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LastMumu:
Asians eat mosquitoes and bedbugs? Haba bros, suffery with lies na.

You won't understand..those people can eat anything except poo..Even the poo sef,sometimes,they have a way of spicing it up for delicacies consumption..

sirfee:
Too much of sense is no sense.This meal is not horrible,it is all about choice.

You called the combination of fresh tomatoes, cucumber,lettuce, sauce,frog,cabbage horrible?

Nigerians and irrelevant bragging...

Have you being eating this type of food before now? See as you boldly pronounce the frog sef
The frog they put inside that plate as made the whole thing a poo.
I don't even care if its my favorite dish{poundedyam} once that thing{frog} is inside,I would rather starve to death than to take a bite.
Now Let me ask you again,have you eaten frog before?

Mbanu,I will tell her frankly..I don't eat something like this ma..she might form to be angry but e no consign me.

Btw,
See as the roasted frog even looked relaxed having fun inside that plate..
What kind of human being eat this shoddy looking thing.?
Although,that doesn't look like a nigerian dish/meal to me...only asians do eat things as horrible as this,they do roast and eat cockroaches,mosquitoes and even bedbugs ..so this one is even fleshly to devour ..



Lalasticlala,would you eat something like this?

This tiny rope cannot make fp..but you never know..lala may prove me wrong .

Your friend or your own self? You don't deserved any response from me if you are not sincere enough.
Tell your friend to make his own post.
Abi wetin be ur own for another man headache?

Thanks for this post.My sister got admission last year{oau} via 2sittings{waec/neco}. Would she still need to rewrite waec or neco in the long run? How true is this fact? I'm waiting to hear from you.

holuwajobar:
Being offered admission into a university is the prayer of every
Nigerian students. This is because the number of students far
outweighs the number of universities we have in Nigeria.
Universities are not even helping the matter at all because most of
them admit students based on "long-leg" which i know you
understand what i mean.
This post is focusing on reasons you might not be offered
admission by the school you choose. This reasons are based on my
research, so i hope you trust them.

1. UNABLE TO MEET CUT-OFF MARK FOR YOUR COURSE


This is the most common reason why most of the students are
being rejected yearly. For the new-bie, let me explain what i
mean by cut-off mark.
Cut-off mark is the bench mark or let me say boundary at
which you as a student must reach before been offered admission
into a certain university.
There are factors that determines cut-off mark and example of
those are; the number of candidates that choose the course, the
high or low pass rate of JAMB/screening examination and so on.
Cut-off marks are prone to increase or decrease by those
factor i gave. I will explain more on the factors i gave and
how cut-off mark is being derived my next post.

2. WRONG SUBJECT COMBINATION IN JAMB EXAM


This is one avoidable mistake students commit every year. I will
always advise a student to make some little research about the
course they want to apply for in JAMB exam, and one of those
research is finding out about the subject combination for the
course. You can simply do this by checking the brochure provided
by JAMB. It won't cost you anything to do this little research
because it is capable of destroying your admission this year.
Take note!!!!

3. AGE REQUIREMENT


Though some students below the age requirement of a particular
school devise ways to get admitted but i won't advise any
student to take the risk of passing JAMB exam and being denied
admission simply because of your age (you know how painful it can
be). Most schools requires the student to be 16 years old on or
before October 1st. I have seen a student that was denied
admission because of he was below the age requirement despite
meeting other requirements that would have qualified him for the
admission slot. So i will advise any student that he or she should
make sure that he/she will be 16 years old on or before October
1st.

4. FAILED A CORE SUBJECT IN WAEC/NECO/GCE EXAM


I find it hard to believe that some students apply for admission
despite failing a core subject in WAEC/NECO/GCE exam. Maybe
they want to try their luck but to be sincere with you, no
university will offer such student an admission slot except the
student uses "long-leg" which i know you understand what i am
saying.

5. USING TWO SITTING RESULT


This is also a criteria that cab disqualify a student during
admission process. A lot of candidates you are competing with,
uses one sitting result and you know the federal universities favour
one sitting result more. Why? The answer is simple; simply
because they believe candidates with one sitting result are more
educationally sound. You got my point? Yeah!!! I will explain
more on the disadvantages of using two sitting result in my next
post.

www.admissiontipz..com/2017/07/reasons-why-you-might-be-denied.html

source: www.admissiontipz..com

Princedapace:
Seun should be fined for not doing anything about this tribal war here.. Any account that directly or indirectly ridicules any tribe or religion should be banned for 1year. This forum thought me to hate and it is not fair. I av been thinking of how best to make Seun realise that his platform is becoming hate breed and he should be persecuted.

Thank God you have realised that as well.I also came here to learn about the afonja/Igbo war topics flying all around here.and I was moved to join the boat of tribalism which I initially thought to be fun. But now I know better.
Seun knew the tribal war is raging and highly contagious on this forum..but I guess he doesn't want to take actions because such war drives in more traffic unto this forum hence more dollars from the hate/tribal crusades...so I guess he is only concerned about his business and nothing more.

My people perish because they have refused to grow up.
Even if you are not too spiritual..can't you make good use of your brain to decipher these god-of-men are not what they call themselves?
Its obvious,being stupid is the only talent some people have got in that loaf of bread they called brain..

Verily verily I say unto you..you might not make heaven if you fail to marry that girl

Una don check the lady if she well so? this is an height of repulsiveness.




Lalasticlala mynd44,come and see your gf o.

Freethought:
Does the advert says you must do the job till eternity?! A few years in that house will get me what i want and voilà, onto the next level

That's if they don't tie you down with a crazy contract and condition that can never be altered.
And the moment you try to raise alarm or trying to claim your right,you find yourself in big trouble..they would tell you,nothing goes for free.
Money is good but is also overrated..I'd chose peace of mind over everything bro.

And to those saying,they would take it.
I pity una life..this is more or less a slavery job at best..you must not give birth? 15years work experience ? Them for kuku say make u no get bf/gf sef
7am-8pm everyday except weekends?





I would rather stays in nigeria and be the self-boss with my little income than to go abroad and be a slave to those inhumane and racists set of human beings..
Money is not everything..

onoikenna:
U are a fine girl ooo.What's up with u.Where do u stay?

Don't be an asslicker bro..pls respect yourself.

Why should this even be news?

I can only see two clowns that stupidity joins together.
They are 100% entitled to their clownliness prowess.


But they should remember,their pre wedding pics might possibly be a comedy exhibition but marriage opens your eyes to reality.
Love maybe blind truly,but Marriage will open the blinded eye.
Happy married life to them.

akmath:
Guy u good, are u a professor of the other room?

Lol,other room indeed..thanks anyway.

Rolly83:
Nice points!! You really got it real good..@OP wait ooo,are you a lady Coz you sound like one!

Lol,I'm just like a man that studied womanology.
In order to avoid stories that touched when I finally got married.

KevinDein:
Yeah, hopefully when your partner disrespects/cheats on you, as is usually the case with the insatiable being that is a woman, another moorroon would come write an essay to justify it, as you've beautifully done.

All these morroonic women asslickers on nairaland are as repulsive as it gets.

How deluded can you be? Is being stupid the only talent you have ?
I earlier stated that you should not attack me for airing my opinion. But I knew some nitwit and imbecilic individual like you would still come out and bark like a sahara breed dog.
If your woman cheated on you,how is that my concern ?
If you don't trust women base on what you have personally witness,why should you blame me for that?
The fact that you have monopoly to be stupid doesn't mean you should drag me along.As a matter of fact,I won't come down to the level of your enormous naivety. I'm too big for that..!
You seek for my attention and I'm sure you have got it.
Work on that loaf of bread you called brain next time before you quote me.

This happens when the sex life in your marriage is long dead and buried.
The sexual spark is no more active..!
Women love sex as much as men.I don't see reasons why your woman should deny you sex and if she does, then it means.



1- You are boring at it.possibly you only thrust in and out of her,remove then slept off not minding wether she is satisfied or not..how do you expect her to look forward having it with you again and again??


2-Maybe you don't keep a personal hygiene.some men even find it difficult to shower or brush before action.fowl smell from your mouth or armpit during love making is a big turn off for women.




3-You don't care for her needs neither sensitive to her feelings and this is the height of it.
And If you are not financially responsible at home or not caring for her well enough,why should you have an erection before your wife? Except you want to hear untold stories from your ancestors
These are some of the major reasons why she find it difficult going down with you.


Btw,
Please these are my personal opinion,you don't need to fight or argue with me.
Shalom..!

izzou:


How long will it take these kids to grow?

How long?

.
Maybe by the time you grow brain too.

FortuneTeller:
It was a job. I'm not a pervert so it never bothered me. Just like a male OBGYN who examines pregnant women, I don't think then get too bothered by it. When you're a professional, such things don't bother you. But when you have a debased mind, you're always looking for trouble.

Lol,that's nice..I'm happy to hear that you are being professional when its comes to matter like this because its your job and career..
But I would love to be examined by you.
During which I would fixed my gaze on you to know if truly you are a pro at what you do.

hassan4:
I bet she won't give you a honest answer but i'd say yes seeing how much she yearns for big cocks.

let's wait and see what she has to say.

FortuneTeller:
No dear it required examining men for various reasons. Not to be too graphic, but if you are checking for an STD everything must be handled. I also did prostate checks. I don't think they could control their erections most of the time. I'm in the US not Naija.

Lol,you are damn too open and vulgar.
Each time you examine them{your patients} how do they normally feel seeing you having access to the dicks?
How do you react to their erections most especially if they are good looking? Do you feel Hot afterwards?

Masoud Shojaei and Ehsan Haji Safi have been banned from playing for Iran after they featured against an Israeli team with their club
Iran has banned two players from representing the national team after facing an Israeli club in the Europa League, a government spokesperson announced.
Iran captain Masoud Shojaei, 33, and midfielder Ehsan Haji Safi, 27, played for Greece's Panionios against Israeli outfit Maccabi Tel Aviv last week.
PSG rule out Mbappe move
Even though they sat out the first leg of the Europa League qualifier in Israel, they featured in the 1-0 loss at home to Tel Aviv on August 3, which is still a violation of Iran's government policy.
Iran does not recognise Israel as a country and has barred all their athletes from playing against any Israeli teams.
"It is certain that Masoud Shojaei and Ehsan Haji Safi will never be invited to join the national football team because they violated the red line," Iran deputy sports minister Mohammad Reza Davarzani said on state television, viaThe New York Times.
"They have a financial contract with a club to be paid and play for that team, but to play with the representative of a loathsome regime… this is not acceptable for Iranian people."
Shojaei – who has earned 70 international caps – was instrumental in helping Iran secure a spot at the 2018 World Cup.
Haji Safi – an 84-cap veteran – was on the bench in the sealing victory over Uzbekistan in June, and he was expected to play when Iran travelled to Russia next year.
Shojaei was also ostracized in June when he asked Iran president Hassan Rouhani if women could enter the stadium to watch the team play.
Women have been barred from stadiums in Iran since 1979, since arenas are deemed inappropriate for women.
http://m.goal.com/x/en-ng/news/4075/uefa-europa-league/2017/08/11/37697482/iran-bans-two-players-from-national-team-after-playing
Lalasticlala,mynd44

Lilimax:
Chai!
How you take know?
E be like say you be member

Who is this one? if I beat you ehn

This happens when your father thought the stick would be useful to him in the afterlife.
Unconsciously to him,that walking stick might actually be his own CANE in the hands of the demons that would later welcome him .

That's mountain top you are seeing up there..how does she carry it around town?

girl4rmspace:
I know so many families who aren't wealthy but the couples still love and respect each other

You may be right dear..but can you take away money and good sex from your marriage and still be a happy and obedient wife?
I want answers to this.

pocohantas:
This should be experience speaking. Is that how your dad earned your mum's loyalty? With money and sex?

Because I know so many poor couples doing fine.
Was the man stinkingly rich 29yrs ago?

Nice picture.



They'll comment anything for likes...or maybe it's actually how the woman around his were made to respect their husbands.

Are you saying love alone is what sustains marriage? Sex and money are also part of factors that determines a good marriage.
And besides,you don't have to fight me for airing my opinion.
If you can't cope with my opinion,just read and pass.
Freedom of speech is still allowed on nairaland.

mamawin:
Please how many women do you know?
Perhaps, you arrived at this your conclusion based on the women arround you, definitely, you cannot see beyond.
My dear Steve, there are more to life that wealth and whatever happens in the 'ozza room'
There are wonderful women and men around the world, that just love their partner genuinely.

You people don't even understands the rules in marriage.
Love alone is not enough in marriage. A poor man can never wins the respect of his woman.Money and bed antics are the grease of love..quote me anywhere.you may say you can marry a poor man that you love and admire.but can you boldly say,you will continue to endure when the difficulty is becoming overwhelming or can you cope with a man you so much love but not fulfilling in bed?

The dad is a pervert..naso e take dey start