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Feminist |
Abeg who Wan buy car make i sell my own. No time. Tinubulation don balablued me... And I hear say this is just the beginning 🙆🙆 |
I dare any calabar girl to pass my street this night. Two things must be involved. Food and zah ozah room. (buhari style) Let's confirm. |
Cromagnon:well na true Sha... Tinubu no be anybody mate... Make dem hep me find work for that side, senior man. I don ready like this ![]() |
Ehn? Where my Tesuba .. Bismillahi. |
doctimi:na work be this one too Such person go cry tire. |
3000 plates. Na which kain restaurant be dat... Na beside stadium the shop dey? Imagine wash plate from morning till night. Kilode. |
vanbonattel:CHINEDU or not, we all in ![]() |
junnyjake:Haha, I remember this case Wella... When Uzoho came in, all my guys were screaming, shouting 🙆🙆, I had to allay their fears and tell them Uzoho was not bad, just need encouragement and confidence blah blah.. First goal kick and baba sent it north east.. All heads turn to my direction for explanation🤷. Actually, he no easy make oyinbo sign person true true. |
People say friends are bad, blah blah. Everybody is someone's friend. Are you a good friend yourself ?? Anyway, I empathize with you bro. On a positive note, I've heard more and can relate to someone loosing his accommodation and going on to better things. This exact moment can be the beginning of your success story. 👍 |
Street fighting.. I use to have a crew. Normal guys for hostel... My crew got into it with another crew(girl issue) They actually came for peace, but being at home ground we beat one of them up and roughed up the rest... They left but promised to be back much later in the evening... Thought it was a joke. Around 6pm, we heard noise outside. The one we beat up earlier identified me and oboy, 2 guys landed on me with blows and stick. Bruise on my arms etc. I manage to wriggle and ran. They pursued, I entered a street corner and hid. As I was peeping behind a bus, I saw one of them legit carrying a "cutlass" The other holding an iron rod...I wondered if these guys were student. Why would a student want to cut off the neck of another student 🤷 |
How about you deliberately not have sex and still invite her over. Cook, movies, play, do everything except the DO. And see how your body reacts. |
Only thing I need right now is a Canadian loud. |
I hope his friends don't leave him alone. Na suicide I dey see so. |
illicit:So did you and Yemisi later collect house together? Gist us pls 🙏🏾🙏🏾 |
2 rounds is OK walai. The thing no freak me reach Cana, ajeh. |
As far as the breast still gallant wella. We go speak Spanish. Or do sign language. |
Na wa ooo.. Is all I can muster for now. |
Na twins thing ooo... |
If any news from SA is positive, you will find white South Africans. E. G miss universe, an award, academic breakthrough etc. While if the news is a terrible and negative, you will see black south Africans dominate E. G Xenophobia, Hiv, looting. Drunks, social vices... Are black south Africans cursed?? |
Una get too much wahala you this men folks... |
advanceDNA:God bless you boss. "No time" is my motto. If I see say you Wan kill me for house, hotel straight. |
I've enjoyed the last few pages. He Don tey wey I drive ooo. I recently chop 20k for alabi hand, make I use am buy 20 llitre, for freestyle. Ko easy... Tinubu =Danger. |
Zaheertyler:ur mama go gree so?? |
No news I hate more than dangote refinery news. Yuck. Spit. |
Na yoruba na. You Wan bet?? |
Dem still dey do big brother?? Ajeh, I no know. Tinubu don keep us occupied. |
There is Keke and bike in all black nations. |
I've always wondered who will score for us if Osimhen no play... Like I don't have any dependable goal getter in the SE. Iheanacho dey try. Chukwueze no try at all for goals. Iwobi, not a goal scorer club and country Onuachu - only goal I know is Egypt. S. Moses. (impressive imo) maybe 1 or 2 goals. Awoniyi. Big name. 1 goal in 7-8 matches. Aribo.. After Brazil friendly, zero goal. Ndidi.. Well, not expected to score. Dessers... ⚽ 🥅 =🙆🙆 Moffi - - 1 or 2 goals. Sadiq - -😭😭 Ademola Lookman says Hi He has scored about 6 goals in his last 10 apps for the SE. Since the beginning of Afcon, he has become a Main Man. It's now if Osimhen no score, Lookman go score. I hope Boniface can cook ASAP. |
isan:do caf needs to wait for the ceremony before crowning one APOTY?? ... One guy today for field be like, "ah, it's Caf/Africa they can do ojoro" There's no ojoro anywhere... There's hardly any one with a better shot than Ademola. Infact, the only ojoro is to crown Boniface. Another guy mentioned Brahim Diaz. Before I could say anything, one guy asked, who is he?? 🤷 |
300 G's, you try. Girls lie tho. This new girl came over and we playing and getting familiar.. I told her to put it in her mouth. She said nah, she never done that before, blah blah. Yuck, eww. After few more minutes, she finally did.. She did such a great job I knew she definitely done it before... Liar.. |
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Such person go cry tire.
He has scored about 6 goals in his last 10 apps for the SE.