₦airaland Forum

Op, looks dull and shy.

The guy got this look below.

Barely a week to elections, APC has continuously filled our ears with complaints. I wonder what happens when they eventually lose again after 28th march?
Another four years of massive lies and propaganda, I guess.

That's no student...future northern nomad in the making.

OLX has succeeded in buying the only site with the least scams.
I guess we'll stick to Nairaland.
I miss Nairalist.

Desperation at it's peak.
When other governors were busy campaigning in their states, this mofo came to Lagos to campaign for ambode.
Now, he's sharing "custom-made" soaps. How are the mighty fallen?

Abeg, add correct money dia!
You be learner?

Gaynaians and their cry cry attitude.
APC leaders must have learnt from them.

Op, just use Wate - on and complan. Thank me later.

You forgot to add the following;
1. Kissing can give you infections(STI)
2. Kissing can expose you to terrible mouth odour.

hadizadeezy:
am cock-sure you've not eaten this morning

You're quite right...you got anything edible for me?

Can a leopard change its spots?

hadizadeezy:
you think say na everybody MUMU like otuoke ppl?

You think say everybody be Zombie followers like una?
GEJ till B0kohari sees the light.

We'll laugh the last laugh. No vacancy in Aso Rock.
GEJ till 2019.

Islamic gospel singer? End time things.

vanilson:
GEJ has wrecked Nigeria with
1. The Chibok Girls
2. NNPC AS GOVT ATM
3. Police pension fund
4. Missing $20Billion
5. $9million Arms deal Embarrassment in SA
6. EKITIGATE Election fraud
7. Immigration job SCAM (He is just meeting the victims and dolling out money )
8 .DEPLETING External Reserves.
9. Devaluation of Naira to N250 to a $
10. Oil theft Increase
11. REWARDING THIEVES with NATIONAL honours and appointments
12. CRIPPLING OF THE EFCC
13. REFUSAL TO FIX NIGERIAN REFINERIES
14. Skyrocketed ELECTRICITY Bills
15. POLARIZATION OF NIGERIA LABOUR CONGRESS
16. STEALING IS NOT CORRUPTION
17. National Assembly INVASION by Police
19. Stella Oduah Aviation Scam (THE BULLET PROOF CARS...)
20. Kerosene subsidy
21. Last minute fighting of Insurgency
22. Sentencing soldiers to death for asking for weapons to fight
23. Directly supporting and paying 10million USD as salary to terorist Asari and Terrorist Tompolo amongst others
24. Palling around with boko haram chieftains in Niger and Dafty's inability to capture, extract information and bring to justice a singe
captured boko haram fighter up till today
25. Mrs Dafty's personal terrorist bombing campaigns in Rivers state (Stoning the opposition)
26. Dafty's work for the benefits of enemies of Nigeria - Handpicking Abacha's son as PDP candidate for Kano, stoppng FaniKayode,treasury
looting case and appointing him in his campaign, supporter of Anenih,IBB, and other treasury looters who should be in jail
27. Conversion of MOPOL to Meiguard of the rich while the poor wallow in abject insecurity; and using regular police, eg. Mbu, as political thugs!
28. Postponing elections by refusing to provide security when in fact,elections will last for only one day, and the entire armed forces and
police in Nigeria could have been deployed to secure just that 10hrs of the election day.
29. Sending troops to look for Sambisa forest in Tinubu's Ikoyi house
30. Giving AIT 10billion to air false and negative videos on APC.
31. REJECTION OF THE CARD READER.
32. CONFIRMATION OF [ Obanikoro ]THE ELECTION RIGGER as a MINISTER
33. FAILURE TO PUBLICLY DECLARE his ASSETS saying "I don't give a damn"
34. BURNING OF INEC OFFICE.
35. SPONSORING of ethnic MILITIAS TO STOP POLLS (e.g. MASSOB, OPC)
36. EMBARASSING PHONE CALL to the Moroccan KING...
37. Babysitting Boko Haram until it became the global threat it now is with ISIS
38. 9.2billion naira to buy stoves

One word for your post....PROPAGANDA!
@topic,
Mr Jega, we Nigerians are ashamed of you. You had four years to prepare for elections, but you disappointed us and the elections had to be shifted.
If you were competent, the election would have taken place as planned.
I hope you don't come up with excuses again.

What more are they gonna release that is worse than the propangada and lies they've been peddling against him for the past four years?

Oga B0kohari, e never reach the time to show us your certificate?

PhockPhockMan:
That's my president.
No vacancy in Aso Rock.

Abi o! No vacancy till 2019.
Buhari and Tinubu dey jones.

naijamark:
I wish @steppin had been diplomatic with words as you are. To answer your question, I have been to Onitsha, the information provided are first hand you may prove wrong if they are not. Please leave sentiments apart and advise OP appropriately.

Mumu, I don't need to be diplomatic or nice to bigots like you. I've tried to ignore your last reply but my moniker seems to find it's way into your confused posts.
You can say crap about a place you don't know, it doesn't change anything.
Stop quoting me in ur silly posts

naijamark:
Of what importance is Onitsha to a man's life everyone there dreams of going to Lagos, PH or Abuja.

That's not the bone of contention here. Lagos, PH or Abuja are mega cities. I agree with that. But saying that Onitsha is a slum...nah, I disagree.
It a small place, but not a slum.
Lagos is even dirtier and slummier(if there's any word like that) than Onitsha except for some places meant for the rich folks.

Gej is working o!
Weldone sir!

Lai Mohammed...living in denial as always.

naijamark:
I'm sure you're too broke to even place a bet. I insist (for the benefit of OP) Onitsha is a slum right from the collapsing Niger bridge to Upper Iweka to Obosi (Owerri road), Awka road nko? Slums all slums. No street beautifications, pitch dark at night. I can go on and on.

Everybody is not a brokeass nigger like you. Naming all the popular places in Onitsha doesn't mean you've been there. It simply means you're trying too hard.
Like I said earlier, you need to stop using Michael West dictionary and use something better, cos you don't know what slum means.

naijamark:
It means Onitsha and your God damned village.

I can bet my last dime you've never set foot in Onitsha.
Mumu! Posting with sentiments!

naijamark:
Very true. Onitsha is one big slum, dry and boring but cheaper than PH. Weigh your options carefully.
PH: Lively, more opportunities but expensive
Osha: Rough, boring, no opportunities, cheaper (but not cheap either)

Do you even know the meaning of slum?

ImBae:
Dear future husband, Here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be my one and only all my life;

Take me on a date, I deserve it, babe
And don't forget the flowers every anniversary
'Cause if you'll treat me right I'll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries, buying what you need
You got that 9 to 5 but baby, so do I
So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies
I never learned to cook but I can write a hook..
You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy, tell me everything's alright
If you wanna get that special loving
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night
After every fight just apologize
And maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong, you know I'm never wrong
Why disagree?
Make time for me, don't leave me lonely
And know we'll never see your family more than mine
I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed
Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don't have a dirty mind, just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring
Future husband, better love me right.

- Meghan Trainor

Op, wake up abeg.

In government owned hospitals, it is done without consent. I once did it some years back without even knowing until the last minute.
The woman(Health counsellor I think) gave a lot of preaching about safe sex and abstinence. Later she told me that I was negative and I should practice safe sex at all times.
That was how I knew.

@Op,
I wanted to call you a loser but when I read your story, I felt for you.
I can imagine what it feels like waiting for someone, hoping that they'd change their mind and give you the second chance you deserve.
Personally, I wouldn't wait for that long, even if she was the only woman I've ever loved.
At some point, she'll probably think you're crazy or deluded.
She's trying to get your attention now, cos you've directed your feelings to the new lady and she feels left out. Never give her that chance again. If you do, she'll mess up your current relationship and your life once more and leave. There was a reason why she left in the first place.

lafuria1:
Mrs aisha buhari is yet to make any controversial statement and just doing her own thing without drawing attention. Na wa for patience. O wish her well.

Mrs Aisha has been reading from a script. If she says anything contrary to what she was given to say, she'll receive it hot.
We don't want that kind of restriction and backwards mentality for our women.
GEJ till 2019

We don't trust Buhari and we certainly don't trust his environment.
Rogues and dirtbags can only make things worse.

Smh....Poverty na bastard.
Op never chop, people they flaunt money.
If you work for your money, spend it.
It's nobody's business.