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Wld someone tell you i love you?

Theres no need for an agreement if you want OUT so be it, aunty likes it or not AM OUT no be fight no be quarrel, i can only call once in a while if its too hard on her.

Can what?

Last nyt


Wldy say 'i love you'

Amen
Note:No plastic presents oh and no spraying,Fat fat envelope

Last month




wldy say i do?

E don te oh



Wldy meet a new friend?

If its not for marriage mehn leave the small girl alone, for me you should consider that kinda gap when you know you are going to marry her, if am her brother or friend i wont advice her to be your girlfriend, she needs someone her level, cmon its like a 300level Uni boy dating SS2 girl thats ,And bout her wanting to see you, most girls hope to get dis-virgined at 18 and it seems you are the lucky winner, so if u wanna help her break, enjoy but go easy.

kooldamsel:
@poster
My only advice is don't go out with her out of pity.If you love her,go ahead.You seem like a nice guy,i mean for putting her first.Jus don't play her because the playa always gets played

You sure about that?

Hehehe dem don give am concotion chop.

Ahh this one No oh e no fit be me et al et al

Hehehe,funny funny funny,
A friend told me about one experience, he was in a bar and there was this girl(the ones that charge by the touch),nice looking and stuff, good enough for the night, Bro approached her and was em can we talk, take things outside? would like to have you around for the night and the babes reply was: 'YOU BE YAHOO BOY?' dude was like what? No, and the reply he got was: 'NA ONLY YAHOO BOYS I DE FOLLOW'
Thats an ashy,they no longer F peeps who aint fraudsters.
For babes depends on the kind of girl you get because for me it aint hard to figure if she's a 'yahoo babe' or a ** u should let me love you** babe

Yeah, make it look juicy, you know like the new girl takes your breath away each time you see her,you dont know why she wasnt part of your life before now, sex with her is the best sex you've ever had, she's just one in a million and you have great plans for her, tell her one funny experience about you and you present babe even if its not true, but dont make it too known that you're faking be like em the first time we were to kiss she suddenly went cold you guess it meant alot to her and you were moved cos you've never had a girl that needs you that way before, she's the best thing to ever happen to you and stuff and i bet you if she doesnt have a juicy relationship like the one youre painting she's gon want you back by all means.
Get wise bro, she dumped you make her sorry and blame her parents for the genes and wish she were wiser
Not really a big deal its your time to slam her godforsaking ass

Was that supposed to be a qxtn?

Like i keep record lol i dunno



Wldy 'toast' a girl?

Hmmn stay away from him and his cobra only God knows what they have in common

Last-mid-nyt

Wldy receive a call?

Am i interrupting somefin?

Professor

Yeah i figure,but em not sure if the poster's a he or a she, are you?

and not young papa old mama
this relationship is likely not to stay strong for long cos soon she'll get too old when he's still got alota energy

Should i advice you ask your mum or you tell her?

Em ok but em mind explaining?

story

I missed the part where you guys got real intimate,
Did you guys have Vitamin X?
Do you just want him for booty call?
Do you have someone else you're dating? i mean you're thirty and 6 years is alot of gap, your kids would ask alota qxtns and their friends will make fun of them.

Hey RO, aint it best u ask her?

'Escape from lysaa's trap' is one hellofa story

Depends if necessary and the benefits?

Cook **singing. . . . she cooks so well and i tip her mehn. . . **