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Make una calm down...

All I know be say, we dey go world cup.

Congo oo, Cameroon oo, anybody ooo, Egba.

And we have Osimhen.

Klington:
Now your lying fav is being exposed, that's what matters.

Nope, you got me wrong.

I saw his name yesterday, seeing it today, made me wondering who he is?? Some big shot?? A financier?? Or why he thinks anybody takes his serious here 🤷

samsononyilo:
Why Palestine matter concern una?

Pales-What??

All my password, including this my Nairaland login is =9Ja4life

Who be this guy in the first place??

And why Nigeria matter concern am so dearly?

Everything you say kpata kpata is not it at all.

Just calm down sir.

We dey Yankee already.

Backy na 3k for one wrap ooo..

No, gree for police.

Backy no be crime.

Oloriburuku police, he leave herdsmen and kidnapper dey find boys wey hold Backy.

Omo, I just dey happy since yesterday...

My mind no rest base on say I no Rwanda at all... I just dey use style dey give myself hope. But I know SA will be mad not to win even if na 1-0 and i have no doubt say we will beat Benin..

Everything was just crazy...

I thank God.

Sorry to Benin, we no just look their face at all even tho we are family somewhat.

Sorry Burkina Faso, them go dey feel it badly....

Congrats South Africa, I wish them nothing but bad luck going forward.

God loves Nigeria. Nothing anybody Wan tell me.

Hahaha


Such great scene yesterday...

Come see as me and my nigga wey we fight 2 days ago dey hug, dey shout, dey trip 😁😁

Kajaard:
Exercise and walk. As simple as that.

dey walk dey go where.

Na Ona go still say person no get work dey Waka upandan 🤔

kpankpangolo:
I know this lie will make front page. Let me book space here for visibility.

You make me laughter 😁 anyway, what's the visibility for? You campaigning on something.

kpankpangolo:
Who height help?

omo he help me oo

Yes.

Blind them all.

Rwanda 1---- 1 South Africa

FT

Banker result.
IYKYK.

You nor dey wash Korean feem

OK, I've heard....

But make una quick do this road make we start dey use am na.

Let the work go faster pls.

Na new one I just hear today so.

Na this Nigeria this one take happen 🤔

Still lenient.

Hit them harder.... No place for such rubbish in our league.

It's really needed.

Let the work begin.

Don't be too hard like stone. Don't make unnecessary enemies or gossipers..

Just be like (in a friendly way) "id rather much like be alone today/ dis weekend honestly"

If they are sensible, they will get the drift.

Infact, if anybody told me these words I typed up there, quickly I will disappear and unless you call me yourself explicitly or you in some tight fix, you will never see me in your house again.

When I dey serve for Abakaliki na Osborne hotel I dey always chill, gym, swim ...

Dem dey treat me wella base on say I be corper. Gym membership subsidized, swimming free, snooker free. Even the girls like tall Yoruba corper


This guy has two Hotel. The standard Osborne. And the Osborne Anex.

BankyGee:
I had a nightmare today 😭

The Super Eagles were playing Benin, we were losing 2–1, then Osimhen hit the bar from outside the box, then one player like that, not our current player, but for the nightmare he sha play for us, his name is Renebeé (na wetin I see for the nightmare o), he came on and scored the equalizing goal. We come draw.

I was now calculating the table if we can still qualify, the next thing I see, na straight to penalties... Osimhen took the first and scored, Moffi scored, Ekong scored, Ndidi balloon him own go outside stadium...

My guy come wake me. I no come even know whether for the nightmare na Benin win the PSO or Nigeria... Headache just wan finish me this morning.

No be only Renebee, na ReneAnt. This man na garri you drink sleep, no doubt.

Seems this people are mad.

Quite an interesting read. I've always followed you and your quest for this system to work in Nigeria.


(Thinking aloud) How can a young man (layman) strategically place himself and gain massively in this system when and if rolled out. I hope you get where I'm drifting at??

Money no dey, work no dey, but we dey online and it's a blessing to have access to first hand info like this. Abi this game is exclusively for the big guns.

Last year I had this Akwa ibon single mother who sells Abacha. Big Arse.

I like Abacha, so I think I bought from her twice or so, but whats striking was that she always talks dirty... She was actually my friends customer and both of them banter well, I just occasionally quip in one or two. But she very crude. Talking about big deek. Saying I got big nose and definitely will have a big cucumber.


Whatsapp exchanged... She gats 2 kids. We chat first day... She say we should video call, next thing I'm seeing breast and nude... Damn, she crazy...

2 days later, I drove to her street. Initially parked in front of her house. Both kids were happy and playing at the back seat. She told me if we need privacy I should just give them my phone to play games. And they would leave us alone. I put am for game. And plead with them not to smash my phone abeg...

She asked us to drive around the hood. I got the hint. We found a place to park and at the back seat we quickly did doggy.

I got home and the next 2 days the relationship don tire me. She started calling, she miss me. Blah blah. Calls. Calls. Video call. If I don't pick, quarrel.. This is about day 5.

Days 6, happens to be Sunday. I went to her place. She invited me in. The kids were happy again. Bought drinks and junk. We all happy inside.

Again, I put am for YouTube cartoons. The kids were far gone. Right there on the bed with the kids focused on the phone, Gabe her some bad back shot. I didn't even use condom this time. I pack everything put inside.

We all happy.

The next day on Monday evening to my greatest shock I met countless voice notes. She swearing for me. Firstly, she was mad I didn't pick up. Then, she got madder and started the insults and swear even say my motor will jam etc....

I Quickly called her. Mama, what's the meaning of all these rubbish on my WhatsApp? She started asking why was I ignoring her calls. 'ma'am, I gotta work'.

She said oh, I already got what I wanted right?? Ma'am, calm down. Cool down. I just enter house... Wetin sup gan gan..

Then she started with what did I use for her??
That we just met this week and we already doing stuffs, that she is not like that. That I use something for her. That immediately I left the last time, . Her body started doing her somehow and she immediately called her pastor who warned her to stop anything with me...

If i did anything it will not work, raining insults, swearing etc. Then she say we cannot see each other again.

I said OK. I just cut call. And wondered what came over this one. Anyway, even me don tire for all these kain calls.

Na so the relationship end in about a week.

Hope you were entertained.

Oboy.in anything you do, no go prison ooo..

See as baba neck long for here.. Former head of state ooo...

Wetin go come happen to layman.

Danielnino00:
If they can't beat a 10 man Zimbabwe for almost 40 minutes, then I don't see how they can beat Rwanda... Rwanda are actually tougher than Zimbabwe...
Most times, it is all these teams with nothing to fight for that will pour sand in your garri

I'm very sure South Africa and Rwanda will be a draw...

The south Africa that played us no good bros... Rwanda are tougher.

Crypto no be beans.


It will still go up Sha.

We are going to the world cup guys..

Congratulations...

1-Initially, no one expected Zimbabwe to take a point from South Africa, we expected them to be whipped. Rwanda gan gan was our initial spoiler against SA. It hasn't changed.

2- Also with the way we've wobbled, struggled to impress, drawing 5 matches, scoring 1 goals per match, using 3 different coaches, south Africa playing all home matches etc... No team should even be thinking of qualifying with all this bruhaha..

3- - 3 point deduction from SA.

Plus I should add that calamitous mistake by Nwabali /Ajayi... By all means, that ball suppose stroll inside net make we kuku know say no show for us. But it went out and we are in the race... It's all for a reason.


Is not beans to top group, but Benin is not Ghana. We will beat them more than 2 goals.

Rwanda is the MAIN guys.

Abeg make Osimhen quickly come down abeg. Edakun 🙏🏾🙏🏾

Hen hen, I be dey reason say where I know this man before 🤔

Na Thabo Mbeki took my pics for last week wedding wey we go do for Abeokuta...

Such a good man.