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JidennaJason:
We learn everyday...


Here in Warri, nah "Kobo Leg" we dey call am..

This is not meant to spite any lady here, but I notice that most Nigeria ladies have this Kobo leg, even Cristiano Ronaldo have it as well.

I love ladies with bow legs sha, Especially when they're on jean or gown, it's kinda sexy

But Kobo-Leg is bow-leg na

makermix1:
i wrote that purposely itk

very highly predictable response.

makermix1:
abi the kaduna seller know no wetin i dey write

The Kaduna seller made his mistake, you made yours. You are even.

So I am still yet to meet anybody with Corona in this Abuja, even after so many cases?

Maybe I am the shield itself.

JidennaJason:
I don't know who's more better between Zulum and Tinubu when it comes to eye-service....

At least Tinubu has the eyes

Squawka

Hakim Ziyech has scored three UCL goals in the last 16 in his career:

Soccer ball vs. Real
Soccer ball vs. Real
Soccer ball vs. Atlético

Making Madrid teams disappear

Optajoe

17 - Timo Werner (10 goals, 7 assists) has been directly involved in more goals in all competitions this season than any other player for ChelseaFC. Radar

Squawka

Hakim Ziyech’s goal against Atletico was his first goal at Stamford Bridge for Chelsea.

Finally off the mark.

Ok

Monogamy:
Yes it does

It gives an artist that is singing nonsense an opportunity to listen to his own wack song

And if your songs are sweet melody, winning grammy should be easy

Lol
Roddy Ricch's "The Box" is damn near diamond and didn't win a Grammy.

6 Grammy nominations, most by any male and still won 0

Grammy is the biggest fiction in the entertainment world. A big joke.

ipobarethieves:
u'll not make heaven

But true na, we've been using these emojis since 2005. That was before the Advent of WhatsApp (2009), 2go (2007), Twitter (2006), Instagram (2010) and only a year younger than Facebook (2004). When will we leave these Abeokuta emojis, Seun ?

IYANGBALI:
no mind baba legba

To slap Seun d hungry me, I only need massive turnout so that him no go ban me for this comment

Optajoe

17 - West Ham have lost all 17 previous Premier League games when conceding first against Manchester United at Old Trafford. Omen?

Statmandave

Manchester United hadn’t allowed a single shot on their goal when they took the lead against West Ham in the 53rd minute.

Total dominance rewarded. Fisted hand

But when will Oluwa Seun Osewa give us 21st century emojis? Sick and tired of these made in Abeokuta emojis

Squawka

No player had received more yellow cards in the Premier League this season than Harry Maguire (.

And he's committed more fouls (35) than any other centre-back in the division. Slab

Retro.

Optajoe

Five Nigerian players have scored a hat-trick in the Premier League:

Flag of Nigeria Yakubu x4
Flag of Nigeria Efan Ekoku
Flag of Nigeria Nwankwo Kanu
Flag of Nigeria Peter Odemwingie
Flag of Nigeria Kelechi Iheanacho

Super Eagles

Hmm[quote author=abumeinben post=99854244][/quote]I cooked soup three days ago with 1,500 naira and decided to go buy fufu to eat with and what I got shook me. Maybe it's now better to eat out because I don't believe a restaurant can be that heartless to sell that quantity of food to you.

Attacked pic is the fufu I bought for 50 naira in Abuja

Optajoe

Hakim Ziyech plays like someone was downloading Riyad Mahrez and stopped at 30%

RealGboy:
I couldn't sleep well in my friends house that night , my mind was already in that compound, all I could think of is the babe (iFareedah)
What a beautiful name ,

immediately it was morning, with the help of my friend I packed my few things and we head to the house ,
On getting there I checked inside and saw the Dog sleeping in it's cage before we entered,

when my friend saw the Dog he was shocked too and he refused to enter , he told me he's never seen a Lion this close ,

I laughed and told him it's just ordinary Dog na , I even assured him that the animal is a friendly one and in a bid to calm him I moved closer to the cage and said "kitty kitty " the dog looked up and surprisingly did not bark .I turned to my friend like a chairman and told him "you see say the Dog sabi me. fear fear boy "

If only someone had told me that day that the cage was unlocked I would have given my soul to the person free of charge .


While I turned my back to face my friend I heard the cage opening,.

at first I decided not to panic but you see that my friend the guy no dey use Dog play at all and.before I could say jack he took to his heels running like usain bolt and screaming chimoooo I don die..


Omo without waiting for further instructions I followed him and this lion followed us ., I thought my end has come , the funny thing was that i did not know where that speed came from but I caught up with my friend and even left him behind , next thing I heard my friend's voice crying and screaming " Nonso abeg wait, wait for me ".. with tears in my eyes I just replied "No vex my brother" .."Abeg no vex "but I couldn't wait ..

The Dog got hold of my friend's leg and threw him off , pounced on him and gave him strange bite , my friend was able to find a stick and attack the Dog back , passerby joined to help him and before long they were able to chase the Dog away.. .

I couldn't see all these at that time because I just kept running ,to make matters worse strangers that saw me also joined me in running, nobody was asking questions ,u see us just join us. Na when I finally stop I realized about 30 people were behind me and we were all gasping for air

,one man managed to ask me " O boy Wetin really happen na ,why u dey run " when I told them it was because of a Dog,. They got angry and started insulting me .

I later realized that the Man who asked me the question was a driver and the people behind him were mostly his passengers,he dumped his bus and followed me in running because they thought cultist or fulani herdsmen were killing people.

If not for some elderly women they would have beaten me up that day, they then told me not to be running carelessly like again o...


I called my friend number after settling down , at first he did not pick , and I was scared for him , when he later picked , it was curses upon curses , the guy no even let me explain before he hang up. But I was happy to even hear his voice atleast he's alive..
I called a bikeman to take me back home and the guy said that it would cost me 700 ,that's when I realized I have really travelled far. On getting home






Typing ...



On getting home ..

Na adult you make laugh like this? Your papa

Mukina2 , you are rather slow today. Too early to be sleeping already.

StepTwo:
Optajoe

1 - Amad Diallo's first goal for Manchester United came with his first ever shot for the club, and in just his third appearance (all as a substitute). Lift-off.

18 - At 18 years and 243 days, Amad Diallo is the youngest non-British player to ever score in major European competition for Manchester United. Notorious.

Optajoe

1 - Amad Diallo's first goal for Manchester United came with his first ever shot for the club, and in just his third appearance (all as a substitute). Lift-off.

UgiStat

46 - Anthony Martial is replaced by Ahmad Diallo
50 - Ahmad Diallo Scores.

Statement.

N2B2:
He is a goat.

I am a mumu GOAT(s)

Squawka

Amad Diallo scores his first ever competitive goal for Man Utd.

Less than six minutes after coming off the bench

FutbolBible

Harry Maguire with the goal line clearance of the season.

How can people not rate him as a defender? Brilliant defending for AC Milan. Clapping hands signClapping hands signClapping hands sign

IYANGBALI:
Time for Messi to retire from football especially now that ovulation is loud

Optajoe

This would be the first time the word Ovulation has been used in sport of any kind and especially the most popular sport of all time.

Standout.

Anneka101:
Why would someone in their right senses rape


Raping an old woman of that age is pure wickedness and I'm wondering the kind of pains she must have gone through. I'm shocked to the bones rn


#SayNotoRape.

Women are now endangered species.


The Future is Female.

Pains?

What happened to " you don't threaten an old woman with a big dick"? D

Statmandave

Despite dominating possession [67%] & territory [63%], Man City failed to create a big chance in the first half vs. Man Utd.

Kept at bay in the first 45. Cross mark

Optajoe

92 – Bruno Fernandes’ penalty was the 92nd taken in the @premierleague this season, equalling the same number from the entirety of last season. Interpretation.

Squawka

Kevin De Bruyne lost possession more times (7) than any other player on the pitch in the opening 20 minutes.

KDB looks a bit rusty.