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Some of them still think of growing old in that dangerous region....they will never listen

omusiliyu:
[size=18pt]FEMDOM ALERT[/size]

Then hes a lucky man....

Jabioro:
Jonathan was a mistake,and we Nigerian made another mistake of selecting him,so it was a great "mistake Errors"

Jonathan: OBJs greatest mistake.

The whole of Egbeda in her back pocket...

invest in a good chain and padlock....thank me lata...

BUHARIISCURSED:
its not a laughing matter, will that woman be good enough to lead us out of this recession, or are going to watch her to lead us to the great depression of 1930's experienced by Great Britain?

its true Kemi may not be up to the task, but do we need to replace her with another 'maka chukwu' ? Your post has a loud tribalistic undertone.

funshy87:
I ve never seen a sexy dwarf in my life, they are always full of muscle both their male and female. If am in ur shoe, i will fuckkk her and add her to my record cos it is a very interesting story to tell in d future

Oh i see...
and you think she would happily forget about him after that ? Op buy a dog, a nasty guard dog bigger than her..lets see if she will come round next time
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Brilliant Nollywood dwarf story !

Big things like...

Hmmm..

DrSuleiman100:
Is it not getting better
















Or what does that mean??

MacroEconomics was never one of my strengths in school.....i hope the experts will come explain the full implications of this.

BoiledHead:
Guys.. I just finished having sex

The bj was cool. And even she testified that I licked her well. And the sex was so hot that we were standing throughout. Even my legs dey pain me sef.

Let me rest well. Either weekend or next week, I'll hit another bae again. This time I would try the tall dark ones. Honestly I have never had sex with a tall black lady in my life. I swear. I only do Igbo yellow girls. I don't just know why but they are just too good for sexing.

I would try a black bae on Friday or next week. Tall one.

Guys come down to Ikoyi. There is a club there where you just hook up with any bae no strings. You are free to tip d girl off but she is no wh0re. Just one Hot bae looking for a one night stand. The club is cool. Although some ashawo dey there oo wey go collect money from ya hand. Just look well.

Guys living in Lagos pm me let's hook this Friday. I bet you gonna fvck free. Hot girls full that club. Even this one I just bang now na last week Friday I hook am. She s even d one who called me sef.

Im in Ikoyi, what club are you referring to ?
call me curious...

If Lai is wise, he should just resign after hearing this.

Buhari has made him is 'fall guy'

Pumps force blood into the pee pee after pumping it resumes its original small size

This works

TellingItAsItIs:
I can't believe such an Unbiased, polite comment is coming from a Yoruba.
Yoruba pple still has hope after all. God bless

Lawma comment.

seunlayi:
Lol, go and do your wedding and left all your slim friends out of your train

That's the best revenge !

Just like the Shonde autopsy report, this story was mutilated by a drunk journalist... The main gist is the man appeared to be abducted from his home and then later murdered by those touts.

A nice and friendly teacher used to buy us drinks after consultant ward rounds...may his killers know no peace.

[quote author=Emekamex post=46052545][/quote]Nigeria is their toilet.

Very apt !

subterfuge:
BUHARI WILL SUFFER DEARLY IF HE DOES NOT ARREST GOODLUCK JONATHAN AND HIS COHORTS.
THEY ARE CLOSELY MONITORING THE BUHARI GOVERNMENT AND BOMBING THE NIGER DELTA PIPE LINES.
BUHARI MUST BE A MAN AND ARREST THIS LOOTER.

Whether Jonathan is behind NDA or not, its clear the CIA have a stake in this chaos. If naija won't break in 2015 they'll do it in 2016.

DrChukzy:
Something keep telling me that Tiwa used Teeblizz to get a baby and She wanna turn to a single mum, so that she can have freedom to live her wild life without any form of obstruction. Since her road models like aunty Kate,waje and co are successful being a single mum. Issokay time will tell sha.

That something telling you...is very correct.

TheFirstLady:
hey you...

Hey Aisha !

A 3 day fast will rebuild your entire immune system !

BlaqCoffee109:
hey babe, sure it's gonna be good... for a bit I thought I was gonna get it from ya.. so I was gonna do my poker face on ya.. oh goody, you ain't trippin after all.. so we past the explanations? all clear?

Nice coding...we cool tho..I knew you'd come round eventually..

Simply crazy people...

BlaqCoffee109:
*looking at you beneath my lashes* I do?

I just know its gonna be good..cant wait !

BlaqCoffee109:
...muah, Papi Chulo

You gat sum explaining to do.....

BlaqCoffee109:
i was off nairaland for sometime... ya know am a big gal, I can take care of myself but nothing like a good man to get back to... the dude has been psychotic... like he needs my attention to live... it really is beginning to irritate me...

Check your list of followers and follow backs...thats all im gonna say to you at this time Bae...

BlaqCoffee109:
hey Babe, please save me from NDRepublic...he really is stalking me and it out right is irritating...

Now u have a stalker problem, you remember my name now eh ?

Darrisgodoo !

BlaqCoffee109:
lmao...good for you...keep up with, after all you were raised by a b! tch instead of a Queen... like I said earlier you have not the intellect to match for a discuss and I flatly have been bored out by you...it had to deteriorate to be the sob tales of your upbringing as it was fun then hearing about it, right now it really is old with this back and forth... I'd rather be chatting to Stevecantrell or SirShymexx... you totally are not on the same wave length and I really am bored...ok, I do not know what a figurative speech is nor can I spell... yeah,am a pe.nis sniffer so also is your mother... go sit her down and ask how you came about... that given fvck off my mention... I have little or no use for an uncouth jobless mo.fo like you looking for the next woman to fleece while you stay on nairaland ranting resource control... I have corrected you to what Niger Delta is... the error of your submission has been dealt with... you can use the jobs or business section wisely or network with persons that can affect your situation positively instead of stalking me. STOP STALKING ME... use your time on Nairaland productively,you need it!

Yeah , NDRepublic.....Bleep off her mentions

Ridiculous nation

Ridiculous people

Ridiculous leadership

TechRev:
"Special window" there is your corruption for the fantastically corrupt nation. What is special window and what qualifies special window transactions and what rate will the special window get?

Special window is for his favored few. And they are looking for corruption.

This is why APC wont sack Emefiele