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teeo: If you like her? Go straight to the point and stop going to the backyard when it's actually the sitting room you're looking for. Kilode de.

my guy am married ok and wil be wedn on 9t of nxt month so bleep off

ElFenomeno1: Make a start by selling kerosene in your local.
Goodluck.

i mean startn sumtin like mini station

MizMyColi: Okay, noted. might I inquire what your relationship is to her?

i have no relationship wit her, jst dat i hv read her contribution in many threads of dis section

akom0908: Because she's always here doesn't mean she will make a good wife,she's always here because she's among the people affected by unemployment

wil u shut ur fucking mouth up u son of a monster

hey guys
Pls i need urgent help on how to venture into oil and gas biz, with d minimum amount i can start with including d requirement needed. i wil appreciate a very good and matured contribution thanks.

Temigrace is the most consistent gal in dis section, and she might probably make a gud wife guys take note

Smartsyn: Op, please are you sure there is nothing else you can do to this your post, the english is not too good. Thanks

has ur madness goten 2 dis extent?

andromida: I feel great.

awwww reali?

herkeym001: That thing dey pain me pass anything becos my sis na one kind girl wey grow pass her age, she looks 20 but she be 15year old and she no get sense li̶̲̥̅ke̶̲̥̅ that becos her brain na still 15. The most painful part of it na wen any of my padi comment on her say "bobo, aburo e yi ti fine ju. Oma dagboro ru gan O°˚˚˚.

God bless u my brother

Afrok: Hehe... Stop feeling bad just tell her stuffs about the things she needs to know about guys. U know na all those codes wey U dey use for other girls (probably to deceive them), and the convincing words like "if U love me, let's do it" wey some guys dey talk.
Just make her understand the prons and cons of been around guys.
I no get younger sister(s) except my niece who's still trying to talk, my sisters are all older than I am but do talk to younger ones around me jokingly.

10ks

hi all
There is this tin dat has been bothering me, and feel lyk sharering it here wit u guys. The tin is dat i chase gals outside bt i hate 2 c my sisters standing wit a guy. do u guys have same expirience?

stingg: No girl will move near you with this is bad english of yours

and i luv ur grammer mr lecturer

rozzay: OP sorry oo but I'm trying to get somfin here- cos she didn't call u till 10pm it nearly cost u ur life. Pls explain cos I no understand dat part. ( Nofin wey we no go hear for nland)

i felt disappointed and heart broken dat i almost drank 2 stupor

Sunkyphil: wanna ask u how much do u give her after each round of sex mayb u shld increase d amount mayb she will romance u and show u her b.r.e.a.s.t

i only give her money 2 plait her hair and for her cream 5k once

2sExy1: smh... Its your type that think jam jam jam will make a lady enjoy sex. This is what p00rn has reduce you to. And what make you feel that she enjoyed it?

Mr Man, better learn how to engage a woman and stop frustraing them in bed

pls can enlighten me a little or refer me on were to read about it?

yes i will cos she might change at any tym by then i go cum be maga

mstik: my teaching days are over

lol!!! Wr do u reside?

mstik: That's me

cn u be my special teacher?

mstik: oh. Mr, Grammarian

yes!! Mis lecturer

mstik: Do I know ya?

ur best friend or hv u forgetin soo soon?

mstik: throw all your phones and gadgets away
#probemsolved#

U again?

hey pals!!! hw do i stop visiting nairaland? Am getting over addicted to the site i even skip breake fast and dinner dis day cos of nairaland true!!!

temigracie: the girl is nt feeling u enough...

i didn't get u, can u elaborate or expactiate a bit plsssss!!

coolzeal: she's playing you or perhaps she's a minor with no relationship experience. You don bleep her twice or maybe you know dey fire wella.

My guy dat is wat i tut as wel and as for d bleeping tins i be mechine gun for dat side

Hi!
Am dating a girl dat i love so much, though not long enough that we ve been in the relationship just about 2 months, but the problem i have with her is that she is nt use to calln,flash or textn me on phone unless i call her i have ask her concerning this issue her ans was that she dont have credit although i have bleeped her like 2 tyms bt wen making luv wit her she never romance me and have never remove her bra 4 me 2 touch her bossom. I dnt know if is because i told her she is d only gal i have now and truely she is cos i dnt double date niether do i cheat on her, last week sunday we sheduled on a date but she faild it which nearly cost me my life cos she did nt pick her cals until about 10pm. wat do u think guys? Cos am getting tired of her attitud.

r u among d messenger d devil sent 2 cum and destroy d destiny of our youth?

OCTAVO: So that's all the pictures you can provide? The pictures you posted appeared as if you are hiding something! No rare view, side view, interior, and engine. Even the front view was half revealed.

Which kind veiw you dey expect for car wey dey sell give u for 170k?

ehmmm! I think i should go for church ministry biz cos dat is d cheapest and d fastes growing biz in nigeria. Let me stay by professing to op.
May u neva sell fire wood
May boko haram strike anyone dat will say evil against dis tread
May ur future nva be as slugish as mikel
May anyone dat says amen wit u rejioce dis year A.....m.....e.....n!!!!

zobo bt if dat 1 is nt enough then u can ask suarez

hahahaha guy u funy die walahi

freshness2020: She has been hiding her real self until she got married! You can't pretend for life...

guy y u wicked like dis see as u jst dry d whole like wey dey dis forum

GOd have mercy on 9ja