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both are liars but men lies most

jonaifame22:
oh I think I found someone like me,so I'm not all alone in dis,I tot I was the only one doomed for hell.

lol. Heaven for real.

religious you said? You mean ¤christain family¤, dnt call it off. Firstly,have you lied to guy? Secondly,is the guy a christain? Thirdly,are you a christain? Pls use the formula (2 corithain 5:17)

you have succeed in raising my penis up. Well,i does that daily. Pls dnt tell her, her trust wil be dead. For sleeping with ur gf's friend is a normal occurance to me.

let him try to romance his wife very well ,suck her weller before moving to love making. Loving making is for expression and sex is for pleasure. Let him make love with his wife instead of having sex. Let him try herbal medicine for long lasting. Avoid tramadol.

DMerciful:
GEJ program!

true talk

SimpleVili:
The post points to the type of individuals you will encounter in any lecture theatre in a typical Nigerian tertiary institution. Enjoy……

1.The “Dem they mark attendance?” crew These guys like writing names like mad.They don’t care what the list is all about, all they know is : “what list is that?”, they don’t even need you to reply and next: “If you finish, Make i write my name abeg”. These guys are much in most schools and they only come to class just to mark attendance in order to signify their presence, they gain NOTHING most times.

2. THE ON-LOOKERS
These guys, can look ! chai. They will definitely notice any slight movement in the lecture theatre. They are mostly guys who come to the hall in search of hot chicks. They mostly look really confident and you will think they know all what the course is talking about.

3.The Late-comers Gang

These guys are the badoos of the class,as they just tip into the class.Did i even say tip ? They bounce into the class, and go straight to the back seat because, to execute their features and exhibit their skills, that’s the best vantage location. They mostly walk in group and also referred to as the CARTELS,

4.The Usain Bolt type of Brethren These set of guys, can run.They don’t wait for the lecture to end and Zooooooooom!!!, they are already at the door . Most times i do wonder if they copy note at all because, before the lecturer drops his Marker, they have escaped probably for another class.


5.The Argument Lords
: These set of guys are those ones, that claim to be Gurus, the I-too-knows. They come into the class, sit down and start up one argument. Guess these set of Guys can be found in almost all the departments. They can be so annoying as they argue with almost everyone even the lecturer.

6.The Borrowers League
Whether they are students, or non-learning students, I don’t just understand. These people can never have pen or calculator even inside exam hall, they keep borrowing and never return any.

7.The Questionnaires Club
O’ Baba, these guys? They can ask questions like mad. They ask both the reasonable and Unreasonable questions, attimes ask questions out of context just to get noticed. These guys can be good in wasting lecturer’s time.

8.The Fashion stars All they pray for is people to look at them and WOWWWW. They have the latest fashion in Vogue. Swag up in all jordans and the next day it’s Nike as they torment those who feel tormented with their fashion whatever. These guys can be so weird when you step on their shoes, they are mostly proud and never rush to enter the lecture hall.

9. The Serious Ones These ones tend to pay attention and give no damn whatsoever of any distraction. They come to lectures so early that you wonder if they ever have night rests. They mostly sit in front and have complete notes though they are not mostly the smashers in class.

10 The photocopy Brethren These ones will copy every single letter you write in your note even though you are both in the class with the board seated in front. They are mostly short-sighted students who hardly see whatsoever the lecturer is writing with his very small ugly handwriting.

11.The Gadget FreaksThis categories of people are always seen with their smartphones, ipad etc. They don’t care what the next person is saying or even the lecturers. All they care about is their gadget.

12The Pastors : They always form holy and see others as the sinners. They are among the first to come to the hall so as to conduct the usual sermon which 95% of the audience will hardly listen to.

13. The Leaders
: : These ones, they will be the first to volunteer to help the lecturer sell his hand outs, clean the board (yeye eye service).
The list continues…………………………


Add yours
http://piusodiri..com/2015/07/categories-of-students-you-will-meet-in.html?m=1

14.mr.solter_ they solts to pass. 15. The Machinery user.

without psquare on the list?

op you mess-up. Does the girl always informing you whenever she want to go on visit to his guy? Why are u announcing it to her,it hurts bcs you made to feel that she is less important or less beautiful to ur girl. Your act is called "act of immature" .herba

aloa3:
Well i might later be crucified.....but all this are just my opinion after researching and listening to testimonies......
1... Agric related courses
2....Engineering courses
3.... Computer science
4.... Philosophy
5.... Sociology
6.... Public administration
7.... Geology
8.... Yoruba
9.... Mass Communication
10...Political science

Now note people also do fail but am just saying this courses are quite easy to get a first class in with the being hardworking...dont be lazy
Contary opinion are accepted

ur village school. Mad dog, engineering course. You know when people advice you to reduce hand in taking tramadol ,you think they dnt like you. See what excess of it is causing that you have totally lost ur sense of reasoning.

wow,great.

the girl's love for you was neither here nor there!! Maybe is because is been loved many,you and co, yet she has only one true lover. It's a clear case of one winning the people some time and not all the time. Is this phenomen,waiting to win a lost heart,you must be the greatest joker of all time. Wake-up. If You are learning creative writting,increase your ability. You didnt tell us if you are a student or worker ao what your opponents are, at least,we know what to place as an advice.

joehotnaija:
Good guys are the best you can wish or think for several reasons but unfortunately, they never seem to hit the right chords with the ladies. This is so despite their calm and understanding nature which most women seem to misinterpret as a sign of weakness. Different women have different reasons for wanting to embark on a relationship with a guy. This may range from the simple to the seemingly bizarre. For instance, some women date some guys for money and security while others date men for their physical appearance and nature.

However, the good guys fall short in the scale of preference of women in general for some inexplicable reasons. Some of these reasons are:

They completely forget women have a sexual side to them
Good guys a lot of the time see women as friends and confidante whom they can pour out their minds to while completely forgetting that they have a sexual side to them. The sexual side is where the bad guys get it easy as they have a some level of mastery when it comes to that. Good guys fail to realise that being nice is not enough to get the girls and is never enough for a girl to want to date you. As a good guy, you need to understand that it takes a whole lot of other qualities and factors to make dating occur or create any form of sexual chemistry.

They don’t always go for the nice girls either
This is perhaps the albatross of good guys. The nice guys always seem to find it difficult to go for the nice girls perhaps due to the natural law of attraction of “opposites attract”. If the good guys ever think of dating the nice girls, it might be for what you’d never expect – sex. That’s mostly because they do not see any nice girl as one they can introduce to their friends and family, mostly because they have an unreal expectation that their being nice is enough to get them the woman of their dreams.

READ: 4 Reasons Why Bad Boys Get All The Girls

They are aggressive in a passive way
Nice guys usually expect women to have an inkling of the way they feel and as such find it difficult to express themselves or say the things going on through their minds. It is normal to hear the good guys complain about how they feel they are being used by the girls they like but the fact is they are mostly scared to take a stand by letting them know how they feel, what their stands are on issues and what they expect from the women in general.

READ: No BS: Things You Shouldn’t Put Up With In Your Relationship

They seem completely ingenuine
The fact that a lot of good guys are fond of acting as if everything is OK all the time even when they are facing serious challenges make the ladies wary of them. The fact is everyone has bad days, just as everyone has made mistakes sometimes in the past. It is somewhat difficult to relate with someone who is perceived as one who hasn’t passed through any form of struggle in their lives. Even if as a guy, you appear as someone who has gone through quite a bit of travails but fail to reveal some of those obstacles you’ve passed through either in your professional or personal life, it would seem as if you’re fake and hiding some serious stuffs.

The only guy who would label himself a nice guy is one who is reflecting on an excuse about why he doesn’t get the things he wants
The ladies don’t want you to grumble or constantly make excuses for why you’re not able to get the things you want or achieve your set goals. A girl doesn’t want a guy that takes her out but becomes pissed if he’s not able to get her in bed at the end of the outing or one that gives her gifts while expecting to get something in return (usually sex-related). Actions like these negates the good guy that was initially portrayed from the beginning. It’s great to keep it at the back of your mind that doing something nice for someone doesn’t necessarily make them obligated to want to date you or have sex with you.

To be continued…
read alsohttp://newsvibesng..com/2015/07/17-signs-your-partner-takes-you-as.html
http://newsvibesng..com/

, nöted. I have learnt 4rm u. I wil tk correction. Tanx

Ayima:
BOY: Do you have a boyfriend?
GIRL: Nope, i don't have one.
BOY: Gen 2:18 "The lord God
said, it is not good for a man to
be alone, i wil make a helper
suitable for him
GIRL: "But i don't love you
BOY: 1 John 4:8 whoever does
not love,does not know God,
because God is love.
GIRL: & how do i know you
mean those words?
BOY: Mathew 12:34 for out of
the abundance of the heart
mouth speaks.
GIRL: but how can i be sure
that you're loyal& honest?
BOY: Mark 13:31 "heaven & earth will
pass away but my
words will never pass away
GIRL: But why me? There are
alot of girls out there
BOY: Proverbs 31:29 "Many
women do noble things, but you surpass
them all.
GIRL: But what is in me that
you like?
BOY: Song of solomon 4:7 "you
are altogether beautiful, my
darling there is no flaw in you"
GIRL: But i'm not all that
beautiful you're exaggerating
BOY: Proverbs 31:30 "charm is
deceptive, and beauty is
fleeting; but a woman who
fears the Lord is to be praised
GIRL: What happens if i say yes.
BOY: Genesis 2:24 "Therefore
man shall leave his father and his
mother & they shall become one flesh
GIRL: How come you know the scriptures
this much
BOY: Joshua 1;8 This book of
law shall not depart from your mouth
but you shall meditate on it day & night
so that you may be careful to do all that
is written in it. For then you make your
way prosperous and
you will have good success"
GIRL: Woow, I can see you
really love God
BOY: Psalm 34:8 oh, taste and see that
lord is good! Blessed is the man who
takes refuge in him.
GIRL: mmm. Ok please give
time to think about it
BOY: Philipian 4:8 "finally brethren,
whatever is true,
whatever honourable,
whatever is just, whatever is
commendable, if there is any
excellence, if there is anything
worthy of praise think about this thing
GIRL: oww I love you already
BOY: Revelation 22:21 "Amen".

töasting and getting a wife are differents o oh,you try.

tosyne2much:
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98percent correct,i would have given you 100percent but due no machine is complete accurate,you too baba.

MEILYN:
The sweet words work the magic. In fact, I have been winning hearts with sweet words.

Me: Baby, I feel very sick.......

She: What is wrong with you, have you taken drugs? Have you gone to see a Doctor?

Me: Yes I have. The illness is very severe and complicated. The doctor said I am suffering from the lack of vitamin U. I have taken all the drugs in the world but no improvements. The Doctor said Vitamin U is a disease of the heart, only the kisses from the girl I love can cure it. He also gave me prescriptions. You in the morning, you in the afternoon and more of you in the night.

She: hahahha, you are not serious. You almost scared me. I was worried and I thought you were sick for real.

Me: If you are really worried, then prepare yourself and head to my house right away. I need a lovely lady, a caring woman, the most beautiful creature in the world by my side in this moment of the sickness of you. At least, with you by my side I won't want to die. I don't want to miss those pretty things at the front of your chest, your lovely kisses and your wonderful smile. Even if I die, I go warn God make him no try nonsense with me ooo. Ehenn God so you dey jealous me abii? Allow me enjoy the rest of my life with the most beautiful creature wey you create.

Watin I dey even write? Una bye bye joor.

too much guy

no supplimentry dear. If u were invited 4 AFSB coming next month 4th or 5th,it wil be a different case.if not,wait and apply 4 69th regular course,

HelenAbubakar:
My name was among the successful candidates that wrote the NDA exam in the year 2015, i am so very happy as this was my fourth time of writing it and all my appreciation goes to General Wambai for his assistance i am very happy that few months from now i will be a Female Cadet. if your name is still not out yet, i will advice you contact him to help you before the last list is out and it is only few names that will be released so hurry up and here is Major General Wambai number 08077684016.

pls be informed that NDA does not have any supplimentary list.
Ignore whatever it is written above corncening major wambai..
It is a big fallancy.

Godson201333:
Bros i tire oo...Bt some guys are wicked sha cos five years no be beans ...

Think of this bros b4 you tire!
It's not matter of 5yrs, how old was dis lady before d started dating?probably,they met in secondary days,either of the two is furthering his/her education!
If the lady was 14yrs+5yrs=19yrs,she was deflowered by the guy. Age is not the matter.

Sexytemi:
Have been dating this guy for the past five year, we'av never fight or break up within those five years, I believed in his love even after moving to abuja and he was in lag, I could bet on is love with my life, because of him I told other guys off, recently we were to go to his sis wedding which I had prepared for, then a week to the wedding he stopped picking his calls that were from me, till the wedding day, i called his sis and asked her if he was @ the wedding and she said yes, I cried cos of the pains, when I told my friends, they were like I should forget him cos he's cheating on me, I refused to accept that logic and still believe he was not cheating on me, then Thursday this week, he told me on whatsapp how he has been having sex with a lady, and when I got angry, he started blaming and even stopped to reply my massages and am like who's suppose to be angry here, him or I?, that is why am here to ask if I should just let him go?.

Sexytemi:
Have been dating this guy for the past five year, we'av never fight or break up within those five years, I believed in his love even after moving to abuja and he was in lag, I could bet on is love with my life, because of him I told other guys off, recently we were to go to his sis wedding which I had prepared for, then a week to the wedding he stopped picking his calls that were from me, till the wedding day, i called his sis and asked her if he was @ the wedding and she said yes, I cried cos of the pains, when I told my friends, they were like I should forget him cos he's cheating on me, I refused to accept that logic and still believe he was not cheating on me, then Thursday this week, he told me on whatsapp how he has been having sex with a lady, and when I got angry, he started blaming and even stopped to reply my massages and am like who's suppose to be angry here, him or I?, that is why am here to ask if I should just let him go?.

IF you really want to attend the wedding, you should have call his sister before the wedding-day.
since you didnt agree that he cheating, then accept ''he is chatting with you''
FREE THAT GUY.

lefulefu:
dis your grammer ehn .are you related to mama piss?

lol. She is my sis. When u re in naija,behave like naija.

mrcasanova1:
Why won't she say "No"? She dey fear your 'Engrish' ni

enmisk join

[i][/i] When a naija lady says YES,she means NO.
When she say NO,she means YES. To maintain your respect :
.1.Give less audience
2.show Less attention.
3. Distance
4. Do more and less -talking:
I came-across a lady on her way to church.
She walks diligently,i stopped her,after series of questions.
I decided to give her a ride to her church but she refused to enter my car, it got me confusing,I then worship with her,--as i arrived church',she met me at entrance day and gave me her number which i never requested.
After some-days,she invited me, I expressed my feelings towards her ,she will think about it .
The reply i got after 3days was ''NO'', i called her to congratulate her as GEJ did to PMB,i move-on.
After 8days,she called and started saying,am heartless,am this & that,for how many days i have not call her on phone,I was shocked and speechless,i said in my mind ''after head-over'',.
We are like peter&paul of psquare now..
But my question is , if a lady takes 3days to think about being in relationship with you or not , how long will it take her if you propose to her ?

To me, you are just a womanizer. You too like girls, you want almost all the whole girls......

To me, you are just a womanizer. You too like girls, you want almost all the whole girls......

phayvoursky:
ok. drop your contact for me pls

08104692002

Jacksparrow0712:
Like seriously?

yeah

justified19:
what's this one saying?

ur head dear!

Dotwillis1:
Nigga I suggest u go to church and pray the kinda request God granted Solomon.

You need it

yea! Almost everyone need wisdom.

FLAWLES:
Shey na only me feel say this op no go school?

graduate clap ur hand!!
I dont need ur comment, just ur suggestion if you have any, dont insult people.thanks

mrmastermind:

Advice him on what? I see no problem here whatsoever dude.

ok sir...me self, i dey laugh....i wan get milk for him, since he have already taken drugs .