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Esji80:
@STENON ,I have foward my CV to easzy two weeks ago but I am yet to hear from him.Pls let me know whenever u come across any Sokoto/Kebbi/Zamafara vacancy.I am grateful sis.

nitane25:
not often true #sciencestudents .....bt I get ur point on one who plans2tk govt tho...he has learnt

Jamean:
Hello everyone,

So this thread is borne out of my current experience in a hostel facility. Living with people from different background and having different personalities. It’s a wonderful experience anyway, as I think you can’t really conclude on how good your attitude is until you live with people who are not family.

I will like to pen down 10 categories of ladies you will find in a female hostel......Girls can form sha

Enjoy!

1) The Mother Hen – this category of ladies are very advanced in age and at that behave as if they are mother to everyone. You hear hostel mates addressing them as “Aunty Mary” or “Sister Joy”. Hian! It can vex me ehn...are we not in an academic environment, or did I stop you from starting life early. Addressing you as aunty doesn’t really mean I respect you. They also go about forming adviser Nowamagbe because of their experiences.

2) The Spirit Koko – this category wakes you up in the morning with the sound of speaking in tongues, they pray like the Pharisees and rub religion into every conversation. (Aza bilivoh syndrome). They also campaign for hostel devotion prayers, religious activities and worry you if you don’t attend fellowship meetings.

3) The Bully – this category are deceived by their physical size or strength so think they can trample on anyone. They are aggressive, accost and jump lines. They are non- receptive to new roommates and quarrel as often as they have an audience. They are typical noisemakers.

4) The Cook – this category are utmostly concerned with what they will cook to it, they buy food stuff like it is a family house, cook all day long and crucify others that eat out. Their dresses always smell of kitchen....eeeew!

5) The Borrower – this category can borrow anything from cotton bud, face wipes, detergent, food seasoning, toothpaste to even your bathing sponge They never consider buying theirs for peace sake.

6) The Nerd – they are called oversyllabus or Scholastica. She goes about with books and study materials, discussing what she has covered even far beyond the lecturer, intimidating people who have not been studying. Their social life is inversely tending towards infinity.

7) The Wannabe Big Girl – this one’s claim to be what they are really not, live fake lives and snubs at people. She lies about having good escapades. It’s all a sham.

8.) The Big Girl – by their decking and carriage you know them. Expensive designer clothing, TFC meals, Goat human hair, vacation trip. She is also polite and mingle when necessary.

9) The Absentee – this category of ladies are never around, they just breeze in and breeze out. They usually have a 1,001 other places to pass the night. Their space is unkempt because they never have time to arrange it. Some of them don’t even know the name of co-roommates. The days they are around they sleep for like 2days straight.

10) The Regular Girl – she is cool, calm and collected. Walks into the room, greet everyone and retires to her corner. Participates in gist when needful or invited. She lives a moderate life; you cannot easily classify her personality, but you admire her from a distance.

[s] Well, I am not too sure of the section to post this, forgive me [/s]

You can add yours.....

Aim07:
Pls can u link me up, i am done with my NYSC and reside in Ikorodu, can the sch provide accomodation? thanks. I read Applied Chemistry

babawere:
Dear candidate,

After careful consideration of your profile, we are pleased to invite you for an aptitude test and interview. Which comes up as follows:

Date: 31/08/2015

Venue: Cleverland international schools, baba-ode road, via onibuku, off idiroko road. Ogun state.

Time: 12pm


You are required to come with the following
1. A copy of your CV
2. Writing materials and calculator 
3. A valid means of identification.

I got this email this morning.... Hopefully I can clinch this...can anyone help with d school structure and wat to expect?...

MacJC:
NOW U ARE TRYING TO SHOW ME UR DRIBBLING SKILLZ AS A TOP STRIKER ABI?

Na lie, u no fit dribble me u hear? When I say we go "wash" am, u know wetin I dey talk o.
Anywayz, I won't dig a hole in ur pocket u hear?
I DON'T EAT MUCH. Just buy me 3 pizzas, 4 suya steaks, 5 plates of isi-ewu, 6 shawarma, 7 cups of ice-cream, 8 boxes of chocolates, 9............10....

** I'm watching my weight**

damola311:
sent u a pm.... need an info from u.... hope to see your reply soon

Praise5:
Oh my goodness! Lekki is quite far away from my residence and I still have a lil baby at hand. Thanks for having me in mind, I really appreciate your kind gesture. *now I feel like crying* lol

daff12:
Due to expansion, a day and boarding school in lagos requires applications from qualified teachers to fill in the following positions:
1. Accounts/Business studies teacher;
2. English language/Literature teacher;
3. Chemistry teacher;
4. Class teachers for Nursery/Primary school and
5. Boarding house master.
Applicants(1-3) should have at least two years teaching experience and must have prepared students for WASSCE AND IGCSE examinations.
Applicants for position 4 should be able to teach using the montessori method.
Applicants are expected to send their CVs to jaykeiam@yahoo.com latest Thursday, 27th August, 2015 or call 08101557175 for more information.
Salary is attractive.
Only selected applicants will be contacted. Successful applicants will resume work on Monday, 14th September, 2015. GOOD LUCK!

MyFlair:
. Congrats dear. Pm me, we seem to hv similar experience, thou mine was sometime ago.

akanduteenah:
i have sent you a pm. Thanks.

Ivoryd1:
Jus comin from southcrest college, lekki...not a secondary school....jus sixth form....I don't ave experience in sixth form but d man d@ interviewed me actually hoped to employ me.....to take 3 subjects...they operate part time(3 times a week ) n full tyme....they will decide which one to give you..no accommodation...though weren't willing to pay up to 100k for full n 40k for p.t......any wayzz sha don't fink I can take d part tyme....cuz I can't take permission for 3days a week from my work place....if full tyme...still finkin cuz it can give someone xperience in sixth form.....
D@s my feed back....I owe it to d house...greeting all una

MacJC:
Congratulobia!!!
We go wash am o. And am not talking omo (soap) here o!
**one more TOP STRIKER off d transfer market**

oneluvs:
.

Congrats oooo my sister. God that made it for you will surely do others.
Pls kindly link me up with the management that said you should bring two people. I will be very appreciated.

Praise5:
Oh my goodness! Lekki is quite far away from my residence and I still have a lil baby at hand. Thanks for having me in mind, I really appreciate your kind gesture. *now I feel like crying* lol

akanduteenah:
pls link me up. Wats the range of their pay? I have a B.Sc and 3 years teaching and managing position. Thks. Is accomodation included?

folabunmi:
Congratulation!you are good to go.

Horlazuncanmi:
Am a silent follower, but just praying this transfer Window will favour me, i have submitted my cv around and got many invites but ignored it, will be going to one of the biggest School in Alagbole Akure tomorrow for interview

Praise5:
Thanks and Amen to your prayers for me. I believe what is mine will surely come to me. Yes I'm through with NYSC and have been attaching my discharge certificate as well. I have a Bsc in Educational Management/Economics. I have taught in a British curriculum Primary school. Besides Economics, I can teach any of Social Studies, Business Studies, Agric, Civic education and CRS. I left my last place of work because I and my family rolocated. Thanks for your concern.

Praise5:
Congratulations

Praise5:
Congratulations

Kazrem:
Wish you success.

Kazrem:
Harsh pms require harsh response.