistry courses that were of little relevance to my department. To make things worse, some of these 200 level students where requesting for extra papers and I was wondering why anyone would need extra papers.

From afar it was clear that my 400L class mates also retaking the course where equally in disarray. One was sweating under AC, the other had that look - you know that look of a clueless person who was certain of failure and the last was making unsuccessful attempts to 'giraffe' another student. Some minutes later, some people started submitting scripts, then the principal supervisor declared 10 minutes more for the rest of us.

The moment she made that declaration, it was as though the reality of an extra year came blaring at my face. I could feel tension surging down my body from neck down and then my muscles contracted. Two seconds before, I was now certain I was going to have an ejaculation. I immediately held my head and pretended as though I was having a painful headache as one or two people looked my way wondering why I had a 'squirting face' and was in apparent discomfort.

After the ejaculation I felt peace of mind. So I immediately stood up and dashed towards the exit with my almost blank papers in hand covering my groin. I submitted and ran back to my hostel room before anyone could notice any wet spurt on my trousers. I changed over and ran back to Chapel begging God for even a D so I can graduate.

Glory to God, when the results came out I had a D - which is the minimum grade you could evade a carryover/extra year at CU.

But till today I wonder why and how I could have had that disgustingly embarrassing experience. I would be grateful if Doctors or Biologist could explain why such a thing would happen to me at an examination. I would like to know if anyone has experienced anything remotely close to that. Thank you for your time

Probably your first ejaculation!
It's completely normal

Parkflash:
This is the full story as narrated on her husband; UB Shehu's Facebook profile.

On 24th April 2025, I lost One of the most dearest human being in my life, and I gave some narration, asserting that my wife died as a result of poor management, unprofessionalism and Mother of all NEGLIGENCE.

I didn't know that people are heartless to put up a defence for mere call for corrections to protect and SAVE more LIVES for future reoccurrence.

To put record straight

My wife was the last person to undergo operation that day, operation was carried out on about 9 persons and it was with AEDC,But when it reach our turn,AEDC failed

I spoke about AEDC interrupting the power supply and putting on Generator,
Note: it's not Generator that uses Diesel , it's an ordinary Gen.
"I didn't mean MIKANO Gen, I meant those Gen that are Bigger than "I pass my neighbor" ( tiger generator) "

After operation is being carriedout on my late wife ,so it was time for the nurses to convey my late wife to the word where she would stay for 2,3 or 4 to 5 days , as the healing or recovery situation may be,

I made it as an obligation while waiting outside theater to help the nurses push other patients on the hospital stretcher to the word up to the stage where they would be layed on their beds and,so I did on the same patient we stayed in same room.
I observed how stable, other patients were after operation.
But my wife's situation was critical right from inside the theater room after operation up till the time she gave up..
Inside the word,

They left us with an unqualified and inexperienced nurse,
she looks more like and IT student.

My wife was operated on, on the lower abdomen of her tommy, and on the left hand side of the stomach there was drip going in to her body while on the right hand side of the stomach it was tube that this drip that was coming in from the left would flush out the remaining unwanted dirts or tissues from her stomach.

We Discovered that the Doctor FORGOT to plug a Bag to her right hand side where remaining dirt or tissues from the stomach would be stored

I brought it to the attention of the young nurse about it because, there was already much blood flow and she was laying on it, the nurse told me that she didn't know how plug the bag,
I've bought another one from pharmacy,
that She had inform Doctor about it and he's on his way that was 9pm. April 23th
The blood continued to flow until 2am one young man and his boy arrived, She Said he was the Doctor on call but he didn't go beyond the threshold of the room, Dr standing by the door, his aid asked where is the bag, plugged it and then left.Hummmm
Remember on my previous post I mentioned that I stood for 11hours outside, now add another 12hour 24minutes Horrifying period to it.

Right from 9pm April 23th My wife has started asking for water and food meanwhile the other patient whom the same operation was carried out on her too was in the same room laying calm , very unusual.

The most Horrifying moment was when she told told me that "Baby walahi idan Baku bani ruwa nasha ba, zan mutu" that was 3am.
I had to rush to the nurse room, she was sleeping but I waked and asked her to call the Dr please this is what My wife said just now and I don't want to lose her .
3am The DR said that he went to deliver a message that he'll be back soon
4am He's coming

Some minutes pass 4am the bag plugged to store waste from her stomach was full with blood, 1700ML quantity of my wife's blood and the inexperienced girl still insist that it was waste,

Seeing her in a critical condition, I couldn't bear it, I tried to give my wife water to drink or something but I was scolded.

Meanwhile there are Senior nurses inside the word but they don't attend to patients that are not assigned to them.

Hummmmmm for the first time in our matrimony i see serious fear in my wife's eyes, She was crying that she was going to die and there was nothing I could do to help her.
My mum told the young nurse that the waste was too much, that she had once stayed with patient in the hospital and it took the quantity 48hrs to reach 300ML but the young girl Said that she has called the doctor, we were waiting while my wife was still in pain, shouting that she would die if I didn't feed her.
That was how I Saw my wife shrinking .
Her skin gradually becoming White,

5am I reminded the nurse of My wife critical condition and what would happen if he (Dr) didn't come, but still, She told me that he's on his way.

My mum and i,we ran out of option,the only thing we could do now is to call her mum,
Her mum arrived jummai babangida aliyu Maternal and neonatal hospital minna,some minutes to 6am,
She couldn't relent she had starts calling family and friends anyone that knows anyone that know anyone in jummai babangida aliyu Maternal and neonatal hospital should please help us call a Doctor but to no avail.

6am the young nurse told me that Doctor is around but he's checking on another patient downstairs,

We have given up already
7am Doctor is not here yet, blood has finished in her body,
7:04am April 24th ,She starts Gasping, this Young nurse was standing by her side and she didn't even realize that my wife was Gasping I shouted on her my wife is Gasping,
I now began to shouting loudly"SOMEBODY HELP MY WIFE IS DIEING"
Allah Akbar
Nurse that refuses to HELP when the situation can quickly be identified and solution might be applied earlier started coming out from the same word that we were.
We were in Gynea word and there was NO OXYGEN there, unfortunately, after pressing,punching my wife's chest trying to make her to breath there was need for OXYGEN, we had to take her to ICU Downstairs in order to use the oxygen , that was when WE start pushing HER on the bed to the ICU
On Getting to ICU,
They, ( the nurses) had tried almost all the pipes in ICU, but it did not fit her nose.

They tried one,they said it was too short,
Another one they said it is too long
7:24am
Until my wife died before My eyes.

Inna lillahi wa Inna lillahi rajiun

I cried while reading this.

I know this scene!
I have experienced this scene
I have being on either side both as a doctor and as a patient relative!
Walahitalahi,may Nigeria not happen to us!