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Who knows when Lasu pgd forms for 2014/2015 will be out?

Who knows about OAU post graduate diploma in Electronic and Telecommunications
Engineering? Is it a part time of full time programme?
Do they admit HND holders for the program?

I love it when it is neatly wrapped,with no space at the centre.
My brain will start to scatter

One part of a woman’s body that
many, nay, most men find very
attractive, alluring and sexy is the
breast. It is one part that has
enjoyed so much attention from
men. Even though men have theirs,
with a negligible size though, they
lust after these female organs for
several reasons.
As much as men love the female
breasts, usually for aiding their
sexual satisfaction and other
reasons, a study has shown that
there are life-changing health
benefits of staring at women’s
breasts, such as lowering blood
pressure and reducing the instance
of coronary artery disease. The study
found that men who stare at
women’s breasts for at least 10
minutes daily tend to live longer
than those who do not.
Even though men would like to
maintain straight face while talking
to women, the male eyes usually
have a way of drifting down.
In fact, a previous research had
shown that when men are
confronted with breasts, or even
breast-related stimuli, like bras, they
tend to start making bad decisions.
It was pointed out in the study that
men would rather watch videos of
attractive women with lots of skin
exposed and be compensated with
a lesser amount than watch pastoral
scenes where a large sum of money
would be offered as compensation.
“This indicates that parts of men’s
brains associated with reward, the
pleasure centres, and the sites of
goal-directed motivation, were
shutting down the reasoning centres
of their brains, primarily the pre-
frontal cortex. Neurochemicals were
activating those reward and
motivational circuits to drive men
toward taking smaller amount of
money. So breasts are mightily
tempting,” the study said.
Regardless, study has shown that
staring at the breasts for a length of
time is beneficial to the men’s
health.
The study done by a German
scientist, Dr. Karen Weatherby, and
published in the New England
Journal of Medicine, said staring at
women’s breasts is not only healthy,
but also elongates the life span of
such men.
The study, which was carried out
over a period of five years, involved
500 men, half of whom were
instructed to stare at women’s
breasts in a lustful manner for at
least 10 minutes every day, while the
other half were instructed to abstain
from doing such.
Weatherby concluded that men who
stared at the breasts more often, as
instructed, showed lower rates of
heart problems, a lower resting
heart rate and lower blood pressure,
all of which enable a healthy living
and long life. He said men should
stare at breasts for 10 minutes a day
to improve the wellness of their
hearts and live longer.
Weatherby said, “Just 10 minutes of
staring at the charms of a well-
endowed female everyday is roughly
equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics
work-out. When the two groups of
men were tested, men that stared at
breasts daily had lower blood
pressure, slower resting pulse rates,
as well as fewer instances of
coronary artery disease.
“Sexual excitement gets the heart
pumping and improves blood
circulation. Gazing at breasts makes
men healthier and engaging in this
activity a few minutes daily cuts the
risk of stroke and heart attack by
half. We believe that by doing so
consistently, the average man can
extend his life for four to five years.”
It was gathered that many men are
attracted to women with big breasts,
and apart from the fact that all
women experience increase in the
size of their breasts during
pregnancy and menstrual cycle,
women with bigger breasts have
been found to be men’s delight.
In another study carried out on 200
male outpatients at three hospitals
in Frankfurt, Germany, in same
order with the previous study, half
of the participants were told to look
at female breasts, while the other
half were told to refrain from doing
so. After five years of issuing the
instruction and monitoring the effect
on the participants, it was found out
that the chest-watchers had a
healthier heart, as identified above
and have the tendency of living
longer than the other group.
A number of men who spoke to our
correspondent said they usually
experience a surge in their hearts
and an unusual faster heartbeat rate
when they see women’s breasts,
especially the bigger ones.
Desmond Oni, 29, said he had
always seen such sudden reaction
as normal. “Whenever I see a
woman’s breasts, especially those
who open them for people to see, it
feels like my heart would jump out
of my body, and then whilst I still
look at it, a number of things could
run through my mind at a time.”
Why then do men look at breasts,
people might ask. The Director,
Centre for Translational Social
Neuroscience, Emory University,
United States, Dr. Larry Young, who
is also an expert in the neuroscience
of social bonding, gave reasons why
men love breasts, especially when
looking at curvaceous women, those
having an attractively curved shape.
He explained that apart from the
fact that humans are among the
very rare animals that have sex face-
to-face, looking into each other’s
eyes, which breeds some intimacy
between the two sexes, the mother-
infant bonding brain activity could
have made men lovers of breasts,
even from a younger age.
Young said, “Why are heterosexual
men so fascinated by women’s
breasts that they sometimes act as if
the breasts are the seat of the soul?
Well, we happen to be heterosexual
men who are interested in biology
and have been used to breasts since
birth.
“When a woman gives birth, her
newborn will engage in some pretty
elaborate manipulations of her
breasts. This stimulation sends
signals along nerves and into the
brain and the signals trigger the
release of a neurochemical called
oxytocin from the brain’s
hypothalamus. Hence, the unusual
attraction.
“Biologically speaking, this
obsession with breasts is pretty
weird. Men are the only male
mammals fascinated by breasts in a
sexual context and women are the
only female mammals whose
breasts become enlarged at puberty,
independent of pregnancy. We are
also the only species in which males
caress, massage and even orally
stimulate the female breasts during
pre-intimacy and sex.
“Women do seem to enjoy the
attention, at least at the right
moments. Men are extremely drawn
to breasts and it is not only
biological, but an unconscious
evolutionary drive deeply engrained
in their brains.”
Reacting to the study, a professor of
psychology, Toba Elegbeleye, said if
the study based its findings on a
single factor, which is just staring at
the breast, then, it could be
regarded as inconclusive, more so
because the medical condition of
the participants before the study
was not disclosed.
He argued that what happened after
the men stared at the breast was
more important than the staring,
adding that it was whatever the
staring led to, such as sexual
intercourse, that had the capacity to
lower the blood pressure and give
long life and not just the staring
alone.
He noted that non-forceful sexual
intercourse, which could be an
aftermath of the staring, could
reduce blood pressure and increase
blood circulation, which ultimately
prolongs life because the staring is
not an end on its own.
He said, “I will prefer to ascribe that
lowering of blood pressure and
other benefits mentioned to the
ultimate level where the man is
relieved of the urge that the staring
has started in him. But if it is not
carried through, I want to doubt the
veracity of that experiment.
“It is a very tricky subject because it
is difficult to isolate the staring as
the only factor responsible for the
difference in heart rate or blood
circulation between the two groups.
Staring at a woman’s breast can
actually cause sexual excitement but
it is usually a precursor to having
sexual intercourse, which is an act
that could raise the blood
circulation.
“If a man stares at a woman’s breast
for 10 minutes spanning five years, it
may return the man into a position
that may be very injurious to his
health except where he ends up
masturbating or having sexual
intercourse and about 39 per cent of
men indulge in masturbation.
“On a general note, when men see
the nudity of a woman, something
must agitate in their blood stream
and biologically, it leads to a rise in
their blood flow and tampers with
their sexual system. However,
beyond the seeing, it is what
happens after, like sex, that could
make them live longer, because
normally, involvement in sex
prolongs life.
“Since the study didn’t present the
other details, we can say it is
inconclusive because what the men
do after the staring must have
tampered with their sexual system
and has the capacity of lowering
blood pressure.”
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mikeansy:
Ok Tompolo and Tambuwal in the same class now?

I see now that you people set the bar very low for ur representatives!

Sister we are talking about the integrity and sanctity of the second arm of Government here!

Which integrity? Did you talk about integrity when Mimiko ,Theodore Orji, Yuguda all decamped to the PDP at different times? What about Send Ayo Adeseun who decamped from the APC to the PDP,has he also resigned?

mikeansy:
Go and learn the constitution before you engage in a debate u have no clue about

Mimiko is not a legislator!

Femi Lanlehin was an APC senator before he pitched his tent with Accord party,has he resigned?

Theodore Orji, Issa Yuguda ,Segun Mimiko all moved from opposition parties to the PDP while they are governors of their respective states and nothing happened to them. Why is Tambuwal's case different?

He said if the elections are rigged. Why is Okupe afraid? Is the PDP planning to rig d elections?

Can a Budget of N950,000 get a 2001Sienna?

How much will deliver a Sienna
2000 model and 2000 Honda Accord to Lagos (from
Cotonuo).
qandac13@gmail.com

How much would land Toyota Avalon 2000 model and a 2000 Toyota Sienna or Camry?

Wayne2:
@ Stopdat... Were u sent the mail for the interview? What did u apply for? Instrument tech or Quality Assurance?

Instrument Tech

And Jonathan loves you because u like licking his buttocks

Got a mail from BAT this morning inviting me for an interview.
What should I be expecting?

BAT has called for interview,check ur mails

Hope the pay for the position make sense sa. Anyone wt an idea of what their pay package and other incentives/benefits are?

Guess they r still marking our scripts.
20 subjective questions,no b beans at all

The BAT instrumentation test was held today, not so difficult questions sa 20 subjective questions in 90minutes

What should we be expecting?

Got a mail from BAT for a second test on 14th Oct,what should we be expecting? I applied as instrumentation technician

Has anyone been contacted after the test?

Ipledge: I don't have the right to judge an anointed man of God

Who anointed him?

zephyr4mac: i've done mine.
Instrumentation Technician.
I got 62%

Good for you

Human rights lawyer, Mr. Femi
Falana (SAN), has accused the
President of the Christian
Association of Nigeria, Pastor Ayo
Oritsejafor, of breaching the
provisions of the Company and
Allied Matters Act through the use of
a private jet belonging to a company
in which he had interest to smuggle
$9.3m cash to South Africa.
Falana said by the provisions of
CAMA, the jet which was allegedly
registered for the facilitation of
evangelism could not be leased to
another company for commercial
purpose, as CAN had said while
defending Oritsejafor.
The lawyer said this in a paper he
delivered at a seminar organised for
the Economic and Financial Crimes
Commission’s prosecutors by the
Justice Research Institute in Abuja.
He described as diversionary, the
statement credited to CAN that the
jet had been leased to another
company, apparently to deny
Oritsejafor’s involvement in the jet’s
mission to South Africa.
He said, “Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor, the
President of the Christian
Association of Nigeria, whose private
jet was used to ferry the money to
South Africa, has denounced those
who have dared to challenge the
involvement of a plane bought for
evangelism in the alleged smuggling
of laundered money.
“In spite of the diversionary
statement of CAN, the influential
pastor cannot dismiss the scandal
with a wave of the hand. With
respect, the explanation by CAN that
the jet was leased to another
company is an admission of the
breach of the law.
“A jet registered for the facilitation of
evangelism cannot be leased to
another company for commercial
purposes, as churches are
registered under part C of the
Company and Allied Matters Act as
non-profit making organisations.”
He noted that many Nigerian pastors
had been indicted in the United
Kingdom for investing church funds
in violation of the Charity Act.
He, therefore, said the CAN President
should apologise to Nigerians if he
was lucky to escape prosecution for
a breach of the provisions of CAMA.
The lawyer said, “In recent time,
some of our pastors have been
indicted in the United Kingdom for
investing church funds in business
in violation of the Charity Act.
“If Pastor Oritsejafor is lucky that he
is not prosecuted for breaching the
CAMA, he owes Nigerians a public
apology. The CAN leadership cannot
afford to engage in attacking its
political opponents in a matter
pertaining to the breach of the law.”
Falana also called for the adoption
of the recommendation of the
National Conference that the office
of the Attorney-General of the
Federation should be separated
from that of the Minister of Justice
and those of the attorneys-general
of various states be separated from
that of the commissioners for
justice.

http://www.punchng.com/news/9-3m-scandal-oritsejafor-violated-company-law-says-falana/

Just finished the test
I managed to score 60%

House,I got a mail from BAT for an online aptitude test. For those who know,What is the nature of the test?
I applied as Instrumentation Technician

stopdat: I received a mail from UNILAG for an interview for the position of a Technologist.Anyone with me?

Someone should please say something

What is PDP's problem with how Tinubu feels? Have they forgotten he is not a political office holder? Tinubu can decide to hide his health status and he has no apology for that.

Atiku is stating the obvious

Mission to balance the accusations abi

Now some people are not happy.
The arrival of Tinubu is sending cold shivers down the spines of PDP stalwarts

I received a mail from UNILAG for an interview for the position of a Technologist.Anyone with me?