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What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Haynnie: 10:22pm On Jul 03, 2022 |
Do you have a story of the most embarrassing thing that fell out of your pocket/bag? I remembered some time ago when I went to get some groceries at the mall. I forgot I bought groundnut earlier before I got to the mall. I kept it in my pocket and went ahead to get my stuff. After picking the items I needed. I went straight to the cashier's desk and joined the queue. If you see the hot chicks that were behind me, even the cashier wasn’t left out in this contest of beauty. Omo, I was already thinking after paying for my groceries I’ll wait a little bit and make advances on any of them. It got to my turn to pay. The cashier calculated my items and told me the price of what I bought. She asked me if I was paying with cash or a card. I told her cash preferably. My right hand reached for my pocket. The moment I dipped my hand in, I withdrew the money and the groundnut escaped from the side and fell on the floor. The cellophane got burst and the groundnut sprawled in different directions. I was just looking at the #50 groundnut littering the place I stood. The girls at my back saw the groundnut come out of my pocket and couldn't help but giggle. The cashier was just looking at me in a puzzled way as she extend her hand to receive the money for what I bought. What got me embarrassed was when one lady who was struggling her way to the front queue said, “How fine boy go shook groundnut for pocket dey chop am like small pikin?” I couldn't say anything, that day I wished everything could come to an end quickly because my ego has been dealt with and the motivation to approach turned zero. I had to hurry and take my stuff out before they finish me with their hypocritical look. There are more embarrassing experiences I had but I would like to hear from the house of NL what embarrassing thing has fell out of their pocket/bag 137 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Benki003(m): 10:26pm On Jul 03, 2022 |
Went to give offering in church (one deeper life district) In owerri Na so I reach pulpit shook hand for pocket to bring out money, condom just fall for ground yakata As a sharp guy I acted like It wasn't mine, then one overzealous pastor there now rushed me and gave it to me. To cut the story short am now a Catholic 169 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by PlayerMeji: 10:27pm On Jul 03, 2022 |
Just here to study the lies.. 224 Likes 7 Shares
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Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Sonnobax15(m): 10:32pm On Jul 03, 2022 |
The ftc on this thread is a bloody modafvcking liar......Na Sam loco of blessed memory use am act one movie like that back then... Well, personally,I'm always careful when it comes to bringing out certain things out of my pocket....Na person like me go know how to remove #100 naira note out of the midst of #500 naira notes for my pocket without making mistake. 155 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Haynnie: 10:33pm On Jul 03, 2022 |
Benki003: 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Haynnie: 10:34pm On Jul 03, 2022 |
Benki003: 4 Likes |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Haynnie: 10:44pm On Jul 03, 2022 |
Sonnobax15: I just dey look am laugh 65 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by badaru911: 10:46pm On Jul 03, 2022 |
.. Well not my pocket... When I was a kid, went to those old church with my naughty friends... One of the elders was getting down from the altar and slipped... Believe it, a small gourd (charm) fell out from his pocket and rolled on the floor.... He went to pick it up saying...."I have to protect myself" ....and continue walking as if nothing happened... 104 Likes 12 Shares |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Stargangz: 10:48pm On Jul 03, 2022 |
Hmmm, That unforgetable day just some months after graduating from high school,. Mine was gas lighter. I was just returning from bunk where I went to puff weed with my goons. I met my mom who had just returned from work looking for me, as I bend down to greet her, the gas lighter dropped from the front pocked of my shirt. She asked me what I was doing with a lighter, before I could respond she gave me 3 resounding dirty slaps, for 5mins I was seeing stars, she keep asking me 'so you've started smoking abi?' I wanted to run away but mom was just so rugged and strong, even our neighbours couldn't rescue me from her claws, she drew me closer and smelt my mouth, Sir the beating no be here o. Mom was a teacher and a no nonsense woman. I can never forget that day in my life. 224 Likes 17 Shares |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Ballzproblemm: 10:54pm On Jul 03, 2022 |
Haynnie:one time when in one apartment like that rain started falling so decided to go and pack clothes as I was packing I saw my female neighbor undies and she wasn't around and her door locked, so as a good Samaritan I decided to help her pack it, my hand was full so I just stuffed them in my pocket ,enter house , so she came back I handed over some to her , forgetting that one piece of g string pant remain,I say make I go buy something for chemist across my street(people full inside as the rain was drizzling) ,as I dip heard to pay for the stuff way I buy ,I touch fabric ,I thought it was hanky ,naso I just bring am out fiam!,omo come see laff! wey them laff me ,I no near that shop for close to 3 months 166 Likes 17 Shares |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Ballzproblemm: 10:56pm On Jul 03, 2022 |
Stargangz:hope you Don stop to they smoke though 31 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Haynnie: 11:03pm On Jul 03, 2022 |
Ballzproblemm: This your story sha comrade 87 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Stargangz: 11:04pm On Jul 03, 2022 |
Ballzproblemm:I don stop tey tey o 32 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Haynnie: 11:04pm On Jul 03, 2022 |
badaru911: The charm couldn’t protect him from slipping 53 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Benki003(m): 11:05pm On Jul 03, 2022 |
Sonnobax15: Have reached a stage in life where I can't agure, If u say I told a lie then it's true 23 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Stargangz: 11:07pm On Jul 03, 2022 |
Ballzproblemm:O tun ti zeh o 11 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Vinnie2000(m): 11:21pm On Jul 03, 2022 |
My Ex Girlfriend's panties... During NYSC We were banging seriously and suddenly, the Lodge Papa was coming in. She quickly coordinate while i quickly chuck in the Pata for my pocket! Next day in School, Wanted to bring Chalk from my pocket to write on the board, na so the Pink Pants fall. Na so the class students shout Ewoooo, Chineke Aru eme oo! 26 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Nicepoker(m): 11:32pm On Jul 03, 2022 |
Stargangz:Do you still puff smoke like an abandoned chimney or you quit? 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by kals4luv990(m): 11:34pm On Jul 03, 2022 |
Benki003:yu can lie eeh 27 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by cavreek: 12:12am On Jul 04, 2022 |
10 naira note, wen I tried picking something from my pocket it fell and wen I turned back to check what fell behold I saw it but some people were at my back so I codedly denied knowing such currency 22 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by clevybrown(m): 12:16am On Jul 04, 2022 |
A Spoon, and this embarrassment happened in church during Sunday school service... I will never forget that height of embarrasment.... 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by LogicBomb8: 12:54am On Jul 04, 2022 |
ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Nobody: 1:13am On Jul 04, 2022 |
Parcel of weed. 9 Likes |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by IamPlato(m): 1:15am On Jul 04, 2022 |
One Girl Breast Fell Out Of My Pocket one Time 9 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Oshodipikin: 1:16am On Jul 04, 2022 |
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Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by CivilzedTyger(m): 3:57am On Jul 04, 2022 |
During my undergraduate days o. Normally before person enter night class person go puff one or two for LG. Naso as I dey enter reading hall one reckless cigar wey I been pocket just fall comot. Come see looks from fellow students, if looks could kill. The worst part be say one banny wey I been dey chyke follow dey that class and she sight man. 18 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by techWriter3: 5:12am On Jul 04, 2022 |
Just here to research the untruths 13 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Authoreety: 5:32am On Jul 04, 2022 |
The day one parcel of ganja fell out of my pocket wen I Wan pay for sometin for supermarket... And people plenty there including one policeman.... But the police man na usu enwero onu... The shout wey leave my mouth that moment later make me burst laf 12 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Nobody: 7:42am On Jul 04, 2022 |
Ballzproblemm:Omo,chai! |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Stargangz: 8:12am On Jul 04, 2022 |
Nicepoker:I don quit patapata 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Boogyman557: 8:15am On Jul 04, 2022 |
Holly Gram Chai.. U don make me remember something oooo! That was early las year.. I from ASHAWOO house de come back that morning.. I de rush to go house, so dat I fit LITE UP WEED and SMOKE.. I say make I kuku enter bike so dat I go reach house fas fas.. I know know say police they for round about.. As I stop bike, I sey make I carry leg up and enter! Behold! NaSo all my RAW WEED and raped WEED just TROWEY for GROUND! before I know waiting de xup, police don grab me for waist.. As I sey make I drag my self, Dem give me better HOT SLAP for eyes... Before I go open my eyes again, we don' reach police station! na my uncle come bail me the next morning.. Waiting still de vex me be say.. them no give me my WEED back! LITE UP my WEED in peace WTF MAN! 30 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Sucre6: 8:49am On Jul 04, 2022 |
Back then in school, ASUU was striking as usual, so I had to stay home. One evening my dad sent me to buy fuel for the Generator, after buying the fuel I decided to one stone and kill two birds so i visited bet9ja shop to stake my games. After staking, I drove home on my dads car, when I got home, I brought down the fuel from the boot and my dad demanded I give him the keys to the car as he was rushing to somewhere, I gave him the car keys, and he left, after a few while, I was searching for my bet ticket to no avail, I decided to go and restake the game, two hours later my dad came back and called me to the palor, in the presence of my siblings and cousins and mother. He brought out the bet slip which I obviously forgot inside the car, he started complaining and lamenting on how I am wasting away playing bet, he was advising my siblings not to take after me as I was a bad example, I felt like the ground should open and swallow me, my mum turned and shook her head and say u disappointed me son I was so embarrassed, I shyly took the slip from my dad and left, he called me back, and told me to give him change from the fuel I bought earlier, I put hand for pocket and guess what came out again? Another bet9ja slip . My dad shouted chai, this child is a lost course oo onye mere m ihia I can never forget that day, I felt like a fugitive in my own fathers house, everyone in the house was looking at me like an ex-convict Luckily enough the game came through, I told my elder brother to escort me to somewhere, I took him to bet9ja shop where I cashed out 15,000 times 2 = #30,000, I gave him 5k and shared 2k to my other siblings, they come dey hail me, thats how I reclaimed my street and house credibility My senior brother was like, senior man, show me the way nah, baba done sell him first son birth right gimme because of 5k 147 Likes 16 Shares |
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