THE SOLUTION

what we can do is the have data companies licencesed.

take for instance lagos state license's 4 companies to operate DATA collection. what they will do is get information on people and keep it in their data base.

So for a fee any company can access the 4 data bases and verify. ONLY THE POLICE AND INTELLIGENCE SERVICE WILL HAVE FREE ACCESS TO THIS DATA BASE.

I am not a DATA EXPERT but this should be given to our Final year student as their project work. OUR SCHOOLS must solve our problems not create or HIGHLIGHT them.

Good but how will you collect the data especially from the alayes and ashewos?

1.

Have you had a crush for your pastor, imam, rev father, rev sister, pope, bishop etc before?. Have you made an attempt to materialize that crush by hitting on them?. How successfula was your attempt?

2.

Have any of those people i mentioned above hit on you before or (try to seduce you into their bed in case of rev sisters and female pastors)?. How did you deal with that situation?.

I've not seen the copy of the constitution on your lapsooooh. Still waiting sha.

Osisi can't deny the girls are either igbo or calabar/niger delta.

Why were you shaking your black brassy ass on Obesere's video like that??
How much does he pay you for the gogo dance??

Not me. Those lepa na igbo girls.

Another great song

Ya mustapha

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@Osisi,
Is it no me that thought you that song. Can you write the lyrics in english for me?. I received it on my email last week and since then i play it everyday. Great song but she needs to lose some weight to attract star power.

Osisi suddenly became BecomeRich.

1. Copy the "embed" link from Youtube(not URL link, it's the box below it)

2. Paste on nairaland.
3. edit the link by deleting all the rubbish and eave the link alone.

ex: The bolded parts will be deleted.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAoJJI7tZ2U&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAoJJI7tZ2U&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

4. Highlight the remainder, which will be : "
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAoJJI7tZ2U&hl=en&fs=1"> from the example above  and press the flash key above to get something like this below.
[flash=*200,200]
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Change the 200, 200 numbers in the box to 400, 425(I added the star to disable the program from posting, ignore it)


5 post.

how did a UK topic turn into
obesere?

Be careful.

I hope i havent given you the weapon to torture innocent members of the forum

Roflmao, that must have been your greatest mistake today.

Professor Obesere(Uniben)

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He graduated Sauron from his college of theater arts.

Next time. . . . .Do the embedding.
I am not Igbo so i couldn't have been that cop. Grin Grin Grin Grin
He is Aloy.Emeka(your bedmate).

Must the cop be igbo?. Were you not a police in Nigeria?. Which barrack were you stationed before you escaped to UK through the high sea?

Testing

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To answer your question, there is no country that you travel to in the world, that is safe as a whole. Stop being naive.

Safety get levels abeg. It's safer to travel to the Uk than Afghanistan or Niger Delta.

but even in the US people find a way of getting multiple Social Security Number don't they?

Point is, no society is perfect and rather than run down our country, why dont we profer solutions like the intellectuals that we are?

Stop excusing our epileptic system abeg. How many people in the US have multiple ss#'s?. Why not start one first and perfect it especially when the inadequacies in the US system is there to tip us off.

I love this move. It is time, these UK people know that you cannot continue to malign us and expect a hand of friendship and gratitude all the time.

Is it safe to travel to Nigeria as a whole how much less ijawland?

Next time. . . . .Do the embedding.

Tell me how to do it.

What about Zamfara, Kano or Ebonyi??

Charity begins at home.

Are you the cop in this video?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZnmudsoqIg&feature=related

I do. . . . . .Osun State isn't just the right place abeg.
They are too salary dependent. Most of em work for the government and all they know is 'I will pay at the end of the month'
Find somewhere else apart from Osun State and letz do business.

How else can you pay back to your homeland apart from investing in rural states?. Don't you aspire to be a philanthropist like Abiola?

Who is Billygoat??

The OP.

wateva i want, sauron must want.
abi i lie?

Sauron is a lying cheating viagra chewing poor playa whose semen obeys the force of gravity no matter the position.

I'm uncomfortable with this part.

Are they not your brothers?. Accept them now?

Tell me when you are going home. . . . .I want to start animal husbandry in Ilesha

Is that a ploy to penetrate our women?. You promise us a massive investment, do it half way and impregnate over 20 women duringg the process?. If you have over $100K to invest in Osun state, i can help you with the logistics.

let them take him. . . i dash them
i will find me an aristo

Beware of awon boys. One of them is walking around here as sauron.

Lie lie High Commissioner - 250 PER DAY? To do what in naija?? Huh That means over 75,000 Brits get Visas into naija annually. And only 42 get kidnapped? MEND needs to step up their activities jo. Grin ;Djavascript:void(0);

The work visas sounds more plausible - about 2,000 a year, many being renewals and the like I'm sure.

Stop destroying our image please.

hehehe wetin come consign me with david Tongue
he has his life, i have mine too

Is it Debosky?. If you live any of them here because you want to go work in Idowu taylor, SpikedBusibodykarmamotunrayo go grabbam . You are warned. Guard your dry fish well  well before rat go choppam.

National cakes when midnight marauders, ritualists, epileptic power supply, cunts, thugs and corrupt police officers are waiting to pinch from you??
I'd pass. I love ma comfort.
U can go to Naija and get raped by HIV-infected daredevil robbers.
I would bring a beautiful bouquet on your funeral.

Any man that says stuff like this will never go home for at least the next 40 years. What do you do when you hear Naijas singing 'oh my home, oooo my home' in pubs while watching arsenal wallop manchester?

How will Tope go when David Dylan is not ready to go home yet?. Does she really want a job or David Dylan?

May you be swept up by the Osun river Grin
which Olabowale ?
Abasi !
My Olabowale? Grin
is he from Oyo state?

No, he's from Ogun but it could be him then claiming Oyo to impress you because Ogun state(Sauron's haven) is so ghetto.

St.Funmi, you are a monkey for talking this way.
Aggression ma foot. . . . . .How did Diya and Akhigbe cope with these guys??

Diya that was their foot mat? . The second man is never their problems from time immemorial. Wasn't Ekwueme and ebitu Ukiwe in those shoes?. Believe me what triggers them is religion and not your politics and money. Hausas do not care about your money and degrees. They only fight to stay in power because they believe it's only way their interests will be covered. If they leave the govt and military, what else can they claim to control in Nigeria?. You think Billigoat was joking when he said that?

Isn't it one Nigeria again?

Distance makes the heart grow   .

Did you visit your aunt living at Ibadan when he nabbed you?. Are you sure Ade is not Olabowale?

Hausa People are not Shiite Muslims, shut up!!!

Whatever denomination they are Sunni, mussie or whatever, they follow you with aggression if they sense any form of opposition(not against them but against Islam).