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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Best Outfit For Pre-wedding Shots by storietellerz(f): 7:36am On Nov 29, 2017
heck out this outfit, it's unbelievably the best for pre-wedding shots
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Romance / Singles Hangouts Quick Review by storietellerz(f): 7:00am On Jan 05, 2016
Singles Hangouts is a site that was created to provide motivation, inspiration and information that are vital especially to singles in area of Academics, relationship, career, lifestyle, fashion and socialism in general.
The blog has since inception had series of fabulous and mind-blowing topics addressed. I'll be doing a quick review on some of these topics. If you are unable to click on the topic to read posts, just click on the link at the bottom end of the post.

Firstly, I published the Ways of Success series. The series which was fully addressed in three different posts including W.O.S1, W.O.S2 and W.O.S3, pointed out the main keys to a successful life. It was amazing.

THE 10 DIFFERENT TYPES OF GIRLFRIENDS is another topic no one wants to miss. What type of girlfriend do you have? Read this post and let me know your answer.

We also have 10 DIFFERENT TYPES OF KISSES AND THEIR MEANINGS. I actually brought out this topic because I realised that too many people just kiss too much these days without even knowing what meaning these kisses carry. So this topic will make you understand 10 different types of kisses and what they truly mean.

These two brother topics also got people talking 50 THINGS ABOUT GUYS EVERY GIRL SHOULD KNOW and 50 THINGS ABOUT GIRLS EVERY GUY SHOULD KNOW. These topics provides insights and gives information to both boos and baes on what to know and apply to make each other happy.

15 RAW FACTS FROM CHILDHOOD will take you back to your childhood and remind you of those happy moments and you just need to smile wider and wider.

These are just a few, we also have great questions that requires your answers. Well have fun around the blog. See you around...

Source: Singles Hangouts
http://singleshangouts..com.ng/2016/01/singles-hangouts-is-site-that-is.html?m=1
Career / Girlfriend Episode No.3 by storietellerz(f): 2:07pm On Dec 19, 2015
Hello guys, this one is on girlfriend no.3 as it complements my last two posts. Well her name was Oluwakemi, also called Sharon. She was also very pretty. Dark in complexion, average height, and speaks yoruba fluently. Damn! I loved that about her. I met her when I went out of town to work with the Feds on political issues. We were quite very young to be on that assignment but we did work our way through and it was a privilege. As such, we were friends for less than two weeks before this time around, she said she would love us to have something intimate. I wasn't strong enough to turn a lady down and besides, I liked her and I was single AF.

So we started dating, she was the social media girlfriend (THE 10 DIFFERENT TYPES OF GIRLFRIENDS, visit homepage to read) and in just few days, virtually all her friends and family members were aware of her new boyfriend. It was going all well. She once made me a tea I still cannot forget, lol. It was almost as thick as mud. We would work during the day and when work time elapsed, we would be together till we sleep, taking strolls, visiting places and doing all sort of things that made us happy.

At a point, it dawned on us that the assignment was coming to an end and we were going to be far apart since I stayed in benin and she based in Ondo. It is a two hour drive. It was a major burden for me even when she felt it was okay because I knew how bad I was with distant relationships and I didn't know how bad it was going to be to stay without her.

We tried as much as we could to enjoy the time we had left because we didn't know when we were going to see again after we both go home. Finally after the assignment, we had to be separated and we both promised to find a way to come down to either state. It became lonely without her and for the first few weeks, I missed her terribly but after some time, I began to see what was before me and it began to feel okay to be without her.

Now, I know that I am not the best at relationships and I probably deserve strokes but today I regret most of these mistakes and I sometimes wish I could go back and change things. Writing this article reminds me of a bad relationship past and most times, I am deeply sored because I made terrible mistakes. But bringing it out to the public makes it feel like I am reaching them all and letting them know how sorry I am.

Please leave your comments and advice on the comments box below, thanks. Girlfriend no.4 comes up next and I really need you to read it. Bye for now.

source: Singles Hangouts
Links:http://singleshangouts..com.ng/?m=0
Romance / Girlfriend Episode No.3 by storietellerz(f): 11:27am On Dec 19, 2015
Hello guys, this one is on girlfriend no.3 as it complements my last two posts. Well her name was Oluwakemi, also called Sharon. She was also very pretty. Dark in complexion, average height, and speaks yoruba fluently. Damn! I loved that about her. I met her when I went out of town to work with the Feds on political issues. We were quite very young to be on that assignment but we did work our way through and it was a privilege. As such, we were friends for less than two weeks before this time around, she said she would love us to have something intimate. I wasn't strong enough to turn a lady down and besides, I liked her and I was single AF.

So we started dating, she was the social media girlfriend (THE 10 DIFFERENT TYPES OF GIRLFRIENDS, visit homepage to read) and in just few days, virtually all her friends and family members were aware of her new boyfriend. It was going all well. She once made me a tea I still cannot forget, lol. It was almost as thick as mud. We would work during the day and when work time elapsed, we would be together till we sleep, taking strolls, visiting places and doing all sort of things that made us happy.

At a point, it dawned on us that the assignment was coming to an end and we were going to be far apart since I stayed in benin and she based in Ondo. It is a two hour drive. It was a major burden for me even when she felt it was okay because I knew how bad I was with distant relationships and I didn't know how bad it was going to be to stay without her.

We tried as much as we could to enjoy the time we had left because we didn't know when we were going to see again after we both go home. Finally after the assignment, we had to be separated and we both promised to find a way to come down to either state. It became lonely without her and for the first few weeks, I missed her terribly but after some time, I began to see what was before me and it began to feel okay to be without her.

Now, I know that I am not the best at relationships and I probably deserve strokes but today I regret most of these mistakes and I sometimes wish I could go back and change things. Writing this article reminds me of a bad relationship past and most times, I am deeply sored because I made terrible mistakes. But bringing it out to the public makes it feel like I am reaching them all and letting them know how sorry I am.

Please leave your comments and advice on the comments box below, thanks. Girlfriend no.4 comes up next and I really need you to read it. Bye for now.

source: Singles Hangouts
Links:http://singleshangouts..com.ng/?m=0
Romance / Girlfriend Episode No.3 by storietellerz(f): 10:29am On Dec 19, 2015
Hello guys, this one is on girlfriend no.3 as it complements my last two posts. Well her name was Oluwakemi, also called Sharon. She was also very pretty. Dark in complexion, average height, and speaks yoruba fluently. Damn! I loved that about her. I met her when I went out of town to work with the Feds on political issues. We were quite very young to be on that assignment but we did work our way through and it was a privilege. As such, we were friends for less than two weeks before this time around, she said she would love us to have something intimate. I wasn't strong enough to turn a lady down and besides, I liked her and I was single AF.

So we started dating, she was the social media girlfriend (THE 10 DIFFERENT TYPES OF GIRLFRIENDS, visit homepage to read) and in just few days, virtually all her friends and family members were aware of her new boyfriend. It was going all well. She once made me a tea I still cannot forget, lol. It was almost as thick as mud. We would work during the day and when work time elapsed, we would be together till we sleep, taking strolls, visiting places and doing all sort of things that made us happy.

At a point, it dawned on us that the assignment was coming to an end and we were going to be far apart since I stayed in benin and she based in Ondo. It is a two hour drive. It was a major burden for me even when she felt it was okay because I knew how bad I was with distant relationships and I didn't know how bad it was going to be to stay without her.

We tried as much as we could to enjoy the time we had left because we didn't know when we were going to see again after we both go home. Finally after the assignment, we had to be separated and we both promised to find a way to come down to either state. It became lonely without her and for the first few weeks, I missed her terribly but after some time, I began to see what was before me and it began to feel okay to be without her.

Now, I know that I am not the best at relationships and I probably deserve strokes but today I regret most of these mistakes and I sometimes wish I could go back and change things. Writing this article reminds me of a bad relationship past and most times, I am deeply sored because I made terrible mistakes. But bringing it out to the public makes it feel like I am reaching them all and letting them know how sorry I am.

Please leave your comments and advice on the comments box below, thanks. Girlfriend no.4 comes up next and I really need you to read it. Bye for now.

source: Singles Hangouts
Link: http://singleshangouts..com.ng/2015/12/girlfriend-episode-no3.html?m=0#links
Romance / Girlfriend No.2 by storietellerz(f): 7:54am On Dec 12, 2015
Hey guys, this is the story of my second girlfriend after crystabel. To get the story of crystabel, go to the home page to see alongside other fabulous topics.

Homepage: http://singleshangouts..com.ng/?m=1


Her name was Jane. She was fair and spotless, with long hair and a brown eye colour. I liked her from the first day I laid eyes on her. With time, I guess she began to like me too because now she was staring back even when I wasn't aware, but I was too scared to walk up to her because she was way out of my league. She was ever guys open crush. We remained like that for a very long time. We were still on Uniforms. At a point, it came to the knowledge of the whole class that we wouldn't stop staring at ourselves, so the guys started calling me MTN, because of her complexion.
Soon, it was as though I was fooling myself, taking glory to having a girl I have not even talked to, so I maned up one morning and I wrote her a note because I probably would have fainted if I were telling her staring at her eyes, lol. She read the note and also sent me her own note, and wolla!, she agreed to be my girlfriend. I was the happiest. Later that day, after the close of school, we were walking home, and I was too happy I didn't have anything to say, so I just kept on smiling.
Now we were dating and it was though I the story of crystabel started again. We were fast falling in love with each other, and I was scared of losing her. She was awesome. she was funny, sometimes crazy, very caring. She was a very jealous type and also quick to anger, but I loved her all the same. Being the the guy dating Jane, I almost became the talk of the whole school and soon I gained the attention of many other girls. I was caught up with the fact that I had girls around and so I started misbehaving. I didn't cheat on her though but my attention wasn't fully hers anymore. I shared it, especially with a girl called Jennifer.
She couldn't live with it and after 1 year, 3 months of dating, it was she greatest shock when she said to me that it was over and that she couldn't continue with such humiliation. I almost cried. Jane was a very decisive person and so all efforts to plea for her return proved abortive. And so, life went on till...

Girlfriend No.3 comes up next. Don't miss it. It got more interesting more by the day and you wouldn't want to miss out.

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Romance / Girlfriend History1 by storietellerz(f): 8:34am On Dec 11, 2015
Over the years, I've had series of girlfriends summing up to a total number of 6. Till date, I still remember all 6 like the back of my palms. They where all great but something always seemed to break us up. These series are summaries of what happened with all of them.

       My 1st Girlfriend went by the name Crystabel. She was beautiful, fair in complexion, average height and she had it all. Despite these qualities, we weare kids, young, immature and naive. We didn't know what it took to be in or maintain a relationship but yet she captured my heart. We only had school hours to meet see each other and when school closes, we waited in anticipation for the next day. Weekends we're the worse. We didn't have phones, so there weare no sorts of communication until Monday as our houses where far apart from each other. Despite all these barriers, we were still each others distraction as we hardly concentrated in class activities. But that was all it was. Constant staring and smiling, dating in secrecy and getting super jealous when she talked with other boys or laughed at their jokes, lol. And all of a sudden, I had to switch schools. Damn! My heart melted when I heard the news. She cried when I told her and begged me not to go as though it was within my power to object with my dad. It was the worst moment I had ever known.

       Every other activity became so uninteresting.  I knew it wasn't going to end well. I tried talking my parents out of the idea but to no avail. They are very decisive, and so it was certain that I had to go. She almost became a sadist, became unhappy with everything that happened around her. The day I was to leave, she fell sick and did not come to school.

      At this time, I was a student of another school and it became super difficult to learn. Her absence was too much to bear. I would write her name on my books and sometimes even on my uniforms. I swear, it wasn't easy at all. I tried to skip lectures once in a while to visit my former school so as to see her face. And then I discovered that as the days rolled by, it became easier,  and soon, I had new friends who helped me keep my mind off her for some time. The next year, she travelled her family relocated to port harcourt and it was just then I realised I had lost her for good. But there was nothing I could do so Life continued, Damn!!!  I hate that we where kids. So that was how Crystabel and I ended up.

       Next post will be on girlfriend number 2. You wouldn't want to miss her, lol.
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Career / Make Her Love You by storietellerz(f): 8:19am On Dec 08, 2015
Sometime ago on this blog, I made a post of "50 THINGS ABOUT GIRLS EVERY GUY SHOULD KNOW", and also "50 THINGS ABOUT GUYS EVERY GIRL SHOULD KNOW". I didn't add these to the list because they are quite broad and I wanted it to come in a different topic. Now here are some things about girls the whole world of guys should must know.

1. Even as much as every girl loves to be paid girl loves to be paid a great deal of attention, she's often thinking about the guy who gives her little or no attention at all. This is because she was born as an attracting figure and she has lived in that realm of attractiveness practically all her life and for one guy to not follow the crowd gives her something to worry about. An average girl is full of pride about these things, so you may never know she's thinking about you. But some girls will start making little advances like locking eyes or trying to voice out in your group discussions just to get your attention. When you start seeing these signs, don't jump right into her claws, you may make a fool of yourself. Just keep playing hard to get foe some time, and she falls right in love with you. BOOM!!!

2. This may sound crazy to many guys but it's actually very true. If you have a girlfriend, do not hide her. Let every girl who cares to know know. Let the word spread to your friends and to their friends of how right you treat her.
       Fact is, you just made a very long list of admirers in which some are secretly waiting for your present relationship to end. Some would not even mind being number two. I'm not advising that though, it is not a good thing to cheat. What I'm saying is, stop following old trends. Girls are tired of hearing "I am single" from every guy they meet. Speak some truth and keep her wondering what sort of guy you are.

3. Be truthful. Tell her if she looks witchy on her make up. Tell her when her mouth stinks. When her dressing is old fashioned. When her dance moves are irritating. When you get offended by something she says, just tell her. Guys, we really need to stop pretending to like everything she does just because we are scared to lose her. Truth is, she may get offended, but she'll definitely come to love you for your truthfulness. Tell her the raw truth every time it needs to be said. Don't mock her in your statements or in any way embarrass her publicly. Be careful and watch your words trying to make her understand that you care, and that's why you are showing concern.

      Please visit this site's home page for more fabulous topics you wouldn't want to miss. BOOM!!!
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Romance / Make Her Love You by storietellerz(f): 8:08am On Dec 08, 2015
Sometime ago on this blog, I made a post of "50 THINGS ABOUT GIRLS EVERY GUY SHOULD KNOW", and also "50 THINGS ABOUT GUYS EVERY GIRL SHOULD KNOW". I didn't add these to the list because they are quite broad and I wanted it to come in a different topic. Now here are some things about girls the whole world of guys should must know.

1. Even as much as every girl loves to be paid girl loves to be paid a great deal of attention, she's often thinking about the guy who gives her little or no attention at all. This is because she was born as an attracting figure and she has lived in that realm of attractiveness practically all her life and for one guy to not follow the crowd gives her something to worry about. An average girl is full of pride about these things, so you may never know she's thinking about you. But some girls will start making little advances like locking eyes or trying to voice out in your group discussions just to get your attention. When you start seeing these signs, don't jump right into her claws, you may make a fool of yourself. Just keep playing hard to get foe some time, and she falls right in love with you. BOOM!!!

2. This may sound crazy to many guys but it's actually very true. If you have a girlfriend, do not hide her. Let every girl who cares to know know. Let the word spread to your friends and to their friends of how right you treat her.
       Fact is, you just made a very long list of admirers in which some are secretly waiting for your present relationship to end. Some would not even mind being number two. I'm not advising that though, it is not a good thing to cheat. What I'm saying is, stop following old trends. Girls are tired of hearing "I am single" from every guy they meet. Speak some truth and keep her wondering what sort of guy you are.

3. Be truthful. Tell her if she looks witchy on her make up. Tell her when her mouth stinks. When her dressing is old fashioned. When her dance moves are irritating. When you get offended by something she says, just tell her. Guys, we really need to stop pretending to like everything she does just because we are scared to lose her. Truth is, she may get offended, but she'll definitely come to love you for your truthfulness. Tell her the raw truth every time it needs to be said. Don't mock her in your statements or in any way embarrass her publicly. Be careful and watch your words trying to make her understand that you care, and that's why you are showing concern.

      Please visit this site's home page for more fabulous topics you wouldn't want to miss. BOOM!!!
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Jokes Etc / The 10 Different Types Of Girlfriends by storietellerz(f): 8:59am On Dec 02, 2015
Honestly, I think every girl is a pretty healthy mix of all these types of girlfriends but I thought it would be great to separate them into 10 different types. Here they are:

1. THE SOCIAL MEDIA GIRLFRIEND: This girl is very obsessed with putting her relationship on social media. She can't afford to have her phone battery dead. Give her a surprise romantic kiss on the cheek and you will have to do it again because she needs to either be recording or taking pictures.

2. THE MOTHERLY GIRLFRIEND: The motherly girlfriend treats her boyfriend like her son. She is always keeping up with him, knows his whereabouts at all time of the day, tells him what or what not to wear, where or where not to go.  She practically mothers him.

3. The DETECTIVE GIRLFRIEND: She is always checking to see what he is doing without her knowing. Always checking his phone when his not aware, checking his pockets just to find clues on what's up.

4. THE JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND: This one is jealous of anything and everything involving her boyfriend. He dare not talk to a female dog. They love all the attention you want in any girl to come from them alone.

5. THE BOYFRIEND TALKATIVE: Everything seems to remind this girl of her boyfriend so she talks about him in every subject matter.

6. THE RELATIONSHIP NOVICE: This one just really doesn't know how to do relationships. She feels it's weird to hold her hand in public.

7. THE CLINGY GIRLFRIEND: The clingy type needs to always be in contact with her boyfriend. She wants to go everywhere with him, even to go hangout with the guys. She knows how many times she calls and texts all day and how long it took you to reply each.

8. The SENSITIVE GIRLFRIEND: She is very sensitive. She gets offended by everything. Its takes a lot to cope with these type.

9. THE HIGH MAINTENANCE GIRLFRIEND: This girl is very expensive to keep. She wants what she wants and doesn't care the cost or how you get them.

10. THE BEST FRIEND GIRLFRIEND: She is the girlfriend every guy long to have. They play like kids and she is always there for him as his girl and as his best friend.

Please let me know which of these girls you are currently dating. And ladies, which of these girlfriends do you think you are? Chao!

Source: Singles Hangouts
Link: http://singleshangouts..com.ng/2015/12/the-10-different-types-of-girlfriends.html?m=1
Career / The 10 Different Types Of Girlfriends by storietellerz(f): 8:38am On Dec 02, 2015
Honestly, I think every girl is a pretty healthy mix of all these types of girlfriends but I thought it would be great to separate them into 10 different types. Here they are:

1. THE SOCIAL MEDIA GIRLFRIEND: This girl is very obsessed with putting her relationship on social media. She can't afford to have her phone battery dead. Give her a surprise romantic kiss on the cheek and you will have to do it again because she needs to either be recording or taking pictures.

2. THE MOTHERLY GIRLFRIEND: The motherly girlfriend treats her boyfriend like her son. She is always keeping up with him, knows his whereabouts at all time of the day, tells him what or what not to wear, where or where not to go.  She practically mothers him.

3. The DETECTIVE GIRLFRIEND: She is always checking to see what he is doing without her knowing. Always checking his phone when his not aware, checking his pockets just to find clues on what's up.

4. THE JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND: This one is jealous of anything and everything involving her boyfriend. He dare not talk to a female dog. They love all the attention you want in any girl to come from them alone.

5. THE BOYFRIEND TALKATIVE: Everything seems to remind this girl of her boyfriend so she talks about him in every subject matter.

6. THE RELATIONSHIP NOVICE: This one just really doesn't know how to do relationships. She feels it's weird to hold her hand in public.

7. THE CLINGY GIRLFRIEND: The clingy type needs to always be in contact with her boyfriend. She wants to go everywhere with him, even to go hangout with the guys. She knows how many times she calls and texts all day and how long it took you to reply each.

8. The SENSITIVE GIRLFRIEND: She is very sensitive. She gets offended by everything. Its takes a lot to cope with these type.

9. THE HIGH MAINTENANCE GIRLFRIEND: This girl is very expensive to keep. She wants what she wants and doesn't care the cost or how you get them.

10. THE BEST FRIEND GIRLFRIEND: She is the girlfriend every guy long to have. They play like kids and she is always there for him as his girl and as his best friend.

Please let me know which of these girls you are currently dating. And ladies, which of these girlfriends do you think you are? Chao!

Source: Singles Hangouts
Link: http://singleshangouts..com.ng/2015/12/the-10-different-types-of-girlfriends.html?m=1
Romance / The 10 Different Types Of Girlfriends by storietellerz(f): 8:06am On Dec 02, 2015
Honestly, I think every girl is a pretty healthy mix of all these types of girlfriends but I thought it would be great to separate them into 10 different types. Here they are:

1. THE SOCIAL MEDIA GIRLFRIEND: This girl is very obsessed with putting her relationship on social media. She can't afford to have her phone battery dead. Give her a surprise romantic kiss on the cheek and you will have to do it again because she needs to either be recording or taking pictures.

2. THE MOTHERLY GIRLFRIEND: The motherly girlfriend treats her boyfriend like her son. She is always keeping up with him, knows his whereabouts at all time of the day, tells him what or what not to wear, where or where not to go.  She practically mothers him.

3. The DETECTIVE GIRLFRIEND: She is always checking to see what he is doing without her knowing. Always checking his phone when his not aware, checking his pockets just to find clues on what's up.

4. THE JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND: This one is jealous of anything and everything involving her boyfriend. He dare not talk to a female dog. They love all the attention you want in any girl to come from them alone.

5. THE BOYFRIEND TALKATIVE: Everything seems to remind this girl of her boyfriend so she talks about him in every subject matter.

6. THE RELATIONSHIP NOVICE: This one just really doesn't know how to do relationships. She feels it's weird to hold her hand in public.

7. THE CLINGY GIRLFRIEND: The clingy type needs to always be in contact with her boyfriend. She wants to go everywhere with him, even to go hangout with the guys. She knows how many times she calls and texts all day and how long it took you to reply each.

8. The SENSITIVE GIRLFRIEND: She is very sensitive. She gets offended by everything. Its takes a lot to cope with these type.

9. THE HIGH MAINTENANCE GIRLFRIEND: This girl is very expensive to keep. She wants what she wants and doesn't care the cost or how you get them.

10. THE BEST FRIEND GIRLFRIEND: She is the girlfriend every guy long to have. They play like kids and she is always there for him as his girl and as his best friend.

Please let me know which of these girls you are currently dating. And ladies, which of these girlfriends do you think you are? Chao!

Source: Singles Hangouts
Link: http://singleshangouts..com.ng/2015/12/the-10-different-types-of-girlfriends.html?m=1
Career / 10 Types Of Kisses And Their Meanings by storietellerz(f): 3:44pm On Nov 25, 2015
There are many different ways to kiss your lover, and all of them can communicate something different about what or how you're feeling, whether's it's during sex or during a date. Here's a field guide to the major types of kisses, and what you're saying with each of them.

1. Peck. Sounds innocent, doesn't it? But this quick lip-on-lip contact still sends a message. The primary one? "I want to kiss you and — hopefully, sometime soon — make out, but it's early and we're not there yet, so this peck on the lips is a suggestion that there is to be much more smooching in our future."

2. A long peck. A lingering, closed-mouth kiss on the lips. Very sensual, yet still somewhat chaste and restrained. This is how grown-ups say, "We are so about to make out big-time." This extended peck is usually followed by a knowing smirk and, sometimes, an audible "mmmm."

3. Woodpecker. Rapid-fire pecks. Playful and cute, these say, "I really like you, a lot, but I don't want to get myself all randy right now." These convey a lot of affection without allowing things to get too hot and heavy. It's also a good option when it comes to PDA. No one wants to watch you swallow each other's faces while they're having their morning coffee. Pop Reference Point: Adam Sandler woodpecker-ing Veronica Vaughn in Billy Madison.

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Jokes Etc / 10 Types Of Kisses And Their Meanings by storietellerz(f): 11:55am On Nov 25, 2015
There are many different ways to kiss your lover, and all of them can communicate something different about what or how you're feeling, whether's it's during sex or during a date. Here's a field guide to the major types of kisses, and what you're saying with each of them.

1. Peck. Sounds innocent, doesn't it? But this quick lip-on-lip contact still sends a message. The primary one? "I want to kiss you and — hopefully, sometime soon — make out, but it's early and we're not there yet, so this peck on the lips is a suggestion that there is to be much more smooching in our future."

2. A long peck. A lingering, closed-mouth kiss on the lips. Very sensual, yet still somewhat chaste and restrained. This is how grown-ups say, "We are so about to make out big-time." This extended peck is usually followed by a knowing smirk and, sometimes, an audible "mmmm."

3. Woodpecker. Rapid-fire pecks. Playful and cute, these say, "I really like you, a lot, but I don't want to get myself all randy right now." These convey a lot of affection without allowing things to get too hot and heavy. It's also a good option when it comes to PDA. No one wants to watch you swallow each other's faces while they're having their morning coffee. Pop Reference Point: Adam Sandler woodpecker-ing Veronica Vaughn in Billy Madison.

4. French. The French Kiss is the king of kisses, and involves open mouths and some form of tongue interaction. It's too complex and nuanced for one description, so we've broken it down even further:

a) Standard. Moving your open lips against each other with some tongue interplay can be very sweet, very hot, very passionate, or all of the above. This kiss really gets the hormones racing and says, "I would like to sleep with you."

b) Tongue Tango. Ideally an elegant ballet of tongue play, the Tongue Tango occurs when the tips of the tongues push off of each other and twist around. This kiss says "I think outside the box in and out of bed" This kiss, however, is a close relative of the dreaded Lizard Kiss, where tongues dart in a stabbing, lizard-like motion. What's the lizard's saying? "I am a creep." So be careful.

c) He's Eating My Mouth. This kiss leaves the kissee with what we call a saliva beard. Basically, the kisser opens his or her mouth as wide as possible, rolls their tongue all around and down their partner's throat and then, inexplicably, slides it all over their poor partner's face. Pop Culture Reference Point: An episode of Sex And The City, wherein Charlotte was forced to deal with a date literally licking her face. This kiss says, "I want you to think I'm really sexual and passionate but in reality, I am totally oblivious to your vibe and will probably stink in bed. Big time."

5. Love Bite. Getting in a little nip of the lip or neck means "I'm playful," and might also reveal that you're not totally opposed to a little bit of pain with your pleasure. Try not to draw blood, though.

6. I Love You/I Hate You. This one involves a sudden, passionate embrace after bickering. This kiss is unchoreographed mayhem at its best. It says, "You make me so mad and I can't stand you but I must have you and that makes me even more mad which makes me want you even more, DAMN YOU!!!" Pop Culture Reference Point: Check out Han Solo and Princess Leia's first kiss in The Empire Strikes Back for a textbook example of the adversary-lover dance.

7. Hard-mouth-closed. This one is featured in many classic films. It occurs when the leading man finally pins down his female nemesis/love interest and plants one on her. It's often accompanied by a wrist grab, so that you don't push him away, you firebrand! It says, "I'm going to teach you not to sass me and give me guff, by gum!"

8. Against The Wall. "I want you so bad." Although this kiss usually happens spontaneously and in a semi-public setting (e.g. alleyway, bar bathroom, book reading, etc.), you always wish there was a bed nearby that you could collapse into, because — damn it! — this is hot!

9. The Bend Back. Old-fashioned and romantic, he leans in to you and bends you backward, often with one hand holding the small of your back, and the other placed gently against the side of your face. Swoony. This is generally for people who are uber-comfortable with each other, have a sense of humor and are absolutely crazy about each other. Pop Culture Case in Point: Carrie and Berger on SATC or, better yet, Rhett and Scarlett in Gone With The Wind. This kiss says, "Darling, I am yours. Hold onto your petticoats as my white steed approaches to whisk us away to fairy-land." Yeah, it's a fun one.

10. Kiss on the forehead. This is usually one for starters, which says "I like you, and our friendship should continue". It is a really great way to express those first feelings.
Source: Singles Hangouts
Link: http://singleshangouts..com.ng/2015/11/10-types-of-kisses-and-their-meanings.html?m=1
Romance / Re: 10 Types Of Kisses And Their Meanings by storietellerz(f): 11:53am On Nov 25, 2015
Lol, @merit12 no broad thinking
Romance / 10 Types Of Kisses And Their Meanings by storietellerz(f): 11:28am On Nov 25, 2015
There are many different ways to kiss your lover, and all of them can communicate something different about what or how you're feeling, whether's it's during sex or during a date. Here's a field guide to the major types of kisses, and what you're saying with each of them.

1. Peck. Sounds innocent, doesn't it? But this quick lip-on-lip contact still sends a message. The primary one? "I want to kiss you and — hopefully, sometime soon — make out, but it's early and we're not there yet, so this peck on the lips is a suggestion that there is to be much more smooching in our future."

2. A long peck. A lingering, closed-mouth kiss on the lips. Very sensual, yet still somewhat chaste and restrained. This is how grown-ups say, "We are so about to make out big-time." This extended peck is usually followed by a knowing smirk and, sometimes, an audible "mmmm."

3. Woodpecker. Rapid-fire pecks. Playful and cute, these say, "I really like you, a lot, but I don't want to get myself all randy right now." These convey a lot of affection without allowing things to get too hot and heavy. It's also a good option when it comes to PDA. No one wants to watch you swallow each other's faces while they're having their morning coffee. Pop Reference Point: Adam Sandler woodpecker-ing Veronica Vaughn in Billy Madison.

4. French. The French Kiss is the king of kisses, and involves open mouths and some form of tongue interaction. It's too complex and nuanced for one description, so we've broken it down even further:

a) Standard. Moving your open lips against each other with some tongue interplay can be very sweet, very hot, very passionate, or all of the above. This kiss really gets the hormones racing and says, "I would like to sleep with you."

b) Tongue Tango. Ideally an elegant ballet of tongue play, the Tongue Tango occurs when the tips of the tongues push off of each other and twist around. This kiss says "I think outside the box in and out of bed" This kiss, however, is a close relative of the dreaded Lizard Kiss, where tongues dart in a stabbing, lizard-like motion. What's the lizard's saying? "I am a creep." So be careful.

c) He's Eating My Mouth. This kiss leaves the kissee with what we call a saliva beard. Basically, the kisser opens his or her mouth as wide as possible, rolls their tongue all around and down their partner's throat and then, inexplicably, slides it all over their poor partner's face. Pop Culture Reference Point: An episode of Sex And The City, wherein Charlotte was forced to deal with a date literally licking her face. This kiss says, "I want you to think I'm really sexual and passionate but in reality, I am totally oblivious to your vibe and will probably stink in bed. Big time."

5. Love Bite. Getting in a little nip of the lip or neck means "I'm playful," and might also reveal that you're not totally opposed to a little bit of pain with your pleasure. Try not to draw blood, though.

6. I Love You/I Hate You. This one involves a sudden, passionate embrace after bickering. This kiss is unchoreographed mayhem at its best. It says, "You make me so mad and I can't stand you but I must have you and that makes me even more mad which makes me want you even more, DAMN YOU!!!" Pop Culture Reference Point: Check out Han Solo and Princess Leia's first kiss in The Empire Strikes Back for a textbook example of the adversary-lover dance.

7. Hard-mouth-closed. This one is featured in many classic films. It occurs when the leading man finally pins down his female nemesis/love interest and plants one on her. It's often accompanied by a wrist grab, so that you don't push him away, you firebrand! It says, "I'm going to teach you not to sass me and give me guff, by gum!"

8. Against The Wall. "I want you so bad." Although this kiss usually happens spontaneously and in a semi-public setting (e.g. alleyway, bar bathroom, book reading, etc.), you always wish there was a bed nearby that you could collapse into, because — damn it! — this is hot!

9. The Bend Back. Old-fashioned and romantic, he leans in to you and bends you backward, often with one hand holding the small of your back, and the other placed gently against the side of your face. Swoony. This is generally for people who are uber-comfortable with each other, have a sense of humor and are absolutely crazy about each other. Pop Culture Case in Point: Carrie and Berger on SATC or, better yet, Rhett and Scarlett in Gone With The Wind. This kiss says, "Darling, I am yours. Hold onto your petticoats as my white steed approaches to whisk us away to fairy-land." Yeah, it's a fun one.

10. Kiss on the forehead. This is usually one for starters, which says "I like you, and our friendship should continue". It is a really great way to express those first feelings.
Source: Singles Hangouts
Link: http://singleshangouts..com.ng/2015/11/10-types-of-kisses-and-their-meanings.html?m=1
Romance / Freedom Speaks by storietellerz(f): 9:30pm On Nov 18, 2015
And in the end, you will truly learn that the only person that has always been there for you, good or bad is you. No other person can do that job forever, just you. And someone will say "I trust my best friend" yeah of course, but in life, your best friend can kill you faster than anyone, so be mindful of the people you trust because at the end of the show, you may just be the only one standing wishing you had more faith in yourself than in others. Bye

Source: Phree Revolution
Link: http://phreerevolution..com.ng/2015/11/freedom-speaks.html?m=1
Romance / Re: Raw Facts by storietellerz(f): 6:34am On Nov 12, 2015
Romance / Re: Raw Facts by storietellerz(f): 6:32am On Nov 12, 2015
15 RAW FACTS FROM CHILDHOOD TILL NOW...

There was always:
1)This one friend we tried talking, walking or laughing like.
2)This one subject that sounded like French whenever it was being taught.
3)This one person that messed you up.
4)This one person your parents never stopped comparing you with.
5)This one movie that scared us to death.
6)This one snack you almost got addicted to.
7)This one habit you just could not stop.
coolThis one person you knew didn't like you.
9)This one cloth you couldn't let go even after it faded out.
10)This one teacher you just didn't like.
11)This one moment you tried smoking paper or a match stick.
12)This one pitch we all tried to hit.
13)This one part of a church service that was boring as hell.
14)This one person we all thought was the cutest as kids but grew up to see otherwise.
15) This one family member you didn't like coming around for being a disciplinarian.

TRUE OR FALSE?
Romance / Re: Raw Facts by storietellerz(f): 8:32pm On Nov 11, 2015
Lol, owk, I'll bring down the full post here later
Career / Re: Ways Of Success, Step 1 - Know Your Purpose by storietellerz(f): 6:36pm On Nov 11, 2015
You are welcome
Romance / Raw Facts by storietellerz(f): 6:26pm On Nov 11, 2015
There was always:
1)This one friend we tried talking, walking or laughing like.
2)This one subject that sounded like French whenever it was being taught.
3)This one person that messed you up.
4)This one person your parents never stopped comparing you with.
5)This one movie that scared us to death.

Continue reading at:
http://phreerevolution..com.ng/2015/11/15-raw-facts-from-childhood-till-now-so.html?m=1
Jokes Etc / Raw Facts by storietellerz(f): 5:46pm On Nov 11, 2015
There was always:
1)This one friend we tried talking, walking or laughing like.
2)This one subject that sounded like French whenever it was being taught.
3)This one person that messed you up.
4)This one person your parents never stopped comparing you with.
5)This one movie that scared us to death.

Continue reading at:
http://phreerevolution..com.ng/2015/11/15-raw-facts-from-childhood-till-now-so.html?m=1
Romance / Mama Or Wife - Q3 by storietellerz(f): 4:58pm On Nov 11, 2015
Who would you rescue out of a fire accident first? Mama or Wife?

Source: Phree revolution
Link: http://www.phreerevolution..com.ng/2015/11/mama-or-wife-q3.html?m=1
Career / Re: 50 Things About Guys Every Girl Should Know by storietellerz(f): 12:26pm On Nov 11, 2015
Ofcourse
Career / 50 Things About Guys Every Girl Should Know by storietellerz(f): 12:16pm On Nov 11, 2015
50 THINGS ABOUT GUYS EVERY GIRL SHOULD KNOW
1) A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

2) Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten?” are questions guys ask on the phone when they are out of words

3) Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4)When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics...
Continue reading at:
http://www.phreerevolution..com.ng/2015/11/50-things-about-guys-every-girl-should.html?m=1
Romance / 50 Things About Guys Every Girl Should Know by storietellerz(f): 12:08pm On Nov 11, 2015
50 THINGS ABOUT GUYS EVERY GIRL SHOULD KNOW
1) A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

2) Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten?” are questions guys ask on the phone when they are out of words

3) Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4)When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics...
Continue reading at:
http://www.phreerevolution..com.ng/2015/11/50-things-about-guys-every-girl-should.html?m=1
Romance / Mama Or Wife - Q2 by storietellerz(f): 6:21pm On Nov 10, 2015
The "mama or wife" series are great questions that get you thinking. So question 2 goes like this...

Who prays for you more? Mama or wife?

Source: Phree Revolution
Link: http://www.phreerevolution..com.ng/2015/11/mama-or-wife-q2.html?m=1
Career / Mama Or Wife - Q1 by storietellerz(f): 4:34pm On Nov 10, 2015
This is a very intriguing question. Many will say mama, and many will say wife, but I want to know what you will say...

Follow the link below to see question and leave comment: http://www.phreerevolution..com.ng/2015/11/mama-or-wife-1.html?m=1

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