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Romance / Re: Media Explode As World’s Smallest Woman Finally Gets Married (photo) by Stevebamdex(m): 12:47pm On Sep 03, 2017
IamKashyBaby:



grin

Well, maybe "juz the tip" as the usual men says to their babes for the first time, Baba.. grin
She might die if he dare insert even the tip grin.
With what I'm seeing right now,this lady would hardly cope with a mere finger..lol
The man's arm and the whole stature of that woman is almost equal..
when an elephant marries a cockroach grin

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Romance / Re: Media Explode As World’s Smallest Woman Finally Gets Married (photo) by Stevebamdex(m): 12:36pm On Sep 03, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin


Lucky her grin

Iwanttoshashe...when is urz grin
I don't even know how the guy will be able to explore his bride well enough in the ozza room. grin
She will be totally lost in bed.
Romance / Re: Media Explode As World’s Smallest Woman Finally Gets Married (photo) by Stevebamdex(m): 12:29pm On Sep 03, 2017
Are you kidding me
Was the man holding his pet toy? sad
Is she a maniquine?
She doesn't look humanly to me..
Lalasticlala,mynd44 make una come see una future wife o grin.













I just pray make lala no give me an eternal ban grin.
Happy married life to that lucky dude..he has really choosen well. smiley
Romance / Re: 20 Secret Most Women Have Done On Their ‘period’ But Never Talk About by Stevebamdex(m): 11:19pm On Aug 31, 2017
Next2Bezee:


Another sick nairaland pervert spotted. They are always active in romance section & will not hesitate to perv on anyone that has a ponyor, even if their sister.
Who is this bleating fellow and adulterated Ekuke sad ? Is your brain paining you ?
Romance / Re: 20 Secret Most Women Have Done On Their ‘period’ But Never Talk About by Stevebamdex(m): 10:42pm On Aug 30, 2017
Bluezy13:


Ya
Are you married or you normally peeps on your sisters while they are at it. ? grin
Romance / Re: 20 Secret Most Women Have Done On Their ‘period’ But Never Talk About by Stevebamdex(m): 10:16pm On Aug 30, 2017
Bluezy13:
21. Taken it up their nose to perceive its smell
Perceive the smell Do they actually do that? sad
Celebrities / Re: Bakare Mubarak & Agoro Afeez: Tallest Model Meets Tallest Man In Nigeria by Stevebamdex(m): 11:49pm On Aug 29, 2017
Andraday:

Lol.. grin...the perfect man
Are you saying I would be a perfect match for you? grin
Celebrities / Re: Bakare Mubarak & Agoro Afeez: Tallest Model Meets Tallest Man In Nigeria by Stevebamdex(m): 10:02pm On Aug 29, 2017
Andraday:

You fine also??
Ofcus yes..mr ibu is my carbon copy grin

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Celebrities / Re: Bakare Mubarak & Agoro Afeez: Tallest Model Meets Tallest Man In Nigeria by Stevebamdex(m): 5:41pm On Aug 29, 2017
Both look like nepa poles.
But One is fit and more handsome{ladies man} while the other one look more unfit though more taller.









But not a fan of both..I'm 6ft tall..and that's okay by me.grin

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Phones / Re: My Tecno Spark Experience (battery Life) by Stevebamdex(m): 5:24pm On Aug 29, 2017
arinola2504:
TECNO W4, contact(within ibadan)-08101947963
How much do you want to sell the W4 fone?
Nairaland / General / Re: Sallah Ram Attacks Another Ram (Photos) by Stevebamdex(m): 5:14pm On Aug 29, 2017
The white=mayweather.
The killed ram =mcgregor.
The owners are the sponsors.

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Religion / Re: Pls Help Me And Interpret These Dreams by Stevebamdex(m): 9:40pm On Aug 28, 2017
SheIsElle:
Hello, I have been having similar dreams like the on posted but more scary and you seem to know much about dreams and their interpretations. pls can you send me your email address so that I can discuss them with you. I really need help. Please
It will be my pleasure interpreting your dreams.
This is my email address.
Stevebamdex@gmail.com
Thank you..!
Sports / Re: I Don’t Know If I Will Box Again - McGregor Speaks After Defeat To Mayweather by Stevebamdex(m): 7:55am On Aug 27, 2017
So bros can talk this nicely after all his boastful rants before the fight..so punches can reset your brain amd make someone repented so quick ? sad
Bros don chop better blows and he is now talking like a gentle man grin

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Religion / Re: Pls Help Me And Interpret These Dreams by Stevebamdex(m): 10:48pm On Aug 26, 2017
Olive4:


I can't describe myself as a born again because I find it very difficult connecting with God (you know that connection with your creator) but I believe in God and his existence.

I broke up from my last relationship like 2months ago.

I am an Anglican
Interesting,I like you for being truthful about yourself.it shows you are real to yourself and also to God.
If you don't mind,Can you send me a direct message right here or via my email? there are things I would like to discuss with you privately concerning this same issue but only if you will be pleased with to do that and if you are not pleased to interact privately,I would surely understand your stand..
God bless you..!
Religion / Re: Pls Help Me And Interpret These Dreams by Stevebamdex(m): 7:06pm On Aug 26, 2017
Olive4:


makes alot of sense... tnx

I dream alot but I don't think I am a prophetess

The fact that you do dream doesn't make you a prophetess my dear..I had seen 100's of visions and dream even before I became born again.
And again,Its not only prophets/prophetess/pastors that do dream.
And its not only christians either.
Once you have a spiritual background in your family,then you are bound to dream dreams either positively or negatively..your own dream look more spiritually inclined christians dreams, hence the reason why I have being replying you.
Are you born again?
If I may ask dear,which church do you attend?
Have you being having bf's before this recent one you plan to enter into?
Romance / Re: My Wife Is Too Dirty. by Stevebamdex(m): 3:16pm On Aug 26, 2017
Stop complaining my friend.
Your type are the ones that normally sing the anthem.''Love is blind'' before marriage.
And now that marriage is opening your blinded eye to reality of things,you are now complaining sad
Bro Carry your cross.

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Nairaland / General / Re: If Football Brings Guys Together,what Then Brings Ladies Together? by Stevebamdex(m): 3:00pm On Aug 26, 2017
fav444:


If I catch you eh
Catch me if you can tongue
Religion / Re: Pls Help Me And Interpret These Dreams by Stevebamdex(m): 2:57pm On Aug 26, 2017
Olive4:


I was really scared of the whole stuff and now I am more scared. so I should turn him down and never visit him, it will be difficult tho but I will try.

Tnx and God bless you too
Of course it will be very difficult for you to just ignored him because I could sense you likes him which is normal..definately,there are things about him you will always find irresistible hence the reason why you felt being slow down and not being able to run away quickly in that dream.they are forces but you called it attraction or flashes of being handsome or brainy..
Those attractions are the forces that wouldn't allow you to run and move on quickly with your life..they are screen-savers.
The attraction you are seeing in him is not always the truth about him..the real him is the snake you saw.That's his content which represents temptation,lies,and deceit..the devil doesn't appear to people in his ugly character if he does you might have run away by now but most times,he appears so glowing with venous contents inside..what will kill a man will sometimes smile at him before it strikes..that will not be ur own portion ijn.
I thank God your spirit man is still very much alive to sense the incoming danger before they manifest physically.{Which is very rare to come across this days because many have lost theirs via fornication and adultery etc }.
So if anything eventually happens,after allowing that guy into your life. Then,you will have to personally pay for whatever it costs you because you have already been warned...the bible says,if you scorn instructions,you alone will pay for it.
So Keep praying my dear..you will soon become a giant spiritually if you run away from sin and with a godly and good spiritual mentor..
The gift of prophecy to foreseen things is hard to come by..is a gift but not cheap and its also possible to lose it cheaply through carelessness.
pls,don't lose it..

Sorry for the long write up..I'm only showing concern as per my calling.
God bless you.
Nairaland / General / Re: If Football Brings Guys Together,what Then Brings Ladies Together? by Stevebamdex(m): 1:51pm On Aug 26, 2017
IamKashyBaby:



angry

FYI Mr. Pointy D ,

I dont have time to gossip...I wud rather spend my time with my BF coz definitely i will enjoy it more being around him than gossiping with biitchezz..#TrueTalk
Wow..so you have finally gotten yourself the mr right?
And you couldn't even tell me.sad
Bye bye
Religion / Re: Pls Help Me And Interpret These Dreams by Stevebamdex(m): 1:48pm On Aug 26, 2017
The two dreams you had is still pointing to the same situation and condition.
But be very careful,there is nothing beautiful about snakes.although,they have enchanting and beautiful colours as you have seen it but they have deadly venom on the inside..they should never be played or toyed with.they are like mobile death moving around seeking whom to devour.
Now back to the dream..the guy doesn't have a pure motive towards you.
Although he may be handsome,brainy and physically endowed.{The reason for the beautiful snake you saw with him}
Dating him would be like a consuming temptation to your life and destiny.
The fact that he was even the one persuading you not to run away from the snake is an indication that something would soon go wrong if chose to even go close to him and not to even talk of dating him.
Although he has some good qualities that would make him too hard for you to resist.
Be ready to face his lies,deceit,double tongued and even the deadly side you have not yet seen in him. Be very careful.
God bless you.
Nairaland / General / Re: If Football Brings Guys Together,what Then Brings Ladies Together? by Stevebamdex(m): 1:28pm On Aug 26, 2017
Gossip is more than just a sport in some ladies dictionary..infact,is a way of life to many of them.if you doubt me,
Ask,laveda,iamkashybaby,ishilove,fav444 tongue
They would say things better grin


Btw,
This is not my handwriting and I'm not feeling too well,just in case......
grin
Politics / Re: What If Nigerians Give Fayose A Chance. by Stevebamdex(m): 7:50am On Aug 24, 2017
I'm a ekitian,but not a partisan.
The truth must be told,that man called fayose lacks discipline and elderly maturity.
He talks when some situations demands total silence or scrutiny.
He seeks unnecessary attention which brings out the political childishness in him.
His ''parrotic''prowess would make his image to be more demeaning if voted into power.
That man will find it diFficult to even rule in a place like lagos. And not to talk ruling a global village like nigeria that's already in a perilous state. We need a man with visions and loyalty and not a noise maker.
We want a man that would fix things that bubu and his Apc cohort have cost us.
Fayose would only messed up himself and tarnish the already done image of the dying country in the outside world.
So if you ask me,I would say NO because he has nothing good to offer nigerians.

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Romance / Re: Viral Photo Of A Dad And His Kid Taking Alcoholic Drinks by Stevebamdex(m): 5:37pm On Aug 21, 2017
OfficialDad:
What kind of fatherly moral is this man passing across to his son and those viewing this picture. What a misplaced world we live in.

When this boy grow up now, him go dey shark bottles like water, because his father already gave him an imagery future lifestyle.

Well he his free to blame the devil when casala burst, just because devil no dey punch people for mouth if you lie against am. undecided . Rubbish.
Haha..you can't be a lawyer o..you will just failed incredibly. You wrote all this epistle for what you couldn't even verified by the look of things.
Did you see the baby taking any drinks? sad
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Shows Off Her Rodent 'friends', Kingsley And Vicky, On IG by Stevebamdex(m): 5:22pm On Aug 21, 2017
Chai,see correct pepper-soup tongue..but unfortunately,sad this jobless pretty lady is keeping these edible rodents as pet.sadA misplaced priority I must say.
This is obviously a waste of resources sad

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Religion / Re: Man Got Butchered By His Closest Friend In Edo State (graphic Photos) by Stevebamdex(m): 2:00pm On Aug 21, 2017
Oh,not again sad,I think its about time for me to leave this country sad..I want paraguay visa.Very Very urgent...
Romance / Re: Have You Seen This Trending Birthday Cake? by Stevebamdex(m): 8:43am On Aug 21, 2017
What kind of incredible nonsense is this ? sad
Celebrities / Re: Abimbola Oni: "Midnight Sex Is Really Annoying” by Stevebamdex(m): 8:23am On Aug 21, 2017
soberdrunk:
So even with all the movies that she claimed to have featured in plus her 'Nollywood actress" status, she still cannot upgrade her appearance? Carry 'Darling Yaki No.5" put for head with dress way be like wetin them buy inside traffic, she still come shapeless like Eba way them use cold water make...... angry
Chaii,grin you are idiotically hilarious..see as you finish the career that has not yet started. You have pummeled her career on arrival.
Haba,Your bad mouth no be here o grin
Romance / Re: My Ex Girlfriend Want Me To Marry Her Blood Younger Sister. What Should I Do? by Stevebamdex(m): 7:42am On Aug 21, 2017
Don't fall for that scam bro..she wants you to marry her sister in order to get close to you..she would personally destroy your union with her sister,if you consider her evil biddings..some women sha even after being married?sadshm.
Cut off every ties with her
And Run as fast as your leg can carry you..remember she is now another man's wife.unless you want to somersault ontop another man's wife.


#My1kobo..

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Romance / Re: First Visit, Mother-in Law To Be Serves You This, What Would You Do?(Pic) by Stevebamdex(m): 4:37pm On Aug 20, 2017
sirfee:
grin grin


Naaa,I'm not a cannibal,I have respect for the human race.I'm just afraid because I'm a big fan of "suya"... you get my drift?
No wahala..enjoy yourself grin

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Romance / Re: First Visit, Mother-in Law To Be Serves You This, What Would You Do?(Pic) by Stevebamdex(m): 4:28pm On Aug 20, 2017
sirfee:
grin Yummy including pork,dog mean and snakes,ask lalasticlala.....
Pork ,dog?Disgusting,I just hope you won't eat human flesh someday grin
Romance / Re: First Visit, Mother-in Law To Be Serves You This, What Would You Do?(Pic) by Stevebamdex(m): 4:20pm On Aug 20, 2017
sirfee:
Capital "YES"
Well,good for you..how did it taste? sad
Romance / Re: First Visit, Mother-in Law To Be Serves You This, What Would You Do?(Pic) by Stevebamdex(m): 3:01pm On Aug 20, 2017
LastMumu:



Asians eat mosquitoes and bedbugs? Haba bros, suffery with lies na.
You won't understand..those people can eat anything except poo..Even the poo sef,sometimes,they have a way of spicing it up for delicacies consumption.grin.

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