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spade: So it started when I was trying to catch up on this very thread o.

Reading the past 50 or so pages I missed when my subscription ran out that last time, while on the side, putting some finishing touches on my 'Chase em down' tactics

But na one particular post make my blood hot eeeehhhh!

When asked by Reincarnated, she tried to downplay things, and said she was just my admirer.

JUST?

Just an ADMIRER?

Wait... On TOP of that, she mentioned Sholay2011?

Hold on oh. Cherekwa just a minute...
My future wife tried to put me in the "Admire-ree" Zone?

ADMIRE-REE ZONE?

AD-MAYA-REE... [size=16pt]ZONE!!![/size]

Na im I ask ooooh. My people

Spade + StateOfMind OR Sholay2011 + StateOfMind, which one reeks of "Mellishism"?


If you join Spade and StateOfMind, the result no be SpadeOfMind? A match made in Heaven?

Now compare am with joining Sholay2011 and StateOfMind. Wetin you go produce no be "StateOf2011"? Imagine o! We dey for 2013, dem still dey discuss the state of things in 2011! Abeg, my people,no be jonsing be dat?

Now I don conclude wetin my heart dey tell me to do since -- As soon as I regain my health, I'm handing my laptop over to a shoe-shiner in my street, and trekking with a bottle of palmwine, from Calabar to Gombe, Ibadan, Abeokuta, or wherever she's hiding, and I go carry am, kicking and screaming, to my house. Na by-force wedding things. I mean it.

Lmao...totally hilarious!!!

Can't wait for you to regain your health..

spade: By the way, there's a very good chance it was a comment from StateOfMind that gave me this ill health.
Something wey she talk the other day veeeeex me no be small. In short, I no even eat the day I read am. Whaaaaat!

Cont'd.

Ooopss..tell me about it?

Hmn...see spade coming here to act like the victim.. ..dude, you finished those people one by one. I followed that thread from the moment it started getting replies and I was shocketed at the way you singlehandedly buried all of them.

Its very Typical of nairalanders to bring in tribal sentiments and throw their reasoning faculties out of the window whenever an artiste or a political figure is being criticised, though sometimes some criticisms are also based on this same tribal nonsense.

And then, another popular but lame comeback is assuming your financial worth and comparing it with that of the person involved. But its nl, always be prepared for anything.



Agbgift, pele, get well soon dear..

Hi iyawo, se baby n kick?

Jekyll..sup, how's ella? Hope you taking good care of her?

Lucky gurl: Alosiby howdy?
There's this thread on forum games about describing people's personality real life based on their online behaviour.
Someone gave yours and I fell U should check it out.

Oops!! I can't give you the link cos I'm making use of a phone but It still won't be difficult for you to locate.
The description about U is in page 8 or thereabout.

Lol, you were minutes faster..


Already copied it cos the person was really on point. I give him 9.5\10.


Alosiby92 (The rose) - I stumble on her diary a
while ago, titled "Dear future husband" that
diary can make a guy just fall in love with her
and wish to be that husband she's talking
about. She strikes me as young woman in her
early 20's, 21years to be precise, has a very
beautiful personality, easy going and friendly,
Kind of chubby but not fat, average in height,
chocolate in completion. She's verrrry
emotional, introverted, loves her space has
few friends, has a strong sense of self and most
importantly loves her origin, She's a proud
Ijebu girl

Merkki: 190 the clown: Dreadlocks, not too tall, intelligent, suffers from low spërm count, alcoholic, fun loving, blunt and fraudulent.

speedyboi: Who go create my own picture now .

I have a totally different picture of Afam though. I've always thought he will be dark skinned, Unkempt , talks too much when with close friends and family.....But introvert in other cases, mid-20 kinda....i dunno!

For Adaobi, I've seen her picture before....so...

The unkempt part got me laughing out loud..tf?

Reincarnated: Lol no vex. But what was that first love post about? I didn't find it funny. I'm a married man, my wife will not like it

Mschewwww...

At this particular juncture, I don't mind any of them winning. They have all won me over

Bobby's mum is so pretty...

And this is furking hilarious.. She advised bobby to speak in tongues and not his normal language while praying and brought 'holy' water for his feet.

Okay...now its getting emotional

...And mum just told him his siblings have written their list, waiting for the money., bobby said they should go and register..

Reincarnated: I want to say something. I'm going to say it soon and its for StateOfMind

I dey hear una..

Havilah93:

ultimate daddy

That was hilarious!

Mummy just told dennis to fight less..

StateOfMind: Can't wait to see dennis' dramatic reaction.

Hahahaha..I knew it..dennis is such a cutie.

Can't wait to see dennis' dramatic reaction.

Awwww..I'm moved..

Edmund looks kinda shy.

Awww...edmund's mum..

Reincarnated: Aww isn't this the first time you've said this. who is my first love biko? And I have brothers.



Ok, do I have to say I missed you too

No you don't have to...

Itsmodella is.

Reincarnated: Everybody, StateOfMind is trying to tell me to pm her, that she has something private to tell me .

why can't you just be straight with me for once, my beans and plantain

I missed you...and your first love, your brother..and everyone..

Obrafour: Is This Normal?..Elikem and Pokello
share a tooth brush!
BBA contestant Pokello Nare is great
fan of social media,she shares with her
fans and followers every detail about her life….In one of her recent tweets, she confessed that she and her boo Elikem share a tooth brush!
The Swag Queen also adds that this is something they started doing way back in the BBA house,and have since kept the vice ….Read her words below»»»



http://bbafrica.tv/56974/is-this-normal-elikem-and-pokello-share-a-tooth-brush/

^^^ ewwww!

Very eeeewy!!

chinwe11: I need some advice, i am kinda confused right now. I have a 9 month old baby at home, and actually i havent worked since i put to bed as my hubby wanted the baby to get to at least nine months before i commence work. I am a doctor, i also have a masters degree. Problem now is that i am confused which route to take. I got a very high paying job, in which i would be able to use my knowledge gotten from the msc. However this high paying job has lots of work hours, and travel both domestic and foreign (35%). On the other hand, i got a normal government medical officer job (in this case i have no use for the masters here). This is about half the salary of the high paying job, but with more time for family, and no travel out of lagos.

This is my first child so i dont really know what bringing up a toddler entails. Do you think my husband is right in his advise to take the lower paying job? Whats your experience with combining hectic work schedule with bringing up kids. I dont want to wake up in the next 20 years and start wondering why i never pursued my dream and career.
Please advise

You also wouldn't want to wake up in the next 20years to realise you don't even know your own kids and your husband anymore.

Nobody will set your priorities right for you. You will do so yourself.

My belief is that as a married woman, you should endeavour to strike a balance between the home front and your career because at the end of the day, you will have only this family to fall back on.

I suppose your husband is quite comfortable and finance isn't really the issue here, but your 'career'. I'd advise you take up the government job so that you can spend quality time with your husband and your kid. Your child (and I think your marriage) is still too young to be abandoned for career. This is the time to nuture it. Do not underestimate the importance of a mother's attention and time in the growing years of a child. When the child(ren) is(are) grown to a certain age, you can then go for your goals.

Being a medical officer in a govt hospital isn't totally out of place. Its just a little sacrifice you have to make for a while.

Reinc

vivianc: Don't mind them. If this poster where to be a chic complaining about a dude, we would have seen a lot of "How to calm him down and treat him like a king" lists. But since reverse is the case, how dare me! Right? How dare me demand she should be treated right, huh? Of course she shouldn't be, she should just smile and remain cool even when the guy drives her insane. If she couldn't the guy should move on jare..... After all he is doing her a favour by considering to marry her.

Hypocrites.

I think you are still missing their points. I'm more concerned about how she controls her temper than what the guy does to make her angry. In this crazy world we live in, we are bound to be angered by people but we should be able to control our anger to a reasonable extent. Someone who gets angry over little things and raises her voice every time is definitely too much to handle for a calm guy. (working with the info poster gave).

@bolded, I personally would have told the chic I smell future abuse and she should run for her life.

Uncontrollable temper is a red flag for me. Ask most victims of abuse, they usually see it coming but ignore the signs.

@Op, if you have the patience to enrol her in an anger management class, and wait for a positive outcome, do so, if not run for your life.

Btw, an important question has been asked, does she react the same way to other people around her?

Dannyxy: U see why a lady might never win ultimate search?, the same thing what happened oyinye last year jst happened to ify... They let their emotions becloud them, such that they become so disoriented and confused...

Now what has emotion got to do with this? Is it the same emotion that beclouded dennis and edmund and made them disoriented n confused (dennis especially)? The same emotions that made her interpret and locate all her clues first giving the boys a good lead?

I wonder if this your close mind will ever be open.

Yes, its SOM and I have come again.

caseless: didn't u hear edmund telling bobby, 'i started digging the spot first, u nor even allow my hand enter ' at the camp?

wetin dat boy do u sef? na him go win am by God's grace!

So I should believe what they told each other over what I clearly saw

Hausa: no its not that. He wasnt even sure there was something there

Edmund initially wanted to play smart. Immediately bobby started digging, he just dipped his hands into what bobby dug. If the hammer had been sighted then, he could have robbed bobby. He gave up cos he didn't think the digging would yield anything, but bobby was too convinced to leave. Its how I saw it though, you may not see it that way.

Wow! Bobby actually looks good with this bandana . Freshhh

Welldone bobby. Your conviction is really commendable. Edmund almost wanted to rob him, thank God he didn't give up.

Youngsage: [b]Yo my people!!!
wats happening??



Did I jst hear someone say today is the final??
Today is not the final oooo

#teameddy&ify[b]

Its definitely not..semi final it is.

I'm over excited tonight...

kilode95: E be like say i go remove marriage from my agenda

I know the responses and statistics in here are scary but it is important to note that these men do not cheat with animals, they do with women (both married and single).

In short, cheating is becoming normal for both men and women. Crazy world yoh, shine your eyes..