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Politics / Re: FG Pays ₦‎585 Million Fines, Begins Nationwide Prisoners' Release by StPete: 8:51am On Dec 01, 2023
dealslip:


And somehow you don't believe this must have been going on since they announced this plan a few months back.

Very funny! FG would start orientation and it would be silent? Why was it not silent when they were rehabilitating about-to-be-freed Boko Haram terrorists
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by StPete: 7:53am On Dec 01, 2023
Chibudollar:
EVERYTHING EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE is a very stupid movie and no one can tell me otherwise. I stopped watching after 40 minutes if I am not mistaken.

This, right here, is the simple reason you feel there are no new storylines anymore in Hollywood. Your brain can’t comprehend new intelligent ones

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Family / Re: What One Thing A Kid Born After 2000 Will Not Understand? by StPete: 7:35am On Dec 01, 2023
Kito
Yam buns
Williwilli
Village headmaster
Checkmate
Ripples
Adoyo
Slate (for writing)


And Turkey oil..image added for illustration

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Politics / Re: FG Pays ₦‎585 Million Fines, Begins Nationwide Prisoners' Release by StPete: 6:16am On Dec 01, 2023
dealslip:

I hope you know some of this people are victims as well. People whom police just see for road and pack as prostitute or arm robbers. They have been there without any trial. If you have a friend in this category, you will let them keep him there because of crime

And you think releasing them into the street no matter whatever they may have or not have done is the best? Do you realize that anybody who goes to prison never comes out the same way he/she went in?

What the government ought to do was supposed to be reorientation for all criminals which should take at least 3 months to wash off that prison trauma and psyche rather than just releasing them into the streets. I’m guessing you will be happy if you start getting thieves banging on your door during Christmas
Politics / Re: FG Pays ₦‎585 Million Fines, Begins Nationwide Prisoners' Release by StPete: 5:46am On Dec 01, 2023
Christmas / end of year money don sure for the minister. FG paying fine to FG. Never heard of this type of tomfoolery. And also, bringing out more prisoners at this time when crime rate is on the rise

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by StPete: 8:00am On Nov 29, 2023
Chibudollar:
Sometimes I just think no idea in Hollywood can be new again, I don't know if anyone here gets what I am saying. like no matter what you write as a new movie, someone has probably written same thing before.

That you are not explorative doesn’t mean you should generalize. Hollywood brings up something new every once in a while. Everything everywhere all at once is a concept that has never been produced before. Same goes with Oppenheimer and so many other countless movies. Don’t be small minded

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Health / Re: Nurse Confesses To Changing DNA Results Of Kids, Tricks Man Into Divorcing His W by StPete: 2:10pm On Nov 27, 2023
Morbeta11:


Impossicant......in this world and the next....am one of the fortunate ones that wouldn't border wasting money on DNA cos its all out in the public to see grin my spermatozoa is very healthy grin

You're obviously consoling yourself because the truth is staring you in the face. Enjoy your momentary happiness until reality dawns on you. DNA test goes beyond "looks"

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Technology Market / Re: Airtel 5G Wifi Router by StPete: 2:52am On Nov 26, 2023
Cuam:


If you read well you'd see you aren't as wise because it clearly says slightly negotiable. Moreover you can always opt for the brand new one. I've got over 60gb on this and I'm not so desperate to sell.


Nonsense talk!!
Why will I buy something slightly negotiable for something that is not brand new when brand new comes with privileges that outweighs your “slightly negotiable”
Technology Market / Re: Airtel 5G Wifi Router by StPete: 9:41pm On Nov 25, 2023
Cuam:
Airtel 5G WiFi router for sale with 5G SIM and over 50Gb data left.
Amount with SIM - 30k
Amount without SIM - 23k

Slightly negotiable
Location - Alimosho, Lagos state
Chat me up on the Telegram id in my signature if interested.

Same price as brand new
Technology Market / Re: Brand New Google Pixel 8 by StPete: 8:19am On Nov 25, 2023
Do you have 8 pro
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by StPete: 10:49am On Nov 24, 2023
Awaiting Black Friday deals...sellers please come through
Technology Market / Re: Iphone 13 For 500k 128gb Green(new color) by StPete: 1:28pm On Nov 21, 2023
Factory unlocked?
Technology Market / Re: SOLD Apple Iwatch Series 8 by StPete: 6:19am On Nov 20, 2023
omoalhaji1:
285k boss

From 280k to 285k. Enjoy!
Technology Market / Re: SOLD Apple Iwatch Series 8 by StPete: 3:41am On Nov 19, 2023
240k serious buyer
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Ladies Do You Crave For Head DM Me. by StPete: 2:28pm On Nov 18, 2023
Will you like to eat yeast infested vagina carrying candida and oozing menstrual blood?

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Romance / Re: Is It Wrong To Always Have Sex Whenever She Comes To Visit? by StPete: 8:25am On Nov 15, 2023
If she doesn’t give you sex, stop her from coming and get a new girl. These ladies are emotionally manipulative.

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Family / Re: It Is Only An Animal That Will Lay His Hands On A Woman. by StPete: 1:21pm On Nov 13, 2023
Aaaaarghmed:
even if she does this.i cannot start punching her like a sack.highest is a slap that can reset her brain.Or I send her and her load away.reason am,how u go dey punch woman with blows like a man.the thing dey funny me.the only thing that can make me punch a woman like a man is if she attempts to take my life in self defense.even if I wan die.no be woman go kill me grin

The title of the thread says lay hands on a woman, it did not say punch a woman. If you slap a woman, u don lay hands on her already. Besides, do you think this kind woman, u fit just slap her and go? She go slap you double and break your head join…dey play
Family / Re: It Is Only An Animal That Will Lay His Hands On A Woman. by StPete: 8:30am On Nov 13, 2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r59z8FJoYrw?si=5pfoTyEShTeg86s6


When a woman does this to you without provocation probably for merely suspecting you of cheating especially when the allegation is false, tell me you will act like nothing happened…nonsense!
Family / Re: How Do I Handle This Heartlessness by StPete: 2:13pm On Nov 12, 2023
Karlifate:


That's what resentment can cause.



Two can play that game.
Family / Re: How Do I Handle This Heartlessness by StPete: 1:32pm On Nov 12, 2023
Karlifate:


And what if the younger bro is exacting his revenge on what the OP has done to him in time past. 🤷

To the point of burning his clothes? Time will tell
Family / Re: How Do I Handle This Heartlessness by StPete: 9:18pm On Nov 11, 2023
Save your anger for later. A time for payback will come and then you will graciously use it. Revenge is best served cold. When that time for revenge comes, give it to him in the most ruthless way.

For now, just bare the pains and gather whatever you can for now

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Family / Re: May Nigeria Not Happen To Us.... by StPete: 7:56pm On Nov 08, 2023
ahnie:
You should have asked what I meant before attacking me oga!Don't be too quick to join the bandwagon that slams negative tags on people.

I m sorry if you misunderstood what I meant the wrong way...but I can assure you it's not what you think,and therefore you owe me an apology.

Entering the street is a local parlance commonly understood by almost everybody.


For better understanding I meant he should look for money and start doing a business of his own instead of working for someone that will pay him peanut and stress him out.

Entering the street also implies he can also learn a trade or acquire some skills which will fetch him money in no distant time.

I respect you that's why I m dignifying you with a reply,if not I go just keep you quiet n enjoy your rants.


Please kindly let me breathe.
You can take the floor if you still chooses to throw insults.


Ok I take my words back. But let’s be honest, if it were that easy to enter the street and become your own boss, 90% of Nigerians won’t be poor nor broke. The street nor easy

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Family / Re: May Nigeria Not Happen To Us.... by StPete: 6:49pm On Nov 08, 2023
ahnie:

Then try entering the street and be your own boss.


It's fun being your own boss you know.

Imagine the kind of advice a supposed mature woman who is popular on Nairaland is giving. What a pity

So if he enters the street and ends up in jail, you will come to bail him? Nonsense and ingredients

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Gaming / Re: PS4 Games Exchange by StPete: 12:31pm On Nov 06, 2023
Anyone with need for speed for sale ps4
Foreign Affairs / Re: ‘I Am Horrified’: UN Chief Guterres Condemns Israeli Attack On Gaza Ambulance by StPete: 4:25pm On Nov 05, 2023
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Probably a lot of moslems went there to hide. Anything to wipe off moslems from the face of the earth is welcome grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: ‘I Am Horrified’: UN Chief Guterres Condemns Israeli Attack On Gaza Ambulance by StPete: 10:16am On Nov 05, 2023
grin grin keep daydreaming while they slaughter all the god-forsaken moslems off the face of the earth
Biodun556:
Israel will be eliminated

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Technology Market / Re: Get Microsoft Office 365 - 1 Year Premium Access N12,500 by StPete: 6:26pm On Nov 04, 2023
With all scam flying everywhere, it’ll be difficult for anyone to just send you money first without some sort of guarantee.

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Technology Market / Re: I Need Iphone X by StPete: 10:51pm On Nov 01, 2023
Xxiittyy:
Good day to you all.
please i need iPhone x
i am cool with someone selling there own..

money for UK own no dey
my max budget is 120k..

kindly lemme know if you have
quote me or message me via

09156225323 - Whatsapp

Location?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My Horrible First Time Sex Experience by StPete: 8:48am On Oct 28, 2023
Next try, go natural. Don’t take or use any enhancement. Stop masturbation too, it lowers the sweetness of real sex because no kpekus is as tight as your hand wrapped around your schlong. Your dick has gotten used to your arms tightness that’s why it has no feelings for kpekus
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My Horrible First Time Sex Experience by StPete: 8:11am On Oct 28, 2023
How do you try to use samsu oil for a first time sex knowing that you’re inexperienced? People like you are the ones that die unexpectedly due to peer pressure. Wanting to do more than yourself when you don’t even have an iota of knowledge on what you want to do
Family / Re: What Is The Best Type Of Spice To Use In Stew? by StPete: 7:52am On Oct 19, 2023
LookBeautifulPe:



I don't really like onga. I feel it has too much chemicals

doggedfighter:


Exactly,no one should cook with that packaged coloured chalk.
lipsrsealed

No let the company arrest you like Erisco foods arrested that girl o grin

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Moves To Block FBI, CIA, U.S. Agencies From Releasing Files - Gazette by StPete: 7:46am On Oct 19, 2023
Resurrection212:
Anything gazzett its useless a sectional journalist.

When gazette released purported audio tapes of Peter Obi, all you corn followers rejoiced and praised gazette as the best thing after sliced bread. Una never see anything

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