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NwaAmaikpe:


Put on your dancing shoes and dance like the Alaafin
NwaAmaikpe is back!!!!!!!!
God bless Nairaland...

wozniacki:
Dear future hubby,

It took me this long to write this piece to you because I wanted to be sure I'm ready. I've been dealing with all of my "demons" and "skosko"... Lol. So, yeah I just might be ready for you.
You see, I've made one or two bad choices and I had thought those choices were you but thank God, I LEARNED. I've grown baby... I have.
To be honest, even though I've worked on myself, I'm not close to perfect. I still have my " witchy witchy" side that comes and goes. I still get outta control. I still behave like a child. I still fight for nothing. I'm still stubborn. I still get angry easily... BUT
You are probably the only one that'd get to see these part of me... Because deep down you'd know that amidst all;
I'm still a strong woman
I'm still a good person
I'm still your ride or die
I'd still stand by you financially, morally, spiritually and socially.
I'm still your friend.
I still fight for you.
I am still the ONE.
Now baby, before you put a ring on one of those unfiltered fingers of mine, please note these again;
1. Just like my fingers, I am small/petit but clean and clear.
2. I have no big ass but I've been opportune to sit on big seats.
3. I am not busty, but I'd still produce milk for my kids.
4. I don't have Gucci bags but I can afford to take care of a kid.
5. I am not your "typical" slay queen, but I am a Queen that slays in her kingdom.
6. I didn't fall from heaven, I have a family that has been taking care of me before you.

So I don't need you to ask your friends to carry placards with inscriptions like " will you marry me"?. I don't need the publicity campaign of a proposal. Don't surprise me in public places. I don't need all of those attention. Your friends don't need to know you wanna marry me before I do.

Be sure about me. Let your heart skip at the thought of you living without me. Ask me to marry you because you're ready. Ask me to marry you because you want me to fill that emptiness. Ask me to marry you because if what you feel; not what you see. Ask me to marry you because you're ready to take the next step with me ASAP!
Ask me to marry you in our privacy; in our moment (be it a good or a bad moment)

Don't ask me to marry you because you feel you're getting too old.
Don't ask me to marry you because you feel pressurized by society.
Don't ask me to marry you because you want to be the first amongst your friends to get married.
Don't ask me to marry you because you feel threatened by another man; hence making me "Lord of the rings" lol
Don't ask me to marry you because you need to travel out.
Don't ask me to marry you because you need one political post or the other.
Don't ask me to marry you because you need constant sex.

Marry me because you cannot afford to live without me.
Marry me because I complete you.
Marry me because I am your "good thing".
Marry me because you'd always be on my side even with your " side chics"
Marry me because our destinies are intertwined.

PLEASE DO NOT put a ring on my finger only for you to keep "observing" me for another 1 or 2 more years. Hehehehehehe. Don't test me. I am HUMAN. We fail tests!!!

Oya be coming... And please come with plenty goodies.
I am waiting.

PS: I am gonna make you cry but I'm gonna make you happier.
I am gonna fight you but I'm gonna fight for you more.
Your people shall be my people...
Your flaws are gonna be my battles.
Together, we'll bring back the old time love.

#inspiriationSunday#

banmee:
You no go fit live for America/Florida I swear. Just stay jejeli for nigeria? You go spend most of your life for prison with that mentality.

Memorial service for Cheick Tiote has been held in Beijing following his tragic cardiac arrest last week.
The former Newcastle star, who was just 30, collapsed during training for Chinese second division side Beijing Enterprises last week and died after being rushed to hospital.

Beijing Enterprises players bow their heads in tribute to former team-mate Cheick Tiote

Tributes flooded in from his former team-mates, celebrities and and football supporters following the terrible news.

Keep up to date with ALL the football news, gossip, transfers and goals on our page plus fixtures, results and live match commentary.


And in the Chinese capital, his Beijing Enterprises team-mates stood around a coffin draped in the flag of the Ivory Coast with their heads bowed in respect, before his body was flown back to his native Ivory Coast.

Tears were shed by family and friends at the emotional service for the father of three, who played over 100 games in the Premier League for the Toon before moving to Asia.

Tiote was just 30 when he tragically passed away from a cardiac arrest last week
Many of these players surrounded Tiote - who was reportedly expecting a fourth child - and tried to assist with the first-aid efforts to revive him at the training complex.

One of those present, defender Jin Hui, wrote in a post on social media platform WeChat Moments: “He just collapsed right in front of me. I still cannot believe this.”

The service was attended by a tearful Papiss Cisse, a former team-mate at Newcastle who currently plays his football in China for Shandong Luneng.

Other former team-mates flew out following his death last Monday, as did his agent Emanuele Palladino.

Family members of Tiote in tears after his untimely passing
Fans outside carried a banner saying "RIP" with Tiote's face and chanted his name, while soldiers saluted the fallen footballer.

Last week members of an official fan club visited the Beijing side’s stadium to lay flowers on the pitch in a brief ceremony.

Tiote only moved to China in February having left Newcastle, playing a handful of games.

"We are in pain and very, very sad to see him die at such a young age. There would definitely be a silent tribute."

aribisala0:
Tell me why I should not and I might change my mind I am always keen to learn something new and intelligent

aribisala0:
Pork meat is the MOST CONSUMED IN THE WORLD.

curiositymaster:
I'm telling you what I'm very sure of. You'd be surprised when you get to see things that pigs are used for apart from eating them. Some Chinese have been coming to Nigeria to buy in large quantities and process for exportation. You can do your studies and you'll be shocked.

curiositymaster:
Are you sure he's poor? I know a pig farmer who makes 50million naira annually on his farm

YoungDaNaval:
If my dad is a Biafran and my mum a Nigerian, does that mean am an half cast ?

johnbuck81:
when last ur club win league

johnbuck81:
Madrid is not Man Utd.