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Car Talk / Re: How Long Did It Take You To Learn How To Drive? (Picture) by StJasper(m): 6:41pm On Jul 02, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Me nor even learn
Na one day as a stubborn child I reach my elder sister house...she nor dey house
I carry her husband motor begin match Am follow street

Na so news reach her say me don dey cruise her husband motor
She begin call me for phone I nor pick...

Drive for one hour...the next week I do am again...unfortunately this time around I break the side mirror...my sister husband nor even talk
Don't know why men knows how to tolerate the family of their wife


You should ask your sister to please tell you the truth about the drama that took place between her and her husband in the bedroom after you broke the side mirror.

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Politics / Re: Why Tinubu’s Portrait Was Missing At Abia’s Banquet Hall – Alex Otti’s Aide by StJasper(m): 6:30pm On Jul 02, 2023
kettykin:
But really, is it by force


Yes, it is by force because it is a public building or government office.
Politics / Re: French Riots: Charly Boy Asks Nigerian Youths To Act. Twitter Users Slam Him by StJasper(m): 7:28pm On Jul 01, 2023
God1000:
Tribalism is the reason such thing cannot happen in Nigeria.

It was only during the Endsars protest nigerians came together to challenge government, though not the entire country.

Where were you in 1993?

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Politics / Re: Ekpa Cautions British High Commissioner Montgomery by StJasper(m): 1:07pm On Jun 30, 2023
obembet:
Simon Ekpa is right, we don't need any investment in South East (Biafra Land), all we want is Biafra, UK government should go to South West where they need it most . grin


You are the Numero Uno of Stupid Gang.
You guys are celebrating the wanton destruction of your land and you expect others to be celebrating your madness by accommodating you in their land.

If the southwest is in crisis like your Godforsaken southeast, will you be able to come and invest or live here?
Politics / Re: Soldiers Spotted On Building Guarding President Tinubu At Eid Ground (video) by StJasper(m): 3:10pm On Jun 29, 2023
Likoya:
Only in Nigeria soldiers dey guard president.... Have you ever seen soldiers guarding the president of America or Russia Or Prime minister/King of Britain?.. Only in Nigeria you go dey see military fighting vehicles as part of presidential convoy, as if there are no better places for them to be...
And moreover all these things are just for show in my opinion, just to look professional


You people should just stop spewing rubbish. Do you know how many special agents are always on American President's convoy?

Do you know how many fighter jets are hovering around whenever he goes out?

Do you know how many snipers are stationed in buildings around anywhere he is?

Do you know how roads are blocked whenever he goes out?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Sweden Police Grant Permit For Koran Burning Protest Outside Mosque by StJasper(m): 11:03pm On Jun 28, 2023
Aduke96:


Say anything you like asslicker......if that will make you sleep well tonight.
i never ask you who own it or where it came from

next time you don't drag Christianity to your f***h opinion

Your foolishness didn't let you remember that you said "our Christianity".
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sweden Police Grant Permit For Koran Burning Protest Outside Mosque by StJasper(m): 10:01pm On Jun 28, 2023
Aduke96:


Bed time story!
The man protester is an ex muslim from iraq who feel deceived by his previous religion, he need to express himself. if you arent comfortable stop the protest then grin
we are no longer in the past, this is 21st century,.... ..hear yourself again, and shame on you!
if Christianity has done evil in the past, other religion should follow suit now?
listen ass licker, there is freedom in Christianity, if you are tired of what you believe and and can no longer defend your faith please convert we don't see your relevance.
Hypocrites.


Your response only confirmed the shallowness of your thinking faculty.

NO MAN OWNS A RELIGION!!!

Christianity doesn't belong to you. You are a Christian because the British brought it to Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Joseph Legend Mfon Appointed Environment Minister To State Of Birland by StJasper(m): 9:58pm On Jun 28, 2023
ijustdey:


https://leadership.ng/nigerian-appointed-environment-minister-to-state-of-birland/


It surprises me the way some people are celebrating this.

Birland as a country doesn't exist.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Sweden Police Grant Permit For Koran Burning Protest Outside Mosque by StJasper(m): 8:50pm On Jun 28, 2023
Aduke96:


You are just an ass licker.....if you aren't comfortable being a Christian please stop telling us, hurry join Islam if you love it dearly.
There is chance that the man staging the protest was 98% Ex Muslim.
Stop been emotional and sympathiser, let people express themselves.
Muslim failed to know that they can't keep freedom away from people forever, once people are out of the bondage they just want to express themselves anyhow they can.
Stop dragging Christianity to this shit!

You are only speaking from ignorance and blighted opinion. Sweden is a country with zero Muslim population. There is no single mosque in Sweden.

By the way, have you read the history of our Christianity? Do you know the level of evil perpetrated by the early Christian Church and it's leaders?

I am a Christian but I don't celebrate dogmatism and stupidity in the name of religion.

In the southwestern part of this country, we have families that have Muslims and Christians as members of the same family and they are living in peace.

This can never be found in any other part of this country.

Religious tolerance is zero in most parts of Nigeria and the world over.

Many countries in Africa and Asia don't tolerate Christianity while some countries in Latin America and Asia too don't tolerate Islam.

Most of these bigoted Christians in Nigeria don't see any religious difference whenever they need a lady to sleep with freely.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sweden Police Grant Permit For Koran Burning Protest Outside Mosque by StJasper(m): 2:30pm On Jun 28, 2023
HonNL:


SOURCE



Where is that misguided element who was saying Muslims are evil?

I said this yesterday or two days ago that madness in the name of religion is not limited to Islam alone.

I am a Christian and I have seen and heard many crazy things which our people are doing in the name of religion.

Will any reasonable Christian be cool with Muslims burning the Bible in the name of protest?

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Education / Re: What Does Bsc. (hons) Means? by StJasper(m): 6:34am On Jun 28, 2023
TruthinAction:


We also have other degree such as B.Eng (Mechanical) or B.Eng (Civil) which is neither of the degrees you mentioned.


They are all first degrees. Nothing more.
Education / Re: What Does Bsc. (hons) Means? by StJasper(m): 7:55pm On Jun 27, 2023
abufadllullah:
[s][/s]Good day Nairalanders, I recently Graduated from a prestigious Nigerian University, and on my Statement of Result, is written B.sc (Hons).

Tried to Goggle search the meaning of the Hons. to no avail.

Please Nairalanders, what does B.sc Hons means and what value does it add to the Degree?


B. Sc. means Bachelor of Science.

The hons has no importance. It has to do with the schools or educational systems.

Many people have graduated with first class grade with no carry over and hons was not added to their graduating degree.

Though some will tell you it is because the person didn't have any carry over, but I don't think it is true.

B.A is equal to B.Sc.
None is higher than the other. It is just about the course of study.
Crime / Re: Usman Buda: Mob Beats Butcher To Death Over Alleged Blasphemy In Sokoto State by StJasper(m): 6:28pm On Jun 26, 2023
talented321:
Why are muslims always behaving like animals.
Nigeria need to wipe all this religions away, if not this nonsense will escalate to big war in this country just that christians are quie mit and only good at making noise.


You just committed a fallacy of hasty generalization here.
Muslims don't behave like animals. It is some animals in human clothing who hide under the cloak of religious extremism to perpetrate evils.

You must understand and acknowledge the facts that it is not limited to Islam alone. And many Muslims in the south don't do such thing.

Before you start attacking me, let me state this clearly that I am a Christian.
Politics / Re: Sowore Releases Details Of Campaign Expenses, Asks Others To Emulate Him by StJasper(m): 9:39am On Jun 21, 2023
DSC7:
Wooooowww....

Congratulations Omoyeye Sowerey👏👏...

Maybe most Nigerians voted for him because of his Transparency,But Inec did him dirty embarassed

Maybe you voted for him
Food / Re: Chef Dammy Looking Presidential With Her Security Detail, Holds Press Conference by StJasper(m): 5:13pm On Jun 20, 2023
bdon12:

I dont need to prove shit to u.this is a faceless forum. I hav given my opinion...get a life,m busy


See a lifeless nonentity who hides behind facelessness forming life coach.
Politics / Re: Ogah to Obi, others: Support Tinubu & Put Nigeria first, You may win next time by StJasper(m): 4:54pm On Jun 20, 2023
Feintline:
These are the weeds in LP that will one way or the other be taken out.

The PO tsunami that swept through the nation helped so many people including those who were political failures

Amobi ogah who has been a chieftain of the APC for years successfully failing to be politically relevant nationally or in abia state , even with his brother Uche ogah as a pmb minister, suddenly won election because of the Peter obi tsunami that swept through the nation

Putting Nigeria first is ensuring we have a constitutional elected president.
Putting Nigeria is ensuring that our hard earned democracy does not die with questionable characters at the helm of affairs.
Putting Nigeria first is about ensuring that the process that produce our leaders is not destroyed and sold to the highest bidder.

Amobi ogah is a weed in the obedient movement.
You can take a dog to the river but you cannot force it to drink water.

The dirtiness and undemocratic practices of the APC which OBIDIENTS tried to remove from Amobi ogah is unremovable.

Amobi ogah has gone back to his vomit.
He does not represent the new OBIDIENT Nigeria.


Can you just point at whatever wrong thing he said?
Food / Re: Chef Dammy Looking Presidential With Her Security Detail, Holds Press Conference by StJasper(m): 11:53am On Jun 19, 2023
bdon12:

So celebrating who can cook d longest is worth it to u abi?issorite


Why are you so myopic
Is the GWR all about cooking?
Can you please tell us just one thing your family can celebrate about you?
Food / Re: Chef Dammy Looking Presidential With Her Security Detail, Holds Press Conference by StJasper(m): 9:39am On Jun 19, 2023
bdon12:

Guiness record is a celebration of nonsense jst in case u dnt know.man wit longest prick,man wit longest nail,they never celebrate something meaningful.


Let me just correct you here. You are the one who doesn't see anything meaningful in GWR. Their records cover all facets of life including science, technology, sports, academic, automobile industry, politics, religion, culinary arts, geography, etc.
Food / Re: Chef Dammy Looking Presidential With Her Security Detail, Holds Press Conference by StJasper(m): 8:06pm On Jun 18, 2023
bdon12:

M doing pretty well in my own field...i aint playing local league


Are you saying GWR is local league? I know people like you.

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Food / Re: Chef Dammy Looking Presidential With Her Security Detail, Holds Press Conference by StJasper(m): 6:30pm On Jun 18, 2023
bdon12:
Instead of celebrating inventions we are celebrating food cooking marathon.
D world truly celebrates nonsense


Why can't you lead the way by celebrating an invention?

People like you are referred to as "kill-joy".

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Politics / Re: Cameroon, Niger, Benin Citizens Lament Fuel Subsidy Removal In Nigeria by StJasper(m): 10:16am On Jun 17, 2023
GO0DHardDick:
Damn!

The FG should do well to also stop Nigeria from supplying Ghana and other countries electricity. Of course I don't expect the drug lord to do this because he is a fool. The werey is desperately trying to buy his way and win the heart of Nigerians but he has failed already. Obi will rearrange this country when he comes onboard. I'll urge the election tribunal to hurry up and do the needful ASAP.


You must be irreversibly stupid for calling our president "werey".

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Adds Fire Fighting Truck To Presidential Convoy by StJasper(m): 10:06am On Jun 17, 2023
DaddyJapan:


In wealthier countries, the Head of State relies on the local fire service (and fire trucks) in the communities he visits.
What is described above is a bone-headed idea that should attract a lot of criticism.

In saner climes, fire truck is always in the presidential concoy
Business / Re: Naira Float: Dangote, Abdulsamad Rabiu Lost $5.85bn, Say Bloomberg Index by StJasper(m): 5:52pm On Jun 16, 2023
jmoore:

Why didn't that of Bill Gates, Zuckerberg and co fall?




Please wake up!!!
Business / Re: Naira Float: Dangote, Abdulsamad Rabiu Lost $5.85bn, Say Bloomberg Index by StJasper(m): 5:25pm On Jun 16, 2023
jmoore:

The report did not include billionaires outside Nigeria.
Dangote and owner of BUA have majority of their investments in Nigeria.
Any devaluation that affects the networth of Dangote and co also affects your own value.



Ancestor of economics, rest!!

You need to get this right, international organizations like Bloomberg don't calculate wealth in the local currency. They calculate it in dollars.
Business / Re: Naira Float: Dangote, Abdulsamad Rabiu Lost $5.85bn, Say Bloomberg Index by StJasper(m): 4:24pm On Jun 16, 2023
ijustdey:



https://www.thecable.ng/naira-float-dangote-abdulsamad-rabiu-lost-5-85bn-say-bloomberg-index/amp




Only those people whose wealth are calculated in dollars will lose while those people whose wealth are calculated in naira are gaining.
It simply means dollar is losing the battle gradually.
Business / Re: Naira Float: Dangote, Abdulsamad Rabiu Lost $5.85bn, Say Bloomberg Index by StJasper(m): 4:22pm On Jun 16, 2023
jmoore:
Some people don't get the picture. It means naira is losing value.

That 500,000 naira in your account on May 29th this year is now worth around 300,000 naira and would reduce further.

If you think your own value has not reduced too, then you have been deceived.


Professor Baby Economics, I don't know where you got your own economic theory from. Only those people whose wealth are calculated in dollars will lose while those people whose wealth are calculated in naira are gaining.
It simply means dollar is losing the battle gradually.
Politics / Re: Police Seal 17 Local Government Area Secretariats Of Plateau by StJasper(m): 2:14pm On Jun 16, 2023
J3susFr3ak:


The third tier of Government under the supervisory jurisdiction of the "state".

Here is a hypothetical scenario. Assuming a place like Sabon Gari in Kano boycotts every state sensibilities and use the Federal Government to create a LGA for themselves in Kano because of the demographic make-up. Do you think the Kano State Government will take that nonsense lying down? No! Why? Because local governments are even more artificial imposed creations compared to the structures of a given state.

The same things applies to any other ethnic group in Lagos or Anambra that attempts to use any type of of demographic composition to boycott the powers of the state by using Federal influence to force their way into a state's local politics. That also has very bad repercussions. Every state should have the power to create or dissolve entire local governments within their domains as they so wish! The LGA should emerge from the natural habitats and wishes of its original natives.

My greater point being--LGAs are more dependent on the well-wishes of the entire state to function and survive. Any given state can declare independence and opt to be its own Sovereign nation tomorrow. Local governments cannot because they are more ephemeral by their structure. Like I said earlier, the Nigerian constitution has no business creating local governments for states. States should look at the financial viability of their various localities and create as many or as few local governments as they so wish.

The present LGs as created mostly in the Military era was done only as a means to find creative ways for the mostly Northern Muslims to loot as much oil revenues as possible from the South.

If you want the LGAs to really be independent--let them also begin financing their existence from taxes and local industry without the pathetic hand-outs from where ever.

In a broken system--sanity needs to prevail. The corrupt Chairmen must go!


Since you acknowledged the fact that local governments are creations of the constitution, then you must also accept that everything about governing the local governments must be constitutional.
Politics / Re: Police Seal 17 Local Government Area Secretariats Of Plateau by StJasper(m): 8:47am On Jun 16, 2023
PastorFire4Fire:


There is no autonomy for LG Chairmen. And yes, the governor has powers to dissolve them same way the President can sack a governor through State Of Emergency.
Gov. Caleb Mufwang was the chairman of Mangu Local Government. His tenure was also dissolved by the immediate past governor (Simon Lalong) and replaced with caretaker committee members.
Anyway, i understand the governor. He is using any opportunity to dissolve them as they are all APC members brought in by the immediate former governor and he is not comfortable with it. Those chairmen even fought against him on election day frustrating voters that wanted to vote for him.


Reasoning this way only points to the secret behind our backwardness as a nation. We are extremely stupid in this country. We love celebrating madness.

Be it APC or PDP or LP, no governor has any right or power to sack a duly elected local government chairman.

Do you know what will happen if presidents start declaring state of emergency in any opposition states?

We need to stop celebrating madness.
Politics / Re: Police Seal 17 Local Government Area Secretariats Of Plateau by StJasper(m): 6:02pm On Jun 15, 2023
JasonScoolari:
You can't produce documents related to financial transactions and you still want to be the chairman... Gross impunity.

Good move by the state governor.... They should pick up the Chairmen.


Are you saying the president can suspend any governor who can't produce documents relating to financial transactions?

Local government as the third tier of the federation should be independent.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Tinubu Projects 500,000 Jobs With Data Protection Law by StJasper(m): 8:39am On Jun 15, 2023
Derrickfoster1:
Hahahaha

Bola Ahmed Tinubu is nothing but a cocaine sniffing ajasco


That cocaine sniffing ajasco will rule you for the next 8 years
Politics / Re: Tinubu Suspends Abdulrasheed Bawa As EFCC Boss by StJasper(m): 8:44pm On Jun 14, 2023
TermuxDarkWeb:
Nonsense. This man is crossing his bandry, first it was the innocent CBN Governor Godwin Emefiele and is EFCC chairman. He's creating Lifetime enemies, but it will surely hit him hard. Am not surprised it's government of Yourba he wants to fix only Yourba Muslims in higher positions. NONSENSE

It is disheartening to see a grown-up adult like you showing his/her leaking brain in a public domain.

Can you please tell us why you think Emefiele shouldn't be suspended or arrested?

Can you please tell us why you think Bawa shouldn't be suspended or investigated?

By the way, a new president or governor has the right and power to remove any official of a previous government and bring his own people on board.

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Politics / Re: Democracy Day: Nigerian Politicians Unable To Exploit Gains Of June 12 – IBB by StJasper(m): 10:26am On Jun 12, 2023
envoymedia:
Democracy Day: Nigerian Politicians Unable To Exploit Gains Of June 12 – Ibrahim Babangida



https://igberetvnews.com/1446589/democracy-day-nigerian-politicians-unable-exploit-gains-june-12-ibrahim-babangida/


What moral ground does the Evil Genius have to be advising people on how to practice democracy?

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