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Yemlizzy: Mister man! Face your business squarely here. Must you quote me? Take your time

no vex ma... I won't do it again

OmichaelO: Abi now..or "you still can't tell when I'm joking?"


She'll love me more I. Guess.

if d girl don dae blush as u dae tell am d words, u kun end am with "u know am lying ryt?" mennn ur ear go recieve "God handed" slap

mencade5: liar!

is a liar any1 dat tells d truth??

OmichaelO: If I say any of those,I'll end it with "you know I'm lying right"

lol... u no well

Yemlizzy: Na today we dey hear am. Hmmm....issokay.

see d way she typed lyk she has been told all d 50phrases written by d op..... op tell am ur mind jawe abi no be d talk wae she talk say she don hear tire na im dae take toast am?

Mprex: what crime if i may ask?

lol naughty girl.... D crime is opening ur eyes wen u kiss or u are being kissed

mencade5: ok....abeg tell mama nkechi make she sell plate of garri for you.

plss what's garri?? if its a food, i haven't eaten it b4 but i would prefer fruit salad nd condensed milk

Mprex: lol. E.g stormybucci and his co brothers in action

wat action if i may ask?

mencade5: hahaha...enemy of progress. Wetin happen nau!

Lol...abeg no let anybody hear oooo

i go collect bribe b4 i accept oooo

mencade5: i have much kiss to give and i know u also have. Lets share what we have.

hehehehe wat is dis am seeing? u beta stop it b4 i fire u both

why do girls carry rubbish info about guys.... if guys are polygamous, then girls are polyandrous.. .. wetin sef

sexylogan: A woman that kisses with her eyes open is a winch until proven otherwise.

lolzz.. e.g mprex nd her co sistas in crime"jst saying"

harrwix: thanks jare

welcome

Mprex: nah but i dont even realize when i close my eyes. It happens on impulse. Reflex action maybe

nawa ooo closing of eyes a reflex action.. k i will agree 2 wat u said but i don't believe

nawa oo see d way dis girls form gang 4 here dae finish d op... open no worry no be only u wakka come, i follow u 4 back

Mprex: lmao! This got me rolling on the floor. Well, i have kissed and i have been kissed but i dont know why people close their eyes when doing that

so u open ur eyes?? or u put on sun glass when kissing?

Mprex: lmao! This got me rolling on the floor. Well, i have kissed and i have been kissed but i dont know why people close their eyes when doing that

so u open ur eyes??

Annypie: true dah,wen she cnt discern btwn a lie and d truth..some lies r just too blatant*fibs are allowed tho*a sane being cn smell such yardz away..nw dats d kinda lie i meant!

but u girls say it lyk we guys can never tell a girl about his true feeling or every word we say 2 girls are nt meant by us nd its unfair

Annypie: dey rili are heartwarmin and cute,any1 will be entranced by dem..buh hell!am so tired of hearing d same lines*sugar coated lies*tell mi smtin op,u rili say all dis to ur gf

girls who believe dat whatever a guy tells her is a lie will never hear d truth 4rm any guy(even her husband) till she dies

Mprex: Because ........

I dont know oh!

u never kiss b4? sorry make i rephrase d question.. dey never kiss u b4

softsparkyy: ^^^^^ Taaaah!!!Something wey I sabi since.

i know say pple lyk u go show face... would u common sharraapp nd admit 2 d truth nw. mtcheew

lolzz... nice 1 but d no43 make sense die

nice 1 op #100% guilty... anybody wae come here post lyk say he don know am since, na amadioha go chop d person eyes

Annypie: see,perhapz if u open ur eyes,u wuld miss all of dah..

lolzz maybe

Annypie: lyk seriousli,u stare into ur partner's eyes while kissing??i feel it helps dem savour d moment more.

wats bad in staring into ur partners eyes when kissing***i do close my eyes shaa cus it makes u feel lyk u are in d garden of eden***