₦airaland Forum

This is what we call a liberal democratic government. If na 9ja, one certain Lagos street urchin from Iragbiji would have invaded the parliament with MC Oluomo shouting Emilokan up and down. God bless the United Kingdom!

To me, a war torn Ukraine is far better than a shitty Nigeria.
Like for Ukraine, share for Nigeria.

Japaism is allowed, what do you expect from a shithole nation? I will rather be a toilet cleaner in Canada than to be a Professor under a clueless and lifeless Fulanised leadership government and an awaiting potential Buhari pro-max loading.

Subu anallahi RIP to the chickens, my condolence to the owner

The great Desmond Elliot bridge Surulere, anybody with the pictures should kindly share asap

No cause for alarm, no weapon fashioned against The liquid metal shall prosper. The God of Indaboski will fight back

Any prisoner that choose to return voluntarily or captured is a big fool.

It's buhari fault

Fahdiga:
Imagine this happening in Nigeria under Buhari?

The mumu will be shocked as usual

A ravaged flooded Australia is far better than Nigeria under a lifeless and clueless leader, we can't afford another Buhari pro-max come next year. Australia is a country where everything works perfectly because they have God fearing leaders. Sydney will be back on its feet in a few days.

Eriokanmi:
Chicago and shooting. I hate visiting that place
I've asked my friend to relocate to the Aurora side but he seems to be cool with life in the suburbs. Once you see white clothes hanging in a place with flowers littering that spot, it means someone had been shot dead at that spot. It's been a regular occurrence in Chicago

Pay me $1m per month to live in chicago, I'll decline the offer. The probability of being shot in chicago is so high.

Welcome to the 'Windy City'. Chicago is the most dangerous city in the world. Over 800 people were killed last year. US will never know peace until they have a stiffer gun laws or ban guns totally, too much psychos over there. If u no get odeshi, no try enter enter Englewood. The probabiliy of being shot in Chicago is 1:20.

Na because she no gree make CAF President knack her that's why dem refuse make she compete. Which kind Tototerone aligation be dis? Fabrice Motsepe ogun kill u there!

Nicepoker:
Do you still puff smoke like an abandoned chimney or you quit?

I don quit patapata

$10k? that should be over 5m Naira. I trust my country 9ja, if that should happen here, all passengers will give up their seats

Ballzproblemm:
one time when in one apartment like that rain started falling so decided to go and pack clothes as I was packing I saw my female neighbor undies and she wasn't around and her door locked, so as a good Samaritan I decided to help her pack it, my hand was full so I just stuffed them in my pocket ,enter house , so she came back I handed over some to her , forgetting that one piece of g string pant remain,I say make I go buy something for chemist across my street(people full inside as the rain was drizzling) ,as I dip heard to pay for the stuff way I buy ,I touch fabric ,I thought it was hanky ,naso I just bring am out fiam!,omo come see laff! wey them laff me ,I no near that shop for close to 3 months

O tun ti zeh o

Ballzproblemm:
hope you Don stop to they smoke though

I don stop tey tey o

Hmmm, That unforgetable day just some months after graduating from high school,. Mine was gas lighter. I was just returning from bunk where I went to puff weed with my goons. I met my mom who had just returned from work looking for me, as I bend down to greet her, the gas lighter dropped from the front pocked of my shirt. She asked me what I was doing with a lighter, before I could respond she gave me 3 resounding dirty slaps, for 5mins I was seeing stars, she keep asking me 'so you've started smoking abi?' I wanted to run away but mom was just so rugged and strong, even our neighbours couldn't rescue me from her claws, she drew me closer and smelt my mouth, Sir the beating no be here o. Mom was a teacher and a no nonsense woman. I can never forget that day in my life.

This site will give you the best pick out of the two cities.
https://worldinparis.com/london-vs-paris

Thank u Jesus, his allah failed him, he wanted to blow himself up, I guess he forgot which button to press

WTF! Na village people dey frustrate the man's life, no be him fault. Village people dont give a f*ck, dem be enemy of progress, dem hate where peace dey, dem no dey like better things, very heartless people. Thunder fire all village people.

Na God say make dem quickly rescue dis kids before dem mine their skulls one by one.

Eeyah, Alaafin took his most beloved wife with him. E no easy, the man no fit hold body even in his grave.

Totilopussylick:
As it will be directed by the chief of the armed forces.

As far as "cow" dies the Fulani man is free to go.

Bus driver and conductor remain in prison for reckless driving .

It is a grieviance offence to kill a cow either accidentially or intentionally under the present Fulani government where cow lifes matter more than humans. See how police twist the whole story.

Sir, Burna Boy is from Rivers state while Rexxie is from Anambra.

No be 9ja we dey so?
I see the driver and conductor sentenced to prison, I see the herdsmen freed and even compensated.
This I have seen!

BeardGangJnr1:
Dwarfs are meant for rituals...I dunno what she's still doing Alive...

With ur statement, you dont deserve to live as well.

MALIGNANTGuest:
U are correct. Thanks man!
I no go waka dangerous waka....
Some places here will never see my break light
The resort has got its casino/Gambling centre.
They have got strip club too..
I Fit go Gamble some dollars make I see wetin I fit clinch.. I'm usually lucky

Naso bro, enjoy your day sir

Las Vegas the Casino and Gambling capital of the world is one of the most dangerous city in the US, only Chicago and Detroit are ahead in terms of crime rate. It's better you wear a body armour when going for sight-seeing. Welcome to Sin City!

Syamel:
were they for once attacked by locals in the north? Please stop the comparison and condole with her u sound like an illiterate

Mr Prof. So maiming and killing of innocent citizens is the way out? Why cant they track down the killers? The maurading nigerian military are criminals and arsonist not different from bloodthirsty fulani bandits. Ogbeni Use ur number 6.

Na knack he knack, he no kill person. At 15 a girl is ripe enough for proper bleeping, I'm pretty sure na the girl seduce the poor boy make dem arrest her too. That girl age need to be investigated as well cos the parents might want to gain public sympathy.