₦airaland Forum

My guy was this morning expecting his girl-friend ,othewiser call it his sex-mate.
My guy have bought gold circle and takes drugs for long-lasting as usual, only for the chick*,his girl friend appeared with TRADITIONAL WEDDING INVITATION, inviting my guy for the ceremony that will come-up two weeks from today,my guy head just dey scatter, suggest or advice!

Reposition yourself and experience what am saying.

1. Speak good grammer.
2. Be friendly and be good to people ,no matter who you are.
3. Be funny, laugh more often,find a better way of putting smile on people's face.
4. Dress well but don't be too fashionate.
5. Get ready of driving a washed ones.
6. Be very bold in your address, try to get answer to all questions,possible; solution to every problem.
7. Let people speak's good of you.
8. Dont rate some people down, and others high, respect people and dont judge them.
9. What is good to mr.A is also applicable to mr.B ,let your treatment be general...
10. You will observe,many will love you,money or no money....~CHARACTER~ is the main point in everything,at the place of work,school, home and what have you! Cultivate a good ones now.

midolian:
Ten reasons;

1) Money
2) Money
3) Money
4) Money
5) Money

6) Money
7) Na still Money
8.) Care (Abeg how person wan take show say hin dey caring without money?

he no get point.
1-10 =money money

maxit2:
Nonsense

go to hell

kazmanbanjoko:
Everybody love buhari. Everybody hates jonathan.

kazmanbanjoko:
Everybody love buhari. Everybody hates jonathan.

kazmanbanjoko:
Everybody love buhari. Everybody hates jonathan.

fallancy....dont decieve urself ,

kay1one2:
Nice.

president buhari na brain ooo oh.
This relocating is indirect sack, use ur brain.
All this our oga for army,that carrys big stomach around, chai O set by psquare/phyno

kay1one2:
Nice.

presiednt buhari na brain ooo oh.
This relocating is indirect sack, use ur brain.
All this our oga for army,that carrys big stomach around, chai O set by psquare/phyno

intbizoil:
lol guy you wicked o

not wickedness.

phayvoursky:
Thanks brother

welcome dear,you can still call me on phone for direction during the process-- it's a little bit task but be determined.

phayvoursky:
How do I get into the Nigerian Army. Im a fresh graduate of futo.

go for UR NYSC , GET ur letter of recommendation.... Then, you can apply for DSSC/SSC JULY-CHOOSE ENUGU,IBADAN OR ABUJA AS UR EXAM CENTER, GO FOR THE EXAM DO WELL AND YOU WILL INVITED FOR SCREENING, YOU WILL EMBACK IN 9MONTHS MILITARY TRAINING AND YOU WILL PASS OUT AS A COMMISSIONED OFFICER, WITH A RANK NOT LESS THAN 2ND LTD, THATS IS ONE STAR.

andromida:
Good one.

Does not have to be cheap though affordable hotel will do. If you can afford it give her return fare do not try any quickie with her no matter how sultry she looks resist her Staru1 resist her.

thanks so much, i did as stated above, i gave her transport fare...
I have returned to barracks, i left her at diamond kruz hotel.

Cutest001:
welcome sister

lolz.. Thanks sister.

Cutest001:
Get a cheap hotel and pay for a night.
Be nice to her, welcome her. Take her to the hotel where she will put her things out,
Take her to a restaurant and ask her the purpose of her visit...
Let her go back to the hotel to sleep while you find your way home..
Tell her you paid for one night and she should leave the next day...
If she wants more... Ignore her like a housefly
That is being gentlemanly....

DONT LET HER KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE..

thanks brother..

mrdrizzy:
1st of all ur english is good enough for the girl to leave ya already!!

2ndly ya story isn't complete,when u went back to ya village did u see her?

3rd! A girl who tells u about the third party doesnt really care about u,if it was a joke its one hell of a expensive one

BL:drop the girl,she will ditch you anoda.i may hurt asper judging by ur right up it kinda seem like shes ur 1st,

ur not the 1st to fall out of love and wont be the last


next time dont cut any story short,we dont know if u guys were on friendzone b4 u left for lagos!!

like i said, i saw her on the way,thats where she collected my current line.

I met a lady in some years ago named adaeze in imo state, as it's easy to say that done,so we exchanged contacts.. To cut it short, the day she called me, i have left for lagos already where i based.... So she keeping calling even when she returned to jos where she schooled,we fall in love,alots of promised made to each other but...we couldn't see for 4-5yrs,she called me one night and started narrating how a guy kissed and romanced her,and she said the guy is very good... After some days,they teasted the fruit(had sex) and she was deflowered,giving me reasons why it wouldn't work out for both us,1.army like woman,2.army dies on time, 3.army marry many wive,4.army are not steady, army this &army that,etc....
I fall out of love,she opened up to me that she is in love with the guy called ''chinedu'',and they are getting married soon because he showers her with a lot of gifts iteams.
Meanwhile,i can't afford those things then,
So i bug-off her, God see me through, i gained admission and passed out from nigeria defence academy,kaduna with 2nd ltd. I was given pass ,so i decided to visit my village, i met her again ,in respect to her speeches,maybe she have children now but none.
She demaned for my line again,which i gave her ...
Four days later,i returned to sobi barrack,kwara state where i was posted.. She started calling and requesting for 2nd chance which i said ''it's impossible'' because i had a lady,we stood by me in time of difficuities and trials.
Moreso,she have been begging me through phone,sms &whatsapp,even through her friends that are close to me...
Just yesterday,i dont know how she heard that i enter 34 artilery,obireze barrack,owerri--
she left where she works and enter night bus,
she is on her way to visit me! Pls what may i do?

Raiders:
Congratulation Gov Rochas. Please continue your good work in Imo state

foolish people, inec hasn't yet declared him the winner,they ve started vibrating already..

SaiBuharii:
What is the Hell is happening in the east/south. When did igbos become so desperate for power? Even Ojukwu did not fight for power, he fought for independence/seperation. However, instead of the few ones that have sense to travel back to the east and make things better, they are in Lagos "dragging" Lagos with yoruba people, and saying a yorubaland is a "no man's land", forgetting the best you can do is develop yourself and and your state so you don't have to view yourself as a second class citizen for life. And it makes you wonder if they have plans for their "children children" to settle down in an developed igbo land. Abi why will you vote for or rig for Ochendo - the most useless governor ever, why will you vote against or rig against Owelle - Rochas, your only hope of becoming a president, only igbo man with national appeal. Why will a normal human being vote Wike? What was the logic behind voting for a man that could not do notable projects to improve your welfare - GEJ. See our Lagos sef, wanting to force PDP on us, inspite of the parties failures. It's high time you take a clue from the west. The rate of development is unstoppable apart from Ekiti where their much bragged about professors have become non existent and the number of illiterates that prefer their stomach to their children's future are more...4 years from now they will stiil be in 2015 with Fayose.

It is well!

you started with point but u ends with political talk,which shows that you just an APC supporters- thats not good of u!
Who told you that rochas will be a president? U just a big dreamer.
Eye service man,who have not be able to contain his state,sorry to you.
Sia buhari, even buhari told rochas that he is a corrupted man, after his last visit before winning...t

2dice:
We Guys caused it..
Imagine some guy can go on their kneels swearing to Amadioha just to hit the kongo

lolz. 5% of blood is wasted in each action.

MrGabriel51:
ADMISSION INTO NIGERIA DEFENCE ACADEMY KADUNA(NDA) 2015/2016 67TH REGULAR COURSE SCREENING EXAM UPDATE / ASSISTANCE.

We Nda Kaduna wish to inform the general public that Nda 67th Regular course Screening exam holds on 14th April. Any Candidates who haven't print out their acknowledgment letter and photo card should do so now.
Note: Any Candidates that chose Nda and scored below 180 on Jamb Cbt should contact Col Jonhson, Nda portal on - O.8.O.6.2.1.7.3.3.9.4 - for result rectification and registering your registration details on data to write the forth coming Nda exam.


applicants who must have applied for Nigerian defence academy 67th regular course, should note the following:
1. Apply jamb
2. Select NDA as university choice
3. Same courses written in jamb should be applicable to the courses selected in NDA.
4. Score at least 240 in jamb to create more chance of gaining admission,though cut off mark is (180).
5. When filling NDA form,avoid mistakes.
6. Ensure your height is above 1.8inches for boys.
7. Have 5credits in less that 2 sitting.
8. Select different service of choice.
9. Print all the printable material immediately after your jamb.
10. Prepare very well the exam,harder than jamb.
11. Check your medical status.
12. Write very well in the exam.
13. Check shortlisted names in 21days after exam.
22. Appear before AFSB( armed force selection board for 21days solidify screening and interviews.
23. Resume as a cadet officer..


If you seek admission into NDA, i will strongly advice you kindly Contact directly to Colonel Johnson O, Nda admin portal on- O.8.O.6.2.1.7.3.3.9.4 - for admission assistance for your name to be shortlisted , for further inquiry, any Problems for help.

thanks for informing us the exam date.

deebsman1:
abeg what are we talking about, what are you talking?

not bcs buhari won, u are now thinking APC will win Those state u listed.

deebsman1:
probably Adamawa might be PDP, think Ribadu shld b sellable for them

na condition make crayfish bend.
Imagine errors in predicting, naija don become nairabet or 9jabet na abi? Or bcs GMB won,u think it remaining like dat.?

abduljabbar4:
I totally agree.

non-sense> totally disagreed.

midolian:
I remember when she said "Northerners dey born children throw for streets(Almajiris) and her(PEJ) pple no be like dem"

Now she z got no choice but to bow ..The so called "Almajiris" have kicked she/her and her husband out through the ballot box.

One really needs to be careful with the words of the mouth during joyful moments and angry moments.. for time changes, but the words will never change.


Godwin
Sai Baba

herba! Dont take it too personel.
If you follow politicians,you will commit murder!
Understand campaing ,party and individuals are differents base.

lomprico:
Let dem jubilate wildly! when ur fans where killing corpers n southerners in the north 4yrs ago u never came out to tell them to stop! . Jona has lost n congratulated u, but in ur case u will call for blood. The blood of the dead in d electoral violence 4yrs ago will haunt u
Anybody that insults me on this will face d same fate as the slain Nigerians 4yrs ago. I was a corper then n saw death first hand.

GMB will definitely mess himself up in office, last last ,his illness and etc will show up...
CONGRATS GMB!

publicenemy:
HE DIDNT HAVE A CHOICE BECOS THE ELECTION WAS VERY OPEN WITH INTERNATIONAL OBSERVERS,OBSERVING. IF PDP HAD THE CHANCE THEY WOULD HAVE RIGGED IT AGAIN.

which observers? Where them all d polling units, recommend dis man dat provided atmosphere for election, he has d power to nullify d election or put law dat would hv favour him to win!
Thanks so much GEJ, APC&PDP ARE ALL NIGERIAN.
HOPING GMB HAVE LEARNT FRM GEJ.

sincerenigerian:
I am proud to call Buhari my PRESIDENT.

As Jonathan concedes defeat.....

i ve started disliking dis forum bcs it's full of fake information.
Pls owner of dis forum should put law.

ireneony:
mumu APC supporter I pity una

cheif-army staff said, INEC can never declear GMB A WINNERS.
He didnt meet the requirement,
NOTE: HE LOST all states IN SOUTH-SOUTH,SOUTH-EAST..winning with north dat has 13states,north central-kogi,kwara,etc....and three frm south west, check on ur own?
GEJ WON MORE THAN 25% in more 29 states+FCT INCLUDING ALL GEO-POLITICAL ZONE.

humberjade:
PDP still no get 25% for here...smh

fake news, fake information.
Even as dat,PDP GET 27%.
U dnt even knw maths

lalasticlala:
PDP seeks cancelation of Kano, Jigawa, Kaduna, Gombe, Bauchi, Katsina and Kogi States elections






http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/pdp-seeks-cancelation-of-kano-jigawa-kaduna-gombe-bauchi-katsina-and-kogi-states-elections/

fake news

lalasticlala:
http://thenationonlineng.net/new/buhari-floors-jonathan-sambo-in-kaduna/

lies...

DrMaths:
Sahara Reporters will soon declare him the ONLINE WINNER of the presidential election

yea,online president.
They are all AGENTS OF APC.
too desperate of power.
Filled with fake results and information.