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YoBoyfwend:
awaiting o'level? The one you used in entering your poly nkor

skarlett:
[size=20][b]No time for bïtching. . . . . . just bars. . . .

The tale of a great Amazon - LANICKY[/size]


•In the Kingdom of Nairaland/the ensemble of the grand and damned/the daffodil Lanicky was to be crowed Madam/. . she was deadly like Abu Azrael in Afghanistan/. .then the contest grew frosty . . .the haters wanted to have her hanged/but the masses loved her. . . . .the way Ragnar Lothbrok loved Athelstan/

•She was built for mainstream/has so much youth and great dreams/the 50k is hers to grab - she's gonna bruise and glaze spleens/ . . .she has brains, swag and an astute campaign team/

•The contest was stiff. . .but quite tantalizing/the hype too was rising/It seemed one-sided at first. . . . . . till Mimzy was caught plagiarizing/

•Lanny skyrocketed and had y'all hit with a boulder/ . No one's in her range. . . .though they peep through a rover/ She's Irving Leslie. . . .and she moves like a cobra/. . .whoever tests her. . .will no die with no heart. . . .Tito Vilanova/

•Her physique is sacred geometry - unlike y'all she ain't manky/and she glides when she walks - like legs doing Stanky/her meteoritic rise is why y'all are parky/Love Lanny and stop going green . . . like Bruce Banner when he's angry/

• Take lessons - Lanicky is a tutor/if you're a fiend - you'd be jettisoned off her schooner/she'll leave your face swollen like the Benihana Buddha/. . . .y'all are just litluns in this race - Lanny is a barracuda/

•I woulda voted refiner but Lanny is finer/a vicious hyena. . .with a pack of coyotes behind her/She moves with feline grace. . .no doubt, she's primer/Since the days of Moses. . .Lanny's been keeping y'all underground. . . .like Chilean miners/

•Lanny's wits gon be the real decider/she can't bovvered by the hate - it ain't worth a lil saliva/At the end of the day. . . .y'all would still need Lanny to connect.. . . .like Psiphon and Simple Server/

•Lanny remains sangfroid - in the face of opposition/she isn't after fame - or material acquisition/. . .Bow down to Lanny. . . .toll the bells for benediction/Whoever opposes . . . .expect his execution!!/


Cc
Iamwestafrican
StfuareyouGod
Istandwithlanicky
Estharfabian
Adeh39
Jeffreyjamez
Laveda
Jigsawkillah
Ipledge10
Ozila
Viktor1983
FlirtyKaren
Happiness87
iykekelvins
BIGkoboko
Andykruiz
heayey
adusco
ashjay001
mulante
EverLily
Naijasinglegirl
Smartguy001
bibijay123
kapable
blackrussian
anselm791
vault
Kaylexzy
Polymath56
Rutheby
sevantex
callmeVal
freegal
greatbaba
MbagwuAC
executioner27
breathing
JoeCutie
Dahprech
andreernest28
pablobellins
bravesoul2
Phut
E383,
josepn
Decker
Brown253[/b]

benjeeade:
Yea, I promise to vote for lanicky, Just sell the phone for me

benjeeade:
anyone wanna sell his M3 @Osun state should contact me via pm or call my number 08116289825

Dolaries:
How much, will I get if I vote you?

Gabadaya:
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daveP:
yinmu

LogoDWhiz:
Don't have any one I connect with over here
Maybe I can one day woo lorlaahlozz..
But she's not even active. .

What about you?

lanicky:
Amebo... Lawyer na your husby?

lanicky:
Marry a Niger lawyer at your own peril... Assasin go chase una wella

JoeCutie:
Okay, I'll do that.

Wetin consign me with AmazingAngel na? I don't 'know' her like offline o. I just know here on here. What's the matter, darl?

JoeCutie:
Alright, dear.

JoeCutie:


You don cray, aswear!
Forget all these things you see oh, I fear all these monikers with 'f'. More than half of them are guys. I'm tired of the things I see on Nairaland these days.

My health is getting more improved by the day, thank you, darl.

Come back na.

JoeCutie:
My dear I don't blame you. Nairaland isn't what it used to be. It's boring now, I'm just trying not to get totally disinterested. I miss those years when we were all actively rocking this place mehn. I fear it's never going to be the same again. I'm relieved to hear that you're fine.

JoeCutie:
Starshyne!

What's up? In fact, I'm almost getting worried. Is everything okay?

JigsawKillah:
you don't know
Ekaaro. . . Bawo ni night e?

JigsawKillah:
Starshyne. . .


If I swear for you ehn, e go catch you o