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You mean Ade my first love from Ibadan.How did you skip enugu to get a boyfriend in Oyo?. Your waka na die. ![]() |
https://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q180/christel011/DSC_0999-2.jpg The guys has a taste for actresses or what?. His Ex is an actress and now Ini Edo. |
I'm the only one in my family with absolutely no inclination to buying and sellingBecause you were busy chasing Femi around while others suffer. Why worry when Femi can foot your bills? ![]() |
Come home n do what when i have a good paying job over here??Your mates are in Abuja collecting huge contracts and making millions while you wallow in UK working at the railway. Are you a man at all?. Can't you take risks and allow your destiny to run full course. Is it Bimbo that is holding you back there or what? make hay while the sun shines. Your national cake is up for grabs. ![]() |
How much is hummer? . Costs almost the same as a full loaded honda accord . You can get a brand new H3 for $32K . Expensive SUV's are BMW's, Audi's etc and not cheap ass hummer ![]() |
When did Lagbaja sing in IgboThis is lagos or eko. something like that. It's in coolu temper album. |
Fugitive and he got an appointment?. Do you guys believe everything you read on the news?. For all I care, it could be the handwork of BecomeRich. ![]() |
3 million naija in the UK?Roflmao; Sauron is ashamed to come home then. Why is he hiding in UK? ![]() |
Could this be the ripples of the Civil War in 1967??How many christians are in the core north?. It's like saying there are muslims in the east. |
I disagree. . . .Read what i wrote again. Hausas don't view yorubas as christian extremists, they view them as christian liberals while igbos are viewed as core christian effigies. That is why anytime there is religious war in the country, they target igbos. They are not fighting them because they hate them, rather it's because they hate what they stand for. Do u really think em Northerners would allow an Igbo man to sit there??Northerners are known to cause trouble that will rewrite history and Nigeria being what it is, anything goes. Don't be surprised they'll scatter the arrangement by 2015 to remain in power. History has shown they derive energy from violence and up till now, they hold the 4 aces. Why should a Yoruba man or igbo man allow chaos when they'll lose all they've worked for?. It's like waging a war against alayes when your car, children, home and business is at risk. Who will lose in such war?. Until we southerners devise a way to bring the north to par with our economic status, they'll continue to be bugs. Will you agree for your siblings to miss three years of school because you want to fight the nomadic north? |
Then why do people bother to vote if the thing has already been decided by the oracles?Was the last one not between Buhari and yaradua. The constitution was rewritten during Obj's regime. Next one should be between yaradua and another northerner. Any igbo, ijaw or yoruba trying to run for presidency in 2011 is looking for trouble. |
Why??Major Reason: religion Igbos are seen as christian crusaders just like Hausas are seen as islamic crusaders in Nigeria. Yorubas are in between and it'll be easier for alhaji to work with a yoruba christian just like an igbo christian will trust a yoruba muslim more when it comes to invading their land with messages from mohammed. Yorubas have the advantage of religion and population too. Again, the presidency is now rotated every 8 years. The igbos that are talking about 2011 are joking because the north has 4 more years, then the igbos, then the North central, the south south, the north west, the south west and so on unless there is a chaos along the line as usual. |
ROTFLOL!!! Abasi Mbok!!!!Why are you laughing as if they don't know what is holding them back. 90% of the almajiris and alayes in Yorubaland are from polygamous homes. Do the math. Is Billygoat asking for igbos to share their wealth with him or what?. Did the igbos ask him to waste his salary on booze and kitten? |
c33b33@Billygoat, are you planning to turn Nigeria into a socialist state?. Is the igbo man standing in your way to make something for yourself. If the igbo is dominating the economic scene even after going through the war, is that not a thing of shame to others especially you?. Nigeria is a capitalist society. Instead of whining like your fore fathers, why not look for a way to breakthrough in whatever you are doing and also find the factor that is responsible for igbo domination. Hint: may be if you look into the issue of family, procreation and polygamy, you may find part of the answers. It's a pity that a 30 year old man with 3 wives and 13 children will be wondering how his 30 year old igbo neighbor with one wife and 2 children is saving more than him. It's a pity. ![]() How can people who formed less than 30% of Nigerian population be dominating our entire country economy. Nigeria presidency is by negotiation and a trade off. The Ibo cannot dominate the market and at the same time have the presidency. You cannot eatAt least you have realized that claiming the presidency will not solve your problems. The north did it for donkey years yet they are the poorest in the country even though the have the richest goons in Nigeria, why?. Because for you to remain wealthy, you have to know how to create wealth. Igbos have the highest number of middle class citizens in Nigeria and that's because they create wealth. CNN was showing those that won millions in America the other day and how they went bankrupt a fews years after and people were wondering why. You can sit on Abiola's moneey and swim murkily through it just for a few years. If you know one problem your peoples presidency have solved for them, let me hear it. Better go get yourself a job and stop hoping on Aso rock. |
Native doctors, occultic men now operate as pastors By CHRISTOPHER OJI Tuesday, March 3, 2009 One person who has been angry about how things are going on in the Christian fold is the General Overseer, Grace Prevailing Ministries, Ojodu, Lagos, Rev. Dr. Godwin Nwachukwu. The radical preacher of the gospel is not happy about the influx of fake pastors in God’s vineyard. Rev. Nwachukwu, though is not against proliferation of churches, which he said, would propagate the teaching of Jesus Christ, e is angry that occultic people and native doctors have infiltrated the church. In an interview with Daily Sun, he warned people to be careful on the type of church they attend as native doctors and occultists are everywhere practising as pastors. Proliferation of churches On one end, it is good, irrespective of what is going on in Christendom. So many people are abusing the gospel because, any Dick and Harry can now open a shop and call it a church. Go to rail lines, warehouses, you see people opening churches. People do things that do not glorify God. That, notwithstanding, there are still genuine men of God that are propagating the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ. Native doctors are now scarce Indeed, if you notice in the olden days, you see native doctors everywhere. Through the gospel of salvation, most of them have given their lives to Jesus. However, we should not be fooled, majority of native doctors and occultic people are now operating under churches. They now operate as pastors, it is embarrassing. You go to a church for deliverance, those who claim to be men of God will charge money to conduct deliverance for people oppressed from the bondage of satan. People should be careful where they worship for your pastor may be a native doctor carrying out evil assignment for satan his master. Thank God, He is dealing with some of them. We read in the papers about pastors arrested for raping children, homosexuals and some for murder. Some of them are in detention. To know the genuine ones The Bible says, “By their fruits, you shall know them. A genuine man of God preaches salvation messages, he doesn’t bend the word of God. He tells the people what the Bible teaches and practises what he preaches. He preaches prosperity in righteousness. He preaches decency and modesty. They are not miracle preachers or showcasing drama in the pulpit. The Bible says to them that believes, signs and wonders shall follow them. How I was called This is my 28 years in the ministry. God called me into the ministry because I wanted a change. I am over 40, my father’s root was from a white garment church, so when he died, I questioned their vision and revelations and at the end of it, there was no sincerity. My mother’s root is Jehovah’s Witness, but they don’t believe in miracle. I thank God that I am able to convert my mother into Pentecostal. God used me to heal her when she was sick. God opened her eyes and she believed there is miracle. I was an educational consultant, doing well in my business. God did not call me when I was sick or wretched, that is why I don’t joke with my salvation. And God has prove himself in my life. How did he prove Himself He gave me words of knowledge, which I used to discern what is happening to a person and the solution to his problem. When God speaks to me, He speaks loudly and clearly but the mystery is that I will be the only one hearing the word. My first encounter with God, I thought people around me heard when He spoke to me and I asked them what they heard and they said nothing. Some people will come to me and say, pastor, tell me about my life. I am not God. What will I tell the person when God has not spoken to me concerning the person. I only speak when He speaks to me. God also speaks to me through dreams. Prophecies come true My prophecies don’t fail. If you ask my church members, they will tell you and my prophecies are always recorded. On December 31, God told me that a Northern governor would pass away and that he would be flown abroad before his demise. I warned that if any governor from the north is sick and should be flown abroad, they should bring him to this church or his people should turn to Christ and pray for him. That day, we had more crowd than the usual church service. That same day, I spoke about Attah Mills of Ghana winning the election without problem. I spoke about Yar’Adua being down with sickness but nothing will happen to him. I spoke on the Abia State election and it has come to pass. I spoke about war in Israel. I spoke on Obama winning the election and that on that the day of his swearing in that someone would be arrested for attempted murder. God has told me that the Nigeria economy will bounce back. There is nothing to worry about. God is going to change the economy. People will be amazed the way the economy will bounce back. http://odili.net/news/source/2009/mar/3/504.html |
Nigerian youngster, Orenuga, joins Everton NIGERIA-BORN Southend United youngster, Femi Orenuga, has completed a move to Premier League side, Everton, for an undisclosed transfer fee. The 15-year-old winger, who became the youngest ever player to play for the Shrimpers when he came on as a substitute in the FA Cup victory over Luton in November, has signed scholarship terms at Goodison Park after Southend accepted an undisclosed fee. "I'm really excited about the move," Orenuga told Southend's official website. "When I went to Everton I saw how many youth players had gone through into the first team and I think I will have a better chance with them than some of the other sides who were interested. "I will be sad to leave as I have really enjoyed my time at Southend and (Head of Youth) Ricky Duncan and (Academy Manager) Luke Hobbs have really brought the best out of me. But it was too good an opportunity to turn down; I might never get another chance to prove myself at a Premier League side." Duncan added: "Obviously, we are disappointed to lose someone of his talent, but we couldn't stand in Femi's way. A good youth policy produces players for the first team and sells players to other sides." Orenuga was born on March 18, 1993, and joined Southend United in 2006, after he impressed the club following his recommendation by an agent. He became the youngest player to appear for Southend United when he came on as a 93rd minute substitute in their 3-1 victory over Luton Town in the FA Cup second round on November 29, 2008. Orengua has often been likened to another up and coming youngster, at the successful centre of excellence, by the name of Julian Okai. http://odili.net/news/source/2009/mar/3/9.html |
Ho ho ho Nigeria is the new obodo oyibo for UK citizens. |
UK applications for Nigerian visas ‘on the rise’ By Simon Kolawole who was in London, 03.03.2009 Tuesday, March 3, 2009 Despite the negative perception of Nigeria abroad, there has been a steady increase in the number of applications for Nigerian visas at the country’s High Commission in the United Kingdom. Nigeria’s High Commis-sioner to the UK, Dr. Dalhatu Tafida, informed THISDAY in London at the weekend that there has been “a noticeable rise in the number of British nationals applying for entry visa as well as permits to come and work in the country”. The British government has consistently issued a negative travel advisory on Nigeria to its citizens owing to what it calls “insecurity”, especially because of the kidnappings in the Niger Delta. In the last four years, 42 British nationals working in the oil industry have been kidnapped in the oil-producing region by militants agitating for greater control of the resources of the region, which supplies Nigeria with over 80 per cent of its budgetary revenues. Nigeria also suffers from image problems in the UK as a result of drug trafficking, credit card fraud, identity theft, general immigration offences and the advance fee fraud, otherwise known as “419” perpetrated by some Nigerians. “Nigeria remains a very important country to the United Kingdom despite all these negative developments,” the High Commissioner, who assumed office at the mission April last year, said. “The fact that more and more British citizens are applying for work permits and visitor visas is an indication of this. The trend is increasing.” The High Commissioner said between 100 and 250 visas are granted daily, while in 2008, 950 subject-to-regularisation (STR) work visas were issued and 1030 temporary work permits (TWP) were also granted to British nationals. Tafida said Nigeria is the second largest African market for the country’s former colonial masters, coming next to South Africa which is regarded as the continent’s most successful nation. “Nigeria is Britain’s 34th largest overseas market and the second largest in Africa after South Africa. UK exports of goods to Nigeria were worth £1.013 billion in 2007 and £882 million in services in the same year. UK investments in Nigeria are estimated at about £1 billion,” the former Senator revealed, although he said comparable statistics of Nigeria’s exports to the UK are not available “but crude oil remains the major export item aside from commodities. In fact, Britain accounts for 5.7 per cent of Nigeria’s external trade.” The governor of Bayelsa State, Mr. Timi Sylva, had threatened last Thursday at the Royal Institute of International Affairs, Chatam House, London, that he would no longer honour invitations by the British government to discuss the Niger Delta if it continued to issues travel warnings against the region despite all efforts Nigeria was making to contain militant activities. Rivers State Governor Chibuike Amaechi, who was at the forum along with Delta State Governor Emmanuel Uduaghan, said he had decided against attending any event relating to the Niger Delta which is held in Lagos or Abuja or anywhere outside the oil-producing region in protest against the negative portray of the region “despite all our efforts to put security in place”. Meanwhile, Tafida also informed THISDAY that as part of efforts to strengthen Nigeria’s mission in the UK, he has taken steps to make the Consular Section more active and responsive to the need of Nigerians. “One of the things the section has done recently is to visit Nigerians in British prisons and counsel them,” he said. “The response was wonderful. Many of the prisoners were crying, saying that was the first time the government of Nigeria was showing any interest in their plight.” He said the number of Nigerians in prisons had reduced dramatically, from 1,461 last year to 887 this year. There are between two and three million Nigerians living in the UK. “This is a significant development,” he said, although he admitted that he was not too sure what was responsible for the drop—whether they had completed their prison terms, were given parole or crimes committed by Nigerians had actually reduced. Tafida also said Nigeria was in the process of signing a prisoner exchange agreement with the UK. This would enable Nigerian prisoners to come and serve their terms in Nigeria, likewise for British prisoners in Nigeria, http://odili.net/news/source/2009/mar/3/209.html |
Nna biko, allow me to express like sentiment with my brothers above.When did you become igbo?. I thought you are yoruba ijaw according to Becomerich?. i hope you know these igbo haters lump you together so, if their hatred become practical anyday, they'll massacre igbo and Niger deltan together because they can't differentiate who is who among you. ![]() |
Ok osun this Osun that , osun is a great tourist destination. Lets celebrate OsunI wonder oh. Haven't you noticed that too?. It's Igbo this or igbo that everyday we come here. Even threads that are not concerned to igbos, someone must find a way to tie them to it and let others roll their take. It also prevents us from discussing our own problems because all eyes is on igbo. |
funmi you are most welcomed, but you are guilty of this tribalism as well as yours is towards the hausas.No I am not. i am only misunderstood here. My problem is not with hausa or fulani but with the ruling class embedded in their society that is destroying Nigeria. I do not have any problem with an everyday mallam walking the streets of lagos except those that have an expertise in wielding daggers. Stay on your own, Funmi will not have any problem with you, trust me. |
Why must there be igbo this or igbo that everyday you come into Nairaland?. Why are all eyes on igbos?. Y'all making them celebrities without knowing it. |
funmi, i know many rich alhajis that married off their daughters before they left primary school. it is more cultural and religious than poverty.Ok. |
Dear, i'm not hiding anything . . .i was only asking you that which ERA of the constitution did you get that from i guess its in the 1979 Constitution which had been amended 4 times - 6 times now. i have a copy of the latest constitution and i can find it there,that was why i asked . . .Why not scan the copy you have and post it(the marriage section), let's see the age stipulated by law for people to get married. If you are doubting the age 12 thing, what is the age in the compendium in your laps? |
child marriages have no place in this day and age. however, there is something fishy about this article - when did nigeriens( from Niger) start looking yoruba? (those girls have yoruba written all over them) until reading this article and checking the net, i actually thought all nigeriens had arab features, and were beggars .What do you mean by they look yoruba?. They can be igbo or hausa as far as am concerned. ![]() |
LagosRoflmao ![]() |
The irony is this tribalism doesnt really exist among the ruling elite as they are united in their thieving ideology.You can't beat this response. Thanks lagosboy. |
ask lupe fiascoBush man. ![]() |
i think many diplomatic topics like this should be left for Nigerians in Europe and America to discurse. in every organised,civilised,industrialized, sane and normal society there are always accurate and authentic identifications and documentations of every residents, before talking of tapping phone lines to investigate crimes. yes in Europe the police has all made calls fully translated in every languages both local and international languages.Roflmao ![]() |
Then where is Quota? |
Oshodi: 24-hour surveillance to check return of hoodlums, roadside traders Written by Kingsley Adegboye Monday, March 2, 2009 It will seem that the Lagos State government is not resting on its oars after taming the hitherto notorious Oshodi and bringing sanity to bear in the place. Determined to consolidate and sustain the success it has recorded in turning Oshodi into a new haven, the Lagos State Government last week presented 10 brand new monitoring vehicles to the new Special Task Force code-named “Operation Clean Up” set up to maintain zero tolerance for all forms of nuisance along the Oshodi route. The major task of the new task force made up of members of the Nigeria Police Force, officials of the Lagos State Traffic Management Authority (LASTMA) and officials of the state’s Kick Against Indiscipline (KAI) is to ensure law and order as well as compliance with the state environmental and sanitation laws along the Airport Road , between Agege Motor Road and Mushin . The sanitation task force comprises 10 different teams with each team made up of 10 operatives drawn from the Police, LASTMA and KAI. Commissioner for the Environment, Dr Muiz Banire while formally presenting the patrol and monitoring vehicles to the groups at Oshodi stated that the procurement of the vehicles and the establishment of the Special Task Force were meant to sustain the on-going clean up exercise in Oshodi and its environs, adding that the exercise shall be extended to all parts of the State. The Commissioner further disclosed that the new Task Force which will work on shift basis from 7 am to12noon, 12noon to 6pm and 6pm to 12 mid-night has been mandated to abate any form of nuisance, arrest and arraign erring offenders before the state sanitation court for prosecution. Banire noted that there is a strong nexus between the environment and health of the inhabitants of every environment, stressing that a healthy environment is the harbinger of good health and longevity while dirty and unsustainable environment breed ill-health and an increase in wage bill. He said the wage bill of state has been dropping with the improvement in the cleanliness of the environment. . Banire while expressing confidence that the current effort would yield positive results in combating the menace of climate change, urged the residents to join hands with the State Government in its crusade to provide a clean, safe and sustainable environment devoid of degradation. He advised that the issue of sustainable environment and battle against the effects of green house gases and climate change is receiving global attention, urging residents to constitute themselves into vigilante groups to police their environment against any act capable of promoting the outbreak of epidemics. Meanwhile, one of the officers leading one of the monitoring units who spoke to Vanguard Metro under condition of anonymity noted that policing Oshodi to ensure compliance to the state sanitation laws poses some serious challenges. According to the officer, one of such challenges is that Oshodi traders who are not happy that they have been displaced of their trading spots are making frantic efforts to stage a come back to the road. “Some of them have their wares in sacks and containers. They pretend to be moving , meanwhile they are whispering to passers-by to come and buy their wares. “You have to be very vigilant and observant to understand the tricks of these traders and what they are capable of doing. If your intelligence gathering is not sharp enough, you may discover that before you know what is happening, the traders will gradually find their way back to the road. So, as monitoring groups to patrol the length and breadth of Oshodi down to Mushin, we have the challenge of ensuring that the desperate traders do not find their way back to the road at Oshodi. “It is not all of them that have come to terms with the need to relocate elsewhere. Oshodi was not originally designed as a trade post. It was the idea of some people who found it convenient to turn Oshodi into a market because of human traffic there. In the same way, they can make a legitimate market a functional place. Also, the issue of hoodlums at Oshodi, how to totally eradicate them to ensure the sustenance of the new Oshodi is another serious challenge to the monitoring units. Before now, the hoodlums lived on pickpocketing and snatching of people’s valuables. But with what the state government has done to Oshodi, the hoodlums cannot be happy. Gradually, they will want to find their way back into the new Oshodi, which must be resisted by the monitoring groups set up by the government to sustain the sanity at Oshodi presently. It took the state government two months of rigorous efforts to clean Oshodi up, and the government is determined to sustain Oshodi”, the officer stressed. City Tit-Bits Adeniji One person was crushed to death Wednesday at Oyebanji junction, Lagos Island after a Peugeot 504 S/Car with registration number GL 372 KJA ran over two persons, a male and a female whose identities were yet to be ascertained. The vehicle was driven by one Sunny Okoye. The female victim reportedly died on the spot while the male is presently recuperating at an undisclosed hospital. The state Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Frank Mba confirmed the accident and said the driver was undergoing interrogations. Ijora A trailer driver simply identified as Inusa died Wednesday after his trailer marked XA 883 BDU skidded off the Ijora 7UP bridge. The cause of the accident was yet to be determined but sources said the truck may have suffered brake failure while the driver was apparently on a high speed. Police men from the Ijora Division visited the scene and removed the corpse to the public mortuary for autopsy. The Police PRO, Mr. Frank Mba also confirmed the accident adding that the case is under investigation. Alausa The Lagos State Ministry of Women Affairs and Poverty Alleviation has commenced a free vocational training programme for 3,000 people in five local government areas (LGAs).The LGAs are Ikorodu, Ikorodu-West Local Council Development Area, Shomolu, Bariga, and Ijora-Badiya Local Council Development Areas. Mrs Tosin Martins, the Public Relations Officer of the Ministry said that the programme would last for five weeks. She said that the programme was designed for people who could not have access to the long-term vocational training.Martins said that it was to empower people at the grass roots “so that they will not constitute a burden to the society in view of the current economic hardship facing the country". People will be taught different vocations like textile designing, balloon decoration, snacks making, hairdressing, soap and pomade, beads and hats making. "At the end of the programme, the beneficiaries will be given the opportunity to access loans from one of the five micro-finance partners in the state.” Martin said that the beneficiaries were housewives, unemployed graduates, youths and school leavers.She said that the government had partnered with five micro-finance banks to make it easy for people to establish themselves after the training. Missing Persons One Chinonso Eze ‘m’ aged 20 years about five feet tall, fair in complexion; speaks Igbo and pigin English languages fluently. If seen contact one Eze Okoro ‘m’ of No.61 Odunsi Street Bariga or Bariga Police Station. *One Joseph M. Daraye ‘m’, aged 25 years old, about five feet tall; dark in complexion, speaks English language fluently. If seen contact one Okoruwa Victor em’ of No. 12, Lambe Street, Ago Okota Lagos or Isolo Police Station. * One Frank Ayim Kumbo ‘m’ aged 27 years, about 1.5 feet tall, light in complexion; speaks English languages and Ekajuk language fluently. If seen contact one Atanga Leonard ‘m’ of BLK G6, flat 1, Igala Estate Oke Afa, Isolo Police. *One Obiorah Jude ‘m’ aged 38 years about five feet tall, dark in complexion speaks English and yoruba fluently. If seen contact Dr. Gbade Adeife ‘m’ of No. 5 Sunday Saidi Street okunola Egbeda, Lagos or Idimu Police Station. *One Obinna Ojiakau T aged 31yrs, light in complexion, speaks Delta Igbo and English fluently. If seen contact one Peter Ojiakau ‘m’ of No. 3 Temidire Street KoIIngton Police Station. Stolen Vehicles * One Nissan Quest Car with Reg. No. GU 947 EKY, Colour Grey. If seen contact one Dayakubu Fisse ‘m’ of No. 10 Isaac John street Ike/a, Lagos or Shomolu Police Station. * One Nissan Sunny car with Reg. No. NJ 958 AAA, Colour-red. If seen contact one Omosebi A. S on phone No. 08054247585 or Aswani Police Station. .* One Honda baby-boy with Reg no. LH 815 KJA, colour Army green. If seen contact one Adeyemi Oyegbade ‘f of No. 4 Akinbayode street Papa Ajao Mushin, lagos or Mushm Police station. * One Pathfinder Nissan Jeep with Reg No. SN 220 AAA. If seen contact one Ganiyu Bamgbade ‘m’ of Zenon, Ejigbo Lagos or Mushin police station. http://odili.net/news/source/2009/mar/2/303.html |
@poster - What era of the constitutional book do check the age of marriage in your fatherland is 12? Speak up! So if ur right,i can marry u off now without any body sueing me? Shit!Do you mind checking the Nigerian constitution before denying it?. Why do we Nigerians derive joy from denying the ugly side of us?. Will the problem resolve itself by us hiding it?. The Nigerian constitution puts the marriage age at 12. That means you cannot sue any man that marries a 12 yr old girl for statutory rape in Nigeria. It's the law bu you musn't follow that aspect of law. I think it's poverty that is the sole problem here. No comfortable parents will allow an adult male to dissect their 12 year old daughters kitten in the name of marriage. |