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Reincarnated: And for all of you thinking that what I do here is some sort of real ish, let me just say this now....the fact I flirt a lot doesn't mean I'm interested in any person here. I can't believe someone will actually mistaken my playfulness for some serious emotional attachment of some sort. I'm not the kind of nigga that goes online expecting to find myself a wife or girlfriend. If I want a girlfriend, there's enough here for me. Find itsmodella wherever she is and ask her if we were not mainly joking whenever we posted here. The day she supposedly "left me at the busstop", you can ask her as everything that happened that night was all a joke. I said it times without number that we were nothing more than friends but it seems some people still thought otherwise. I spoke to her via email but there was absolutely nothing. I didn't even ask her for her number because we were not like that. I'd rather meet you and ask for your number than do it over the Internet.

As for Lekpalicious, again...this is all a joke. I mean, c'mon...she's in south Africa... why will there be something ever going on between the two of us? I respect that chic and when she comes online, ask her cuz we both said we don't do all this unrealistic relationships. I told her I will get to know her better but nothing further than that because it just doesn't make any sense to me. If the tables were turned, i don't know, it probably will be different but it isn't.

I've said this so many times that I'm not looking for a girlfriend, i don't believe in long distance and i'm not looking to be emotionally attached right now but yet, for some unknown reason, people like Gom and even Daniel or njokusboy mistaken my jokes for something real. I flirt with som and a lot of others because I like them. I flirt with mostly som cuz we've already developed that kind of understanding that it is nothing more.... so nobody should keep insinuating the fact that I have feelings for someone here....cuz I don't.

It just got to me that most of y'all took it seriously when I was on self exile and were viewing me like some sort of love bound person so I decided to explain myself. Everything I do here, is not to be taking seriously except I say so.

Sorry for the rant.

Chill out jooo, I personally don't think anyone in here takes anything very serious...Who would think all these crush n wifey and you have a thing talks are for real? Why all these occasional emotional rants? Maria, se ko si?

Agbgift: BLOOD OF GOD!
See open confession.
Dear I give you hand.
Am helping him to say YES!
HE LOVES YOU TOO.

Lwkmd..see agbgift ooo... Alarina..

Ooooopppssss...someone is definitely slipping into coma tonight..

After the race for page 1111, melvin's exit was another interesting an funny moment for me,

jovialjov: Lmao! But apparently it was long ago na...

Jovialjov, what's your other moniker on this thread?

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Kikikiki. Implicit yab. Phew! [/color]

Indeed! Fork addict has bitten you.. You are quoting 1900 posts...

me_for_you: Don't understand some commentators here. How can can the woman teach the child esan when she doesn't understand the language.
The man must be a bull to think that a mom is not supposed to speak her language to her child.

Honestly, I also can't seem to understand the posters chanting 'teach the child your husband's language'. Have they all lost their sense of reasoning and comprehension? How can she teach the child a language she clearly does not understand and can not speak? Shouldn't that be the husband's job?


Ile has given the most practicable and reasonable advice- hubby should teach the child, while wife learns too. I wonder how difficult it is to figure out for mr head of the house.

Btw, I find his reason for banning the wife from speaking yoruba very petty. Smh!

Sorry pm'er, I don't remember the password to my nl email, so I don't do nl pms.

Reinc, last chance, how are you?

Reply me and stop liking my posts.

Dannyxy: are u saying u dn't like his e personality?, dn't lie.. I did nt say u have a crush, dn't get me wrong

Nah, I'm not getting you wrong.

You just made it seem like you figured something unfigurable . I like almost everybody's e-personality on this thread.

ochongonoko: You can't argue cos you're confused. Here's her reply

Lwkmd..you are mean...

Reincarnated, how are you..

Dannyxy: bro i am a psch major , u like state of mind, u can't deny it, i also won't force u to accept it, bt you knw it's true. She likes ur e-persona too, yeah women are that easy to read..

Sorry, you read me wrong about that..

ninnyanny: oh my world! Epic moment...bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahaahahhahaahahahhaahahaahahhahahahahahahaahhahahahaahhaahhaahhaahhahaahahahhaahhahahahhahahahahahahaahhahhaahhaahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahhaahahhhahahaahhahhahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhhaahahahahhaahhahahaahhaahhaahhaahhhahahhahahhahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahhahahahhaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Ghkwame, come and call ninny to order oo

ochongonoko: Will miss him too *wipes tears*

Erm erm.. *in reincarnated's voice*.. This one you're crying, do you a have a 'thing' for me?

I have many things for you

ochongonoko: I know you deactivated your account sha, as you opined earlier but I think you're ella.b though

EllaB ke? You should go through the guy's posts

Happy birthday iyawo tm, my sister's pregnant mate . I wish you many more fruitful years on earth and I pray you have a safe delivery.

I hope mr tm spoilt you silly. Cheers..

ochongonoko: Lol.. SOM is a badàss!!. See where I doffed my hat for her, when she noticed how I pretended not to know the pronounciation of 'ochongonoko', and rather tried to con you guys by spelling it as 'ochongoko'. Mehn, the chick caught me right there. I nearly confessed

Lmao.. Mehn, you denied that sheet for too long..

spade: Ha! Yes you have, albeit 'codedly' . I always knew it was only a question of time before your heart truly began to speak its mind like it just did



Ahn ahn Is Njokusboy truly that easy to read? LOL!
Honestly, I think wasting the youth is an even bigger distraction from achieving one's set goals. There's a lot of procrastination for most people when they're on their own. Like they don't owe anyone anything, and for that reason, have the freedom to laze around.

But when you've got responsibilities, there's little room in your head for costly goofs in the choices you make.

My kind of man

Reinc, choke on this line..

njokusboy: I was thinking about it... Meen, marriage is like the 100th thing on my mind now.. The thought of it freaks me out... If I can even have kids without marriage sef, I'd like it but society (African society) has made marriage too much of a big deal.. They see you as irresponsible if you don't get married...
But if I am gonna get married I go don hammer finish, I have enough problems of my own... I hope this does not count as an epistle

I figured this would be your line of thought..lol..different strokes..

ochongonoko: Hahahaha... I owe it to you, you're good and stand for what you believe in . I never thought you'd 'catch' me but I guess I didn't cover my tracks well by storming in on this thread acting like an old poster. I did throw away people's suspicions by posting with both caruj and ochon at the same time, many people including @peasant reincarnated and @itsModella fell for it

You stood your ground and never fell for my tricks. I opened my caruj moniker for the same reason as doomfa.. fight and cuss anybody that insults me first. It worked though cos I've been involved in my E-fights in the last two weeks and won them all . Once again, congrats . Wishing SpadeOfMind a HML in advance

@all, make una no vex.. Just wanted to see how it was fighting online, it can be fun sha.. Will be retiring the caruj moniker unless I have extreme need for it

@peasant reincarnated, abeg post something jor. No allow love turn you to mumu . We'll understand if you break your vow. It's normal . I miss your rants already

Awww..welcome back ochon.. I'll miss caruj...*wipes tears*

carujmonella: Lol.. So you're still convinced I'm ochon?. Don't we have different posting pattern?. I cuss a lot but ochon is a cool bruv. What makes you so darn SURE I'm him because others have been convinced at one point or another but you've never wavered. You're hell-bent that I'm ochon

Different posting pattern ke? Hell to the no.. Never been confused about it..convinced as always

spade: Hahaha! YES, YES, YESSSSSSSS!

Whoops! I better watch out for this ceiling fan before I get my head sliced

And 'early' marriage definitely won't be going out of fashion anytime soon
Nothing wrong in already having accomplished, self-reliant kids at 50.
Me I wanna carry my life do other things by that time, like really reaching for the Sun as far as my career is concerned.

*I better go get that Range Rover I go carry propose with*

Rolls eyes @ yes yes yessss... I haven't proposed yet so sit that yellow ass of yours before those fan blades slice your ear..

@ bolded, I agree with you..and of course I expect someone like njokus boy to disagree and tell you settling down at that age with a woman will be a distraction and deter you from achieving your set goals. (Ok, njokus, no epistles )

carujmonella: Lol.. I guess the original owner was a lot meaner than you.. Doomfa's early posts were hard and deadly. I even thought she's a ghanaian

Erm..erm.. Peasant reinc has been gagged by lekpa.. The foolish boy that you've a 'thing' for is in prison for being stùpid

It feels good cussing the peasant

Lmao..just saw the bolded.. You no well o

carujmonella: Lol.. I guess the original owner was a lot meaner than you.. Doomfa's early posts were hard and deadly. I even thought she's a ghanaian

Erm..erm.. Peasant reinc has been gagged by lekpa.. The foolish boy that you've a 'thing' for is in prison for being stùpid

It feels good cussing the peasant

Lol..maybe she is.. But she hates nl though.

I tried to make my early posts with dommfa on this thread different..intentionally made blunders and typos so no 1 would trace the handle to me, but after bba, I returned to normal.

Main reason I wasn't bothered the night you viewed and posted with both ochon and caruj cos I did that a lot, and intentionally too.

When are you gonna admit you are ochon?

dre11: hibernating
i guess

N I v a gift fr d mumu cos I'm in that mood now.

dre11: not only u
she been caught pants down

*rolls eyes*..

I confessed ni jo..and I'm handing over the handle to the owner soon sef.

Where is reinc again?

carujmonella: @the bolded...Yaaaayyyyyy!!. *dancing alingo*.. SpadeOfMind is kicking strong.. What a lovely news.. Name the future baby caruj .. I knew spade will break SOM's shell

Nah...I prefer ochon

Lol@ breaking shell

carujmonella: Look at what SOM has caused. Everyone now thinks I'm ochon

Lol..I have always said this and my stance hasn't changed

carujmonella: See em head .. I saw you viewing this thread for hours. . Well, since you're among the girls that have a 'thing' for reincarnated, I'll help you as much as I can

Nothing much happened sha.. @Dre was conversing with @agbgift, before we knew what was happening, @toyindipo caught @dre flirting with @agbgift. The love affair is the new buzz in this thread. @agbgift was even shy and left, nobody noticed till @dre started missing her

@njokusboy had a slight headache, so couldn't chat much

@spade(your larve ) never failed to grasp the opportuinity to diss mlevin for his lack of taste in clothes and entertainment wise. He shockingly left out
the mellishans in his subtle jibes . Could the world be coming to an end?

@kslib had airtel fùcking up his chances of chatting with us due to bad network but miraculously, he was able to chat freely with his new found love, @tabh . How he's able to achieve that feat remains a mystery to us . I guess love conquers all things including bad network . And before I forgot, any kisses was thrown about between them . The birth of Ktabh

@ninnynanny was busy updatinng us on the fight between mellishans and Msquare at melvin's FB page. Buncha delusional lots if you ask me. Adastunner and the new rétarded edo-born mellishan named sonia didn't fail to deliver in the quest to outdo the Msqaure in sheer and utter stupidity and fuckery. Their english is an eyesore. Text-typing like buncha nursery pupils. Smh. Fools with IQ less than my fingers

@Gom's topic made the FP for the first time and the niccur went beserk and even had to ask for ₦100 mtn card to to call @joskydaky , renew his internet subscription and fortunately for him, an anonymous samaritan helped him out. We think the good samaritan is @spade because GOM thinks he's a RICH MAN(emphasis on a man). .

@J&H was busy dragging ella.b with reinc. According to our inner sources, ella has friendzoned JH and daanyxy abi na kyle XY


@reincarnated flirted with @uju_sizzle,agbgift,royal pearl, tabh, flome,c'est moi, you and everything in skirts right under lekpalicious' nose. Lekpacious got and angry and refused to talk to him, seeking for a divorce. Me and other good guys like me tried to calm her down but reincarntaed won't stop chasing ladies like a dog on heat . So lekpa left the thread and that was when the scales fell off peasant reincarnated eyes and he tried apologizing but it was too late. He swore not to chat on here till @lekpalicious talks to him. A decision I know your crush, the drama queen, reincarnated can't achieve after all @GOM lasted only two weeks before coming to realization that he's been forgotten and forsaken . Lwkmd

@carujmonella was silent, watching all this drama unfold

Erm.. Erm.. That pretty much sums it up.... Happy sunday y'all


From our aproko and gbegebroun correspondent, reporting for BBA newpapers

Nice one ochon! I wasn't reading perse last night, I just peeped for a few minutes and the conversation then was about rein and his narcissism talk with uju. I had a really busy day and slept off very early. Now I can move on with the flow.

So spade is 24? And wants to get married soon? And I thought men of this generation don't dig the idea of 'early' marriage. But like ochon reported, GOM says you are 'rich' so I guess that settles it. I'd be ready by then.

I don't even know how to start updating myself.. and I hate 'carrying last' with gists

I need a summary from anyone please.. , till I find that energy to flip through the pages