₦airaland Forum

django1:
Would you be the one to give him the sainthood?

Its about damn time you lackeys started slowing down on your spurious regurgitated balderdash spewed daily in defense of your dim witted principal, we the rest of sensible Nigerians are tired of reading your repulsive and senseless counter arguments!

so anybody that does nt support jonathan is senseful. Like it or hate, no president or head of state in d history of nigeria ve done wat jonathan has done

berem:
What else if not for 2015 election? Isn't it obvious?

Jonathan is corruption personified. Simple!!

is Tinubu clean? If Jonathan decides to decamp to APC now, wont he be declared a saint?

nice pixs...

armadeo:
There's no such thing as a hard course. You either make the cut or you don't.

ur not making the 'cut' makes it difficult na. If it was not difficult y did u nt make d cut? Omo difficult courses de o

insightfull....

PDP till Tambuwal does the needful

just incase.....lolz





na joke o

saxywale:
you can imagine. Nigerian politicians are very wicked. They all want to live a life of luxury when elected to political post.
Most of the owners of houses demolished along akute/alagbole/berger have not been paid compensation too. The state health service lacks so many stuffs too. The masses are suffering, yet the deputy is complaining about cars and allowances.

This is really terrible, government functionaries allocating and sharing money to themselves during festive celebrations. Tax payers money that is.

wat r u saying? All d deputy governor demands r his constitutional right, is he nt entitle to light and cars or his entitlements?

Gbolask24:
Alhaji Kassimu Umar, a Lecturer at the Taraba College of Education Zing, was on Friday burnt to death by an Angry mob after he allegedly hit and killed five primary school pupils with a vehicle he was driving.

Mr Joseph Kwaji, the Police Public Relations officer (PPRO), of the Taraba Police Command confirmed the incident in Jalingo.

He said that the mob forcefully removed Umar from the Pupule Police Outpost, where he went to report the incident, and the mob burnt him to death.

"In the early hours of today, one Kassimu Umar, who is believed to be a lecturer with COE, Zing had knocked down five primary school pupils in Zing, who all died on the spot.
"After he reported the incident to the Pupule Police Outstation, irate youths in their hundreds, stormed the station, dragged him out and lynched him.
"Our investigation revealed that the lecturer was trying to dodge a trailer, when he ran over the pupils whose ages ranged between eight and 11 years," he said.

check photos from the incident here>>http://gbolaskblog..com/2014/10/lecturer-burnt-to-death-for-killing-5.html

so the police cannot protect this man? He did d right thing by reporting to the police but the police still allowed them to drag him out n burn him to death, too bad

QMark:
Why would I even eat Ini Edo bread when my mates are eating Ini Edo?

lolzz u bad die

Why do the super falcons wear a diffrent jersey from the super eagles? I have watched both play on diffrent occasion and they dont use the same colour of jersey even when both are representing Nigeria. Are they not suppose the wear the same stuff to show uniformity?
Contribute pls

the begining of his downfall politically..time will tell

some humans can be very wicked, may we never fall victims of such in jesus name

2cato:
Borrowing money to go into politics and paying up to 60% interest has never been right. How much is he going to pay back at the end of they day from the national coffer assuming he won which i konw he will never?

wat if he is not being truthful? Cos its insane

that unical own is d old pixs. It has been changed

God bless her family....goodnews

horrible..

even zenith bank? Unity bank own go worse

Havilah93:
The super eagles will look to get all 3 points under difficult conditions in omdurman, Sudan.
It's the 2nd round of qualifiers for Morocco 2015

The Eagles will be without Stoke City forward Victor
Moses, who has suffered a recurrence of a thigh problem
at his English Premier League club, and Ukraine-based
winger Babatunde Michael, who is nursing a knee injury.

Questions rather than praise have greeted Keshi’s
invitation for several uncapped players including China-
based striker Aaron Samuel and Reading midfielder Hope
Akpan.

However, skipper Vincent Enyeama has rejoined the squad
after he stayed away to attend to what team officials said
were “pressing personal problems”.

Star-studded Nigeria will also have to cope with boiling
temperatures and a late switch for the game to be played
on an artificial pitch in Sudan.
“Personally, I prefer playing on a natural grass pitch, but
we just have to adjust, be smarter and work on our timing
when we play on astro turf and we will be okay,” said

Monaco defender Elderson Echiejile, who will be visiting
Sudan for the first time.
“And as for the weather, we are first and foremost
Nigerians and born in Africa and so we should also be able
to cope on the day.”

Middlesbrough defender Kenneth Omeruo said there will
be no margin for error against Sudan in both games
"We are aware of the task ahead and so we have resolved
to work hard to pick the available 12 points in our
remaining qualifiers,” said Omeruo

"The response of the players from the first day of training
speaks loud of our intention ahead of the games. All we
ask of Nigerians is their support.
“We also know there are no minnows anymore in African
football."

Both countries have clashed 11 times and Nigeria have
won six of these meetings, drawn four times and lost once
to the Sudanese.

The only Nigeria loss to Sudan was in was in 1963, when
they fell 4-0 in a 1964 Nations Cup qualifier, while the last
meeting was in a friendly in 2008 which Nigeria won 2-0.

Nigeria ran away 4-0 winners on their last visit to Sudan in
a 2002 World Cup qualifier 13 years ago with Yakubu
Aiyegbeni grabbing a brace

pls wat time is d match? Naija time. Pls

pls wat time is the match? Nigerian time. Thanks

cicvilians should not join issues wit the millitary o

Raymondenyi:
I'mm really disappointed; a sensible human will make dis kind of comment; I mean its embarrasing, bro; what re u saying? 80k ; to givve u a gun; for u to risk ur life; n u say; the pay is not dat bad? Bro re u sure u really sane? God help us; in what poverty in dis con3 has turned our youths into..

is it not his choice of career?

osile2012:
will u stand under the sun and expose ur life to the danger of death on a daily bases for 80k? Be transferred without prior notice for 80k?

dem force dem to join? No be dem sign am?

nice one

fear...

how much are we talking about here?

Keketu: nairlanders always blaming english !! simple advice you wont

how do u want nl to start advising u wen u cant type out ur thought? By the way, wat class r u?

berem: I think I will stick to Mr President's speech about the sponsors of BH. He knows better

cos u dont think wide, possibly out of d box...

ideee03: So i saw this article somewere and decided to share...

Don't Shave
Women are like one big giant mystery to men and I'm about to let you in on some of that mystery! Here are some of the strange things that women get up to when men aren't around.

I swear it seems like guys think all women should be completely hairless (except their heads) at all times. But what you guys may not be aware of is that when it is the middle of winter and we can wear long pants and we don't have a boyfriend, we often go days if not weeks without shaving our legs!

Check Out Other Girls
When girls get together, we often spend a lot of time checking out the relative hotness of the other girls around us. And no, before you get too excited, it doesn't mean that we are all secretly lesbians or bisexual and we want to get with them. Sometimes it is to check out what other girls are wearing or how they are doing their hair so we can get tips, but mostly it is to make sure no one else is hotter than us! And if they are, we will find something to gripe about her to our friends!

No Bra Slide
I'm not sure if you guys are fully aware of exactly how uncomfortable wearing a bra is. Imagine if you had to wear a jock strap every time you left the house! That's why most of the time when we girls get inside and we are alone, the first thing we do is take that uncomfortable thing off!

Eat
I mean, I know that you guys know that we eat but a lot of times in front of a guy a girl will just order a salad or pick at her food. But don't be mistaken, most girls know how to put away some food when they are alone! This is often something we don't even do in front of other girls, but believe me, we are just as capable as you of eating a whole bag of Doritos or cookies, especially if it's close to "that" time of the month.

Tell Our Best Friend
Women usually have a lot of friends, but we generally have one best friend that has been around through everything and will be there until the end, long after you are probably gone and out of our lives. We know this. That is why we tell our best friends everything. Yes, that. And that, too. Basically, if you don't want her best friend knowing about it, don't tell your girlfriend about it. And don't get mad at your girlfriend about this. It is an unspoken BFF code and there is nothing you can do to change i

Fantasize
Women fantasize too, though it's probably a lot different than what men fantasize about. Don't get me wrong, women can fantasize about sex sometimes, but mostly we fantasize about what it will be like when a boy asks us out and what the date will be like. We will overanalyze and plan for every contingency way before it even happens. We'll also often fantasize about what it will be like to be married to him or have his babies, sometimes before the first date

Googled Your Exes
Women are infamous for Googling a current boyfriend's exes. You have to check out the competition, right? But it often doesn't stop there, especially if more than one girl gets in on the covert ops. They can start Googling boys they like, boys they are dating, exes to see who they are dating now. We've gotten so good at tracking people down, we are practically qualified to work for the CIA!

Readjust
Let's face it, women's underwear and bras suck. When no one is looking women often have to sneak a moment to adjust things so they are back where they should be again. This can even go as far as sticking our hands down our shirt and picking till it's back in place.

Pee With the Door Open
If it's just all girls around, we'll often just go pee with the door open. We don't want to miss any of the conversation or the end of our favorite reality TV show!

Pee on the Seat
Men have a pretty bad reputation for being messy in the bathroom. But have you ever noticed that some horrifying things happen in women's restrooms, too? It's appalling how disgusting some women can be. We're supposed to be the cleaner sex, right? A lady should respect her surroundings and always clean up after herself!

That means:

-Don't splatter your explosive diarrhea all over the bathroom walls.
-Flush the toilet when you're done. You're not five.
-Don't dribble pee on the toilet seat.
-Put your used pads and tampons where they belong. Hint: it's not on the floor.
-Don't draw or carve things on the stall.

It's just not right. Get it together, ladies

true talk. Supported

to think dat its checks only time like every other watch, makes d price very wicked.

adonbilivit: The suspected leader of a robbery gang , Chief
Jude Dike , has been arrested by the police and
paraded along with six other suspected
members of his gang in Lagos , western Nigeria .
The 55- year old Dike , who resides in Ajegunle
area of the state , was paraded along with his
gang after men of the Special Anti - Robbery
Squad , SARS, arrested them .

The police alleged that Dike sponsors robbers
by providing arms for them for operation and he
sells the proceeds from the robbery operations
to businessmen.

Those arrested along with Dike are Joel Eghon,
38, Ifeanyi Onwuegbuchi, 34 , Solomon Igwe, 32,
Emmanuel Ifeanyi, 34 , Ejike Emegwo , 31 , and
Leonard Afoaku , 39.

Dike confessed that he actually arms robbers for
robbery operation and thereafter contacts his
agent to buy the goods

He also confessed that he joined the business
by accident and because it is lucrative , he
stayed put until he was arrested .

While parading them on Tuesday , the State
Commissioner of Police , Cornelius Aderanti, said
on 20 September information got to him that some armed robbers who had earlier snatched a
Toyota Hiace bus around Ebute Metta were
planning another operation .

On his instruction , SARS led a decoy team to
the area which led to the arrest of the suspects
and recovery of the Toyota containing engines
female bags , shoes and motor gear.

Also, a Barretta pistol with serial number
P17531 and ammunition were recovered from
the suspects .

After the alleged goods receiver(buyer) , Leonard Afoaku, a businessman , was arrested , some goods were recovered from him.

The police said they will be charged to court
after investigation .
find the pictures of the gang leader, his gang members, bus and goods recovered from them below.

source: http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2014/09/23/7-notorious-robbers-paraded-in-lagos/

gud for them...

msmon: By Temidayo Akinsuyi
Snr. Correspondent, Lagos

Former Vice President and
presidential aspirant of the All
Progressives Congress (APC), Atiku
Abubakar, has bemoaned the high
level of impunity currently going on in
government circles, especially at the
federal level, saying something
urgent must be done to address the
anomaly.
Speaking in a chat with newsmen in
Lagos, Abubakar particularly took a
swipe at Minister of Petroleum
Resources, Diezani Allison-Madueke,
who, Abubakar said, has failed to
honour several invitations by the
National Assembly. He said he would
have fired the minister if he were the
President of the country.
The former vice president also urged
the media to maximise their influence
as the fourth estate of the realm to
check the excesses and impunity in
government circles.
“In my life in this country, I have
never seen the level of impunity go as
high as we have today. Like I said last
night, if I were a president and the
National Assembly summons a
minister for investigation, that
minister will feel reluctant to honour
the invitation, I will fire the minister
because constitutionally, the National
Assembly has the responsibility of
checks and balances.
“In my view, in the United States,
imagine Congress calling one
Secretary of a Department to come, if
he fails to come, they will not even
appropriate money for your
department and there is nothing the
President can do.
“That is not what we see in this
country. And I believe that working
together with the media, both of us
can check that impunity,” he said.


dailyindependentnig.com/2014/09/wouldve-fired-diezani-president-atiku/

....and you are not the president. Corrupt nigerian leaders always turning saint immedeately d leave govt. Now Atiku of all people crying against corruption. Naija i hail thee...