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Lovelynature:
[i]So when you start the talk, just make your intention known to her before she starts seeing you as 'just a friend' and you start shouting 'Friend Zone' everywhere.

I sincerely believe that FRIENDSHIP is the foundation upon which true love is built.

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Ok

Phyno and Falz all the way



Yipee!

Swt

**walks in

**looks around

**scrolls down

!!!!MALE ZONE!!!!

**runz out

romzyxy:
K. Like d song 2.
Derailers.....dats anoda genre of song ryt?

#joking

There was confusion at Oke Initea area of Osogbo, Osun State, today Tuesday 18th August, following the discovery of the remains of a 27-years-old man, Adekola Busari, who had hung himself.

According to reports, Busari, was indebted to a micro finance bank, but his wife had assisted in repaying the loan, remaining just N18,000 to balance up. Although things were said to be down for the man, but it was not certain if the debt was the reason he had killed himself. The deceased’s wife, Bidemi, was said to have discovered the corpse of her husband dangling inside their sitting room when she went to urinate early in the morning.

Amidst wailing, the widow said her husband did not show any sign that he would kill himself. She said: ” My husband went out to watch a football match last night and stayed till 11pm and when he came back home, he ate, we chatted, prayed together and he went to bed without any sign. Though he is financially indebted, I have been paying the debt for the loan he took from a micro finance bank. So I don’t understand why he hung himself. “I woke up to urinate and discovered that the cloth I used to cover our two year-old child was missing, only to find out that it was the cloth my husband used to hang himself.”

The Divisional Officer of the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps, in Olorunda Local Government Area, Mr. Babatunde Ojeniyi, confirmed the incident to PUNCH on the telephone.

He said: ” We have informed the Water and Environmental Department at the Local Government Area, whose responsibility it is to remove the corpse. But we were told that certain traditional rites would have to be performed before the body would be lowered.”


www.lailasblog.com/2015/08/27-year-old-man-hangs-himself-over.html?m=1

Mologi:
The irony of this ban is that,they(NBC ) help to promote this albums.....

Correct!


Ah dunno most ov'em, bt now am about to download lyk 5

fredleo95:
Well well well... some are songs that we really love to listen to, regardless of the "obscene" msgs and imagery.... we can understand that it exposes the mind of youngsters and children to hostile and corrupt ideology... so let it be taken as corrective measures(the ban)... but as for we wey wan watch am we go download am.... NO QUALMS

Lol

Bt u know, its of no use banning it now that we've listened to and watched it. They should be banned even b4 dia release.


Attention!

"SFB" means Safe For Broadcast.

At a time many people are becoming increasingly uncomfortable with the rate of sexual immorality among the youth, a 19-year old student of the School of Nursing, Lagos University Teaching Hospital, Idi Araba, Mosunmola Oladipo, has won the Miss Virginity 2015 beauty pageant. Oladipo beat 51 other self-confessed virgins at the event held on Saturday in Surulere, Lagos.

According to her, there was a lot of pressure from many people outside, but she was able to preserve her flower based on her conviction.

Oladipo said: “It’s all about self-determination. It is about knowing what you want to achieve. It is a thing of honour to be a virgin.” Although the originator of the competition, Princess Adunni Adediran, noted that the contestants were not medically or physically tested, she said it was organised to honour and appreciate virgins.

According to her, the judges considered the candidates’ appearances and I.Q. Adediran said: “I was thinking of our female children who men repeatedly use to satisfy their carnal desires before they are finally dumped. These girls will have undergone several abortions till their wombs are damaged. And when they marry they cannot have children. Some girls even run mad.” She added that some of the 52 contestants were mobilised by a Muslim cleric, Alfa Sharafadeen Bulala.

“When he saw our handbills, he was excited at the prospects and invited virgins in his mosque and the surrounding neighbourhood. When we started, we had a veteran gynaecologist helping us – Dr. Naimdeem Adeikemade. But some parents were grumbling that we were violating the privacy of their children by inspecting their privates. The ministry of health also wrote me a letter in 2009 on the same issue. This time around, God forbid that anyone who is not a virgin would come here to contest. I’m not testing them but they don’t know,” she said.

Bulala and a church leader, Dr. Adedayo Oyebamjo, as well as Associate Prof. of Guidance and Counselling, Dr. Oluyemisi Pitan, addressed the girls on health, social and other related issues.

www.lailasblog.com/2015/08/nursing-student-emerges-miss-virgin.html?m=1

Cc:Lalasticlala Ishilove

OAP Yaw Naija shared this list last night - songs labelled ‘Not
To Be Broadcast’ (NTBB) by the National Broadcasting
Commission (NBC). Reasons for banning the songs include
‘obscene video, drug trafficking, vulgar lyrics, violence,
among others. What do you think?





www.lailasblog.com/2015/08/check-out-new-list-of-songs-banned-by.html?m=1

Manuelson:
Never mind

Lol..I get


My P.pic

Hmm

Hmm

killerman47:
Familiar?

Sorry never mind

U just nid to bring down ur expectations a little

U cnt find sum1 who is 100% perfect

Tinyemeka:
If to say u put N1000 or USD bills, I for dey concerned. N500 no dey reign again.

All join

As long as its more than 10,000

Tinyemeka:
If to say u put N1000 or USD bills, I for dey concerned. N500 no dey reign again.

All join


As long as its more dan 10,000

Tinyemeka:
Lol. See your life? So the pic wasn't even yours sef?
Change it and put ur pic biko. Let everyone be happy.

Enemy of progress

So d tin bin dey pain u all this while

killerman47:
I really don't know, I think my taste for ladies is very high, not I get flocked by the once that don't meet my criteria, not I get scared of getting committed, I think, dats it..... (I don't like toying with people emotions, not heart)

Hmm


Familiar.

OLUJOSHINS:
learn to admit when U err. it opens the mind to correction.

Ah still don't get where dis 'error' is..

Tinyemeka:
My friend go and sit down.

Your profile pic shows that you are still a boarder. Is that not a student mattress I see on the hostel floor with N22,500 you were supposed to use to complete your school fees?

Face your studies and finish NYSC before you begin to discuss marriage matters. Is still early for you now. Trust me.

P.S. Husbands begin to look the way of side chicks when a lack forms in the marriage. When the wife fails to meet certain expectations required by the husband, which he hitherto felt should have been his due.

That's the secret. She who has ears, let her hear.

Olodo...last time I checked, boarders use a bunk bed..and not a floor matress



I c u're a graduate who is yet to get a job..u probably graduated with a 3rd class


That's why u joblessly counted d money. Even I who put it up here dunno how much it is. Ah aint sure if u counted it well

romzyxy:
Do u like hip hop or u just like dat particular song by defloaf?

I like hip hop..not all tho'...bt I really love the song 'try me'












#derailers

OLUJOSHINS:
Hmmmm so his skin colour suddenly has an effect on his brain or U are just being silly.

No..u're just d one whoz silly

Y not ask wat black brain means?

Besides..last time I checked, am entitled to my own opinion, whether meaningful or meaningless.

Kylie Jenner is getting tons of offers to star in adult films but we’ve
learned that her big sis, Kim Kardashian doesn’t believe she should do
one! But you won’t believe why Kim doesn’t want her to follow in her
footsteps.
Kylie Jenner, 18, has been offered $10 million to star in a
sex tape with her boyfriend Tyga but Kim Kardashian, 34, is
telling her no way! The reality star rose to fame in her own
sex tape with her ex-boyfriend Ray J but she doesn’t want
her baby sis to do it too. Why? Because she is worried of
Kylie being sexually exploited?
Nope!


“Kim’s so scared of Kylie catapulting into international fame
that she’s begging her NOT to do a sex tape,” our insider tells
us. “Kim doesn’t want to be outdone. Kim’s told Kylie she’s
‘already famous enough’ and that ‘doing a sex tape will ruin
your soul.’ Kim even went so far as to tell Kylie, ‘If I could go
back in time I wouldn’t have made a sex tape with Ray J.’
Kim’s worried that if Kylie were to make a sex tape with
Tyga, not only would it earn more money than her tape with
Ray J, it would catapult Kylie into a different stratosphere of
fame and Kim doesn’t want that. She doesn’t want Kylie to be
the biggest thing on earth right now.” Wow! It’s great Kim is
looking out for Kylie but sort of nuts that the most famous
woman in the world is worried about her baby sister
eclipsing her fame.


We told you that Vivid founder, Steven Hirsch [the same
company that released Kim and Ray J’s tape] released a
public statement offering Kylie and Tyga $10 million to star
in their own: “Kim’s sex tape helped launch her career and
would be nothing but positive for you.” Another company
called BangYouLater offered $1.8 million: “This event will
make you even more famous than either Kim K or Paris
Hilton. [Tyga’s] scene must be at least 22 minutes in length.”
We aren’t too sure that Kylie would ever even agree to do something like this but what do you think?




hollywoodlife.com/2015/08/17/kim-kardashian-begging-kylie-jenner-not-to-do-a-sex-tape-doesnt-want-the-competition/

We can’t immediately verify why UI would make such
claims yet link the claim to an infographic that suggest
otherwise.

Webometrics, a ranking of all the Universities of
the World, has refuted claims by University of
Ibadan, UI, that it has been ranked Number
One higher institution in Nigeria by the Site.
As at 7:30pm Nigerian Time, University of Ibadan on one
of the Feature Slides on its Official Website –
www.ui.edu.ng – still claims UI is the ‘Best University in
Nigeria’ in the Year 2015.
Their claim has this rider: “Ranking According to
Webometrics.
To prove the genuineness of their ranking, UI
hyperlinked Image on the slide. Once you click on the
image, it takes you to the official site of Webometrics –
http://webometrics.info/en
To satisfy our curiosity, we clicked on the link. At
Webometrics, what we found was way dissimilar.
Obafemi Awolowo University is ranked Number 1.
University of Lagos, 2; and University of Ilorin is at
number 3.
University of Ibadan I is at a distant 64.
We can’t immediately verify why UI would make such
claims yet link the claim to an infographic that suggest
otherwise. But we understand from Webometrics that
“After publication on the July 31st we received evidence
of bad practices by a few universities, so a corrected
edition was needed.”
Webometrics says it is the largest academic ranking of
Higher Education Institutions since 2004. Every six
months an independent, objective, free, open scientific
exercise is performed by the Cybermetrics Lab in Spain
to provide reliable, multidimensional, updated and
useful information about the performance of
universities from all over the world based on their web
presence and impact.





www.greatnigeriastudents.com/ui-claims-its-been-ranked-no-1-rankings-say-ui-is-64th/

See as the outside take fine




D inside cum b sumtin else

Wow

Black brain

Hmm

Swt